"The death of a petty civil servant?"
Seeing this title, Wei long subconsciously thought it was a reasoning short story. Because of the unlimited subject matter, there were many reasoning short stories among the 30 short story writers who submitted their manuscripts one after another.
Open it up.
Wei long glanced at the number of words, then froze.
1800 words?
He suspected that he was wrong.
Although the number of words in short stories is not very large, I specially suggest Chu Kuang that short stories should be short rather than long, and the number of words should not be too many
But that's too little, isn't it?
The full text is less than 2000 words?
By short, I mean that the novel is about 3000 to 5000 words!
Is it because Chu Kuang listened to his suggestion and misunderstood that he deliberately shortened the number of words -
he thought that the shorter the better?
If the quality of the work is affected by this reason, he is really guilty. Wei long can't help but help.
However, he still looked at it word by word:
[it was an ordinary night. The young civil servant sat in the second row of the main hall and watched a drama performance with his telescope. At this moment, he only felt that time was quiet. 】
How are you?
This is the first time Wei long has seen such a description, but it seems that he can accurately understand the meaning of these four words without thinking.
"Interesting description."
But all of a sudden, his face wrinkled, his eyes disappeared, his breathing stopped, he took the telescope off his eyes and bent down 】
is this a heart attack?
Is this the death of a petty civil servant?
A little civil servant without a name?
Wei long couldn't figure it out until he continued to look at it. It turned out that the little civil servant just sneezed.
"Poof."
Looking back, the previous description is not the state of people sneezing. Chu Kuang's description seems to be awkward, but it gives people a strange sense of preciseness, so that the picture of a person sneezing appears in Wei Long's mind.
Keep looking.
Small civil servants are naturally not flustered at all. People sneeze. For this behavior, the most serious consequence is nothing more than a cold.
Weilong thinks so, too.
But here comes the turning point of the story: [the little civil servant is flustered, because he sees a little old man sitting in the first row of the main hall in front of him, wiping his bald head and neck with gloves, muttering. 】
obviously.
The sneeze of the little civil servant splashed on the little old man.
The reason why the civil servants are flustered is that
The civil servant recognized the old man as a retired general in the Ministry of communications!
"Will he be killed by the general?"
It is inevitable that Wei long will associate with the title of the story again.
People who read novels are always used to filling in the following contents.
Weilong continues to look.
Small civil servants began to apologize as expected.
However, the general did not fly into a rage like Wei long, just magnanimously expressed his understanding.
"Is the general a smiling tiger? Show your generosity in public, but retaliate against small civil servants in private? "
This is a new association of Weilong.
Naturally, this little civil servant without a name has similar worries.
So he apologized again and swore that he didn't mean to.
The general seemed annoyed and said: ["Oh, please sit down! Let me listen to the play 】
small civil servants are more and more flustered.
He can't see the good play on the stage any more.
It was only during the break that the general went to the bathroom that he followed suit and apologized for the third time.
[Oh, enough I've forgotten, but you can't stop talking! 】
the general was helpless and turned his lips impatiently.
Wei long suddenly: "it seems that the general is not angry."
Influenced by the title, he always thought that the general would kill the petty civil servant for this, but according to the description in the novel, the general expressed his forgiveness several times, obviously not such a mean person.
For small civil servants, this sneeze is just a false alarm.
Wei long was relieved.
Small civil servants are not relieved.
He is still a variety of psychological activities: [he said that he had forgotten, but there was a fierce light in his eyes, and he didn't want to talk much. I should explain to him that I really didn't mean to, and that sneezing is a natural law, otherwise he would think that I spit on him intentionally, even if he didn't think so now, he would think so in the future! 】
isn't it too much?
Wei long suddenly found the little civil servant funny.
Back home, the young civil servant told his wife about his gaffe. His wife was also frightened and advised the young civil servant to apologize.The little civil servant complained: "that's what I'm talking about! I've already paid for it, but somehow, he looks strange and doesn't want to hear my explanation. 】
you have been forgiven!
Isn't that persecution delusion?
Wei Long's laughter gradually grows with the brain tonic of the little civil servant.
However, the little civil servant was not enlightened. The next day, he put on his uniform seriously and went to the general's house with a gift. He apologized once again -
not to mention the general.
Wei long thinks that if he is entangled by a person and apologizes endlessly, he will feel confused.
At this time, the general was receiving guests, and seemed to be an important guest.
Small civil servants can only wait for the general to end the reception before apologizing again.
Same as before.
The general expressed his understanding, but when he spoke, he couldn't help looking sad.
"Sad face."
These four words almost make Wei long laugh.
Apology is originally a kind of politeness, but if you meet such a small civil servant who likes to make an apology after himself, how can you forgive him?
At the same time, Wei long had some sympathy for the general.
As a brain mender, the small civil servant naturally sees the general's sad face in his eyes. He is in a state of uneasiness and feels that the general obviously does not intend to forgive himself.
For the sake of the future.
Although he felt that the general was too stingy to let go of his mistakes, he still wanted to retrieve them.
So he decided to write a letter to the general to explain the reason.
It's a pity that his mind is so empty that he can't even write a letter.
He can only visit again on the third day to apologize.
This is the end of the novel.
In the last few paragraphs, with another apology from the civil servants, a simple and concise ending is formed, which is expected.
"Get out of here!" The general yelled, his face turned blue and his whole body trembled. 】
["what?" Asked the young civil servant, numb with fear. 】
["get out of here!" Again the general, stamp your feet. 】
[there seems to be something in the stomach of the little civil servant. He can't see or hear anything. He retreats to the door, walks to the street and walks slowly all the way He walked home without gluing off his uniform and lay down on the sofa He died. 】
【…… 】
Yes, the little civil servant died.
This is the origin of the title of the death of petty civil servants.
He pestered and apologized again and again, and finally completely angered the general. As a result, he was scared to death by his brain!
Is this a novel of more than 1000 words?
It's not imaginary reasoning, it's not imaginary general killing.
Although it is only over 1000 words, the content is exaggerated, but it seems to fit some logic, so that the readers naturally accept the setting of the novel, so that the whole story is full of fun!
This moment.
Wei longle patted his thigh directly. I didn't expect that Chu maniac would also play humor.
But in the middle of the smile, Wei Long's smile suddenly froze, and the picture seemed to freeze.
As if by the electric current Yi La spread all over the body, suddenly a excited spirit, Wei long as if the evil Zheng kind stare big eyes!
"Wait This story... "