Chapter 229

Funny. It's going on.

Because of a collection of Tang Yin's poems and the anger of Mrs. Hua, Tang Bohu had to continue to hide his identity as Hua'an.

When Tang Bohu's rap starts, the barrage is already quite dense:

"I'm not a human being!"

"I scold myself!"

"Poof, can you fix something in the sun?"

"Look at Mrs. Hua and them, the crooked head monster!"

"Can all these women listen to the climax?"

"Who knows Tang Bohu No, it's too magical! "

"Xianyu really deserves to be a composer. The music in this movie is really good, leaving aside the elements of mischief."

"My stomach is cramped with laughter!"

“……”

Tang Bohu can compose all kinds of music by knocking on bowls, small benches and pillars, which is a thorough implementation of his own evaluation:

both poetry and painting are excellent, and he is good at music.

In other movies, this setting is really just a setting, but in this movie, everything is very convincing!

Tang Bohu's poems.

Tang Bohu's temperament.

They are undoubtedly high level!

The first of the four great talents in Jiangnan deserves its reputation!

Film is a series of lines, redundant characters do not need to exist.

When the story turns again, Zhu Zhishan appears.

He pretended to be Tang Bohu, but he was caught in Washington. It happened that King Ning, who was going to rebel, came to the great master Hua for trouble.

So.

When Zhu Zhishan pretended to be Tang Bohu, and started a dew love affair with pomegranate sister, and in front of everyone's face, he seriously drew a picture of chicken pecking rice, no matter how high the smile point, the people also burst into laughter!

This is the famous scene of Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance.

The reason why it became a famous scene is that it's a real classic -

"Phoenix oyitou Niupi!"

"Come on, tiger, ha ha ha ha."

"Brother Zhishan, go to find your pomegranate sister."

"Poof, pomegranate sister..."

"Who can stand that!"

"Pomegranate sister of the most beautiful generation!"

“……”

Deng Chi also began to have a stomachache.

Yes, it's a laugh.

It seems that every second in this movie, new jokes will come out, which makes people laugh.

What?

Depression?

At least at this moment, Deng Chi completely forgot this stubble, he covered his stomach, tears almost laugh out.

In fact.

With the development of the movie plot, the famous scenes have been one after another.

At this point.

The king of Ning sent out his staff and made a couplet: "three masters in one village and two Li don't know four books, five classics and six righteousness. They dare to teach seven or nine masters. They are very bold!"

When this couplet comes out, not to mention that master Hua is confused, the audience is also confused!

There is no doubt that this couplet is very difficult.

And in the audience's expectation, the real Tang Bohu appeared, he directly added: "ten room nine poor make 827 money, six points and five cents and four percent, still half hearted, first-class obscenity!"

"Wrong."

The staff officer sneered.

Deng Chi frowned.

Tang Bohu's couplet is interesting, but it's not neat. It's different between the real and the virtual. But it's a movie. Maybe there's no need to be more real

"Just kidding."

Tang Bohu said casually: "ten temples, nine monks and eight scrolls, I sincerely abide by seven precepts, six ways and five laws, but I'm sorry that there are no 432 disciples at all."

Deng Chi's eyes are bright!

This is really good!

Well, it's not just here?

It seems that the purpose is to make Tang Bohu's literary talent outstanding and more convincing. The following couplets, each couplet is high energy ahead -

"in the picture, the dragon does not sing, the tiger does not roar, the little boy is ridiculous!"

"There are no wheels in the chessboard, no rein in the horse, general, be on guard!"

"Yingyingyan is green, red and harmonious everywhere!"

"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, every year in the evening!"

"Ten people's minds, thinking of the monarch, the country and the country."

"Enjoy the flowers, the moon and the fragrance of autumn ~"

"you..."

"I'm just kidding. Thank you very much, thank God for the king."

Gag, but can pick up

It's not neat. It's just a joke

Not to say absolute forever, at least we can see that the gold content of these couplets is extremely high!

It's not just funny!

At the same time, it gives people the feeling of refreshing and relieving Qi!

The painting style of this movie will never pass three seconds. When the audience feels good, laughter follows. The staff officer suddenly falls to the ground and spits blood

"The legend of hematemesis three Sheng?""It's a couple. It's lit up!"

"I can't match any of these pairs?"

"Write poetry in front, play couplet here, admire fish, please take my knee!"

"Ma Ma asked me why I went to the cinema on my knees..."

"This movie is just a personal show to admire fish!"

"After music, poetry and couplets, I can only say that I admire fish and cattle..."

"I'm going to cry for you!"

"Write more poems after admiring fish!"

"I'm sorry, I have no connotation. I just smile."

"Me too, goose crow with laughter!"

"What's that? I can laugh like a pig!"

“……”

From funny, to surprise, and then to shock, the barrage is now dense, I'm afraid even the audience who usually don't like interaction are blown up by this famous scene!

No audience can remain calm

It's not that this movie kills all the audiences, but because the audiences who don't like this movie have slipped away at the moment. Seeing that the audiences here are really attracted by this movie!

At this moment.

A bullet curtain fluttered from the corner, which made many people tremble: "I'll tell you a ghost story and see the progress bar."

“……”

Deng Chi just saw the barrage, and then he felt that his depression was about to begin:

"hold on to the progress bar!"

This movie It's over!

Other audiences besides Deng Chi also noticed that the progress bar couldn't hold up. For a moment, there were endless barrages to encourage progress

Happy to see you!

This movie is full of energy, and many audiences are reluctant to end this movie when they encounter such a movie.

But there is no feast that never ends.

With the defeat of King Ning, Tang Bohu had a wonderful fight with the lethal scholar. After that, he finally got the beauty back.

Of course.

In this process, the jokes are not weakened by the end of the movie, and many interesting stories are constantly appearing.

Such as "return my drift boxing"

For example, after the war between Mrs. Hua and the student, she changed clothes

For example, Tang Bohu finished a picture of spring trees and autumn frost in a short time, and he also said that the south wind is a bit humid

Another example is when Tang Bohu was reading a poem when he was lighting Qiuxiang. As a result, sister pomegranate was in a hurry to urinate and couldn't help stepping forward

The appearance of these jokes almost made Deng Chi forget the progress bar.

Therefore, when the film ends in the clip of Qiuxiang pulling Tang Bohu to play card nine, Deng Chi suddenly feels a sense of loss.

Is it over?

It's over?

At this time, we should give full play to the advantages of netuniversity.

Deng Chi did not hesitate to open the movie again.

Netuniversity's on-demand feature is that it costs five yuan to watch it once. Do you want to watch it again?

That's to keep spending money.

It's the same as cinema.

It costs money to watch a movie once. It won't be free for the second time just because you've seen it once.

But Deng Chi certainly doesn't care about the money. The first time of the movie is watching music, and the second time it can be tasted again

Replay!

As a result, Deng Chi saw that many bullet screens at the beginning of the movie were the same as himself, floating in rows:

"second brush."

"The same as the second brush."

"Look back again."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Beast, just came out of the film on the second brush?"

"It's so beautiful. I can't help looking at it again."

"I was in a bad mood. After watching this movie, I had no worries."

“……”

At this time, the new audience, seeing so many "second brush" bullet screens, doubted whether they were on the wrong set.

Where are so many bullet screens in the new movies?

In?

Did you invite the Navy?

Can you bring me with you?