Chapter 2136

"I thought you would never come back."

Just like many virtuous little wives who lean on the door and wait for their husband to go hunting in the mountains, Shen Yinbing quickly welcomes Gao Fei with a worried smile on her face. She even tidies up his messy clothes and takes out a handkerchief to wipe the ashes on his face. As gentle as she moves, she will be.

It's just that the smile is a bit hypocritical, and he sniffs like a dog.

Even if a woman's sense of smell is congenital failure, she will be very sensitive and dare to get up when she smells a strange smell on a man. Just like Shen Yinbing, she can smell the special woman smell on Gao Fei.

Her smile is more sweet, but a hand is quietly stretched out to Mr. Gao's rib, pinching a piece of soft meat, forcefully pinching.

The smell on the husband can only be left after wallowing with a woman. As an adult wife, she worries that her husband will have an accident at home. After worrying about not sleeping all night, she sniffs the smell from her husband who comes back in the morning. No matter how good-natured the woman is, she can't be indifferent.

"Well, that's what. If you have anything to say, can you go home again? How bad it is to be seen by others."

Mr. Gao laughs, gently persuades, but does not dare to struggle.

After a man is sorry for his wife, he is pinched by a piece of soft meat and cleaned up. That guilt will disappear. Therefore, all men like his wife to punish themselves in this way. This is absolutely the minimum price. If he resists again, and then stares at me, it's too heartless.

"Oh, anybody? Why didn't I see it? "

Shen Yinbing opened his eyes wide and looked around blankly. He turned a blind eye to the people who went to the hill behind the old house to practice in the morning.

Those old friends are also very interesting. They see that after boss Shen teaches his husband, boss Gao's cry of pain is higher than that of killing a pig. However, they look away like deaf people and say that it's a beautiful day today. They wait for nonsense and go slowly.

When he was just stopped, boss Gao still disdained to shout.

First, it really doesn't hurt. Second, it's begging for mercy in front of an outsider. Isn't that a shame?

However, when he saw Mr. Fang make a sign quietly, he immediately exclaimed in his heart: the old man has experience.

Women are definitely the most vain creatures in the world. Otherwise, in winter, they will not have to wear black silk and skirts. This is the so-called "grace without temperature".

At the same time, they all hope to show their status in the family in front of outsiders, and the best way to show off is to clean up the wrong husband in front of others.

Generally, a silly husband would stare and say some nonsense that would destroy the relationship between husband and wife. As a result, his wife would not be able to come down. The more they quarreled, the more fierce they were. The final result was very serious. It was him who regretted it.

A smart husband should be like what uncle Fang suggested: when a woman stands on the height of morality, a man can be a grandson, pretending to be oppressed.

As for going home, closing the door, sitting on the edge of the Kang, divorcing his legs and letting his wife kneel on the ground to sing "Conquest", who knows?

Anyway, after her wife got enough vanity in front of others, she would be willing to let her eat cucumbers, let alone sing "Conquest" when she came home. It's no big deal between the couple, let alone serious business.

A really smart wife knows that a young man is actually a wild dog that can't be controlled. As long as he can fight for happiness for the sake of the family, for her and for the sake of her children, and dare to work hard, he will be willing to go up the mountain of swords or down the sea of fire.

Wait until a certain time, just like the wine after years of precipitation, you let a man out to mess, he is not in the mood to go.

Under the hint of Uncle Fang, who knows this well, Mr. Gao, with a look of bitterness and hatred, howls and is dragged into Fang's old house by Shen Yinbing.

After the door was closed, uncle Fang was relieved. He stopped and looked at the people around him. He asked a middle-aged man seriously: "stone, what did you see just now?"

This guy named stone is also the father of two children. His eldest daughter has gone to college. He himself works in a branch factory with a monthly salary of more than ten thousand yuan. I heard that he is still a small official. Today he is off duty and comes to XiaoShanBao for morning training.

People are very real, that is, some niangs - the so-called niangs, like to chew their tongues like niangs.

"What do you see? Ha, second uncle, don't you see Gao Fei being cleaned up by his wife? It's like killing a pig. It's a tragedy. I didn't expect that Gao Fei's family looked noble and elegant. They didn't eat fireworks. They turned out to be... "

The stone who is showing off his poor knowledge of idioms. Just when he said that, uncle Fang raised his crutch and smashed it. He also scolded angrily: "I'll kill you heartless, tongue chewing bastard!"

"Ah, second uncle, what are you doing? What's wrong with me?"

Stone did not dare to dodge, for fear of dodging his second uncle, so he could only squat there with his head in his arms and let uncle Fang hit him on the back a few times.

"The child's mouth is broken. He really has no heart. Second uncle, don't give him the same opinion, otherwise you will be angry."

Next to him, an old man quickly stopped uncle Fang, and everyone was talking to stone.

Uncle Fang, who was persuaded by the big guy, just gave him a crutch and said angrily, "this bastard, I don't know that I'm wrong!"

