A poor orphan, a mean and vicious master, a star changing skill
Lying in bed with his hands on his chest and looking up at the ceiling, Han Fei described his poor experience with a serious face.
There was a problem in practicing kung fu, and he was seriously injured, which turned him into a star; After five miserable days of drinking blood and eating hair, he ran the skill and then went to Zhang Yuqi's bed.
Han Fei tells the story with a sad look, in which he curses Han Laogui from time to time. As for whether Han Laogui will wake up from his dream in a cold sweat. Han Fei can't manage so much. First pass the current level, and then think about the future.
When the story was over, Han Fei believed it and was immersed in his own story. Han Fei felt that he should really practice a skill.
Zhang Yuqi lay on her side, with her right hand supporting her head and looking at Han Fei. After listening to the story, Zhang Yuqi flashed her beautiful eyes and thought for a while and said, "practice the great law of changing the stars in front of me. Don't turn too far."
"Han Fei was crying. My mouth is dry and I don't even give any saliva. Say it lightly and let yourself turn around. Do you think you can forward wechat? Don't go too far. Shit, I can't go at all, okay.
However, Zhang Yuqi made a request, and still lay on her side in bed, with all kinds of customs and feelings, put forward reasonable requirements. If you want to tell the story perfectly, you need a real performance. Otherwise, Zhang Yuqi will not believe it.
"Are you sure?" Han Fei also turned sideways, doing the same posture as Zhang Yuqi, looked at each other and said, "in case the skill fails, I'll lose it again. Don't you worry about me?"
"Don't worry!" Zhang Yuqi wanted to slap Han Fei's amorous face“ Don't you come back after turning around? "
"--" with a puff, Han Fei fell on the bed and wanted to cry. Zhang Yuqi is such a beautiful woman. Why is her heart so vicious? The glorious image of the great goddess collapsed.
"Why don't you say you have practiced the sunflower Scripture! It's shameless to talk big. " Zhang Yuqi was expressionless and hit hard, "I guess you must have been knocked out and kidnapped, and then took psychedelic drugs. After being left downstairs in the girls' dormitory, he climbed up vaguely, didn't he? "
"--" Han Fei just wanted to raise his head, and then fell down again. Zhang Yuqi didn't buy the fantasy story she spent more than ten minutes weaving. Isn't that the plot of an urban novel?
Alas! Woman! Is short-sighted, he clearly has the ability to surpass ordinary people, Zhang Yuqi Leng doesn't believe it.
"Yes!" After countless inner struggles, Han Fei decided to make up a story according to Zhang Yuqi's urban plot.
"Pa Pa!" Said a word and got two slaps on the back, which was very strong, cruel and bloody.
Han Fei looked up wrongfully and stared at Zhang Yuqi with ignorant and confused eyes.
"What I just said was the plot of the film. Just nod and say yes. Do you have a brain? I live on the fifth floor, and I never told you the room number. Even if you have the ability to climb the floor with your bare ass, how do you know which room is mine? Like you, you will have the patience to climb to the fifth floor and climb into your aunt's dormitory long ago! "
Shit! film! Han Fei vowed that he would never take Zhang Yuqi to the movies again. He worked hard to accompany her, and finally brought back the plot of the female Lord abusing the male Lord to reality. Is it cheap?
I have no brain! Your family has no brains. I can't wait to climb into my aunt's room. My God, that aunt's teeth have fallen out, okay!
Han Fei felt that he had suffered an internal injury, and it was a very serious one. I don't know whether it's the side effect of two slaps or Zhang Yuqi's scolding is too hurtful. Anyway, Han Fei is seriously injured and doesn't even talk now.
Shit! Zhang Yuqi took her to the pit. Zhang Yuqi won't believe it even if she tells the happy Master's rural youth again. Of course, if you can bring some flowers and other gifts, maybe you can trick Zhang Yuqi into being a goblin.
The image of Zhang Yuqi's pure goddess collapsed in Han Fei's mind and turned into a woman with both hands on her hips. A naughty and attractive goblin.
