Chapter 359

With hot springs in the pool and ice and snow outside the pool, you can experience the double sky of ice and fire in crocodile country.

Yu Yue and xiaograpefruit soak themselves in the hot spring. The smoke and water are dense. They are surrounded by white snow. From time to time, several snowflakes fall in the sky, which is both comfortable and pleasing to the eye.

Xiaograpefruit opened her little hand to catch the snowflake. The snowflake melted immediately. She blinked her big eyes and looked at her little palm with a curious face.

Yu Yue took the opportunity to talk to her about the three forms of liquid.

Along the way, it's hard to relax. One of the two favorite women is already in her arms. First, relax, and then there will be many fierce battles and many dangers. Then, continue on the road to find another favorite woman.

In the hot spring, Chen Wulong feels happy, like the kingdom of heaven, surrounded by four beautiful women. It's great.

Girls gently lift their lotus root arms and green onion fingers to touch the water or frown and smile, which are enough to move people's hearts and souls.

"It's boring to soak, or you can tell a story or joke alone." Lu Ping'er suggested.

"Oh, yes, this can be." Chen Wulong raised his hand in favor.

"Who will come first?" Lu Ping'er asked.

Seven people, you look at me, I look at you.

Lu Ping'er said, "since I don't take the initiative, I'll come first."

Others can't help themselves.

Lu Ping'er coughed a little and began to say: "everyone must have heard the story of chiseling a wall to borrow light as a child. In fact, the real situation is like this. In the Han Dynasty, there was a man named Kuang Heng. His family was very poor. He had to work during the day and read at night, but he couldn't afford candles. As soon as it was dark, he couldn't read.

"But he was eager to study. He found that his neighbors lit candles to illuminate the house at night, so he quietly chiseled a small hole in the wall. Later, his studies were completely abandoned..."

After listening, everyone was stunned for three seconds.

Immediately understand that this is a connotation paragraph.

Chen Wulong's expression is strange and seems to be a little uncomfortable. Think about it. The beauty in wet swimsuit tells you the connotation jokes face to face. How can people control it?

Jiang Rou blinked her big eyes and asked, "ah, what do you mean, do you understand?"

Others laughed without saying anything.

Then, Chen Wulong told a cold joke that was not funny: "Xiao Ming said to his father, Dad, I'm so cold. His father said, it's not cold when standing in the corner. Xiao Ming didn't understand and asked, why? His father said, because the corner is 90 degrees!

"Er... Isn't it funny? Well, Lin, tell me one."

Yekaterina told a ghost story that was not frightening: "a new college girl worked very hard. One night, after reading her book, she felt very tired. Looking at her watch, it was more than 11 o'clock, so she wanted to take a shortcut back to her dormitory.

"The path passes through Acacia lake. It is said that the lake is dead every year. The girl is frightened when she walks. She suddenly feels that someone is patting her on the shoulder. She turns around and sees a pale woman.

"The woman said, 'sister, I have no feet.'

"Girls don't think they look down. They really don't have feet!

"The girl was so scared that she ran away, but the strange woman followed her all the way and said in her ear," I have no feet... I have no feet... I'm so miserable... "

"The girl felt very upset. She happened to be near the dormitory again, so she turned and shouted to the female ghost, 'I'm even worse, I don't have a chest!'

After listening, everyone couldn't help looking at yekaterina's chest. Yes, and it was "very" Oh!

It was ran Muchen's turn. Ran Muchen thought for a moment and told an embarrassing story about his boss: "my boss Zhao Yicheng and his wife Ximu went to visit the art exhibition together. When they faced a nude beauty oil painting with only a few leaves covering their private parts, the boss immediately stared at the painting and refused to leave for a long time.

"Ximu grabbed the boss's ear and shouted, 'Hey, are you going to stand until autumn and wait for the leaves to fall?'"

Lu Ping'er smiled and asked, "Oh, boss Zhao is afraid of his wife?"

Ran Muchen said, "of course, our boss has always said that there is only one leader in the white seven Pavilion, that is Ximu!"

The women exclaimed, "this is really a good husband!"

