Chapter 994

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Countless news and reports about the real-time ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala emerge one after another, which shocked all the viewers who have not seen Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, including some who have directly locked in Zhongzhou TV since the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast.

"What?"

"Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is so powerful?"

"The ratings are the same as those of Zhongzhou!?"

"How can this be possible? How wonderful is Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala to be the same as Zhongzhou?"

"No, it aroused my curiosity!"

"I'll go to Qinzhou TV station to see why Qinzhou has such a high ratings!"

"I'll go and have a look!"

"It's outrageous that the ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala are the same as those of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala. Look what's amazing about them!"

Countless people are curious!

The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala can even be the same as that of Zhongzhou. People who haven't seen Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala can't understand it!

Under such curiosity.

Countless viewers opened Qinzhou TV station!

If you watch it on the Internet, you will see a dense barrage of bullets, all of which are new audiences from other spring festival galas:

"Does Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala look good?"

"I heard that the Spring Festival Gala here is wonderful?"

"The ratings are really the same as those of Zhongzhou?"

"I came specially from the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Add one upstairs!"

"I came from Zhao Zhou."

"I came from Hanzhou Spring Festival Gala."

"I came from Weizhou Spring Festival Gala."

"Add 9527!"

The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala rose again.

……

Zhongzhou.

Zhuang Xian's expression was very ugly.

Chang An, the deputy director next to him, turned pale.

The whole director group of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala was frightened by the audience of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, and the uneasy mood was spreading.

"Why?"

"The ratings of the local Spring Festival Gala are even with us!"

"It's over!"

"Zhongzhou's face has been lost by us!"

"The ratings of the Spring Festival Gala have never been caught up by the local Spring Festival Gala..."

"Even if this year's situation is no matter how special, it is still a shame for Zhongzhou!"

"Is it a question of shame now?"

"Now it's time for Zhongzhou to hold the Spring Festival Gala. Don't you have to ask me!"

Everyone is in a panic!

Zhuang Xian suddenly drank: "shut up, who says we're finished? There's half time left for the Spring Festival Gala!"

It's only been about three hours now.

In the last three hours of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala, there are several killer maces hidden. This is his arrangement. Leave the good things behind!

I almost forgot this!

Suddenly, everyone calmed down.

Everyone was just frightened by Qin Zhou's ratings.

Zhuang Xian is right. The good programs of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala are behind!

Qin Zhou didn't know that he was clumsy. He took out so many good-looking and interesting programs in the first three hours. Is there enough heavyweight programs to fight against Zhongzhou in the remaining half of the time?

Think so.

Deputy director Chang'an suddenly got excited and looked at the stage. His face recovered a touch of ruddy: "it's finally the turn of these two teachers!"

"Now there's a good play!"

As soon as everyone in the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala group saw the situation on the stage, they immediately smiled with joy: "there's no need to worry about the ratings of this round!"

wiitty dialogue

The next program in Zhongzhou is crosstalk. The performers are the top crosstalk masters of blue star, the famous Liu brothers, and the crosstalk programs of Liu Kun and Liu Wei. Their status in the crosstalk world is similar to that of Shi Yan and Chen Feng in the sketch world!

……

Liu brothers said crosstalk!

The news quickly spread to the audience of major spring festival galas, and immediately aroused the enthusiasm of countless people.

Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was also affected.

"Little friends, look at zhongzhoutai. They finally serve hard dishes!"

"What hard dish?"

"I'll just say four words, brother Liu!"

"Liu Kun and Liu Wei!"

"Good guy, it depends on Zhongzhou TV!"

"I said, there must be hard dishes behind Zhongzhou!"

"Although the Qinzhou program is wonderful, I really can't help it. I like the Liu brothers' crosstalk so much!"

"Go, go, go!"

"It's still a big Spring Festival Gala to see crosstalk!"

Many people who have just transferred to Qinzhou TV station have not been determined yet. They are attracted by this news. Even many viewers who have been watching Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala are somewhat moved!

Liu Kun, Liu Wei!

That's the Liu brothers!

Their crosstalk is so wonderful!

Why don't you watch Qinzhou TV first?

Just go back to Qinzhou TV station after watching crosstalk!

