Chapter 92

Night falls.

A team of cavalry escorted Shen Lang and Jin Mulan's carriage, galloping with a special rhythm.

Soon we will arrive at the old house of Zhang Jin's family.

"Miss, don't be nervous for a while." Shen Lang said.

Mulan said: "Okay."

Shen Langdao: "I know I'm handsome, which will cause you a lot of pressure, but don't worry, you are worthy of me purely from the looks The posture of a beauty came out."

Mulan turned her face away immediately.

"You must always remember that you are the first beauty in Xuanwu City, the first beauty in Nujiang County, and the first beauty in Tiannan Province." Shen Lang said heavily.

Mulan said: "Yes, don't worry, husband, I will definitely support you and not let you lose face."

"That's right." Shen Lang said: "I must make all the men present vomit blood with jealousy. I have such a beautiful and noble wife by my side, with such a hot body and high martial arts skills, even though I haven't slept yet, But no one else knows."

Mulan couldn't bear it anymore, and put her jade hand on Shen Lang's waist. He doesn't beat his husband, but that doesn't mean he can't pinch.

Shen Lang didn't dare to move his body, but he could straighten his waist, take a breath, and immediately let his waist be two centimeters away from the jade girl's claws.

"As for me, please rest assured, my lady, I will definitely crush all the men present, and make all the women jealous of you so that your eyeballs burst open." Shen Lang patted his chest and said.

Mulan ignored him.

What she disliked the most in her life was comparisons, and she never needed comparisons.

But there is no way to marry such a man who loves to compare.

So vain.

On Shen Lang's side, he entered the sigh of life.

"Oh, life is a process of comparison. When you are in the cockroach, you must be stronger and swim faster than other insects, so that you have the chance to become a human, otherwise you will always be just a tadpole."

"When you are born, you will be smarter and more beautiful than other children."

"When I grow up, I will be more handsome and better than others."

"When you become an adult, you will earn more money than your husband, who will be more beautiful and hotter than your wife, and whose children will be smarter than you."

"When you get old, you will be more prosperous and filial than anyone's children."

"People's life is a comparison, and their children and grandchildren are endless."

"If people don't have a sense of superiority, they can't live, so people like to stay with people who are worse than themselves."

At this moment, Mulan turned her head to look at Shen Lang.

This is how his husband is, insightful and elegant.

She couldn't help but said softly, "Husband, you don't have to see everything too clearly, it's happier to be confused."

Shen Lang turned his head and said, "I'm very happy! Because I have never lost in comparisons with others, I will always win, no matter what, I will win, hahahaha!"

Mulan turned her head away, completely ignoring him.

Outside Jin Hui couldn't help it and said, "Uncle, did you also win the martial arts competition?"

"Win, of course." Shen Lang said: "My lady is so powerful, we are one husband and wife, and the lady's martial arts are my martial arts."

Suddenly, Jin Hui, who was driving the carriage outside, felt a little breathless.

Because the air seems to be filled with boundless fuss, and one breath will burn the lungs.

However, Mulan and Jin Hui were full of confidence at this time.

With such an uncle, in this fierce battle tonight, maybe he can really crush the audience.

At this moment, Shen Lang was really full of fighting desire.

But he didn't feel nervous about going into the tiger's den alone, instead he was full of expectations.

There is a feeling of a shark swimming into a lake and about to kill.

"Three minutes to enter the battlefield."

"Two minutes."

"One minute!"

Shen Lang's carriage stopped.

We arrived at the old Zhang family house where the wedding banquet was held.

The battlefield has arrived!

...

Shen Lang was almost the last one to come.

Almost!

Because there are two people who are more aggressive than him, and they will not arrive until the finale.

But at this time, there were already a cloud of guests in the courtyard.

Nujiang County, Yangwu County and all the powerful family members around them were almost wiped out.

City Lord Liu Wuyan can only be left in the crowd.

"Miss Jin Mulan of the Earl of Xuanwu, my uncle Shen Lang is here!"

As soon as the carriage arrived at the gate, someone shouted immediately.

Shen Lang was instantly alert.

There is conspiracy here.

Because the person who called the name actually added his Shen Lang's name into it, which was extremely abnormal.

According to reason, both Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian are extremely hostile to Shen Lang, and they will definitely trample on his dignity, so when the name is called, either only the name of Jin Mulan is called, and even if Shen Lang is added, it will definitely emphasize the son-in-law.

However, they didn't do this, and if there is something to elevate Shen Lang's identity, there must be a conspiracy.

I have to say that Shen Lang's heart is as delicate and sharp as hair.

Just when he and Jin Mulan were called out, all the chats and conversations in the yard were over.

Everyone's eyes were directed towards Shen Lang and the two of them.

Of course not because he is handsome, but because he is too famous.

And the guests who attended the engagement banquet knew in their hearts that this was the prelude to the siege of Count Xuanwu's mansion.

Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and stepped out of the carriage, enjoying the feeling of being watched.

And right now!

A large wave of enemies is coming quickly!

...

A turbulent woman rushed over directly and stopped in front of Shen Lang.

This woman is very vulgar and vulgar, very cheap and enchanting.

From her dress and behavior, people can clearly identify her identity.

Prostitute, over thirty years old.

And it's still the kind of very low-level, and the price of a night package is no more than half a silver coin at most.

"Lang Jun, the slave family has finally found you." The prostitute looked at Shen Lang in surprise and said loudly: "In Lanshan City a few days ago, you and the slave family were in love and lingering, and the slave family will never forget it for a lifetime. "

The message of this sentence is that Shen Lang is a prostitute in Lanshan City, and he is still such a lowly thing.

Shen Lang stood there and watched her performance.

