How to take revenge on a woman like Xue Li?
First of all, it is impossible to lose the sun, and the consequences are too serious.
Even more impossible to kill.
Make her sick?
Neither!
So vicious.
Don't look at her aggressively coming to break off the marriage, but at least she and the Count Xuanwu's mansion are not in a life-and-death relationship.
This girl, sin is not to die for.
The key point is that she is the righteous daughter of Concubine Chong after all. If she were to die, the Earl of Xuanwu could not bear such a responsibility.
Such a revenge is needed.
It made her very miserable, and even for a while it was better to die.
But there is no danger of life at all.
Moreover, it is also full of unspeakable secrets, and I dare not open it to the public at all, and I dare not even let anyone else know about it.
Soon, Shen Lang had an idea.
He couldn't help but ask himself, would it be too poisonous?
At this time, Xue Li walked into the yard and glanced at Shen Lang.
Just this sight made Shen Lang very angry.
Because she really looked at the ants and looked at the air with the same eyes.
Depend on!
I, Shen Lang, look so handsome, you look at me like this?
Other noble women, even if they don't look down on my status as a son-in-law, but they see me again and again, their hearts are like rabbits, and their faces are red.
It can be seen from this that this woman really has a sweetheart, and she is the kind of sweetheart who loves to the extreme.
This kind of love made her turn a blind eye to a beautiful man like Shen Lang.
"You are Shen Lang?" Xue Li said.
Shen Lang bowed and said, "Meet Miss Xue."
"Don't be like this." Xue Li said: "You are just a little son-in-law, and your status is higher than that of a servant. You are not qualified to salute me like this."
Then, Xue Li picked up the silk handkerchief to cover half of his face.
"Hold your eyes down, someone like you is not qualified to look at me."
Shen Lang was a little stunned this time.
Such an arrogant and domineering woman?
It's really rare.
"I've heard your name many times, and I thought it was amazing, but now I'm really disappointed when I see it." Xue Li said disdainfully, "It's just a little white face who doesn't look good and doesn't look good, look at this complexion, listen to your breath, I'm afraid it's a Waste, Jin Mulan is really degenerate. Even if she can't find a man like Zhong Lang, she won't choose a waste like you."
Damn, this bitch's mouth is really poisonous, even more poisonous than Shen Lang.
It seems that she is already very polite in Xuanwu Earl's Mansion.
Shen Lang had seen Princess Ning Luo before, and he could be regarded as being generous and polite.
This Xue Li is only the daughter of an earl, so arrogant, what kind of pampering the Chong family and Concubine Chong must have been.
"Go out, go out..." Xue Li waved his hand as if chasing flies: "Take your dog and go out together."
Sword King Li Qianqiu raised his head.
The dog in your mouth, is it me?
A murderous intent flashed in his eyes.
Not because of being called a dog.
But it was because the girl in front of her looked familiar, a bit like Xue Xue.
Of course it does, because this is a cousin.
Sword King Li Qianqiu is now a great master, but he doesn't really care about the humiliation of others.
But Xue Xue's hatred for poisoning his wife, he could never let go.
He could never forgive the ruthless girl who trampled on his relationship with his wife.
They completely treated that girl as their own daughter, and regarded it as a treasure.
As a result, she was so vicious that she not only stole the sword manual, but also poisoned her wife.
This hurdle, Li Qianqiu will never get over.
Shen Lang said: "Groom, let's go."
"Yes." The Sword King was very cooperative, bent over and walked behind Shen Lang, as if he was a real groom.
How humble is that attitude.
Before leaving, Shen Lang quickly glanced at Xue Li's waist with an x-ray.
Not being a hooligan.
His X-rays are not X-rays, so he can't see anything.
He just decided on the style of the leggings.
After entering the courtyard, Xue Li covered his nose, as if the air Shen Lang had breathed was poisonous.
"Which room does that vile son-in-law live in? Seal it up for me."
"Replace everything inside for me, quilts, sheets, and mosquito nets."
"I put on a new carpet. I'm only used to stepping on the camel-hair carpet of Zhonglang's family."
"All the chairs, all covered with silk, and then covered with camel hair cushions."
