Pretending to be dizzy won't work. These barbarians always like to fight and kill. Han Fei opened his eyes and raised his hand to wipe the blood foam around his mouth.
"Don't do it!" Hearing Han Fei's voice, Doudou jumped with excitement, and the blood pressure spread. The killing intention of Manyi and others converged“ Whoever hurts my brother, I'll let him die! "
Zhu Ba trembled subconsciously! This feeling, which Zhu Ba had never experienced before, suddenly appeared. When I go to the bathroom in winter, I suddenly twitch, and the shivering feeling of urine spilled on my pants.
This feeling comes from all parts and bones, from the depths of blood. Zhu Ba, who didn't think about the little girl before, turned blue at this moment.
Those fairy slaves also obediently closed their mouths and looked at Doudou with fear.
Those giant warriors, their blood began to boil.
Quiet! Finally quiet!
"Sir, can you let go? I've been caught by you. Can you stop pinching like this? I'm a barbarian patriarch. I have dignity! " Han Fei's voice was gentle, even with a harmless smile on his face.
Caught what's the matter? Can't you laugh? Can't you ask if you're caught?
Han Fei despises those fools who swear after being caught, especially those who are caught. A spitting fool.
You can curse in your heart and have a smile on your face. As for spitting, it's even more artistic work. When the person you hate eats and turns around, you spit into each other's rice bowl.
Genius has a plan and steps for everything. Han Fei vowed to spit in Zhu BA's rice bowl next time he ate.
Someone also said that you are so kind. If I were you, I would vomit shit!
that 's ok! You're good. The heart is absolutely evil. A dog's tail is on your nose. You can get shit out of your mouth.
So, some fools can't swear. Accidentally, he became a dog.
Therefore, Han Fei felt that he still spit. Spit into each other's rice bowl and stir it with chopsticks. It's the same as Korean stone pot bibimbap. The other party must be sweating!
Disgusting! That's right!
So, when smart people go to restaurants for dinner, don't pretend to be X. What's the matter with you? The food is cooked by the cook. The dishes you spend sky high prices on may be the saliva of the cook.
When you go to a restaurant, remember one thing. As long as the poison doesn't kill you, you must praise the cook for his good workmanship. After paying the bill, you can scold him severely!
However, there are so many fools in real life that they eat a lot of saliva and pay a lot more money.
Han Fei is not stupid! Even, Han Fei put forward reasonable requirements in full view of the public.
"Let my brother breathe a sigh of relief!" Seeing Han Fei's face flushed and he had not peed all night, Doudou grabbed his small waist with both hands and repeated loudly.
"Let our patriarch breathe!"
Therefore, those lovely barbarian soldiers, tall barbarian soldiers like mountains, also learn the appearance of Doudou, hands akimbo and ask loudly!
"Buzzing -"
"Roar -- roar --"
Doudou is really cute. However, if the barbarian giant warrior forks his waist, he really can't bear to look straight at him!
Zhu BA's eardrum was buzzing and his eyes turned. Shenzhi takes back his big hand and puts Han Fei beside him. Dafang releases his hand.
"Give you dignity!" Zhu Ba smiled and showed his lightness“ If you move, don't blame me for being cruel! "
"Pa!" As soon as Zhu BA's voice fell, Han Fei raised his right hand and patted Zhu BA's arm, rolled his eyes, "senior, don't make trouble!"
"--" instantly, everyone was stunned! That's Xianjun. How can you shoot casually!
Han Fei's slap is extremely natural and artistic. They were so close that Zhu Ba didn't even have a chance to dodge. He watched Han Fei's palm fall on his arm.
Without the slightest strength, an ordinary slap fell on his arm.
Zhu BA's old face turned red in an instant. However, the heart is more red!
This second. Zhu Ba felt that everyone was looking at him. His body was like lightning. He was really uncomfortable.
"Senior -" Han Fei raised his arm again, soft like the willow branches in spring, and patted Zhu Ba coquettishly under the breeze.
Shua! Zhu Ba quickly retreated three meters and protected Han Fei with vigorous Qi. However, Zhu Ba can't blow Han Fei away. In that case, the hostage is gone!
Therefore, Zhu Ba released a vigorous Qi, like a transparent glass cover, and ruthlessly fastened Han Fei.
Han Fei clapped his palm on the protective cover, leaving five clear finger prints.
damn you!
How disgusting!
Thinking about the action just now, Han Fei almost threw up. However, without the disgusting slaps just now, how could Zhu Ba add a protective shield to himself?
You're dangerous, okay? It's very first-class. In case you don't listen to Doudou, you rush crazy. What about yourself?
Doudou is dead and can be reborn several years later. After a few years of death, I can only watch others reborn below.
