89 To Be or Not to Be Ronald Weasley

Well I am an avid reader and one day when walking out the house I met the Legendary Truck-kun. It was an honorable, yet painful experience. As I was on my way to my own personal isekai experience this random dude came out of nowhere and put my soul back into my body and healed it. Then told me to live a long, healthy life. Can you believe that? That person ruined my future. I figured that person must have been some kind of low level god. I mean why else would he pull a d*ck move like that, can't be happy for me. The nerve.

That was 5 years ago. But I am thankful now. The experience made me aware of how inexperienced I was, so to improve myself before I met Truck-kun once more I did training. Since I knew Truck-kun would be out for revenge for me escaping my fate. My training consisted of studying all the powers one could ask for, the systems that could be designed, and most importantly: The Divine Art of Harem Conquering. What don't look at me like that, it is a time honor, diving art. You know how hard it is for an average guy to pick up girls. Well I do, so I studied pick up moves, catch phrases, and legendary pick up lines. Also to improve on this Art I studied the personality of the main heroines of all the stories I read to know their likes and dislikes and how to make their hearts go Doki Doki with just a smile. It was a lot of work.

Once I felt I had mastered the skills I needed, I took some time off to practice on the only place I knew I could hone my skills: A cruise ship. Stop looking at me like that. But you know the strangest thing happened.

As I was boarding the ship and thanking the Divine Truck-kun, I heard the beep beep of a truck. I then looked up and saw a truck falling from nowhere and crushed me. Truck-kun is really efficient.

When I came to, I was in this hall with shelves of glowing orbs, it kind of reminded me of the Hall of Prophecy in that one Harry Potter movie only alot more impressive and alot more illusion-ny looking, like it wasn't really there. Almost like an in between thing.

Suddenly there was a glowing light and a man with glowing wings of light appeared with a truck head. It was the Divine Truck-sama. I was so happy I started crying.

He told me what the other god did was a tragedy and they were being punished. Good hateful god. Truck-sama told me I was going to go to a special world. They didn't know where I would go or who I would be. I was ok with that as long as it was someone young. I had no rule to follow and I could do anything I wanted. Conquer the world or bed the women as I pleased. I started crying again. The only downside was there was no starter package.

When the time came, a portal opened up and someone came through. Truck-sama pulled out a glowing orb from the someone and tossed it to the side and it vanished. He then put me inside, grabbed my shoulder and we jumped into the opening.

Now when I came through and landed on hard ground, Truck-sama was gone. I silently thanked him and turned to see the portal go away with a pop.

"Interesting" I said. Then I heard it and felt it.

"RONALD WEASLEY!!" and felt my ear getting pulled.

"We have been looking for you for half an hour it is time for dinner. You wait until we get back to the hotel."

"Thank you!!" I yelled to the sky. I understood I was now Ronald Weasley, youngest son of the Ancient House of Weasley, future husband of Emma Wat, cough, Hermione Granger. I could also see that I was in Egypt, it must have been the end of summer. I think my luck skills must have gone through the roof, since this is the time period that researchers found that Hermione Granger fell for Ron. I must stick to canon for this next year to get things to play in my favor or at least to figure out if I am in Canon or AU Harry Potter. But I can still put the moves on the innocent Hermione and nothing will stand in my way. Cue mental evil laugh.

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Poor guy is delusional. He clearly needs help.