The prostitute said: "Shen Lang, you also said that I was much better than your lady in bed, and that she was like a dead fish and wood without the slightest reaction, but I made you want to die. You also said that you and your lady have different dreams, she Maybe there is another man in my heart who put a green hat on you."

Shen Lang's eyes shrank, and there was a little anger in Mulan's beautiful eyes.

The prostitute said: "Shen Lang, you promised me that you would take me to Xuanwu City and raise me as an outer room. You also gave me a personal token."

After all, the prostitute held up a longevity lock with a wavy character printed on it.

That's right, this is really the longevity lock that Shen Lang wore since he was a child, and his father made it for him.

After that, the longevity lock should have fallen to the Xu family.

"Shen Lang, I waited for so many days, why didn't you come to pick me up?" the prostitute complained.

Shen Lang frowned.

"Shen Lang, you are really a heartless man." The prostitute was about to cry: "You really shouldn't have tormented me with Jin Mucong that day, so that I couldn't get up for three days."

This is rather disgusting.

Everyone present, even if they were performing, had to perform a feeling of disgust and disgust.

"Shen Lang, although you are so handsome and extraordinary, but... you have to pay for the night's night, and the prostitute will pay for it after all. You not only ate a bowl of noodles from me that night, but also raped me seven times. , the next day I see Tiankui, you don't let it go, it's going to add money."

This is even more disgusting, almost disgusting.

It makes people feel that Shen Lang is wretched and lowly, looking for such a vulgar and inferior prostitute, even if she comes to Tiankui, she is simply a disgusting beast.

To make matters worse, he still doesn't pay.

Xu Guangyun's gift to Shen Lang is even the appetizing shit that besieged him tonight?

It's very down-to-earth, and it really has no bottom line of shame.

This trick can't hurt people, but it can be disgusting.

It's like stepping on dog shit and can't get rid of it.

And it's almost incomprehensible.

No matter how Shen Lang responded, it was wrong and he couldn't wash it clean.

Xu Guangyun also used his own way to repay him.

Before Shen Lang wrote a book to slander Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian's reputation, it was almost the same trick.

It's just that Shen Lang is more elegant, using a classic book with very high attainments to disguise this kind of dung-splashing behavior.

Everyone couldn't help but be very interested to see how Shen Lang would deal with this disgusting and despicable trick.

It's almost incomprehensible.

Shen Lang instructed Jin Hui next to him.

"Yes." Jin Hui immediately turned and left.

Seeing that Shen Lang was helpless, the prostitute was even more proud.

The money is well-earned.

So, she behaved even more, and was about to rush over and hug Shen Lang's thigh.

"Lang Jun, when will you pick me up? When will you pay for that night's overnight stay?"

Shen Lang didn't get angry, instead he looked kind and said in a gentle voice, "Sister, how much did I owe you for the night?"

When these words came out, everyone was surprised.

Shen Lang, what kind of routine are you doing?

Instead, you admitted it yourself and poured this bucket of dung on your head?

The prostitute said: "You and Jin Mucong have played with me thirteen times, plus Tiankui sees blood, a total of five silver coins."

"Five silver coins, right?" Shen Lang said more gently: "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, okay?"

Then, he took out ten gold coins to the prostitute.

The prostitute was overjoyed and took the money.

She was instantly filled with disdain and contempt for Shen Lang.

The useless little white face is really a waste. Do you think that if you give me this money, I will change my mouth and return your innocence?

Dream it!

Because the Xu family will give me more money.

Shen Lang said: "This sister, what is the price for you to pick up a customer normally?"

The prostitute said: "Half a silver coin, but you and Jin Mucong are two people, and I was injured and bleeding, so I have to add money."

Shen Lang said: "Then I will give you ten gold coins, which is equivalent to two hundred silver coins. After deducting the five silver coins owed to you, there are still one hundred and ninety-five, which means that it is enough for you to receive three hundred and ninety guests, right? ?"

Shen Lang's voice gradually became colder, and his eyes were filled with a cold smile.

"Jin Hui, bring it here!" Shen Lang ordered.

Immediately, the cavalry of the Earl's House brought in two dozen beggars and homeless people.

Every time a banquet is held, there are beggars and homeless people around, because a lot of food will be wasted in the future. In order to show the kindness of the host, the food will be given out.

So Shen Lang decided to pack for a while, not because he was reluctant to eat the food, but because he was afraid that the saliva of his precious daughter-in-law would be eaten by others.

These beggars and vagabonds stink all over, haven't bathed for at least a few months, and some have festering sores.

They did not dare to look at Jin Mulan, who was as beautiful as a fairy, but their gazes at the prostitute were as fierce as flames.

Shen Lang said to the twenty or so beggars and homeless people: "Brothers, do you like this woman?"

These beggars and homeless people have green eyes.

Now they don't say they are women, even if they see a sow, they think they have double eyelids.

What's more, the prostitute in front of her is simply... a very delicious fat pig's trotter.

"luv't!"

"A villain would not dare to dream of such a woman."

Shen Lang said: "Today I am a guest, and each of you can play ten times!"

Immediately, the twenty or so homeless and beggars rushed towards the prostitute.

Lifting her plump body, she walked outside.

This prostitute was blown away.

This... this is going to die.

Two dozen homeless and beggars would really kill her.

He must die, and die horribly.

"Help, help..." The prostitute screamed.

However, the warriors of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion formed a wall of people, and no one could save her.

Shen Lang said: "I have already paid, you have to pick up the guest, it is only right and proper."

The prostitute was terrified and shivered, almost feces and urine.

"Butler Xu, help, I'm doing things for you to slander Young Master Shen Lang, help..."

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