Chapter 94

"what……"

Butler Xu, who had a broken thigh bone, let out an extremely mournful howl.

"what……"

But I didn't expect that the beating Shen Lang also let out a scream.

Everyone was stunned.

You, what are you doing?

Shen Lang's face was full of pain, and he supported his waist and said, "Miss, hurry up, come here."

"I flashed too hard to my waist, it hurts so much."

Shen Lang was really not pretending, but really twisted his waist, and tears came out.

Immediately, everyone present could not look directly.

Especially the housekeeper Xu on the ground only had a few big words in his heart.

Shen Lang, I will fuck you!

My thighs are broken!

Mulan stepped forward and gently massaged Shen Lang's waist.

The lady is really great.

Soon, Shen Lang's waist stopped hurting.

"Ma'am, you step back to the side and be careful not to get splattered with blood." Shen Lang said in a cruel killer tone.

Mulan took a few steps back.

She deliberately instructed her little white-faced husband how to exert force, so as to avoid flashing to the waist again.

But think about it, don't destroy your husband and pretend to be coercive, otherwise he will give you three days of anger.

It's a big deal, I'll go up and massage him later.

Next, Shen Lang raised his wooden stick again and slammed it down towards Butler Xu's legs.

"Clap clap clap..."

Every time, all the effort was used up.

Every time, Butler Xu made an extremely shrill scream.

Blood shot, dyeing the ground red.

After a while, Shen Lang was out of breath and sweating profusely.

Grandma, who is this, who made this wooden stick so heavy.

But I'm exhausted.

On the other hand, Butler Xu directly excreted excrement and urine.

Don't look at Shen Lang's lack of strength, but beating people is really ruthless and extremely accurate.

Butler Xu's two leg bones were directly broken into four or five pieces, and it was basically impossible to connect them in this world.

Xu Guangyun's face was already pale, as if it was about to freeze into ice, that was his confidant for more than ten years.

Shen Lang squatted down out of breath and asked, "Er Gouzi, does it hurt a lot?"

Of course it hurts, almost in hell, making people regret living in this world.

Butler Xu's throat was already hoarse, and it was torn apart because of the loud roar.

Eyes are bloodshot.

Shen Lang said gently: "Er Gouzi, don't worry, the pain will soon be relieved, and the pain will soon be relieved."

Shen Lang stood up again, swung the wooden stick, and slammed it down towards Butler Xu's lumbar spine.

"Crack..."

Something wonderful happened.

Butler Xu really didn't feel the pain anymore, and he didn't even feel the slightest bit below the waist.

Because his lumbar spine was broken.

"Ah...ah...ah..." He quickly understood what had happened, and suddenly let out an unprecedented scream.

Everyone in the audience turned pale and trembled slightly.

Shen Lang's little white face is so fucking cruel. But Shen Lang felt that he was kind enough and didn't interrupt Butler Xu's cervical vertebra, otherwise he could have his limbs amputated below the neck.

"Okay, the punishment is over." Shen Lang said: "Patriarch Xu, hurry up and take away Butler Xu."

Shen Lang said with sympathy on his face: "You must find the best doctor to treat his injuries. I beat him entirely for his own good. If you know your mistakes, you will be a good person, right? You must find a doctor to cure him. Otherwise I will be unbearable."

Xu Guangyun was trembling all over, his hands clenched into fists and almost spasmed.

cured? Is it still well?

This man is dead!

Zhang Jin frowned and said, "Come here, send Butler Xu to Xu's house, and find a doctor to treat him well."

After a while, several warriors came over and dragged Butler Xu and the prostitute away.

The man and woman are now balanced, with several broken bones in both legs.

"Come on, clean the ground." Zhang Jin said.

Immediately, a few servants came and used several buckets of water to wash off the blood and excrement and urine on the entire ground.

The first game is over.

Shen Lang defeated his opponent by KO.

...

The welcome to the wedding at the Zhang family's old house continued.

