Chapter 1 Ever? Brother Zeng!

Sichuan, China.

A grassy football school.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Lao Tzu finally scored again! Three years! Three years! My goals have finally reached ten! MMP, from now on, no one can stop my footsteps! The road to superstars, from now on! Money, beauty , Luxury cars, luxury homes ... hmm, my journey is a sea of ​​stars, all these are mine! "

"Mine, it's all mine!"

On the hustle and bustle of the training ground, a burst of nervous laughter suddenly sounded, followed by a arrogant shout.

A young boy with a youthful face on his face was standing in the penalty area, waving his hands violently, his expressions filled with contentment, his eyes were even more scary—this was all caused by excitement, his eyes were full of Longing for and looking forward to a better life in the future!

The teammates around did not step forward to participate in the celebration, but looked at the teenager with helpless look like an idiot, and some people shook their heads and sighed.

"Zeng's old problem has been committed again!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh since you 're new here, I 'm not quite sure. The head of our great brother is a bit abnormal. I tell you, obviously a goalkeeper, but I 'm thinking of scoring all day long. You say this Is his head abnormal? ... In the past few years, because he actively participated in the offense, Brother Zeng lost more goals than he could not count, but he still kept teaching ... Hey, sometimes I insist And like it! "

"... Hearing what you say, it seems that Zeng's brain structure is different from ordinary people ... By the way, Zeng always does this, do the coaches say nothing? It would be early to change to me. Give this 'thorn head' out of football school! "

"You have to say it quietly, don't let Brother Zeng hear it, otherwise you will be light on your face ... you don't know, there is someone behind Brother Zeng. He has a godfather. Well, you know the Daniel coach who leads the team, that is his backer ... we can't afford it! "

Although his teammates' comments were very quiet, they continued to be introduced into the ears of "Zeng Brother". It must be placed in the past. If anyone is dissatisfied and accused of his "active goal" behavior, it is estimated that he has long been Folded his face and waved his fist, but at the moment he was in a good mood, but he just ignored it, just a self-conscious nervous laugh, and from time to time looked at the "little hair child" around with contempt eyes, poking his mouth, you know a chicken feather Who said that the goalkeeper could not score? Who says the goalkeeper can't chase the ball? Who said ...

Forget it, what kind of anger do I have with your group of "Three No" young men with no ambition, no ideals and no culture? Lao Tzu's journey is a sea of ​​stars, you know a hammer!

Brother Zeng still laughed wildly in situ, because of excitement, even the goalkeeper gloves in his hands were used as a celebration tool by him, thrown to the side by side.

"The goal is not beautiful!"

Zeng Gexiong hurriedly asked questions to his teammates and "opponents".

"Pretty!"

The crowd responded in unison. If you do n't respond, Zengge is a football school. If you do n't cooperate, then Zengge will communicate with them in private.

"Zeng is not handsome!"

"Awesome!"

The crowd shouted again.

"Well, it seems you are still very visionary. I have hidden my excellence and excellence so deeply, but I still see it, uh uh uh, yes, so what are you waiting for, hold up Your hands, wave it up, Evevry Body, follow me and swing it up and down, yo yo ... "

Brother Zeng shouted with a rhythm and waved his hands for a while. For this neurotic teammate, people around him knew that it was unreliable, but they still had a black face, but they followed him with face. The "moving times" twitched the ghost.

"Zeng Ke, what the hell are you talking about?"

"Do n't you kick? You do n't kick! You do n't even kick!"

The coach Zhang Daniu, who temporarily acted as a referee during the training match, really couldn't stand it anymore. He rushed over in anger. While yelling and raising his hand, he was going to give Zeng Ke a violent shit. This guy is really too unpleasant. Peace of mind, training is not serious, daydreaming day by day, and disregarding the "warnings" of the coaches, always not doing business, especially, if it is not in the face of your deceased father, I can't help it Drive this "thorn head" out of football school!

"Yeah, it 's so fierce and fierce to grab the claws of a milk dragon! Huh, but I 'm not vegetarian, look at my Lingbo microsteps!

Zhang Da Niu's fierce violent tremors fell into the air, Zeng Ke was like a slippery mud dwarf, with a short body and a shrinking head, and hid. Zhang Daniu raised his hand, hit again, and Zeng Ke hid again. After so many times, Zhang Daniu was exhausted and tired, while Zeng Ke had an expression of "you just can't hit, what can I do", incidentally I also frowned at Zhang Daniel for a while.