"All the tubs and washbasins are replaced, and the original ones are thrown away."
Originally, the official of this official post still wanted to flatter him. After all, she was the righteous daughter of Concubine Zhong.
But when he heard this, he quickly backed out.
never mind!
If you want to flatter a woman like this, she will be unhappy because she thinks you are too lowly to flatter her.
Even, it's wrong that you and she breathe the same yard air.
Such an extravagant style, I have never seen it before, I have never heard of it!
Even the Governor does not have such luxury.
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Shen Lang found an inn to stay in despair.
However, Sword King Li Qianqiu became more comfortable, and finally could sleep comfortably in bed.
It is this kind of hard and simple room that can make people feel safe.
At this time, Shen Lang in another room took out dozens of bottles from the package.
Pick up one and put it down.
Pick up one and put it down again.
Lord Lang is very well prepared every time he goes out. Gold coins, clothes, masks, soaps, etc. are all necessary.
But the most important thing is his dozens of bottles of treasure.
It contains the strongest hallucinogens, sulfuric acid, viruses, and more.
There is no way, the heart of preventing others is indispensable, and the heart of harming others is indispensable. So every time Shen Lang goes out, he has to bring these things with him, what if he uses them one day? In this life, you may encounter some enemies.
But the contents of this bottle are too vicious.
Xue Li, this girl, is not guilty of death.
After choosing for a long time, Shen Lang finally picked out a bottle.
This thing is good, this thing is good!
This is what Shen Lang extracted from an unknown plant.
The rhizomes and leaves of this plant are covered with dense knots, like toads.
And this leaf is poisonous, and it is terrible to touch even a little bit.
Countless small blisters will grow where it touches, one crop after another.
Extremely itchy.
I can't wait to uncover that layer of meat.
Moreover, it is almost impossible to use medicine, and we must wait until the end of this poisonous cycle.
For ten days.
And its ending is a little creepy.
That layer of skin will be scabbed, and the last whole layer of skin will be peeled off, and the new tender skin will grow inside.
No scars will be left and no life will be in danger.
But the process was really painful.
Shen Lang didn't know the name of this plant.
Well, in fact, I don't know the name of this plant. I know its dialect, but I don't know the scientific name.
But its power is real, don't ask me why I know, I dyed it twice as a kid.
Then, Shen Lang took out the pen, and according to the memory just now, drew the pattern of a silk trousers/trousers.
Exactly the same as Xue Li's style.
Even the mandarin duck pattern on the silk is not bad at all.
What is profanity/pants, that is, the ancient underpants, which are worn close to the body.
Then, Shen Lang went out and came to the largest silk shop.
I found the same silk, and then gave a lot of money to let the adults in the silk shop rush to make a silk pants/trousers.
It was finished in less than half an hour, almost exactly the same as Xue Li's.
After returning to the inn, Shen Lang smeared the unknown plant poison on the crotch of the silk trousers.
He was wearing gloves the whole time.
If it is stained, it will be troublesome. The hands are full of poisonous rash and blisters, which will take at least ten days to fade.
After smearing, Shen Lang washed it off with clean water.
Of course, as long as the surface is washed off, the poison of this plant sap only needs a little bit to be very powerful.
Then, Shen Lang used a fan to blow dry the pants.
Finally, I took out the rose essence and sprinkled it evenly on the silk underwear/pants.
After all this was done, Shen Lang knocked on the door of Sword King Li Qianqiu.
"Senior Sword King, do you say you owe me a favor? Otherwise, you should pay it back now!"
...
After hearing Shen Lang's request, Sword King Li Qianqiu couldn't help but stay.
Is my sword king's favor so worthless?
This is a promise.
Even if you let me travel thousands of miles to kill and save people, I will agree.
My promise can even save your life at a critical moment.
And now, you actually want to use my favor in exchange for a woman's silk pants/pants?
And I, the dignified sword king, actually do such a thing?
Shen Lang said: "I'm really sorry, I really don't know martial arts, otherwise I'll go by myself. The key is that Xue Li is surrounded by experts like clouds, there are more than 100 warriors, and he wants to achieve this great thing. Unknowingly, it must be done by your great master himself?"