Everything looks new again.

The Zhang family's old house is still feasting, and everyone is full of laughter, as if nothing happened just now.

The heroic Zhang Jin and the radiant Xu Qianqian came out.

After all, Shen Lang and Jin Mulan represent Earl Xuanwu's mansion, so of course the master has to come to greet them in person.

"Miss Jin, is the Earl okay?" Xu Qianqian asked softly.

At this time, there was no hostility on her face, which was amazing.

But in the past, she didn't even have the qualifications to say this, so how important is it to find a good husband?

"Father is well, thank you." Mulan said.

But when greeting, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian seemed to ignore Shen Lang.

As if he were a mass of air standing beside Mulan.

Shen Lang is unpleasant. You are looking at people with p-eyes and look down on me.

Suddenly, Shen Lang suddenly said: "Miss, did you bring any money?"

Mulan was stunned, what kind of monster is this precious husband going to do?

However, Xu Qianqian had a very ominous premonition.

"No." Mulan said.

Shen Lang took out a bag of gold coins from his arms, put it in Xu Qianqian's hand, and said sincerely and tenderly, "A man can owe any money, except for whoring/money. This is the overnight fee for you to sleep with me for three months. , you click!"

See clearly?

This is the true way of returning to the other side!

Immediately!

Everyone stayed!

His grandmother's, a stroke of genius!

Didn't you find a lowly prostitute to slander me Shen Langxiao/prostitute for not giving me money?

Now, it echoes.

But the game just now was over. The prostitute was crippled, and Butler Xu was also crippled.

You, Shen Lang, have already won this game, right? You Shen Lang should be satisfied.

Unexpectedly, Master Shen felt that he was left out and was dissatisfied.

So, he slapped his face again and slapped Xu Qianqian's face fiercely.

The key is to smoke so naturally, without any incense.

How embarrassing and blunt your Xu family's tricks to break the dirty water before.

I, Shen Lang, forced the king, pretending to be forced to slap the face is really easy!

Shen Lang said sincerely: "Just now that prostitute was half a silver coin at a time, Xu Qianqian, you are so beautiful, the price is at least ten times higher. We have been a couple for a hundred days in one night, and we have been a couple for a hundred days before and after, on average twice a day. , add up two hundred times, it is one thousand silver coins and fifty gold coins, is there anything wrong with you?"

"By the way, sometimes when I meet you, Tiankui sees red, and you still need to add money, right? How much do you want to add? Can I write an IOU?"

Your villain's revenge is really not over, it's not from morning to night, but every second.

The audience was silent, watching Shen Lang slap his face frantically.

Xu Qianqian felt as if she was standing barefoot on the red-hot charcoal, her whole body seemed to be scorched and wanted to jump up.

And Zhang Jin was about to explode with anger.

Fists clenched, nails pierced into palms and bleeding.

He... he was really about to take it any longer, and wanted to smash Shen Lang to death with a punch.

Shen Lang quickly ducked behind Mulan.

Although he knew that Zhang Jin could not beat him, just in case.

Hey, my wife's martial arts is my martial arts.

Mulan's jade hand dangled gently and placed it on the belt, where there was a soft sword.

If Zhang Jin dared to hit Shen Lang, she would cut it with a sword.

but……

The next second, she wanted to cut the sword towards her husband.

Because this hooligan took the opportunity to rub her buttocks and pretended to be innocent and careless.

Husband, you are playing hooligans from morning to night.

Acting as a hooligan in reality during the day, and as a hooligan in sleep at night.

...

This momentary confrontation is like lightning and thunder.

Xu Qianqian's face instantly flushed red, and her eyes were full of anger.

Zhang Jin burst out with murderous intent, clenching his fists and bleeding.

However……

After just three seconds, the two forced themselves to calm down.

Because today is their engagement party.

This bastard, Shen Lang, can tear his face unscrupulously, but they can't.

"You two, please come in." Xu Qianqian said.

