As soon as the words came out.
Zhu Wenhua was instantly stunned.
Is this Shen Lang a lunatic? How dare you say that to his father?
Even if Earl Xuanwu came in person, he would not dare to treat his father Zhu Lanting so slowly.
Do you still need the dignity of a noble?
And Viscount Zhu Lanting was also a little surprised.
How did you meet someone who didn't play cards like this?
Do you know that if you don't give face like this, you will have a deadly vengeance?
Between nobles, even if there is a bloody feud, they meet and smile.
As for stabbing a knife in the back, or stabbing the other's wife, that's another story.
Therefore, Viscount Zhu Lanting's face was a little ugly.
Shen Lang was still lying on the reclining chair and said, "Viscount Zhu Lanting, I am very straight, and I can't play with curved things. Maybe you are better at it."
Alas, it's a pity that no one in this world understands this stalk.
"I will never stab someone in the back." Shen Lang continued: "Because, I always stabbed in the face."
Viscount Zhu Lanting twitched for a while.
Zhu Wenhua was instantly angry, and said coldly: "Shen Lang, do you know who you are talking to? Stand up for me, don't embarrass Earl Xuanwu."
Shen Lang regarded him as air, and said to Zhu Lanting: "So I won't be around the corner, just open the conditions."
Viscount Zhu Lanting said: "You say."
Shen Lang said: "First, your son has provoked me. As a father, it's your fault that you didn't teach your adopted son, so you slapped him twice in front of everyone and made him bleed."
As soon as these words came out, Zhu Wenhua was about to explode, and he could hardly bear to draw his sword.
Shen Lang said: "Second, what kind of bullshit is the "Dream of the Mandarin Duck" written by Zhu Wenhua, it is naive, it will only deceive some ignorant girls for pocket money, you ask him to find all the remaining books that have not been sold. , piled here, and burned it in front of everyone. Doesn't he like to burn books? Just let him burn it."
"I am a very magnanimous person, just these two conditions." After Shen Lang finished speaking, he went back to the reclining chair.
"Hahaha..." Zhu Wenhua said, "Shen Lang, are you crazy? To put forward such absurd and ignorant conditions, daydream."
Viscount Zhu Lanting said lightly, "Why?"
yes?
Why?
Everyone knows that it is impossible for you, Shen Lang, to frame the charge of rebellion against the New Deal on the Lanshan Viscount Mansion.
Shen Lang said: "First, you handed over your fief and military power, and you plan to pursue an official career in the future. Your eldest son will be a military officer, and your second son, Zhu Wenhua, will follow the imperial examination route to become a civil official, and you also want to marry Zhang Chong, right?"
Viscount Zhu Lanting did not answer.
But it is.
If you lose fiefs and military power, you can't just sit back and relax, and the century-old family can't just disappear.
Therefore, Viscount Zhu Lanting immediately stood on the side of the monarch and used all his strength to push the two sons out.
Although Zhu Wenhua is still madly pursuing Zhang Chong's daughter, in fact, in the hearts of both parents, the marriage is basically a foregone conclusion.
Viscount Zhu Lanting said: "Shen Lang, I have read your book. You slandered Zhu Wenhua and vilified him. But if you want to destroy the marriage between Zhu and Zhang Chong, you think too much."
Shen Lang said with a smile: "Of course I know what kind of person Zhang Chong is. He is very pragmatic. He only has interests in his eyes and doesn't care about false names."
"But..." Shen Lang said faintly: "Your eldest son Zhu Wentai wants to marry the Pingxi General's Mansion, and this Pingxi General Zheng Tuo is the most cherished of fame. If it is in my next book, The person who is vilified is no longer Zhu Wenhua, but your eldest son Zhu Wentai?"
As soon as these words came out, Viscount Zhu Lanting's expression changed instantly.
Shen Lang continued: "If you were included in the third volume of "Golden / Bottle / Plum's Wind and Moon Boundless", and the plot of the ashes was added, what would you say? At that time, others will not care what the truth is. People in the whole country of Yue will go crazy about your family's scandalous secrets. Will General Pingxi still marry his daughter to your eldest son?"
"Everyone's mouth is full of gold, and people's words are terrifying."
"At that time, everyone will think that the daughter of the prefect of Zhang Chong is married, not to Zhu Wenhua alone, but to your father and son. The daughter of General Pingxi is not married to Zhu Wentai alone, but also to your father and son three. People." Shen Lang said lightly: "Such an exciting plot will definitely be very popular, what do you think?"
Viscount Zhu Lanting's body kept shaking.
He really never thought that people could be so shameless.
This little white face actually blackmailed and threatened him publicly.
And the city lord Li Fang on the side was also stunned.
He had already overestimated Shen Lang's combat power, but... he didn't expect this little white face to be so bottomless.