There was a low sigh of laughter around.

This is not the first time such a scene has happened. Zeng Ke has been so stubborn. Many times the coaches in the team are so angry that they have nothing to do with him. They hit and hit, and scolded and scolded. … No, this guy still jumps up and down like a monkey, arbitrarily doing whatever he likes.

The small players are not accustomed to seeing each other, but every time I see such a scene, I can't help laughing, and even a little bit of envy and yearning-Brother Zeng is really their idol. The various football schools, only Zeng brother can live so chic and casual.

The big-bellied coach, Daniel, couldn't hang up on his face, and cursed in the heart, "This ignorant bunny", and shouted, "Zeng Ke, you're really skinny! OK, keep skinning and see if I can do it today Pack you up pretty well! "

When I saw Coach Daniel getting really angry, Zeng Ke salivated, and put his face up with a smile: "Well, Coach Niu, I was wrong, come here, fight here, in order to calm your anger, I am today It 's a bit of a break, right, right here, hit the left! Hit it hard! "

There was a person familiar with Zeng Ke next to him, covering his forehead with his hands, and he didn't want to see it again. Well, this Zeng brother, our moths are really endless!

Sure enough, Zhang Daniel opened his eyes wide and raised his fingers. "You ..."

"Isn't the left enough? That's good, then the right will hit you too!"

"I..."

Zhang Daxiong was so trembling that his fingers were trembling, and he was about to move, but Zeng Ke turned around and ran away.

"I knew Coach Niu was reluctant to hit me! Well, even if he didn't fight, Coach Niu, I'm leaving now!"

The small player burst into laughter, Zhang Daniu's face was blue and white, and finally he shook his head helplessly. This Zeng Ke, he really did not take him at all, let it go, let it go, anyway When he is old, he will be recommended outside when the time comes. There is a team request. That is his good luck. If no one wants it, then it is not his business. Get off early. !!

Wu Wu shook his head, Zhang Daniu suddenly remembered something, shouting at the distance: "Zeng Ke, where are you going? The training match is not over yet! Come back to me!"

"I hurt alone! Go shit!"

Zeng Ke's voice came far away.

After another joke, a small player carefully asked Zhang Daniel: "Coach, shall we continue the training match?"

"Keep your head on!"

Zhang Daniu snapped angrily and repeatedly ate at Zeng Ke's place. In front of these little guys, his prestige was still shaking. He waved his hands and left with his hands behind him. "The goalkeepers are all gone. You want Playing against your opponents empty? Go away and train yourself! "

Holding his hands, Zhang Daniel shook away.

...

"What happened there? Is there anything interesting?"

A silky and flowing blonde Jennifer jumped up and appeared beside the training field. She had just arrived in China and was very curious about everything here. She had been with her father since she was a child. She also wanted to see the Chinese football training field. What 's different from Germany, so while her father was talking to some Chinese colleagues, she ran out secretly.

Jennifer was taken aback when she heard the infiltrating nervous laughter, and then she was looking curiously at the training ground. When she was about to walk over to see what happened, the crowd quickly dispersed. went.

"What's happening over there?"

Jennifer pulled a uniformed staff member passing by, and asked.

The aggravated dude's face wasn't because the foreign girl in front of him looked very beautiful, but ... special, what the other guy said, he couldn't understand it at all, Lao Tzu didn't even know the English alphabet I know a few, and you muttered a lot, who knows what you said?

"I don't know!"

The dude searched his intestines and scratched his belly, thinking for a long time, only came up with this lame English phrase.

Jennifer froze for a moment, then she was overjoyed, could not understand German, and could speak English, so it was easy to handle. In English, I was also very good at Jennifer!

"What are they doing?"

This time Jennifer switched to English.

"I don't know!"

"Do you speak English? French too?"

"I don't know!"

"Apart from I don't know, would you say something else?"

"I don't know!"

"..."

Jennifer is completely speechless. She can understand that she is playing the piano purely to the cow. The other party will not know foreign languages ​​at all, except I don't know, I don't know!

"Byebye! See you!"

Jennifer waved goodbye with a black line.

The man understands this phrase, "Byebye", who can't, "Byebye!" The man responded with a serenity, and then left cheerfully with the joy of successfully talking with foreign friends in English.

Jennifer rolled her eyes silently, but approached the training ground step by step.