She still has to pretend that nothing happened, and she can't even return the gold coin given by Shen Lang.

If you dare to pay it back, Shen Lang still doesn't know how ugly things will be said.

You need to pay extra for blowing, playing and singing, and you need to pay extra for roof firewood.

"I'll toast Miss Jin in a while." Xu Qianqian said, and then quickly greeted the next guest, she didn't want to stay in front of Shen Lang for a second.

Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and walked towards the hall.

...

The arrival of Shen Lang and Jin Mulan is like a signal, telling those big people that you can play.

The next person to appear was Lord Ning Boqu of the Weaving Mansion, the third in command of the Weaving Mansion.

This is the food and clothing parents of the Xu family. Regardless of his official position, he is only five rank, but in the eyes of the Xu family, he is the same as the ancestors.

The country's surname is Ning, so is there any relationship between this Lord Ning Boqu and the monarch?

A little bit, maybe two hundred years ago it was a family.

When the Lord Ningboqu arrived, everyone present stood up to greet him.

And Shen Lang and Jin Mulan both sat motionless.

Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian respectfully sent Lord Ning Boqu to the fourth noble position.

You ask where is the position of Shen Lang and Mulan?

ninth!

It is still ahead, but it is definitely not in line with the status of the Earl of Xuanwu.

This is blatantly suppressing us, and Shen Lang felt that he couldn't bear it any longer.

"The prince of the Earl of Jinhai is here, and the envoy of the Governor's Palace is here."

The person who called the name outside seemed to have been beaten by chicken blood, and his voice became particularly frustrated and excited, as if he had infinite admiration from his heart.

Immediately, Zhang Jin, Xu Guangyun, and Xu Qianqian, the three masters, walked directly to the gate and welcomed the two distinguished guests in.

After the two distinguished guests came in, everyone present bowed down and bowed.

The messenger sent by the Governor's Palace this time is not Yan Wuji, but a young man.

This person's name is Zhu Wubian, the nephew of Lord Zhu Rong and the son of General Pingnan. He is a military general with a promising future.

Sure enough, he was tall and majestic, walking like a tiger.

But Shen Lang only glanced at him, then stared at the other person.

This person is the current mortal enemy of the Earl of Xuanwu, Tang Yun, the son of the Earl of Jinhai.

At the first sight of him, Shen Lang had an impulse.

I want to beat Jin Mucong to death.

Look, everyone is the prince of the Earl's Palace, how awesome are they?

How much waste are you, Jin Mucong?

Tang Yun is more than arrogant?

The arrogance of the prince of the Earl of Jinhai was about to pierce the brim of his hat.

He is handsome, but more noticeable is his dominance.

How to describe this arrogance?

There is one sentence that is very apt.

Sorry, I'm not targeting you. I mean everyone here is rubbish!

And this sentence was written on the face and eyes of this Prince Tang Yun all the time.

I'm despising everyone!

But for some unknown reason, the arrogant Zhang Jin behaved very modestly in front of the domineering Tang Yun.

I wish the boundless identity is enough.

His uncle was the Governor of Tiannan Province, and his father was General Pingnan, but he was actually half a step behind Tang Yun.

And the city lord Liu Wuyan, who was a jinshi, looked at Tang Yun with admiration.

Shen Lang asked, "Miss, is I handsome, or is he handsome?"

Mulan said, "You are handsome."

Shen Lang said: "Then why is he so arrogant?"

Mulan said: "He is not only the son of the Earl of Jinhai, but also a scholar of both civil and military affairs. He ranks third in the exam this year and fourth in the palace exam."

day!

That was really bullshit.

It's no wonder that everyone here is looking like garbage.

As for Shen Lang, this little son-in-law, in Tang Yun's eyes, he was just a passerby who didn't deserve a name.

This made Shen Lang very unhappy.

You put on such a dick look, when I don't exist? !

There cannot be someone more powerful than me, Shen Lang, in Xuanwu City.

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