"I know, second uncle, I know it's wrong!"

After everyone's reminding, stone knew where he was wrong and begged for mercy.

Uncle Fang didn't bother to pay attention to him. After another heavy pause with his crutch, he said, "listen to me, you guys. No matter what conflicts the child has with his daughter-in-law, we guys can't spread the news outside, so as not to affect his prestige in the village! Today, I leave my words here. If I hear that kid's wife fearing rumors in the future, even if he escapes to the ends of the earth, I'll find him out and kill him! "

"Xiaofei, are you afraid of your wife?"

Sticking to the wall, Shen Yinbing asked boss Gao, whose ears were almost torn off, after listening to Uncle Fang's lecture.

"I'm afraid, of course. I can't be too afraid."

Ignoring Gao miaowao, who was hiding in the window of the West Wing room, Mr. Gao had a flattering look on his face. His paws caressed boss Shen's heart: "wife, please calm down. If you are angry for me, it will be bad."

"Take your melon seeds away."

Shen Yinbing opened Mr. Gao's hand, turned to the West Wing room, and said in a cold voice, "why, haven't you seen enough?"

After a crash, Gao Miaomiao quickly put down the curtain, and the frightened rabbit ran to the Kang and trembled.

"Hum, I thought you were going to take risks last night, but you were going to play with women. Gao Fei, you are really OK. Do you really think my wife is a decoration

Shen Yinbing groaned like a stomachache, quickly walked into the East chamber, sat heavily on the sofa, folded her legs, held her arms in her hands, stared at the ceiling, and began to count the light bulbs.

Gao Fei closed the door, coughed, and said, "enough, there's no one. Don't play with your power any more. If it annoys me, I'll run away from home and never come back! "

"Try one for me!"

"You said that."

Gao Fei turned to open the door. As soon as he touched the doorknob, boss Shen howled: "come on, big guy. Gao Fei is going to leave his wife to find the fox spirit again... Woo, woo!"

Goofy pounced on her and covered her mouth.

Shen Yinbing struggled, kicking and kicking, but with a mischievous smile on her face.

It seems that she likes this game of "three niangs and Godson" very much. This is her first time to play it, and she is addicted to it.

Of course, boss Gao doesn't dare to give her the chance to become addicted. Otherwise, this scheming and gloomy woman will not be able to make a chicken fly and dog jump at that time, and she won't be able to survive in the future?

As a result, the cold hand reached into the clothes and clenched it fiercely. Boss Shen collapsed in his arms like a pool of mud, but he laughed and scolded: "go away, take away your stolen hand - ah, cackle!"

Women are ticklish.

It was only after boss Shen's big eyes begged for mercy that boss Gao took back his hand and scolded her nerves... This woman is really nervous. She really enjoys being tortured by him, and she is still in a daze. She covers his hand and doesn't allow him to take it out.

"Well, stop it. Listen to me."

After pushing the girl out of his arms, goofy began to get down to business.

Boss Shen is still on his shoulder, listening to his story of last night.

After hearing this, she sighed: "well, that alien is really smart. After he realized that he was in danger from his companion, he used you to solve her trouble. I'm really surprised. Doesn't she really care about the lives of those people? How to say, those three mortals are all her sisters. "

Goofy lit another cigarette, took a breath and asked, "if you were her, what would you do?"

Shen Yinbing thought: "it seems that only by doing this can we solve our own problems - Oh, by the way, how many times have you fooled around?"

Boss Gao had an embarrassed look on his face: "just once."

When boss Shen's good-looking fingers pinched his leg, he quickly changed his words: "two times, three times - ah, no, four times, four times, no more!"

Boss Shen asked with a smile, "is it cool?"

"Not good."

Boss Gao looked aggrieved: "I just see that she is pitiful and dying. I really can't refuse her last request. I'm very reluctant."

"Really?"

Boss Shen's eyebrows are on the tip of his head.

Boss Gao said: "fake! It's cool. It's cool. "

"Hee hee, are you happy with me?"

"I refuse to answer that question."

Boss Gao pinched out the look of heartache again and said solemnly: "if I have to answer, then I can only say that being with you is like eating braised pork. With her, it's like eating steamed bread at most! "

"You'd better tell the truth, don't coax me, and don't do that behind my back with women I don't approve of, or I'll let you be crushed to death by the green hat."

Shen Yinbing sneered and stood up.

"What are you going to do?" goofy asked

"Go to work, today with Dutch official first round negotiation."

Shen Yinbing went to the door, picked up the windbreaker on the clothes rack, put it on his body, and then asked, "did you really kill the world of mortals? I mean, the one that makes you feel good four times a night. "

Boss Gao looked at her with some unbearable grief in his eyes and nodded: "yes, she was almost burnt to charcoal."

"Oh."

Shen Yinbing faintly opened the door and went out: "OK, you've been tired all night. Take a hot bath and have a rest early. Come out of the West Wing