Chen Wulong said discontentedly, "being afraid of wife is a good husband. Isn't this a distorted value?"

Being attacked by all the women, Chen Wulong questioned whether he liked yekaterina and whether he wanted to marry yekaterina?

Yekaterina has waved her hand and said, "I'm not a tigress. I don't need him to be afraid of me..."

But he's really not letting this go. "Princess, you can't do this. If he's not afraid of you, he will bully you. It's hard to be happy after marriage."

Chen Wulong can only ask Yu Yue for help: "Mr. Yu, you are also a man. You have a word!"

Lu Ping'er looked at Yu Yue and thought that this man was the exception

I only heard Yu Yue say, "there was once a strong martial artist who can be called a 'great master' who said that there are no men who are afraid of their wives in this world, only men who respect their wives."

Ladies applaud, that's right!

Chen Wulong can only go down the steps. Well, that's it.

Anyway, the contradiction between men and women can never have a one-sided total victory.

To Jiang rou.

Jiang Rou said, "what you're talking about is too big. Let me talk about something suitable for all ages."

So she told a series of fairy tales she had seen in kindergarten, talking to the stars:

It's so quiet at night

Xiaoshui sleeps in his small bed, looks at the starry sky outside the window, and speaks to the stars: "do you know what the little sparrow is doing?"

The stars are naughty and blink.

"Hey, are you asleep?"

Who's talking?

Xiao Tian looks around.

"It's me!"

"Little Sparrow!"

"I'll take you to play!"

It turned out that the star told the little sparrow what Xiao doushui had just said, so the little sparrow flew to invite him.

"It's too late." pouring shook his head.

The little sparrow flew away disappointed.

Xiaotian got into the quilt, but she couldn't sleep. She asked, "who can talk with me?"

After a while, a shadow appeared by the window.

It's Mickey Mouse sitting on the windowsill with a thick book in his arms.

"Good evening, Mimi!"

"Hello!"

"Do you like watching stars, too?"

"I like it so much!" Little Mouse Mickey said to watering. "Stars live in the Milky way, the solar system, and distant galaxies we don't know."

"Mimi, you are so smart!"

"There lived a little prince on a star far away. There were two active volcanoes on his planet. He could see the sunset four times a day."

"How did you know?"

"It's written in a book," said Mimi, who loves reading.

Pouring pouring really wants to know the name of the book that little mouse mickey read.

She was thinking, can the little prince hear the voice in his heart in the vast starry sky?

Little yellow stars, little pink stars and little green stars blinked in the dark blue sky and told him, "we can know your mind."

Xiaodian said to Mimi, "the star knows what I think. Maybe I can find the little prince, too."

"Of course, it will." Mimi was very sure.

Little prince, are you cleaning the chimney of the volcano?

Or are you talking to rose?

The little prince is standing on his own planet. He is watching the sun set.

"I seem to hear a little girl and a mouse talking to me on the distant earth." the little prince turned his head and looked in one direction, put his hand to his mouth and greeted distant Doudou and Mimi, "Hey, how are you?"

The stars in the sky jumped happily.

In his sleep, Xiao douran heard the voice of the little prince. The little prince invited her to his rose garden. Little Mouse Mickey also fell asleep with his favorite book on his pillow

Jiang Rou is worthy of being a kindergarten teacher. The story is told with both voice and emotion. Xiaograpefruit likes it very much. She points to the stars in the sky and asks her father, "Dad, Dad, can the stars really hear me?"

Yu Yue said with a smile, "I can hear you."

"So, is there a little prince on the star?"

"Dad doesn't know if there is a little prince on the stars, but dad knows that some stars have huge volcanoes, where residents use lava to generate electricity; some stars are full of rose flowers, where residents only eat flowers..."

Little grapefruit looked up at the stars, her eyes as bright as stars.

Yu Yue asked, "do you want to go to the stars?"

"Want to go!"

"When we find our mother, shall we go to the stars together?"

"Good!"

Everyone smiled and thought it was a kind fairy tale.

Where do they know that Yu Yue has nothing to say.

Finally, it was Yu Yue's turn. Everyone looked forward to him and hoped that he could say something interesting.