Chapter 386

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RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT

We checked the mouth of the bag. There's some temporal and gravitational anomalies that might be causing the problem beyond the temporal Case Omaha keeping TerraSol from

LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL

Is too!

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undoing the bag and rejoining us. We're having it looked at closer, see if it's just a problem of mass balancing with the artificial singularities or if we have to go in deeper on the problem and perhaps lay down some temporal

HAKANIAN FLUFF TOWN

Is not!

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stabilizers before we do anything else.

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CYBERNETIC ORGANISM CONSENSUS

It doesn't help that the instability in the SUDS system is still spreading, along with the temporal attack along Terran Descent Human neural tissue. Luckily it's only effecting people at the time the temporal surge hits them. If it had gone backwards, say, to change the brains of Terran Descent Humans a decade ago, it would be

AKLTAK FREE FLIGHT

he was NOT!

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absolutely disastrous as the universe tries to balance out the temporal problems with

LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL

He was too! Watch the ending again! It's right there!

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events being slightly adjusted to take into account the change in Terran brains.

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CLONE WORLDS CONSORTIUM

Well, it's official. Born Whole clones that are active and decanted when the ripple hits their generation are reverted to pre-Glassing

TELKAN FORGE WORLDS

He is not! Next you're going to try to pawn off the FemShep Indoctrination Theory on us.

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neural templates

LEEWBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL

Please! It explains EVERYTHING!

You just don't want to admit you're wrong.

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for the...

OK.

What is going on?

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LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL

Nothing.

(is too)

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DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS

What has you guys so riled up?

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AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS

Nothing.

(is not)

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TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS

hee hee hee

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BIOLOGICAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS

What is going on with you guys?

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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS

Nothing.

(is not)

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HAKANIAN SUNNY FIELDS

Nothing

(FemShep was, Childs wasn't)

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TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS

We're just talking about...

...trade deals. Yeah.

(AvP isn't canon, Earth Hive is)

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LEEWBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL

(A3 and beyond isn't canon, Earth Hive is, just like TvA is canon)

We're discussing jumpspace lanes.

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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS

(Dutch beat the Predator which is why Skynet used him as a basis for the T-800 model stop denying it you know it's true)

It's nothing important.

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TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS

You realize we can see you whispering at each other, right?

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RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT

Wait, I recognize those references.

SIS! Stop showing them those old movies!

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MANTID FREE WORLDS

Make me.

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RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT

It's going to start an eight thousand year old argument again.

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PUBVIAN DOMINION

Oh, much much older, you know that.

And FemShep wasn't indoctrinate, MaleShep was.

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TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS

No he wasn't. FemShep was!

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RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT

Oh hell, here we go again.

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MANTID FREE WORLDS

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LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL

And I"m telling you, Childs was The Thing, you can't see him breathing at the end and MacCready gives him gasoline to drink so when he drinks it, MacCready knows it's The Thing.

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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS

OK, you can't use an interview with the actors years later as proof.

Movie scenes only.

And MacCready was The Thing.

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TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS

And The Thing was fleeing the Predators, which is why Dutch had to fight one in the jungle.

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HAKANIAN FLUFF PODS

THOSE MOVIES AREN'T RELATED!

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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS

Yes they all are.

It's so obvious. Just watch them this time!

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MANTID FREE WORLDS

>busts up laughing

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CYBERNETIC ORGANISM CONSENSUS

I'm going to go try to figure out how to fix the damn bag.

I don't have time for this.

(skynet did nothing wrong)

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MANTID FREE WORLDS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!