As soon as Zhou Xingxing entered the door, he asked, "which of you is my senior brother gambler?"
Guo Lingfeng held back his smile and said, "your senior brother is gone, but if you want to find a gambler, it's him!" then he pointed to Chen Xiaodao.
Chen Xiaodao came up and said, "who are you, sir?"
Zhou Xingxing said with a smile, "you're welcome. My younger brother is gambling... Saint! This is what my fellow Taoists call me. In fact, my real name is Zuo Songxing!"
Chen Xiaodao asked, "what's the matter with you?"
Zhou Xingxing said with a smile, "I believe you and master have seen the video I sent you. With a talent like me willing to worship under your door, I don't know what to say except congratulations. Congratulations..."
Then he stretched out his hand to shake hands with Chen Xiaodao. Chen Xiaodao turned around and ignored him. Zhou Xingxing shook his hand in the air awkwardly.
Chen Xiaodao sat back on the sofa. Zhou Xingxing smiled awkwardly and winked at the greasy uncle who came with him. The uncle touched out a toothbrush and handed it to him.
Of course, this uncle is Heizi Da, that is, the "Uncle Da" played by Wu Mengda, the golden supporting role in Zhou Xingxing's many films.
When Guo Lingfeng saw that they were indeed very similar to the star and uncle DA in the film, he couldn't help feeling: Alas! In 2019, Xingye is old, and uncle Da is even older!
Zhou Xingxing took his toothbrush and looked even more embarrassed. He whispered, "what do you do for my toothbrush?"
Uncle Da said positively, "never let your opponent know what you're thinking!"
Zhou Xingxing asked, "then you say, what am I thinking?"
Uncle Da handed him another banana and said, "how do I know what you're thinking? Ask the banana!"
Zhou Xingxing took a banana in his left hand and a toothbrush in his right hand. He smiled awkwardly and said, "although it's not elegant here, it's good that the layout is very comfortable, but not everyone can take an a!"
Then he brushed the banana with his toothbrush and saw something fly to the tea table in front of Chen Xiaodao. When Guo Lingfeng and Chen Xiaodao looked, it turned out to be a banana peel carved into an a shape.
I have to say, this move is very dazzling, and Guo Lingfeng didn't see how he did it.
Chen Xiaodao smiled angrily. He took out four unopened chocolates and threw them into the air. Then he felt his butterfly knife and waved it in the air. He saw four chocolates cut into a shape on the tea table.
Chen Xiaodao was very good at playing with Dao long ago. Even his name is "Xiaodao". Of course, his skill in playing Dao is superb. Guo Lingfeng won't.
Zhou Xingxing was surprised, but immediately smiled to cover up the past, sat opposite Chen Xiaodao and said, "we have our own strengths in this game. We don't match each other. I think we have to bet another game. If I win, you will take me to see Shifu immediately! If I lose..."
Chen Xiaodao said, "don't bother me again in the future!"
Zhou Xingxing said, "a gentleman's word is irresistible! Come on!"
Chen Xiaodao winked. Guo Lingfeng took out a pair of playing cards and threw them on the tea table. Chen Xiaodao asked, "what are we playing?"
Zhou Xingxing said with a smile, "I'm a guest. Follow the Lord. What did you say?"
Guo Lingfeng said with a smile, "it's better to be simple and draw one by one. It's better than the size?"
Chen Xiaodao said, "I don't mind. What about you?"
Zhou Xingxing said with a smile, "OK, draw cards to compare the size!"
Chen Xiaodao said with a smile, "you are a guest. Smoke first!"
Zhou Xingxing stretched out his hand and took a look. It was a heart a, which was a very big card. Unless Chen Xiaodao could draw a spade a, he would win.
As early as a year ago, he and Chen Xiaodao had been very skilled in this card drawing technology. They absolutely drew whichever card they wanted. Sure enough, Chen Xiaodao drew a spade a and deliberately showed it to Guo Lingfeng.
Zhou Xingxing obviously used his special function to see through Chen Xiaodao's cards, so he rubbed the cards with both hands. It took only a second or two. He was sweating on his forehead, then smiled and said, "you open the cards!"
Chen Xiaodao laughed and opened the card. He was stunned. It was actually a square piece 2. This is the smallest card face. It can't be smaller than this.
Zhou Xingxing said with a smile, "it seems that you are not very lucky. I think it's difficult for me to be smaller than your card!"
After that, he also opened the card, and shouted, "please enjoy, everyone! Heart a!" but it turned out to be another square 2!
"What?" Zhou Xingxing was surprised and immediately responded, "you changed my card. It's really worthy of being a gambler!"
Chen Xiaodao said with a smile, "your special function is also good, but it's just a heresy!"
Zhou Xingxing said with a smile, "I'm flattered! So, I'm so happy that master gambler can have us as his disciples! Don't you think so, elder martial brother?"
"Who is your senior brother?" Chen Xiaodao suddenly changed his face and said, "well, I'll play with you, too. You should go!"
Zhou Xingxing said, "hey... Don't do this! Elder martial brother, haven't you seen my wonderful performance just now? Why did you drive my younger brother away?"
At this time, Long Wu came back. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the scene and asked, "ah Feng, what's the matter?"
Before Guo Lingfeng could answer, Chen Xiaodao hurriedly said, "these two magicians ran to see the master. They don't go here!"
Dragon five said, "do you want me to drive them away?"
Chen Xiaodao said, "nonsense, why do you keep them? Do you play mahjong?"
Dragon five stopped talking and went directly to Zhou Xingxing: "please go out!"
Zhou Xingxing stiffened his neck and said, "we didn't see the gambling master. We will never stop!"
Uncle Da also said, "yes, we won't go even if we are killed!"
Long Wu nodded and said, "well, it's very simple!"
With that, he lifted his clothes, took out a gun and pointed it at Zhou Xingxing's head. Zhou Xingxing's face changed and only had time to say, "I'm sorry!"
See dragon five facing the outside "bang" is a shot, Zhou Xingxing and uncle DA are scared to escape quickly, I'm afraid bolt will feel inferior to himself when he sees it.
Long Wu blew his gun and said to Chen Xiaodao, "the most direct way to drive people away!" then he went upstairs coolly.
Chen Xiaodao was also jumped. After a long time, he said, "shoot at every turn. What a barbarian!"
"I usually ask you to go with me to learn marksmanship with five brothers. You just don't go. Who's to blame? I look like you? I'm scared like a grandson!"
Guo Lingfeng had already prepared himself. He had much contact with Long Wu and was used to his style. Just now when Long Wu just touched the gun, Guo Lingfeng had covered his ears with his hands.
Chen Xiaodao said angrily, "are you powerful? You can shoot and shoot. Aren't you coming to be my bodyguard?"
Guo Lingfeng said with a smile, "do you think I want to be your bodyguard if master doesn't speak!"
Chen Xiaodao said, "in the final analysis, master is more powerful!"
At this time, a short haired beauty came in with a bag on her back. Chen Xiaodao immediately brightened his eyes and hurried forward.
"Excuse me..."
"Don't ask me anything, I know!" Chen Xiaodao obviously thought the beauty was the girl the crow found for him. He smiled with great grace. "Wait for me upstairs first, the big room in the middle with a big round bed! If you want to take a bath, take a bath first, and I'll come up right away..."
Before the words fell, he saw the beautiful woman catch him, throw him to the ground with the potential of stealing the bell in a flash, and said angrily, "I'll kill you, you smelly rascal!"