Xu Youbing seemed to have discovered the new world. He once again hung out the big fool like a chimpanzee. Finally, a satisfied smile came out of his eyes:
Shit, this guy is a genius, talent! I almost ignored it just now.
Like finding a treasure, Xu Youbing came to the gorilla and looked at the boy up and down like a coyote.
With a bang, Heida let go and put down the ass of the car he had been carrying, which made the fierce man shake in place. He stared at Xu Youbing and spit out:
"Captain, take me with you, or don't you leave?"
"OK, boy, you have two skills, but this is the end that dares to threaten me!"‘ With a slap, Xu Youbing suddenly got out of his leg. He didn't want to be kicked on his ass and egg by Xu Youbing when the chimpanzee didn't expect it at all. He fell and ate shit.
"If you're numb and don't get up for me, get in the car. This foot is for you. I'll spare you thirty kilometers!"
"Oh, my God! Thank you, Captain! " The chimpanzee stood up and jumped up with his feet together. He immediately stood at attention, extended his hand and saluted Xu Youbing regularly, turned around and opened the co pilot's door, and said again, "Captain, sit down and I'll open it!"
Xu Youbing got into the car with a smile. Unexpectedly, the gorilla was quite sensible. The car finally roared again and rushed forward
Chatting all the way, Xu Youbing learned that the big black face was really black, but he was not called an orangutan, but Hessen. The boy grew up in mengchuan old forest with his grandfather and learned a good skill. It's easy to catch a mouse, a civet cat or something. The ancient martial hard Qigong is even more superb. Their family was originally the offspring of heichangshan, a hero of the Chinese country's Anti Japanese war. However, heichangshan died unfortunately when fighting the island devils. As a result, he and his grandfather were left in the family.
At the age of 16, Hessen met a nest of black and blind people with his grandfather in the old forest. These are two big adult bears and three little bears. At that time, Grandpa protected Hessen behind him, shouted to let the guy get up the tree quickly, and rushed up against the bear. Hessen could not see his grandfather suffer no matter. His grandfather was in his eighties and his bones were not as sharp as they were in those years. At that time, Hessen was already out of the woods. He roared behind him and rushed up with a firewood knife:
"Go to battle, brother, father and son soldiers! Grandpa, isn't it just five hairy cubs? Look, sunspots cut him! "
Dodging and moving, he ran out of 18 martial arts. Hessen killed a big male bear and three little bears by himself. But when she turned around, she saw that her cub was killed, and her violent beast was completely aroused. She slapped grandpa black on the forehead and knocked off half of Grandpa Black's skull on the spot.
Seeing Grandpa killed by a blind bear, the boy screamed and rushed towards the bear crazy. He didn't avoid it at all. The firewood knife in his hand was swung round by him at the moment. It was like a 10000 ton sledgehammer, banging and banging at the blind bear. It was splashed with blood and collapsed like a locust. This guy didn't let go until he was tired. At this moment, there was still a crazy female bear in front of him. It was simply chopped into a mess of mud and became a bear trap. Those who took it home and added some oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar can be used as dumpling stuffing.
Until now, Hessen turned his head and picked up his grandfather who was completely dead on the ground. He took off his tiger skin vest and wrapped his grandfather's head. He went home with his grandfather on his back. After burying Grandpa, he really went back, scooped the black bear back in a basin, wrapped it into dumplings and put it in front of Grandpa's Lingpai. He watched grandpa's tomb and cried all day.
Lao Linzi lives in the depths of Taihang Mountain, with a total of more than ten families. The death of the respected black grandpa made everyone sad for a while. An uncle organized people to move five black bears back, get some money outside and give it to the boy. He seriously patted Hessen on the shoulder and persuaded him:
"Your grandfather is over 80 years old. He has been hunting all his life. It's the best place to go when he can hunt. We hunters don't have any other skills. They are so good at hunting. Your father followed the army with this skill. Why don't you go out to find him. Your father's name is heichangshan. I heard he is still a big official! Go, go find your father and let him come back to pay tribute to the old man!
I tell you, if you want to find your father, you have to find the government yamen outside. It's easy to say as long as you enter the Yamen. If you can't find you for the time being, you can become a soldier. It's said that your father is the leader of the war. He can be powerful outside. He can take thousands of numbers. In the Ming Dynasty, he is a commander in chief! I'm afraid it's already the commander in chief! "
Hessen dried his tears and went out the next day with dry food. He walked for three days and four nights before he came out of the mountain. He carried the red hair ticket from the blind bear in his pocket. He didn't spend a penny all the way. It's also strange that there were not many people along the way. There was no need to spend money when I met a small town hundreds of miles away to beg for saliva and steamed bread. I can't shoot a few small mountain rabbits with bows and arrows on the spot to roast and eat to supplement my strength.
But now, when he stepped into the busy metropolis, Hessen was foolish at that time. The things in Dashan middle school were not enough. He knew that the two words were still traditional. In this way, after wandering in today's society for three days, he ate up all the dry food he brought. Holding a thick pile of Mao Grandpa, the boy entered a big hotel. I didn't know the words on the menu after I went in. At 7:08, the waiter looked at the guy in a real tiger skin jacket. He thought it was a rich second generation who dressed up as a pig and ate a tiger. He didn't dare to provoke him and directly recommended two dishes and one soup for him.
When he came up, a black guy with thorns was like soft black stool. He had never seen anything like braised sea cucumber with scallion. At that time, he slapped the table and shouted. The waiter quickly pulled up the second bird's nest and the third braised elephant. The bird's nest was drunk into his stomach by this guy. The bird's nest in the cup was not as big as his garlic bowl. This mouth was not enough to fill the teeth. He ate a few mouthfuls of elephant pluck with the bird's nest. The taste was really good. The waiter stared at it. I've never seen such a real tyrant before. It's just taking 381 cups of bird's nest as mouthwash.
I don't want this boy to feel that although the amount of bird's nest is small, the greasy taste is good. He directly asks for more cups. This is amazing. He had five black and blind people in exchange for 30000 yuan. Hula let him eat all noodles. He didn't eat enough. At the last count, there were eighteen sea cucumbers and twelve thousand three braised elephant pullers left unpaid. If you don't have money to pay the bill after dinner, people won't let you go. Fortunately, it's a star hotel. People call the police directly and don't beat people. Because he didn't dare to fight with the boy at all, more than a dozen security guards just surrounded him as a bully. Unexpectedly, the guy was finally angry. He slapped on the jade table. He slapped five slaps on the natural jade table. He stared at it. When he raised his hand, the table was still smoking, which had been torn apart and broken into a mess!
Darling, I'm still a practitioner!