Is this a fucking theater?
Apart from Li Chengqian and Li Tai, what do other people think of this Fengling theater? They all think it's like the brothel of pingkang square painting house that dandies often go to?
The pattern of the brothels in the Tang Dynasty is similar, but the decoration is different.
The hollow hall is richly decorated. A main corridor is about a hundred steps long, and there are small attics on both sides of the north and South patios.
With the "experienced" eyes of the dandies, you can naturally recognize that those small pavilions are the rooms of prostitutes. In the past, these dandies did not sleep with these small pavilions in pingkang square in Chang'an city.
The scene in front of them naturally made people dumbfounded. Did they go to the brothel or the theater?
"Zhiniang thief, the theater at Fenglingdu is so strange," Chumo murmured.
Li Qieyou and others are also wondering, how is this picture different from what people imagine?
When the people were wondering, they saw a semi-old Xu Niang dressed as a procuress walking in front of the people, bending her body and giving them a blessing gift. After smiling, she said, "I've seen all the noble people, and the slave is a matchmaker. You are very strange. I dare ask, but when I first came back to our Fengling theater?"
"Yes, I'm waiting for my first visit to Fenglingdu. Hongniang, what kind of theater are you? What kind of prison are you? Why don't we look like a theater, but like a painting building?"
When the matchmaker heard the speech, she covered her mouth and smiled: "you have good eyesight."
Is it really a brothel?
Li Qieyou and others couldn't help but be stunned and hurriedly asked, "didn't your water brand outside say that today's performance 'Cowherd and Weaver Girl'? What's going on?"
"Hee hee, naturally there are performances. I dare to teach you that the performance of Cowherd and weaver girl was learned from the Datang theater in Chang'an city. But the difference is that all the young ladies in the building performed on the stage. If you are interested in any role, you can naturally take it to the attic for a spring breeze, whether it's the seven fairies or others What role? Ladies and gentlemen, isn't it so happy? "
The procuress's explanation made Li forget his worries and completely speechless.
This NIMA, talent!
I don't know which genius came up with this idea
When you think about it carefully, Li forget worry must also admit that this move is really high and completely captures the psychology of men.
After watching the drama, it is easy for the audience to substitute themselves into the role. For a long time or a short time, they will be immersed in the emotion of "falling in love with" them.
In this mood, you will naturally feel that the "seven fairies" are beautiful and can't be done.
In this way, if we can go further and spend a little copper money, we can have a close relationship with the characters on the stage. Naturally, there are not a few people who want to take out a lot of copper money.
High, really high!
After listening to the explanation of the procuress sister, the dandies suddenly became interested. They are not willing to let go of such a pattern they have never seen before.
However, Wei Shuyu pulled Chumo's clothes and nuked at Li Chengqian and Li Tainu.
The dandies just reacted, Ma Dan. There are two "minors" here.
Li forgets to worry. Looking at the reaction of the dandies, and looking at Li Chengqian and Li Tai, he also feels that something is wrong.
The practice of this brothel is interesting, but it doesn't seem right to take two little children to the brothel.
If Li Er knows about it, he may have to peel off his skin if he doesn't die.
Anyway, if he has children in the future, he will be taken to the brothel if his fart is bigger. He must have a heart to kill.
"Cough, what's that, Niu Wu? There's a lot of smoke in this building. Let's take Dalang Erlang out for some air."
The name of Dalang Erlang is naturally to hide people's eyes and ears. It was agreed by everyone before.
However, Li Chengqian and little fat Li Tai shook their heads together: "we won't go. Hey hey, this building is interesting, and our brothers want to see it! Hey hey, this is comparable to the palace. Oh, no, it's the little ladies in the house who are interesting."
Li Qieyou rolled his eyes silently. Well, as expected, the folk customs of the Tang Dynasty are open. The ten year old children who are very meow understand these things about men and women.
He didn't think about it. The two fathers married their wives at the age of 12. Li Chengqian and Li Tai grew up in the palace when they were young. There were so many beautiful palace maids around them at any time. They had already tasted the things between men and women. They were not the innocent little boys he imagined.
Since Li Er doesn't care, Li forgets his worries and doesn't bother to take care of these shit things. Anyway, he has done all the sneaking things with the crown prince and the king of Yue. It's no big deal to take them to the brothel.
As the saying goes, more lice don't itch, more debt don't worry, that's the truth.
"Then find me a clean place to watch the play. If you play well, you will be rewarded." Li forgets worry and says to the bustard sister.
The procuress matchmaker was naturally a human being. She had already seen that these more than 20 people were extraordinary. She dared not neglect them. She quickly and respectfully invited them into an elegant room on the second floor and asked people to send all kinds of fruits, fruits, food, drinks and drinks.
After the transformation of this elegant room, it can be fully opened towards the side of the atrium. Below is a small stage. If you want to perform, it is on this stage.
Kung Fu is not big. Today's performance begins with the sound of gongs and drums and the sound of silk and bamboo.
After watching the meeting, Li forgot to worry and felt that it was just ordinary.
It's impossible to say what kind of performance, but one thing is very different from the Datang theater, that is, the little women performing on the stage are exposed, enchanting and unique.
Even the dandies who have seen the play many times are smiling and commenting on the little lady on the stage.
Especially in the scene of seven fairies bathing, the seven beautiful little women hiding behind the prop stone actually began to take off their clothes, which immediately attracted the sound of wolves howling in the painting building.
Obviously, there are many people watching the performance in the surrounding corridors and elegant rooms. At the moment, everyone is very excited.
Even Chumo and his dandies craned their necks one by one, with an excited face and howling.
Li Chengqian and Li Tai, the two little boys, also had an obscene smile on their faces. Their eyes did not turn and stared at the prostitutes performing on the stage below. Their faces turned red.
Li forgot his worries and was speechless. Is Datang's man so excited?
If you show them later island love action movies, can you have an exciting cerebral hemorrhage attack?
However, Li forget worry will not spoil the fun of the people. He should just join the fun and shout with the people.
When it was busy, I saw that a group of people in fresh clothes came into the building called the theater, which is actually a brothel. Before the bustard went to receive them, he laughed and said, "Hong Niang, drive out all the people to my childe. Today I want to charter a show!"