"Speak normally!" Zhu Ba felt that he shouldn't have laughed just now. How can Han Fei feel very kind? So, Zhu Ba restrained his smile, cold face and stared at Han Fei warily!
"Senior, you look like my grandfather!" Han Fei felt that it was necessary to move Zhu BA from the perspective of his relatives. In fact, each robber had a weak heart. It's just that it's deep and needs to be dug by the hostages themselves.
"Master, to tell you the truth, my nickname is Han Jiu, but your name is Zhu ba. Obviously, we are all a family, sorted by numbers, but our surnames are different. By the way, why didn't my seventh brother come? " Innocent eyes, looking around, as if they were familiar.
"Pooh!" Maybe because of the strong wind, maybe Han Fei deliberately looked very funny. After hearing this, a fairy slave actually laughed.
Manyi grinned and seemed to smile, but he couldn't find his face because his head was too big.
"Ha ha! Ha ha! " As for the lovely barbarian warriors. A big grin.
"Where is brother seven? Let him get out and die! "
"Are you brother seven?"
"Fuck you, I'm the sixth brother!"
"I'm brother five!"
……
These barbarian giant soldiers with brains, mouths and teeth but no mind laughed wantonly.
Han Fei's face turned black in an instant!
Tiger!
Northeast dialect uses this to describe people, that is, lack of heart, then super invincible big fool!
Han Fei thought. The barbarians are hopeless! It is estimated that their innocence has reached a terrible level because of eating growth fruits!
"Shut up!" Zhu BA was angry and roared. Han Fei almost lay on the ground. Those Xiannu or barbarian warriors who laughed also quickly shut their mouths!
"Ignorance! Is that funny? " The eardrum is almost perforated, but. Han Fei was laughing and pressed his dissatisfaction to the bottom of his heart. Turn around and severely scold the barbarian soldiers, "don't understand etiquette. Don't look for me when you're hungry!"
This sentence works well for hungry! Some barbarian soldiers who were angry with Zhu Ba had wanted to contradict, but now they all stopped!
The clan leader's hunger pill is so delicious that you can't shout, otherwise you won't have anything to eat in the future!
"Don't laugh! Don't talk! " Doudou nodded and repeated Han Fei's brother's words, so the barbarian soldiers stood upright, closed their mouths and looked angry.
go hungry?
Similarly, the effect is different in the ears of Manyi people.
Han Fei died, and there was no loss to the barbarians. But hunger is a problem. Moreover, it is also a big problem related to the survival of barbarians.
go hungry? Zhu BA's eyes brightened. Isn't your plan to starve the barbarians? How did it become hard work!
incorrect! We must outwit!
At present, I have a barbarian patriarch in my hand. How can I fight with the eight barbarian kings? If he dies and Han Fei dies, will he leave the credit to Gou Qi?
In the fairy family, there is such a rule. The two men came out to perform the task. The dead have no fault, and the living have merit. People oriented is the last word. If people are dead, what value is there!
People like Xianjun are the main force of the Xianzu. If one dies, the Xianzu will lose too much!
"Zhu Ba, I'd like to meet your patriarch and discuss the truce between barbarians and fairies. Could you inform me? As for the reward, you can say whatever you want. I can satisfy you! "
I don't know when, Han Fei's hands were behind him. He looked worried and looked at Zhu Ba seriously.
"As the head of the barbarian clan, I don't want to see the casualties of my people. I don't want to see fairy and barbarian brothers maiming each other! This time, I came to Shenwu mainland to mainly solve the problems of barbarians and fairies. Through my efforts, let the fairies and barbarians live a happy and healthy life! "
"Zhu Ba, I am not talking to you as a younger generation, but as a barbarian patriarch and a representative of all living beings in Shenwu mainland! Therefore, if you don't agree, you are the sinner of Shenwu continent. If you promise, I Han Fei, on behalf of all living beings in Shenwu mainland, thank you and give you a lot of rewards! "
Buzz! Buzz! People's ears were buzzing. Looking at Han Fei, some couldn't understand and even blushed. How can you do this? It's too brave to seduce Xianjun openly!
Manyi and others looked at each other and subconsciously looked at Han Fei's Taoist robe. They were very dry and didn't pee their pants! It seems that Han Fei is not frightened nonsense, but serious nonsense!
Zhu Ba looked at Han Fei and died in a flash. For so many years, this is the first young man who dares to call his name directly! What made Zhu Ba more speechless was that Han Fei spoke to himself with a high attitude, even the attitude of superior leaders!
Moreover, you seduce yourself!
Zhu Ba is going to be angry! However, the next second, Zhu Ba smiled.
Zhu Ba smiled. Han Fei, don't worry! It seems that Zhu Ba has a brain and knows what he means!