Shen Lang said quietly: "Lord Viscount, you don't know how popular my book "Gold/Bottle/Plum: The Wind and Moon Boundless" is so popular. Today, more than 3,000 copies were sold in Lanshan City alone. It will be popular in the future. To what extent? Completely unimaginable."
"How many copies of this book will you buy? How popular is it in the Vietnam National Assembly? It's not necessarily a matter of going abroad to win glory for the country."
"If I included all three of your family, father and son, wouldn't your family be a big hit?"
"Your Lanshan Viscount Mansion, maybe there is still a chance to stink for thousands of years? Haha!"
Zhu Wenhua couldn't bear it any longer, and hissed: "Shen Lang, do you think you can do this? I can also write your family, the House of Earl Xuanwu into the book, and make it extremely ugly."
"Whatever, write whatever you want!" Shen Lang spread his hands and said, "I don't care, write me whatever you want."
Then Shen Lang said quietly: "I don't take the imperial examinations, and I don't want to be an official. I'm just a little white face who eats soft rice. What face and reputation do I need. I rely on my face to eat, but I don't rely on face to eat. , please understand the difference here."
As soon as these words came out, everyone present gritted their teeth.
Your shamelessness is boundless.
Shen Lang said: "But your Lanshan Viscount Mansion is different. You handed over your fiefs and military power, and you have nothing to stand by. You are going to take the road of military generals and civil officials, and you have to marry people. You must cherish your reputation very much."
"Zhu Wenhua did burn the monarch's "New Deal Edict" today. The local officials will definitely not ask for this to be boring and lift the cover. They will just pretend not to see it. But what if I pursue it? If we sue the governor's office , report it to the monarch, you said that even if the monarch pretends to act, he should be punished a little."
"And what is the monarch's slight punishment? Maybe it will break Zhu Wenhua's road to the imperial examination."
Shen Lang's heart-punching words erupted one after another.
Viscount Zhu Lanting's face twitched, and he said coldly, "Shen Lang, do you really want to be so immortal? You know that this will lead to a death hatred."
"Yeah! I just want to form a deadly vengeance with you? What can you do to me?" Shen Lang said lightly: "Don't you dare to beat me here? Can't you kill me?"
I am the eighteenth generation of your ancestors.
Shen Lang said sternly: "Zhu Lanting, since the moment you betrayed the old noble camp, we have already torn apart our faces, so there is no need to be shy. Besides, when Zhu Wenhua offended me, did you ever think that you would have revenge with me? "
Viscount Zhu Lanting's right hand trembled slightly.
Because he had a strong urge, he directly pulled out the knife and killed Shen Lang.
However, he knew it could only be impulsive.
If he really killed Shen Lang, the consequences... completely unimaginable.
The only result is to pay for their lives, otherwise the thousands of soldiers and horses of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion can directly kill them.
Are you going to let this bastard blackmail?
Shen Lang got up from the reclining chair and walked towards the guards of the Earl's Mansion, saying: "It doesn't matter if you don't agree, I'll go back to rush the manuscript. Jin Mucong is really fast, and he can finish the second volume in five days. In no more than 20 days, Viscount Zhu Lanting, your father and son, will spread the fire all over the Tiannan Province, and eventually they will become famous in the whole country of Yue."
"By that time, what nickname will others give you?"
"Viscount Picking Ash?"
"Viscount Mansion of Luanbei Mountain?"
Shen Lang walked to the guard and said, "Go, go home and code!"
"While coding, I am writing a petition, and I am going to the capital to sue you."
Then, Shen Lang really left.
It is a big taboo to keep breaking, and Viscount Zhu Lanting's face is as cold as frost.
Shen Lang, wait for me, you little beast, don't let me find a chance.
Otherwise, I will definitely rip you off and smash your bones into ashes.
"Wait." Viscount Zhu Lanting said, "I agreed."
Shen Lang turned around and said, "Since I agreed, let's do it!"
Zhu Wenhua trembled: "Father?"
Zhu Lanting looked at his son with anger in his eyes.
Who are you who don't provoke you to provoke the little poisonous snake Shen Lang?
If it wasn't for you, why would I have the shame of the Zhu family?
Viscount Zhu Lanting raised his hand and slammed towards his son Zhu Wenhua's handsome face.
"Crack, snap, snap, snap..."
Bow left and right, slapped one after another.
oops!
This Zhu Lanting Viscount is really sincere.
I clearly asked him to slap him twice, but now he has more than ten slaps.
He directly drew Zhu Wenhua's handsome face into a pig's head.
Bloody face!
That's horrible!
Too bad!
awful!
!
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Note: I'm running out of words to ask for tickets, I'll give you a fuck, I'll ask for tickets!