Li Qianqiu was stunned, is the great master so worthless?
Are you going to steal a woman's panties/trousers?
Shen Lang said: "Of course it's fine if you don't agree. I'm completely willing to follow you thousands of miles south. You don't have to feel that you owe me a favor. In the future, your wife, I will definitely try my best to save you, you must not have any psychological burden. ."
Li Qianqiu was even more speechless.
You said so, can I be free from the psychological burden?
In order to help you, Shen Lang went all the way to the south without saying a word.
And also promised to help the lady detoxify in the future.
Originally, Li Qianqiu had no hope for Shen Lang's detoxification, but now he feels very hopeful.
Because of such a poisonous poison, probably only a person as poisonous as Shen Lang can hope to solve it.
Shen Lang said: "Senior Sword King, this Xue Li is Xue Xue's younger sister. She should have just left my house and broke off the marriage with my brother-in-law. It doesn't matter if he humiliates me, but the key is that he has trampled the dignity of my father-in-law's family on the ground. ."
Sword King Li Qianqiu still did not speak.
Shen Lang said: "I know, your grand master, doing this kind of thing will indeed reduce the style, but... After all, no one knows, right?"
Sword King Li Qianqiu said: "People like me from humble backgrounds, how can there be any style."
Shen Lang said: "The women of the Xue family are very vicious and need to be taught a lesson."
Sword King Li Qianqiu saw with his own eyes that Shen Lang poured sulfuric acid into Viscount Zhu Lanting's mouth, and couldn't help asking: "Xue Li, this girl, is not guilty of death."
"It won't die, or even risk her life." Shen Lang said: "It's just a small lesson for her, so that she won't dare to be so arrogant from now on."
Sword King Li Qianqiu still did not agree.
Shen Lang sighed and said, "Forget it, I'm not too hard on others, I'll do it myself!"
Then, Shen Lang walked outside.
go by yourself?
Before entering the door, he was beaten to death.
Sword King Li Qianqiu sighed.
He took Shen Lang's gloves and put them on, and then took the silk pants/trousers, a little under his feet, the whole person flew out like a swallow, and disappeared without a trace after a while.
When Shen Lang saw it, he was so envious!
Ugh?
There are still benefits to practicing martial arts. With this kind of light gong, what other woman can I not get in through the window?
What other woman I can't steal?
In less than half an hour, Sword King Li Qianqiu came back.
He did this easily.
Because Xue Li had just finished bathing, his clothes were drying outside, naturally including the silk trousers.
The Sword King silently replaces this obscenity/pants with plant poison.
After returning, the sword king directly stuffed a pair of wet pants/trousers into Shen Lang's hand, which of course was replaced by Xue Ligang.
The Sword King went back to his room without saying a word.
He has already decided.
After sending Shen Lang to the Earl of Xuanwu tomorrow, he will leave immediately, and he will not stay for a quarter of an hour.
Let's talk less in the future.
Otherwise, in the future, Li Qianqiu will not be able to sleep every day.
In fact, Sword King Li Qianqiu didn't fall asleep that night.
Because a picture kept popping up in his mind, he was awakened by a nightmare.
He dreamed that the lady slapped her in the face fiercely.
"Li Qianqiu, you bastard, you can do such a scandal, I want to divorce you!"
In the dream, the senior sword king was so frightened that he lost his mind.
Shen Lang used the fire to dry the silk pants that were wet after washing, and then folded them carefully.
He plans to give Jin Mucong a gift.
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That night!
A fleet left the pier of Raging Tide City and headed towards Jinshan Island.
Pirate King Qiu Tianwei personally led an army of 5,000 to capture Jinshan Island!
In the second move of Shen Lang's strategy, the key move ends.
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The next morning!
Xu Qianqian was woken up early.
Then collectively wash, after breakfast, return to their work.
Clean the yard!
When a leaf falls.
Immediately, ten beautiful women rushed up and grabbed brooms.
Xu Qianqian had a sore back, and he had never slept in Chase, nor had he covered such a hard quilt.
I came to Raging Tide City to be a female spy, to lurk beside Qiu Yaoer and become a confidant.
