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There was picking up the cream of the hooked toothed mouse. Accidentally, his head almost hit the wall.
The thief couldn't listen any more. He turned around and looked at his president in surprise and said loudly——
"President! Did I hear you right? What did you just say??? "
In this matter, arrow felt that his only mistake was to find such a group of normal people to be members of the guild. If the members of the family are a group of gloating and like to see other people's unfortunate guys most, how good would it be?
Arrow ignored the cream, continued to look at Robert with the same confused eyes and said slowly, "you heard me right. Now what we need most is to beat miss pophammer directly."
"In fact, the truth is very simple. You will understand after listening to me."
"A person who treats everyone very gently, of course, she should also receive a lot of kindness in the world. Especially under the protection of her father, this kindness will appear in front of her to the greatest extent. "
"Therefore, kindness has been as natural as breathing and eating in this young lady's life. Like Mr. Robert, do you remember how many pieces of bread you once ate? "
"So we do the opposite. Since this young lady has not experienced much malice in her life experience, we deliberately create malice against her! "
"You should try your best to bully her, beat her, beat her, insult her and belittle her. If you can, you need to beat up the members of their guild in this guild war! One of the best practices is that after this beautiful girl plays the game, you also have to play. If you can't find the north, you can only play with a black and blue face! "
"Only when your malice is fully communicated to miss explosive hammer will her white and scale-free life be extremely conspicuous because of your ink dots. Your position in her mind will become incomparably noble! "
"When she has completely surrendered to you, you can exert a little kindness on her, and she will immediately fall into your arms without hesitation!"
"This is the best way to capture the girl's heart!"
What arrow said was very impassioned.
Perhaps it was because what he said was so beautiful and "reasonable". Everyone on one side was stunned and couldn't even say a word.
After a long time, the cream covered his head and shook his hand constantly: "no, no, no, no, although what you said seems very reasonable, it always feels wrong. Anyway, men can't beat women, can they? Let's not worry about the game, but no matter what, we can't say that we beat the other party to the degree of "black and blue"?
really At the beginning, if I included Wolfe, the iron wolf president, rather than the thief who didn't want to use his mind when he met with love problems, how could I live so hard now?
Arrow shook his head, trying to exert his authority. At that moment, the president waved his hand and said seriously, "do you believe me with so much nonsense? in a word! Don't forget, I brought them, and I said what gift you should give. If you hadn't fooled yourself in the end, things would have come to a happy end! "
Although arrow's words sound wrong, it is an irrefutable fact that he sent the hammer right.
Robert hesitated, then nodded: "President arrow, I believe you. Although I may hesitate to start this matter, I will try my best! When she comes to fight, I will fight too. I will... Try to beat her and let her know my strength! "
Good boy, that's a lie. Or how to say that the brains of people who fall in love are full of paste? Especially this kind of first love, once the feelings fall into it, they don't know if they are sold.
Ello changed his smile again. He nodded gently and said slowly, "don't worry. Do as I say. It must be no problem! In fact, you don't have to fight her on the court as soon as you come up. Well... Well, go back and write a letter. Try to use more vicious and cursed words to belittle her. I'll send the letter for you again, which can also achieve the effect of letting other girls firmly remember you. "
Robert smiled and nodded, "OK! Now that you've said that, President arrow, I'll start writing when I get back! If Miss Youji and I can really succeed, President arrow, you will be the great benefactor of my Robert fair life!!! "
After thanking him, the boxer rushed out of the guild gate again in high spirits. Arrow smiled and waved behind him and looked at his happy appearance. Arrow was also happy from his heart.
Looking back, I saw that all the members looked at themselves with a look at monsters. Arrow put his hands on his hips: "what? No work? The game is over, our work is not over! Come on, get ready to finish! "
The president's order has been issued, and the people can't continue to say anything. At this time, cocoa just entered the backstage from the outside with a tired face. She suddenly tasted that the atmosphere here was wrong. She immediately raised her head, looked nervously at the president and then at others.
"So... What about these hammers?"
