Chapter 942

At the last moment, Qin Shiou remembered bird's teaching. When you want to slow down, spread your legs and make the skis look like eight characters outside. The greater the radian, the greater the resistance, so it's easy to brake.

So, the tragedy happened. Bird guessed what would happen, so he didn't have the heart to see it. He squatted down with his head in his arms.

Qin Shiou only remembered bird's teaching, but forgot the premise of doing so: the speed is not fast. But he's fast enough now. What's the end of opening his legs in fast sliding?

His legs were wide open. Qin Shiou couldn't control the arc. He made a big split. He seemed to hear a sound of "click" with his pelvis open, and then cried sadly: "Oh, God! My balls! "

Carson and Hughes hurried up and picked up Qin Shiou. Where would Qin officials dare to move? He just came a word horse, the old man's word horse!

In the past, when enjoying the boudoir fun with Weini, Weini put a word horse. That night, Qin Shiou reveled on the horse and almost didn't explode her waist. It's his turn to swing a horse, and then he feels his pelvis explode

Suddenly, Qin Shiou remembered his dialogue with Weini yesterday. Weini said that he could not just practice strength and speed. He had to exercise in an all-round way. Qin Shiou didn't care at that time.

He will regret it. If he can be given a choice, he will sincerely learn Tai Chi and yoga as a teacher!

A group of people gathered together. Chaidris, who had been played by Qin Shiou in the wrist breaking competition, said with a smile: "I haven't seen anyone practicing big splitting in the snow for a long time. It's really fun. Qin, you're really powerful. Your expression when splitting is more ecstatic than that of ordinary people!"

Qin Shiou's painful expression was distorted, but he still insisted on raising his middle finger and shouted to him: "fake squid, chaide, swear to God, oh, is Odom there? Something's wrong with my crotch! "

Odom and Laura are also skiing. They have seen the world in big cities. Unlike the local steamed stuffed buns in farewell Town, skiing is a wild fox Zen move. They ski with high difficulty and are not on this line, so they come a little slower.

Laura waved to disperse the crowd. Qin Shiou commanded the tiger and leopard to bite. Lala Wang didn't listen to the command, but looked at the senior official of Qin compassionately: Dad, you're miserable.

Odom took a look at Qin Shiou and said that his ligament was a little strained. He would be fine if he went back to rest for a few days.

So for the rest of the time, Qin Shiou can only sit down and watch everyone talking and laughing skiing. It's just sitting. The key is that his posture is too embarrassing. He's splitting his legs

Little Hughes caught the chance of revenge and came up with a waist and crotch and joked: "come on, baby, stretch your legs wider. I'll make you happy and let you fly to heaven!"

"Bite him!"

"Woof, woof, woof!"

"Fark, I must have a Caucasian dog!" Little Hughes turned and ran, and the tiger and leopard chased after him.

His brother Hughes came up reluctantly and said, "it's really strange. Is there something wrong with my brother's IQ? In the past, the family had no money and never took him to the hospital for examination. He knew what would happen if he provoked you, but that's what he wanted to do. "

"You want to say that he has a tendency to be abused?" TIA came up from behind and joked.

Hughes nodded to Tiya, introduced himself, and then left. Before leaving, he quietly winked at Qin Shiou, showing envy, jealousy and hatred.

Qin Shiou is helpless. Why are all these men so wicked? Don't you think of anything else when you see a beautiful woman?

Tiya sat opposite Qin Shiou, looked at him pitifully and said, "it's painful, huh?"

Qin Shiou said with a smile, "OK."

He tried hard and got up his legs, but he gave up the idea after only trying. It hurts.

"When Winnie gave birth, she was much more painful than you are now. In fact, it's very good. Qin, you can experience your wife's hard work more, so that your men can cherish their wife more." TIA joked.

Qin Shiou smiled bitterly. He always thought that the girl Tiya liked him, so now after listening to this speech, he thought something was wrong.

Two young men with big cotton caps ran over. There was a big red star in the front of the hat. The cow was shining in the sun. Naturally, it was the keyboard Hou and his good brother Huang Haojia.

Seeing this pair of funny ratio partners, Qin Shiou thought he could see a joke. Dead Taoist friends don't die. He hoped that this pair of funny ratio could become a bigger joke.

As a result, the two candidates got a set of skis, went up to the highland and directly slid down quickly. They looked relaxed and comfortable. Even they didn't drive to each other on the way of skiing. Their skills were very skilled, which surprised the town residents at least.

Carson looked at them admiringly, stopped by Qin Shiou and said, "monkey and Huang's skills are really good. If they didn't come, I thought you Chinese skiing skills were like you."

Qin Shiou wanted to ask you what you meant. As a result, the boss with beard threw the brace and slipped away!

After sliding down, Hou Zixuan and Huang Haojia found Qin Shiou. They were surprised and ran over and asked, "brother, what are you doing sitting here? Isn't the ground cold? Get up quickly. It's easy to get rheumatism when you're old. "

Qin Shiou said with a dry smile, "nothing. Well, you two have good skiing skills."

Huang Haojia said proudly, "it's OK. Ha ha, there are many ski resorts over there. It snowed heavily when I was a child. I can skate on any earth slope for a while. But at that time, he was too stupid and easy to slip and pull the egg... "

His words suddenly stopped here, and then the two bastards looked at each other and scanned the crotch of Qin Shiou's open legs with treacherous eyes.

"Get out quickly, or I'll let the dog bite you, believe it or not?" Qin Shiou said with a smile.

Hou Zixuan waved his hand and said, "brother, what do you mean? Didn't you just slip and pull the egg? Can our brothers still laugh at you or what? We are so ungrateful - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Huang Haojia laughed wildly and took out his mobile phone to take pictures.

Shirley ran over with her golden braid, looked at them angrily and shouted, "what are you laughing at? Go away, or I'll shout tiger and leopard bite you! "

"Woof, woof, woof!" Two little Lala Wang obediently roared, but Qin Shiou noticed the expressions of the two little guys. His mouth was so open and his eyes narrowed. Was this an angry roar or a happy laugh?

Seeing the big Lori, Huang Haojia was defeated first. It was like acting. The smile on his face suddenly stagnated, then showed shyness and whispered, "Hi, Shirley, long time no see."

"Go away!"

Huang Haojia felt his nose bitterly and left reluctantly. He looked back as he walked slowly, while Hou Zixuan walked backwards directly.

To Qin Shiou's anger, the bastard walked backwards, smoother than he was walking!