Thinking like this, many people are ready to take action. However, coincidentally, when many people are ready to change channels, the host suddenly introduces the next program: "We know that there are two kinds of crosstalk, one is called stand up crosstalk, which is the crosstalk of one person; the other is called counterpart crosstalk, which is the crosstalk of two people, one cheering and the other teasing; but have you heard of the crosstalk of five people, and have you heard of group crosstalk?"

……

backstage.

Lin Yuan smiled.

Blue star only has one mouth crosstalk and counterpart crosstalk, but there is no group crosstalk. His design is a pioneer.

However, even in the Chinese crosstalk circle, group crosstalk is rare. Most of the classic ones are single mouth or counterpart crosstalk, and group crosstalk is not the mainstream.

Because there is a saying in crosstalk circles:

One person said, two people teased, three people gathered, four people coaxed, and five people were in chaos.

Three people's crosstalk is still rare, and four people began to coax, not to mention the difficulty of the five people's crosstalk. Even if Lin Yuan searched the system library, he only found a few group crosstalk, and one of the most classic group crosstalk is teacher Ma Ji's traditional crosstalk "five senses competing for merit"!

Official means organ.

The theme of crosstalk is the debate between eyes, nose, mouth, ears and head.

With the introduction of the host, a few lines appeared in the lower left corner of the TV.

Program: five senses competing for merit

Performances: Guo Ling, Zhao Qilin, Li Qian, Peng Zhou, Feng an

Script: Chu Kuang

Many viewers who are ready to change channels can't help but put down the remote control and are more or less attracted by this gimmick.

"Crosstalk of five people!?"

"This statement is really new!"

"The comic book is also provided by the old thief. The old thief wants to change his career. It's both a sketch and a comic!"

"Can you do this?"

"I wanted to question it, but when I thought of the sketch of eating noodles, I thought that the old thief's book was mostly a little level!"

"The five actors are not bad!"

"Although the five alone can't compare with the Liu brothers, the weight of the five together is no worse than the Liu brothers!"

"Crosstalk doesn't count like that."

"It's really not that the more people there are, the better they look."

"But I have to say that the performance of five crosstalk masters on the same stage is really attractive. Coupled with the old thief's book, I'm interested!"

Chukuang!

Five crosstalk masters!

There has never been a group crosstalk!

These gimmicks together are enough to form a reason for many viewers not to change channels!

Just then.

The crosstalk of Qinzhou has begun!

The crosstalk of Zhongzhou has also begun!

The programs of the major spring festival galas are not synchronized, but the occasional overlap is also very normal. This is the first overlap on both sides. They are crosstalk performances!

……

Guo Ling stepped onto the stage. He was slightly fat and smiled with great affinity: "let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. My dream was very strange. I dreamed of my facial features..."

Suddenly.

Next to the sound, the other four actors came on stage one after another. They played eyes, head, nose and ears respectively. Their facial features gathered together to form a good play with the head played by Guo Ling!

"Yo! Head."

"Hey."

"Ha ha!"

"Hello, Hello!"

"Do you still know me?"

"May I have your name, please?"

"My last name is Yan."

"What's your last name?"

"Surname eye."

"Do you have your family name?"

"The first one is."

"Which sentence?"

"Zhao Qian Sun Yan."

"Never heard of it! Zhao Qian Sun Yan? Zhao Qian Sun Li!"

The facial features are arguing about who has the greatest credit. It is a very popular thing in life. When it comes to several crosstalk actors, it is particularly interesting and humorous!

……

Zhongzhou.

Zhuang Xian frowned: "is Qinzhou crosstalk?"

Chang'an sneered: "now they can hit the muzzle of the gun. The horizontal comparison is the easiest to see the gap. After watching our program, the audience will understand which side of the program is more wonderful. Look at this scene!"

On the stage of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala.

The Liu brothers performed very well.

The audience applauded from time to time.

Without any mistakes, the Liu brothers are as funny as ever, and the program quality is as good as ever. No wonder the Liu brothers are invited to come every year no matter which continent holds the Spring Festival Gala. These two brothers can hold the scene!

However, Zhuang Xian is still uneasy.

He suddenly found a place to avoid others. He opened the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala with a tablet and watched the crosstalk of Qinzhou for a while.

Qinzhou stage.

The facial features are still quarrelling.

Nose: you face that mouth!

Head: why am I facing him?

Nose: Hey! Get some delicious and delicious food, such as chicken, duck, fish, delicacies, orange soda and cream popsicle. You put them all in your mouth! Ah?

