The cold river is winding Hangzhou like a ribbon. It flows quietly and shyly. On both sides of the river bank, there are sparse wooden or stone benches. Pairs of lovers talk and laugh in a low voice and enjoy the warmth of the last ray of the setting sun.
"Hoo... Hoo... Bata... Bata..."
The old lady fell asleep with a smile on her chair. Han Fei, who had carried her all the way, was tired like a wild dog, stretched out his long tongue and breathed the stifling air. Sweat from the forehead long hair, happy rolling down, wantonly doing free fall movement.
Curse Zhang Yuqi all the way, and I didn't see the girl appear again. Before Han Fei could get angry, the old lady's feet softened, and then climbed on Han Fei's back. Then Han Fei became a rickshaw and an artificial bed made of old lady's meat.
After a confused meal, Han Fei and the old lady broke into this paradise where lovers would come.
"Tut Tut, if I had a granddaughter, I would marry this guy. How filial!" Occasionally passing grandparents praised Han Fei.
"Honey, does this young man eat soft food? Look, the old lady should be very rich. The young man is very rustic. "
"Well! be on the cards! These days, people of all ages, as long as they have money, lie down on a 70 year old grandmother and have the same vigorous sports! "
"Annoying!"
"Hey, hey! I still like tender meat! "
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People's words can be feared and people's words can be angry.
Listening to the high or low confusion, Han Fei got up several times to leave the old lady, and several times he couldn't bear to come back.
"What's the name of this TMD! Some fools go to the city to pick up money and pick up beautiful women. I've never heard of an old lady walking around the street like myself! If only Han Laogui were here, he would just get together and save himself the trouble. "
"All should accumulate virtue and do good. Who makes me kind, just and benevolent!"
"But my money!" Think about the few notes, Han Fei doesn't want it. His voice was smoking. Han Fei was not willing to spend money on water. Instead, it was the old lady. She ate this and drank that for a while, tossing Han Fei's hard-earned money like a vampire.
"Old lady, wake up!" At the dawn of the lantern, I slept on the recliner by the river when I came out for the first time. The weather is muggy. According to experience, it will rain heavily tonight. Looking at the old lady sleeping soundly, Han Fei muttered in a low voice.
"Hungry!" Maybe she woke up, maybe she smelled the smell of wonton in the distance and woke up hungry. The old lady suddenly opened her eyes, stood up and ran to the place where the smell was distributed.
"My ancestors!" With a wail, Han Fei ran after him. When she caught up, the old lady had found her place and waved with a smile to Han Fei to sit next to her.
"Two bowls of wonton! Meat! " I can't hide. I've been busy for a long time, and my stomach is growling with hunger. Eat together and die together. Han Fei was suddenly open-minded. He felt that money was a bastard. He didn't spend some money on himself. He was really uncomfortable. "Another bottle of beer! Iced! "
Han Fei secretly tasted Han Laogui's burning knife. Although he only drank a little, Han Fei blushed and his heart beat up and down like a monkey for several days. What's the taste of beer? I haven't tasted it yet. Looking at the cold beer, Han Fei couldn't wait to drink more than half of it at the bottle mouth.
"Cool!" The ice was similar to the spring water of yinghun mountain. The cool bitterness dispersed Han Fei's irritable mood, raised his head and howled, causing a burst of whispering among the surrounding people. The children of the poor family have never seen the world. What do they drink a bottle of beer.
"I want it too!" Han Fei smacked his mouth and put down the bottle. The old lady pushed the cup in front of her and begged with infinite desire, "Xiaofei, I want to drink!"
"No!" Han Fei refused decisively and taught a serious lesson with a cold face, "you can't eat cold things, let alone drink. In case you get sick, I'll really run away! "
"Yes!" The old lady was very stubborn, angry and stubborn, like an ignorant and simple child, "if you don't give me a drink, Yanran will be unhappy! I told her not to let you two together. "
"Drink! Drink! " Yan Ran's name has been heard by Han Fei many times along the way. It's a cat or a dog. Han Fei doesn't know. Preaching to the old lady won't work, but there are always ways. Han Fei shakes the wine bottle and pours out most of the beer foam. The old lady claps her hands happily.
"After drinking, think about where your home is, and I'll take you back!" Looking at the old lady's smiling face, Han Fei felt soft and more determined to send the old lady home.
"Big brother, your wonton!" The delicious wonton is placed in front of Han Fei. It has thin skin and more meat. It drools at a glance.
"Two garlic!"
"OK!"
Han Fei had a good time, but the old lady ate very politely. After eating a few wonton, Han Fei swept away the rest and drank an extra bowl of wonton soup.
"Pa! What is this? Is it for people to eat? "
When Han Fei got up to check out and wanted to leave, there was a table in the middle. The wonton bowl was upside down and the soup spilled all over the floor. Three young people suddenly scolded and slapped the table and stared. The first one, whose hair was dyed red, was very conspicuous in this dark environment.