"Hello! Hello! " Zhang Yuqi kicked Han Fei with her little foot and said proudly, "Han Fei, you are changing the stars! You change! Brag! "
"You're not very good, are you? You just disappeared!" Think about Han Fei's suffering in the past few days, Zhang Yuqi wants to dissect Han Fei, and then take a closer look at what's in his mind.
Hum! I must have gone to Haicheng to date Chen Qiaoqiao. It is estimated that Han Fei climbed into the military academy and Chen Qiaoqiao's bedroom
Women's imagination is as broad as the Pacific Ocean. Zhang Yuqi even felt that Han Fei's disappearance in the past five days was intentional, and Han Fei appeared in his bed in briefs, which was not kind.
Shit! Han feihuo, recite the heart clearing formula!
Raise your hand and want to take Han Fei's head. The raised palm stopped in the air. Han Fei, who was still on his side just now, was gone.
No——
Tongue tied and stunned.
Zhang Yuqi was stunned for five seconds and then rubbed the place where Han Fei had just lain. Still warm; He bit the tip of his tongue hard. It hurt very much. Not a dream.
No! Han Fei just disappeared alive.
Zhang Yuqi's eyes were shining, but her face became anxious. It turned out that Han Fei didn't cheat himself. As expected, he would change the stars. Just. Whether Han Fei will transfer is gone. Zhang Yuqi has no bottom in her heart.
"Han Fei, I believe it! Come back quickly! " If Han Fei loses his anger and disappears for another five or six days, what should he do. Zhang Yuqi's voice was crying and begged in a low voice to the air.
At the moment, Han Fei is lying on the grass in the black ring space, crossing his legs, shaking, whistling and humming the song of running away.
Girl film, actually fight with me. See how I deal with you.
Gaga! The ring is on Zhang Yuqi's hand. Doesn't that mean she can directly appear in the bathroom when she takes a bath? If it's a public bathroom, my God——
The black ring would have changed because of the location. The function of changing the transmission location is too rebellious for the flower picker.
Pooh, Pooh! Not a flower picker. Black ring is too powerful for his chivalry. After I start to implement the black gold Hunter plan, the function of this ring can easily avoid the monitoring of those high-tech means, bring in things outside, and easily put stolen things into the black ring.
ha-ha! ha-ha! Developed!
Han Feiyue wanted to be more beautiful, and his nose came out. It seems that there should be many functions of the black ring. I should study more.
wait! wait! Han Fei feels like he has missed something. He can come in wearing Zhang Yuqi's trouser skirt. Doesn't that mean he can also take other things out?
Before breaking through the Qi training period, Han Fei tried, but failed. Can you bring something after breaking through the Qi training period?
Han Fei got up excitedly, ran to the roadside quickly, carefully selected some beautiful flowers, and then lay back to the original place to recite the heart clearing formula.
"Wuwu -" there was a cry in her ear. Zhang Yuqi leaned against the wall and cried like a tearful person.
Spend it on your hand. Spend it on your hand!
Han Fei was excited and wanted to cry. Doesn't that mean he can transport the herbs in the black ring?
Kiss her! Kiss her! Han Fei wants to vent his excitement and his excitement that he is about to become a super millionaire. Looking at Zhang Yuqi, Han Fei just wants to kiss her now.
"Cough!" Han Fei endured the inner commotion and gave a dry cough as a reminder to avoid the previous tragedy.
"Ah -" Zhang Yuqi raised her head and saw Han Fei and a large bunch of unusually beautiful flowers she had never seen before. Zhang Yuqi didn't pick up the flowers. She frantically rushed up and pressed Han Fei on the bed. Then she overbearing printed her lips and sacrificed herself.
Tongue kiss, punish Han Fei's Taoist friend.
"Hmmm -" Han Fei resisted desperately, twitching his limbs and patting the bed. Finally, he gave up fighting happily.
Flowers! Flowers! Beautiful women don't want flowers, but do they like to be rude to themselves?
Come on, more crazy disrespect me, take off my clothes!