Chapter 985

Later generations, there are a number of dangerous creatures that make all straight men creepy, known as women's clothing bosses.

On Baidu Encyclopedia, the word "big man in women's clothes" is explained as follows: the popular word on the Internet is "people in women's clothes" in Japanese, that is, men in women's clothes. This word appears in the second dimension and refers to a man with high skills in dressing up as a woman.

The ten palace beauties summoned by Li forgetful worry are actually the male prostitutes he spent money to find from the "beehive" in Chang'an city.

The so-called "beehive" is another name for the Fengyue workshop where male prostitutes are located.

Male prostitutes have existed in China since ancient times. They have always been despised by the mainstream of society, but they have been banned repeatedly.

From the Tang and Song Dynasties, it was unprecedentedly prosperous due to the open customs.

After all, it was too common for ladies in the Tang Dynasty to look for faces. Even after Wu Zetian ascended the throne, a "crane control supervisor" was specially set up to collect and control beautiful men for Wu Zetian's enjoyment.

Without much effort, Li Qieyou found ten beautiful men who looked beautiful. Then let the maidservant in the house make up for him and put on gorgeous palace clothes.

After some elaborate makeup, ten women's clothing bosses of the Tang Dynasty were born!

Since ancient times in China, although there were male prostitutes, there was no big man in women's clothing. Since the Western Han Dynasty, the confusion between men and women has been regarded as an ominous omen.

Until the Ming Dynasty, the historical material guokuan solemnly introduced a miracle, "in December Xinsi of the second year of Longqing, Li Liangyu, a jingle man in Taiyuan, became a woman."

Naturally, men will not become women for no reason. After all, Li Liangyu is not an early girl. He will become a girl when he meets cold water.

The only explanation can only be that a women's clothing boss made a gorgeous debut.

This kind of thing has been recorded in historical books such as Guoyan and Ming history.

In Chinese history, the most incredible big man in women's clothing was a dissolute son named sang Chong during the Chenghua period of the Ming Dynasty.

He disguised himself as a woman and cheated and raped women in 45 prefectures and counties such as Datong and Taiyuan. Until he was accidentally broken by someone and sent to the official to be executed late, a total of 182 good family women were harmed... It's incredible!

Yesterday, in order to make things difficult for Li to forget his worries, the dandies asked him to find a beauty that people had never seen before. He turned his head and thought of the big man in women's clothes.

Anyway, the dandies said "beauty", but they didn't say it was a woman.

The dandies wanted to make fun of him, so Li forgot to worry, so he held out this bad move and planned to disgust these bastards.

The reason why he came up with such a bad move to tease the dandies is actually because Li forgot to worry. At the beginning, because of the big men in women's clothes, his "young heart" was greatly hit.

In later generations, when Li forgot to worry and went to a nightclub to drink and dance with his friends, he occasionally met a beautiful woman with long hair and temperament, which made him heart pounding.

So he summoned up the courage to chat up. As a result, as soon as the "beauty" spoke, Li forgot to worry and almost fell off the stool.

A beautiful face is extremely beautiful, but the opening is a hoarse, rough and crazy male voice. This extreme contrast is unbearable for a man.

Li forgot to worry and fled from the nightclub. Since then, there has been a psychological shadow for the women's clothing boss

Therefore, when the dandies wanted to embarrass him, he thought of a way to fight back for the first time.

At the moment, on the terrace, after hearing the "Little Women" in their arms speak, the dandies were hit as hard as Li forgetful worry was stimulated in the nightclub.

"Go back to your father-in-law, the slave cries..." before Chumo introduces himself, Chumo throws Chumo away like an electric shock.

All the dandies were severely beaten by the rough and crazy male voice, all of them were numb and frightened.

"Zi... Zi you, she, why do they talk like this? Like a male voice?" Fang Yiai's tongue was knotted and couldn't speak clearly for a long time.

Li forgot to worry and smiled: "what's this, dear brother? They are men. Of course, they speak in a male voice. What's strange?"

"Man... Man?" the dandies were petrified

Li forgot to worry and nodded affirmatively: "naturally, it's a man. Hey, hey, you guys asked me to find a beauty, not a little lady. Why, aren't these beauties I found?"

Just now, holding the light Chai Lingwu of the women's clothing boss, he suddenly gave out a retch, turned his head and vomited wildly with a spittoon.

The others, no better than Chai Lingwu Qiang, turned blue and looked disgusting after eating flies.

Li forgets to worry about these dandies and knows that they are all "straight men of steel". They are absolutely not interested in men plus men.

It was out of this understanding that he deliberately tricked the dandies like this.

Including letting the dandies eat roasted kidney before, they were all waiting to laugh at everyone.

Li Qieyou was very satisfied with the response of the dandies, and asked with a smile: "brothers, I don't know if you are satisfied with these beauties prepared by my younger brother for you? But you have never seen them before?"

The dandies looked at each other. They had already vomited clean firewood for the beer and barbecue in the evening. Lingwu raised his head, stretched out his hand to wipe the stains on the corners of his mouth, and looked up angrily at Li forgetful.

"Beat him!" Chai Lingwu screamed and rushed straight towards Li forgetful.

Chumofang loves them. Without hesitation, chumofang rolls up his sleeves and follows Chai Lingwu.

Seeing that the situation was bad, Li Qieyou turned and wanted to run, but where could he run away? He was directly caught by Fang Yiai and immediately pressed under him by a group of dandies.

Including the lame Niu Zhengping, all the ten dandies put pressure on Li forgetful's body in a way of overlapping, and let him see what is the real "man plus man".

The three brothers of the Cheng family, together with the twins of Fang Yiai and Yuchi, are all burly men.

Under the pressure of the dandies, Li forgot to worry and almost spit out the next night's meal.

"I'm wrong! I'm wrong! I'm really wrong. Brothers, spare your life! Hero, spare your life!" Li forgetful struggled from under the crowd and made a faint cry for mercy.

Niu Wu and some of the Li family's episodes, as well as the maidservants, did not come forward to help, so they laughed and watched the excitement.

After ravaging Li for a long time, the dandies got up laughing and pulled Li up.

Looking at Li forgetful, his hair has become as messy as a chicken nest, his clothes are untidy and filthy.

Li forgot to worry and glared angrily at Niu Wu, who was watching the excitement with his hands off. Naturally, he blamed him for not saving himself.

Niu Wu turned his head very simply. He just didn't see his husband's sad eyes.

According to the rules of the Jianghu, the whole person will always be the whole person! Blame no one else!

After Li forgot to worry about sending those women's clothing bosses away, he again called Leji in the house to play music and dance for fun. After waving away the psychological shadow of dandies brought by women's clothing bosses, the terrace became lively again.

Today's party is also Li's "farewell bachelor party".

Although there is no custom of saying goodbye to bachelor parties in Datang, it is a "fine tradition" of China to pour the bridegroom down with wine.

What's more, the dandies are not lightly stimulated by Li forgetful worry today, and they won't easily spare him.

A cup of wine and water was forced down by the dandies holding Li forgetful's nose. With every effort, Li forgot to worry and got drunk like mud and slid directly down the table.

Chumo and others laughed and let him go. They asked Li's maid to help him back to bed.

Li forgot his worries and was vaguely helped to the bed by Aphra and Perrin, and fell asleep.

Tomorrow, he will marry a beautiful boss.

After living for two generations, Li forgets worry and finally wants to get married and have children

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