Head: I put it in your nose. Can you digest it, you?

Mouth: come on, nose. No matter how delicious he is, my mouth is not touching the edge. Let you smell it first!

Nose: hey? I'll smell it first. Why do you have saliva there?

Mouth: nonsense! You're going to catch a cold. I have to hold it for you.

Eyes: stop talking! You two are very popular and smell spicy. I can't see what's wrong with me!

Ear: Yes! I can't see yet?

Head: all right, all right! There's nothing wrong with you two.

Nose: it's all on your mouth!

Mouth: all right! You just see my favorite and spicy food! Who of you has a disaster, makes a disease, drinks some bitter water and takes a pill, but doesn't put it all in my mouth? What did I say? Say your nose, clear water and snot can flow into my mouth. I'm your spittoon!

Ear: Yes, these earrings are still stuck in my ear!

Mouth: Yes! It hurts your ear. I have to grin.

Eyes: Yes, when you grin, I have to squeeze tears.

Nose: my nose is sour. Who did I provoke? Your eyes are not satisfied! Don't think I don't know. The 100 inch color TV at home is for you!

……

Zhuang Xian is airborne, so he looks at it without beginning or end.

However, Zhuang Xian only saw a few conversations and understood the intention of this crosstalk. From where he saw it, it didn't affect his understanding of crosstalk. Smile!

Turn your head.

Looking at the performance of the Liu brothers on the Zhongzhou stage, although there was a lot of laughter and applause, he always felt a little flustered, especially after seeing the full screen of audience bullets and comments:

"Ha ha ha!"

"Laugh to death!"

"I didn't expect that the crosstalk of Chu crazy old thief could play so well!"

"The old thief is too beautiful. You can find scripts from this angle!"

"Several teachers performed well, but five people performed crosstalk without any confusion!"

"Too happy!"

"I always think sketches are better than crosstalk. This is the first time I found that good crosstalk is no worse than sketches!"

"How fresh! Group crosstalk!"

"The programs of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala are not new!"

"If the Liu brothers are still at the previous level, I think the crosstalk of the Liu brothers should not be better than the five senses competing for merit!"

Form!

conception!

Angle!

Connotation!

This crosstalk has all that it should have. You say it is a traditional crosstalk, but people are still so novel. You say people are novel, but the audience of traditional crosstalk also buy it very much. Both netizens and on-site audience applaud it!

You know.

This is a crosstalk for nearly twenty minutes!

However, after 20 minutes of crosstalk performance, none of the audience was impatient!

……

The whole network is praising!

The crosstalk of Qinzhou and Zhongzhou has also been compared together!

"The crosstalk of the Liu brothers is as wonderful as ever. After all, the Liu brothers grew up together and have no tacit understanding. But Qinzhou's crosstalk directly opened up a precedent for group crosstalk. Probably because I saw this form of crosstalk for the first time, I always felt that the performance of five people was more shocking than two people!"

"Chu Kuang, this book is great!"

"For the first time, I think the crosstalk of the Liu brothers has been compared with that of others!"

"I don't blame the Liu brothers."

"This wave is two to five, ha ha ha!"

"It's obviously two to six. The comic book of Qinzhou is made by Chu Kuang. Chu Kuang is a real cow when it comes to work creation!"

"People in the novel circle come and have a look!"

"The old thief is no longer satisfied with writing reasoning, fantasy, martial arts and fairy tales. Now he wants to write sketches and crosstalk!"

"A little inexplicably moved."

"Qinzhou's Spring Festival Gala really makes me find the feeling of watching the Spring Festival Gala when I was a child."

"It's said that the program quality of the Spring Festival Gala is getting worse and worse. Who dares to say that I'm in a hurry with Qinzhou this Spring Festival Gala? Even if Qinzhou can't get any good programs, I'll finish it!"

"How are the ratings in Zhongzhou?"

"This wave should be even. Although I feel that Qinzhou's crosstalk is more wonderful, the Liu brothers are very attractive. Many people have transferred stations. I don't know that Qinzhou's crosstalk is more wonderful."

……

The struggle between facial features is almost over!

Guo Ling, who plays the head, smiled at the audience: "I can see that these facial features are the same as our family. Only our family love each other, can we win honor and harvest happiness together!"

Facial features: "yes!"

Ear: "listen!"

Facial features: "we can't hear."

Ear: "did you hear that?"