The wonton seller was a middle-aged couple of about 50 years old. Red hair made trouble. They were pale and didn't know what to do.
"Come here!" Hongmaoduan sat in a chair, holding a cigarette in his mouth, cocking his legs, squinting and arrogant scanning. Many frightened guests left one after another. Only Han Fei and the old lady sat there motionless.
"Three handsome guys, it's my fault that wonton is not delicious. I'll make it for you again!" The middle-aged man bowed forward, smiled and apologized, wiped the table with a rag, and his rough big hands trembled uncontrollably.
"Wipe your mother!" As soon as Hongmao raised his foot and kicked it directly on the stomach of the middle-aged man, he was caught off guard. The thin body of the middle-aged man knocked down several tables and scattered cups, plates, bowls and chopsticks on the ground. The man also fell in front of Han Fei on his back.
"How can you beat people! Sobbing... Sobbing... "The husband was beaten, and the middle-aged wife cried out at a loss. Although the crowd gathered more and more, no one came forward to help.
"Alas! This outsider is not sensible. He must have no filial piety before doing business! "
"The wonton stall has changed its owners for several times, and this is the end every time. I heard that this place is red hair's territory. Without his permission, who will smash who! "
"What a pity!"
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"My clothes are dirty by you! Pay 1000 yuan! If I see you again tomorrow, ha ha... "The red cigarette spits out and wants to spit on the middle-aged face, but it is inaccurate and falls on the old lady's feet.
"Ah -" the old lady who was absorbed in the play was startled, pale and screamed, hugging Han Fei's arm,
Han Fei raised his head, his donkey face elongated, looked at red hair and said word by word, "you scared my grandmother. Should you come and apologize?"
"--" Hongmao was stunned, and the crowd suddenly became silent. Is the young man crazy in public? I dare to ask red hair to apologize. Isn't this death?
Hongmao bullies the wonton stall owner, and Han Fei has been watching coldly. It's not that Han Fei doesn't want to help, but that there are too many unfair things in the world to help himself. Besides, if you take the old lady with you and accidentally hurt the police, will you make it clear at that time?
The middle-aged woman sobbed and helped her husband who had hurt his waist to hide away. If you can't do business, change places. There are too many unfair things these days. Where can you reason.
"Did you hear that he asked me to apologize?" Red hair put his hands in his trouser pocket, the gold chain flashed on his neck, turned his head and said, "go and apologize for me, be gentle!"
"Look, all right!" So many people looked at the two young people walking duck steps. When they saw Han Fei's thin and weak, they swaggered towards Han Fei.
"Xiao Fei! Fear! Fear! Run! " The old lady pulled Han Fei and reminded him anxiously.
"They came to apologize!" Han Fei's eyes were slightly cold, his fingers raised and said, "grandma, they came to kneel for you!"
"Poop! Poop! " As soon as the voice fell, the two young people knelt down, not far or near, kneeling in front of the old lady.
In the magic scene, the crowd screamed, but no one saw how Han Fei shot. The two young people will never kneel down. Han Fei must have moved his hands and feet, but no one can tell how Han Fei did it.
The two young men kneeling on the ground looked ugly. They struggled to get up several times, but failed to do so. Their legs were like noodles. They didn't listen to orders. Beads of sweat rolled down their forehead, but they couldn't speak.
"Kowtow!" Han Fei didn't even look at the two young people. With a cold hum, the two young people paralyzed their necks and lay on the ground, their eyes opened in horror like a dead dog.
"Fun! What fun! Xiaofei is so powerful! " The frightened old lady saw two young people kowtow to herself and clapped happily, "Xiaofei, the red haired one is the worst, let him kowtow to me!"
"Shh!" The crowd gasped, turned their heads and looked at the dilemma. Their face became as red as paper. If you kneel, don't mix here in the future. If you don't kneel, I'm afraid something big will happen today.
"Then ask my brother if he agrees!" The two brothers knelt before the other side got up. Red hair pulled out the dagger, "don't deceive people too much!"
"I bullied you?" Han Fei had a harmless and innocent smile on his face. "Let's comment. I'm sitting here. How can I bully your turtle son?"
"We are old and young. You three are young and strong. Who bullies who?"
"I'm barehanded. You threaten me with a knife. Who deceives people too much?"
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At the moment, Han Fei seems to be a fighter in the debate field, the embodiment of justice and endless refutation, but his eyes are getting colder and colder.
After hunting for so many years, the beasts who dare to attack themselves will end up miserable. Is it to break Hongmao's ribs, break his lower legs, or let this guy break his children and grandchildren?
"Come on, stab me with a knife!" Red hair's forehead was sweating. Han Fei cocked his legs and hooked his fingers provocatively.
"My grass mud horse!" Red hair waved his knife and roared at Han Fei. The sharp tip of the knife deviated and suddenly stabbed the old lady.
In an instant, Han Fei's face changed, which was extremely ugly!