"Goo Goo!"
they hurt.
Great pain.
Midnight.
Zhang Feng's stomach rolled up in bursts.
Let him curl up like a shrimp.
Damn it, it may be their pig hooves cooked in raw water. This shit
Zhang Feng pulled five times a night.
At this time, he just felt as uncomfortable as collapse.
Finally, after a sharp contraction of his lower abdomen, Zhang Feng suddenly got up and rushed out of the door.
Before they came to the thatched cottage, they solved it directly on the spot.
Yes, yes, I can't hold it.
After squatting for almost a quarter of an hour, Zhang Feng only felt that his intestines were about to be pulled out. Then he habitually touched his waist, which suddenly sounded. This is Datang, and he ran out of straw paper.
"Chen Tieniu!"
"Big cake, big fool!"
Zhang Feng had to call people, but the three goods didn't call out. Instead, Lao he hurried over and almost kicked Zhang Feng's head.
Lao he looked at Zhang Feng in surprise and asked, "Fengzi, what's the matter with you?"
"I have diarrhea, Lao he. You came just in time. Do you have any paper?"
"Paper? No! What do you want paper for?"
Zhang Feng was speechless.
"Wipe your ass!"
Lao he was stunned.
"Together, you usually wipe it with straw paper?"
Zhang Feng was also confused.
"What else? Don't say it first. Get me some paper quickly!"
Lao he sighed, whispered a black sheep, then groped on a nearby tree, handed Zhang Feng a thick stack of leaves and said, "there is no paper. That thing is expensive. If you don't dislike it, make do with the leaves."
“……”
Finally, Zhang Feng had no choice but to make do with it casually. With the help of Lao he, he entered the cabin. The sound of the two finally alerted several people in changsun Chong.
Several people went out and saw that Zhang Feng's face was as pale as wax and was frightened.
"Feng Zi, what's the matter with you?"
"Diarrhea."
After learning that Zhang Feng had diarrhea, they rubbed their bleary eyes and left.
Lao he's daughter-in-law heard Zhang Feng's voice in Lao he. When she came, she also heard Zhang Feng's voice. At this time, she had brought a large bowl of ginger soup, but there was a layer of dark things floating on the ginger soup. A closer look, it was charcoal powder.
"Come to Fengzi and drink him. I'll feel better at night. I'll go to find doctor sun to show you early tomorrow morning."
While talking, old he daughter-in-law took out a bag of white powder wrapped in old spring festival couplet paper from her sleeve. Zhang Feng saw that this was even the lime powder burned by his kiln. In his frightened eyes, old he daughter-in-law found a little lime powder in the bowl, and then the bowl was boiling.
She took the bowl of water and handed it to Zhang Feng. It seemed that she had to feed him,.
Zhang Feng hurriedly blocked the way: "no, no, please bother your sister-in-law to bring me a bowl of salt water and a piece of charcoal. This..."
Lao he smelled the speech and said, "Feng Zi, these are all common things. If you go down in a bowl, you can have a good sleep and drink."
While talking, Lao he took the bowl and handed it to Zhang Feng.
Zhang Feng can't help it.
It seems that if you don't drink it, you won't feel better tonight.
At this time, Li Chengqian put on his clothes, walked out of the door, looked at Jiang Tang and said, "drink it. This thing is a good medicine. If you don't drink that, I have some good things here. Do you want to try?"
While talking, Li Chengqian took a small porcelain vase out of his arms and threw it in his hand.
Zhang Feng's eyes lit up.
But Lao he's next words, let him still absolutely drink this bowl of poisonous soup.
No matter what else, although these things are mixed together, it is shocking, but the effect is still very good. At least Zhang Feng's noisy stomach is warm and no longer so uncomfortable.
Seeing that Zhang Feng was fine, Lao he pulled Li Chengqian out of the door: "childe Li, you know that Fengzi just asked for straw paper. I can't afford it. So please buy some for Fengzi tomorrow."
Li Chengqian asked in surprise, "why does he want straw paper for diarrhea in the middle of the night?"
"Wipe your ass."
Lao he didn't know that this thing was common to them in the upper class, so he naturally said it, but Li Chengqian couldn't help but stare at it.
"What are you talking about? Feng Zi wants papyrus to wipe his ass?"
Lao he is also confused.
"Don't Mr. Li know?"
What does Li Chengqian know?
Even his father, the emperor only sent coarse cloth. Good guy, did the boy use straw paper?
Straw paper is not cheap in Datang. A kilogram of straw paper needs at least about 100 Wen. Where can ordinary people afford it?
Moreover, this thing is thick and bulky. Only the medicine shop can use it a little, and red and white things. It is also a luxury to use a little window flowers and couplets during the new year's festival.
Good guy, this boy wiped his ass with straw paper?
Your ass is very expensive!