Lu Jixiang opened her eyes.
"Why do you ask this?" She said.
Pei Qian, with a smile, glanced at Song Jincheng intentionally or unintentionally and said, "I'm not worried about some people."
Lu Jixiang raised her eyebrows and couldn't help looking at Song Jincheng.
"Are you in a hurry?" She asked.
The man bowed his head and fell a kiss on the girl's forehead. He said, "there is a saying that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry!"
"Hello, Hello!" Pei Qian was not happy when he heard this: "who do you think is a eunuch? Who do you think is the eunuch
Lu Jixiang frowned and winked: "who's talking to whom?"
Pei Qian was so angry that his head was covered with smoke.
"Well, I'm sentimental. I wanted to prepare a big gift, but now I don't want to!"
Hearing the word "Da Li", Lu Jixiang had some spirit.
"What kind of gift?" She looked at peiqian, her eyes shining.
"I won't tell you!" Pei Qian bought the pass on purpose.
"Cut"
Lu Jixiang hissed and said, "what gift can you afford with your salary as a scientist?"
"Hey, don't look down on scientists. Although our salary is low, we have research and development bonus! I tell you, when I win the Nobel Prize, I will buy whatever I want! "
Lu Jixiang sighed.
"I saw a news the day before yesterday," she said
Pei Qian raised his eyebrows, looked at her and said, "what's the news?"
"It's said that a woman married a local with uremia for her son to have a registered permanent residence in the capital, and then went to school in the capital. She sold cars and houses to dialysis him. According to the regulations, it's said that after five years of marriage, her spouse will have a registered permanent residence in the capital!" Speaking of this, Lu Jixiang looked at Pei Qian and continued: "as a result, the man died of massive bleeding when they were married for more than four years, and the woman was destitute of both human and financial resources in the end!"
Pei Qian listened carefully: "and then?"
Lu Jixiang shrugged and said, "no, then."
Pei Qian wiped his sweat and said, "what do you mean by this story?"
"I said, it's just a piece of news that I saw by accident. What's the point?" Her face is innocent.
Pei Qian sighed: "mascot, your ability to tell cold jokes is really more and more powerful!"
"Ha ha ha..."
Lu Jixiang grinned and looked askance at Song Jincheng.
Unexpectedly, she just ran into the man's affectionate eyes.
The girl was stunned.
Song Jincheng lowered his head and pecked on her lips. His voice was deep: "don't worry, your registered permanent residence is with me!"
"Oh, that's not what I mean!" Lu Jixiang explained.
"I understand." Song Jincheng smiles and pats her head.
Lu Jixiang puffed up his cheeks and went back into his arms.
Pei Qian was wailing: "my God, I've had enough of you!"
Lu Jixiang ha ha's smile, did not think much to take a: "what can be envied, you can also find a ah!"
It was just a joke, but unexpectedly, the car suddenly quieted down.
"Eh!"
Lu Jixiang is stunned. He looks at Pei Qian, but he finds that his expression is ending. He seems to be trapped in some sad bad memory.
At this time, Lu Jixiang suddenly remembered that song Jincheng had told her the story of Pei Qian. His girlfriend, whom he once loved deeply, had died many years ago because of an accident!
Alas!
The original loss goods are also quite spoony!
Thinking of this, Lu Jixiang said: "as the saying goes, cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in Hi, well, how about I give you a joke?"
Song Jincheng was always a quiet listener.
Pei Qian raised his head, looked at the girl and said, "what if it's not funny?"
"I promise it's funny!" Lu Jixiang nodded firmly. First she cleared her throat, and then she said, "one day, the teacher asked the students to write a composition. The title is" my ideal. ". Xiao Ming wrote in his composition: when I grow up, I want to rob the bank, and then give the money to the poor people! The next day, after the teacher reviewed the composition, the comment to Xiao Ming was like this: very good ideal, don't forget the teacher when you pay money, but you should pay attention to your roommate. He said that he will go to be a policeman when he grows up! "
After that, Lu Jixiang laughed.
But she did not smile a few times, but found that the two men's expression is very speechless.
"Eh!"
She slightly a embarrassed, looking at Pei Qian way: "not funny?"
Pei Qian sighed: "mascot, you are so boring!"
Lu Jixiang frowned and said, "well, I'll tell you another one, OK? The joke is so rich that most people can't understand it! "
Pei Qian smell speech, can't help picking eyebrows: "you can understand things, there will be connotation?"
"Cut!"
Lu Jixiang looked at him and said, "I'll test you. Do you know what a man should be big, thick and hard for a woman to like?"
Pei Qian was shocked by this.
This problem... Cough, it seems a bit large scale!
Pei Qian didn't speak, just turned back in silence.
"Hello"
"Good luck
Song Jincheng, who had been silent for a long time, began to speak. His tone was not happy: "who taught you all this? It's not serious
"Why am I not serious?" Lu Jixiang was very unconvinced: "the answer to this question is"
"Shut up
Song Jincheng interrupted her and said, "from now on, you are not allowed to talk any more!"
Lu Jixiang naturally won't be obedient. She stretches her neck and yells: "women like men the most. They are rich and have a tough relationship with each other!"
Song Jincheng wanted to stop her, but when he heard the girl's words, he was stunned.
In front of him, Pei Qian could not laugh or cry.
No wonder Lu Jixiang is too naughty. We can only say that their thoughts are too impure!
What a loser!
When I came back to the upper court of the imperial court, an unexpected guest came to my home, an Taotao!
"Aunt! Uncle
As soon as they entered the room, the little boy ran over happily.
He had a clear purpose. After rushing over, he wanted to jump into Lu Jixiang's arms.
Unfortunately, it didn't work!
Just when he was a few centimeters away from Lu Jixiang, song Jincheng quickly picked him up.
"What are you doing here?"
The man's brows are tight.
An Tao Tao Tao was very naughty to spit out his tongue. His voice was clear and he said, "Mom and dad are going on business, so they sent me to my uncle's home. My mom said, as long as my uncle and aunt take care of me for one night!"