Chapter 6 - 6 - What the f.u.c.k is going on?!

"Oh fudge"

"Harry!"

"Sorry mom, I thought I said it inside my head"

"I'm sorry about that, but it's a surprise. Would you like to drink some thing?"

"Yes, thank you, water would be lovely" The man who should be dead said while getting to the couch.

After mom brought water for mr. potter, and sat down there was a silent so awkward that even I could feel it. So, it wasn't surprising when I couldn't deal with it anymore and asked: "Who are you?"

"I already said it, I'm your dad"

"No, this is my dad," I said while pointing at dad (Dan) who smiled proudly. "Who exactly are you?"

"I am your father" he said while raising his voice, "I am the one who i.m.p.r.e.g.n.a.t.ed your mother, I am the one who changed your dippers and I am the one who..." "abandoned me" I interrupted his monologue. "You're the one who left me at those disgusting people," I could see his head becoming smaller yet at the same time redder

"You're the one who left me so why are you here? What do you want?"

Maybe I shouldn't have been angry, after all I'm not the original Harry, but this is the only life I know, and the one constant thing I was sure of sense my rebirth is canon, but if James Potter is alive I should throw canon out the window cause I'm not there.

"just let me explain," he finished his water with one swallow "first of all, have you ever noticed something strange happening around you?" "You mean except of someone I thought dead knocking on my door?" By using my second mind I created a sarcastic response and then looking guilty towards my parents, "Yes" "what?" "When?" my parents asked "About a few months ago" I said while using the memories I planted in my second mind to act like it's the truth

"What weird thing" dad asked

"I can make my hand glow whenever I want it, at the beginning it happened by mistake a few times but after that..." I made my hand glow.

"Why didn't you tell us" "I was going to, but I didn't know how and if you would think I'm a freak..." my voice became small while the mom put her hand on my head and said "you're not a freak, you're special. You are a wizard, Harry." For the first time sense seeing James I was shocked. 'How can mom know about magic' "my great aunt is a witch, Harry." She smiled at me "and now my son also is one"

After a few minutes where mom and dad explained about the little they knew about the wizarding world, about Hogwarts and how at 18 they were planning to tell me, an awkward cough interrupted our conversation.

"Can I continue? So yes you are a wizard and I came here today to take you back to the wizarding world, back home, to your family" he finished the sentence with a smile, like it explains why did they abandoned me, changing quickly to my second mind again, I sarcastically said "Oh, why'd not say so? Let me just pack my things and lets go" a frown grew on his head, "can we maybe go shopping for your school equipment and talk about it?" "Lets do it Harry, since I married Jenny and heard about magic, I wanted to go see the wizarding world" even though I wanted nothing more than kick the man in the balls and shove him out, what came outside my mouth was "sigh, sure we can first buy things and then talk"

"So just hold my hand please, it's going to be a little uncomfortable but it will be over in a second"

After holding his hand with worry and praying to god that he wouldn't splinch any of us, we Apparited to a place with a sign which said 'Diagon Ally's designated Apparition spot, please move to the side so you wouldn't make anyone splinch'

As my parents asked what splinching is, we moved into the ally's main street and it was incredible... just kidding, maybe magic is incredible, but Diagon ally wasn't.

It looked like an old street that nobody bothered to clean with stores from 100 years ago, there were only one place that looked like it's filled with wonder - Gringotts.

It was all white with no spot of dirt on it with the name of the bank in purplish royal gold and if you looked at the doors you could see the corny song which made the first and seven books move along.

'Enter, stranger, but take heed

Of what awaits the sin of greed

For those who take, but do not earn,

Must pay most dearly in their turn.

So if you seek beneath our floors

A treasure that was never yours,

Thief, you have been warned, beware

Of finding more than treasure there.'

After we came in it took 15 minutes for a goblin to come take us to the vaults, while James kept talking, I didn't really listened till he said the thing that made my blood boil and want to scream "...you would have 100 gallons a year till your seventeen which should be enough for your schooling as one gallon is about... god do you call it... ah 50 pounds, but that's all because the rest is for your twin older brother, Hair apparent to the potter lordship- Marcus Potter"

That's the moment I realized canon was doomed because I'm in a WBWL story