Finally, the oldest pancake stretched out his hand, pointed to the pair of hammers left here and asked helplessly.
——On January 2, 1302, board expenses: - 4 copper and 2 iron, balance: 7 gold, 7 silver, 1 copper and 9 iron (stolen money balance: 34 gold, 7 silver and 7 copper, tickets sold: 1221, a total of 61 gold and 5 copper, dish mouth: 5 gold and 2 iron)——
Now Pelican town is the happiest town.
Not only the townspeople are happy, but the tourists who come to visit and play are happy.
Even the people of the soul inflammation guild who are temporarily behind in points are very happy.
The source of happiness is very simple, because from January 3, the son of the president of soul inflammation openly provoked the president's daughter of Jushan guild with letters.
The letter is full of all kinds of ugly words and words. As long as you look at it, you can feel the obscenity and shamelessness of Mr. Robert faire.
However, since it is aimed at the hostile guild, soul inflammation is happy to see such letters sent continuously from top to bottom.
As a president, cire FEL even felt that he had been too harsh on his son before? After all, some of these words are not necessarily known by his knowledgeable magician, but now his son can read them at his fingertips. It's really getting better and better!
As for the president's son, he is also very happy now.
Since he can send abusive letters, the other party can naturally scold back.
When the first reply came, Miss Youji explosive hammer's handwriting looked very beautiful, and the words and sentences inside looked very elegant and restrained as much as possible.
However, with the increasing number of replies, Juan Xiu's words began to be mixed with some very scary descriptions! The language is no longer so gentle, little by little, began to move in the direction of abusing women.
"Hehe ~ ~ ~ Miss Youji ~ ~ ~ no matter how many times you read it, your words are still so beautiful ~ ~"
But Robert didn't care. He just took the letter and looked at the words all day.
Of course, the happiest thing is arrow.
When he got up every morning, he heard the news of swearing in the letters between the two associations. Ello thought it was more relaxing and pleasant than drinking a cup of refreshing morning tea.
Slightly count the battle points between the two sides. After five battles, the score of mountain and soul inflammation is 13:9. This white hot battle is also the most satisfactory battle for arrow.
Out of the guild gate, the streets of Pelican town have begun to feel "overcrowded".
There is no need to shovel snow every morning. Those snowflakes have been trampled by tourists coming and going. The air exhaled from people's mouths makes this winter no longer cold. Some people can walk back and forth in the street simply by wearing a sweater without even wearing a cotton padded jacket.
As usual, ello first went to the mayor's office to discuss the problems these days and try to solve them. After spending a morning solving some problems, arrow left the mayor's office and toured the town.
"What do you want?"
"I asked you what you want!"
Not far away, the two people didn't know what was causing friction.
This is not surprising. When the number of people increases, there will naturally be more collisions between them.
However, ello was ready.
"What are you doing! What are you doing here! Want to get into trouble? "
Hearing the noise, Brad's roar could be heard from a distance.
Seeing such a big body rushing towards this side, the two people who just wanted to quarrel immediately stopped and spread to both sides.
Arrow waved to the heavily armed "Pelican town guard captain". Brad saw arrow and ran over with a smile.
"President, I'm trying to patrol!"
"Well, I see. You did a good job. Sure enough, it's much easier to let you do this kind of patrol than to let you gamble. "
Brad looked happy and hung his two hammers behind him.
This gift was not sent out. It's good to put it in your guild for the time being. At least, it looks deterrent.
"Did you find anything unusual?"
ELO asked casually.
Brad shook his head. "Nothing. It's just that people quarrel from time to time. In the morning, I went to help cream. He opened the market, cashed it, and opened a new one. Many people looked like, and many people quarreled. But after I went there, no one quarreled. "
Arrow took out his notebook and recorded the situation over the cream. He was a little nervous, nodded and continued to ask, "is there anything else?"
"Other things? Well... Nothing. By the way, President, the magician named Huailin Xinyu looked unhappy and walked over there. Shall we go and see what happened? "