The audience was stunned, but suddenly a song came to their ears, singing the song "love each other and a family":

"I like to have warm lights waiting as soon as I get home

I like to see everyone's smiling faces when I get up together

I like to work hard for my family and my ideals as soon as I go out

I like a family looking in the same direction

I like to share happiness with you right away

I like to think of your warm arms when I'm hurt

I like to think of how great you will always be when I am angry

I like to bring good memories home for you when traveling

Because we are a family

A loving family

Only when you have a heart can you realize it

Only when you have a heart will you cherish it

Why let the dark clouds cover your eyes... "

The program has a very natural transition. Dozens of top stars from all continents sing on the same stage. After the uniform song king song, one person has a lyrics!

The climax.

Direct star chorus!

Even for so many stars, it is enough for the audience to hi, not to mention the song itself, which is in line with the tune of the Spring Festival Gala!

"Too cruel!"

"Qin Zhou is too cruel!"

"What lineup is this NIMA!"

"The top singers from all continents have come!"

"These people are qualified to go to the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala!"

"The white swan is there too!"

"The robot is there!"

"Some experts of the masked king of songs are angry with the queen of songs!"

"Doesn't it mean that Zhongzhou also invited white swans and robots, but they refused. As a result, they didn't participate in the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala just to participate in the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala?"

"Good guy, Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala has a big face!"

"Qin Zhou has no such attraction. It must be the face of the fish father!"

"My biggest emotion is that the funds for the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala are really very high!"

"The sponsor is Yanyan hot pot!"

"Another sponsor is daughter red!"

"These two sponsors definitely gave a lot of money, especially Yanyan hot pot. The project of Zha fish dynasty always has the share of this brand?"

……

Zhongzhou.

Zhuang Xian looked at Qin Zhou's program and his eyes seemed frozen!

It was not only the crosstalk that stopped him just now, but also the chorus behind him that swayed his mind!

Even, the chorus shocked him more than crosstalk!

Of course not because of how awesome the song is.

The song is really good, but the real point is the coffee position and identity after this group of Song King songs!

Zhuang Xian recognized it at a glance!

Qinzhou stars sing together. After several top singers sing, Zhongzhou has sent out an invitation to the Spring Festival Gala!

They refused!

At that time, Zhuang Xian didn't think much. He just thought that some stars wanted to spend the new year with their families during the Spring Festival.

Until now.

Zhuang Xiancai realized:

These singers did not sing to accompany their families for the new year. They refused Zhongzhou because they wanted to participate in the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala!

Exactly because of envy fish!

Zhuang Xian felt completely incomprehensible!

Why did they choose that fish instead of Zhongzhou?

In the eyes of these song kings, the weight of the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala is not as good as an envious fish?

Isn't envious fish a Qu father?

Is it worth their flattery?

They would rather sing three or two poor lyrics in Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala than sing independently in Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala!?

This is the first time!

Zhuang Xian is doubting Zhongzhou's signboard!

Before that, he showed the signs of Zhongzhou with any star in other continents. No matter how big the other party is, he will take the most important attitude!

Suddenly.

The phone vibrates!

Zhuang Xian looked at the news he had just received, and his pupil instantly contracted into a needle tip: "the ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala have slightly exceeded you. Of course, the range is very small. I can press the news for Zhongzhou for an hour, but if Zhongzhou still can't get back the ratings within the next hour, this scene will be a little ugly this year..."

Zhuang Xian pinches his cell phone! There has never been a precedent in the history of blue star that the Big Spring Festival Gala lost to the local Spring Festival Gala! If Zhongzhou held the Spring Festival Gala and lost to the local Spring Festival Gala, it would be the most humiliating one in Zhongzhou for so many years! Zhuang Xian is sure! If Zhongzhou can't grab the viewing rate, the Spring Festival Gala group led by him will never want to hold the guide tube of the Spring Festival Gala again in his life. Even many people may have to retire early with him... "No!" "there is hope!" "there are good programs!" Zhuang Xian seems to be encouraging himself, although he knows that even if he grabs the viewing rate, he is just trying to win respect, Zhongzhou was so embarrassed by the local Spring Festival Gala that he slapped the envy fish in the face of countless leaders in Zhongzhou. It's one thing for the envy fish to completely offend Zhongzhou. It's another thing for him to finish class after this Spring Festival Gala.