Chapter 273 - Princess Maria!

After finishing everything that was waiting for him to watch, Kawamoto Ren stretches his arms and mumbles, "I think that I am hungry."

He glances at the clock on the wall. 12:46 AM. A perfect time to eat ramen with Sake*? Yes! With a wide grin on his face, he walks to the kitchen. After ten minutes, he returns to his living room with a bowl of ramen and a bottle of Sake. 

"Satisfying." He nods to himself after taking a sip. Rie is back. He can watch anime without any guilt now. But he doesn't like his current job. Being a consultant in a cybersecurity software company isn't working out for him. It's kind of boring. Maybe he should accept Kamiyama Kiyohira's offer. Rie is going to take charge of the gaming company. She called it a dowry that Kiyohira gave her. Since she's already been to prison, she's not afraid of showing her talents to the world anymore. 

Currently, the gaming company under Kamiyama Group makes crappy games that both he and Rie abhor with guts. Making new games would be fun. She had asked him to join the fun and he's going to say yes. 

Who wouldn't want a job where they are passionate about? 

"I am going to quit now." Ren types an email on his phone. "Goal of my life is to have fun with my best friend."

He has anime waifus. Sho is already like his son. He doesn't need anything else in life. Ren sends the email and lets out a loud laugh. "I am free!"

His mood changes when he sees the scene on the laptop's screen. The anime movie is ending. Though he has seen this movie like fifty times already, he still lets out a sob when the guy dies at the scene. "I hate the writer of this anime. I hate that kid. Where did you come from, Bastard? Because of you… No, it's not your fault. Why did you kill him, writer? That was true love. I don't understand why I'm watching this again… My life is so sad."

He grabs the bottle and gulps down the wine. He puts down the bottle and looks at the screen again. The female lead seems to have resumed living her normal life. But one can see that her smile doesn't meet her eyes. Ren grabs a pillow tightly. His heart clenched seeing the sorrow in those eyes. The ending theme starts. He sniffles, not getting over the male lead's death yet. Why did he watch this movie? He should have just chopped onions if he wanted to cry so much. 

"I should stop doing things that make me sad." He murmurs to himself as he reaches for his laptop. He clicks on the next movie. It's another anime that ends in tragedy. He doesn't know why he does this. He yells at the screen, "Why are you not confessing already? Don't be an idiot… I don't understand --  Why are you avoiding him now?-- When both of you love each other, what the hell is your problem? I want to kill someone right now."

Ting Tong! 

He frowns. Who is here now? Is it the security guard? "Is it the producer of that anime? If it's him, I am going to ask him why he has to produce an anime movie that wrings my heart and makes me cry like this."

Grumbling, he staggers toward the door. He's going to kill that producer. Maybe he should go to that anime movie company. Where is Kamiyama Kiyohira? What's the point of having powerful friends if they can't help him deal with bad people who make sad anime movies? There should be happy endings in all the anime. 

When Kawamoto Ren opens the door, he scowls at the person in front of him. Her hair is a mess. She's in a pink T-shirt. He points at the anime character on the t-shirt. "That's my princess..."

"You!" Yamashina Chiyo pushes him into the apartment. "Who are you?"

He falls on his b.u.t.t and flinches in pain. Who is he? He raises his head. The woman looks familiar. "Who are you?"

"I am…" She slaps her c.h.e.s.t, swaying her body a little. "I am a woman who wants to have s.e.x.u.a.l i.n.t.e.r.c.o.u.r.s.e with you."

"Are you my waifu?" Ren blinks his eyes. Did one of his waifus become real? He's sure that it happened in some anime. He widens his eyes and gestures at the anime character on her t-shirt. He knows her now. "You are Princess Maria!"

"Princess?" Yamashina Chiyo squints her eyes. Nobody has ever called her a princess before. Everyone called her a corpse queen. She bends down on her knees and crawls close to him. "Do you really think that I am a princess, Kawamoto Ren?"

"Princess Maria!" Ren places his palms on her c.h.e.s.t. "But your b.o.o.b.s were bigger before."

"I lost weight recently," She mutters, lowering her eyes. The sad background music of the anime fills the room. 

Maybe she should work less and take care of her b.o.o.b.s. 

"Princess Maria, do not be sad." Ren's eyes become bright. "I am going to make them bigger like they used to be."

"How are you going to do that?" She asks him with a straight face. She might be drunk, but curiosity runs deep in her brain. 

"Like this." He squeezes her small round buns. "I heard that they become big if they are massaged a lot."

"Is that so?" Her face flushes red. His palms are scalding hot to her skin. The sensation feels rather good. She blinks her eyes slowly. "Massage them then."

"You will catch a cold here." Ren grasps her wrist and drags her along with him. His dream has come true. His waifu has become real. He will tell it to Rie tomorrow. She's going to be jealous for sure. "Let's go to my bedroom. I will give you a thorough massage, your royal highness."