Not to sweep the floor.
Not even sweeping the floor.
However, she couldn't find a chance at all.
Since Fa Pei came to sweep the floor, she has not even seen Qiu Yao'er's face.
She is three levels away from Qiu Yao'er.
The maid leader in charge of this yard, the maid leader in charge of the castle, and the personal maid of Qiu Yaoer.
Usually, she couldn't even flatter Qiu Yao'er's personal maid, let alone Qiu Yao'er herself.
The class gap is too great.
If Shen Lang found out, wouldn't he die of laughter?
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The next morning!
Sword King Li Qianqiu drove Shen Lang away from Nujiang County and returned to Xuanwu City.
Walk on the official road.
Suddenly, there was a loud hoof sound behind him.
More than 100 elite knights came galloping, the momentum was amazing, and the whole ground was trembling slightly.
It was still the knight who escorted Xue Li.
"Good dog out of the way, get out of the way!"
A woman's voice sounded, not Xue Li herself, but the female bodyguard beside her.
Shen Lang was stunned, this road is going to Xuanwu City.
Hasn't Xue Li already been there?
And this official road is quite wide, even a carriage of mine can't block it.
Before Shen Lang could speak, Sword King Li Qianqiu immediately drove the carriage to the edge of the official road and bowed slightly.
Xue Li rode a thousand-mile horse and led hundreds of knights arrogantly and walked away.
Let Shen Lang eat a nose of ash.
Bah, Bah, Bah!
He was curious, did Xue Li really go to Xuanwu City?
The sword king Li Qianqiu drove on the road again.
But after a while, Xue Li's team of knights rushed towards him again.
"Good dog is inappropriate, go away!"
Xue Li's personal female guard shouted again.
You are fucking sick.
It just passed, and now it's back?
Shen Lang understood!
This Xue Li had indeed been to the Earl Xuanwu's mansion for a long time, and she did not take this route at all when she returned to China.
The reason why she ran back and forth was to humiliate Shen Lang.
Just to say those two good dogs stay out of the way, just to let Shen Lang's carriage humbly be on the side of the road.
Stunning!
How did such a domineering woman survive until now?
People like Sword King Li Qianqiu couldn't bear it anymore, and they were relieved a lot about their behavior last night.
The wicked need the wicked to grind.
Once again he gave the carriage to the curb.
Xue Li once again led more than a hundred cavalry away.
"Brother-in-law, if you wink a little, I'll spare you for the time being."
This time Xue Li really left, and led the cavalry to the capital from the fork.
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Shen Lang returned to the Earl of Xuanwu, and the sword king Li Qianqiu didn't drink a cup of tea, so he immediately left and went south.
Moreover, the footsteps seemed very urgent.
This made Shen Lang feel so guilty.
Shen Lang, who returned to the Earl's Mansion, immediately heard surprising news.
Pirate King Qiu Tianwei sent five thousand troops to Jinshan Island.
Shen Lang is overjoyed!
The crucial move has finally fallen!
"Father-in-law, you quickly lead 2,000 soldiers to Jinshan Island."
"Remember, pretend to take the island, but don't really fight."
Next, the Wangya Island strategy should start!
I don't know how Xu Qianqian's progress is going?
Now that the strategic situation has made critical progress, Xu Qianqian should hurry up.
Her role is very important.
After thoroughly understanding Qiu Yao'er, Shen Lang concluded that if he could not take down Qiu Yao'er, the strategy of Raging Tide City would be difficult to succeed.
Xu Qianqian, don't let me down!
If you fail, then maybe I have to play in person, please don't, I haven't lived enough, and I don't want to take risks.
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Xue Li hurried back to the capital.
Every night, I have to live in the best room in Guanyi, and drive out all the others in the yard.
She has a lot of clothes, so the special trousers that Shen Lang prepared for him never wore.
Until the third day!
After she took a bath, she finally put on this one.
Then, go to bed beautifully!
night!
She had a dream, a very embarrassing dream.
"Zhonglang, you hate it, don't, don't..."
"itch!"
Then, she woke up.
It was an unbearable itch to find out that it was not a dream.
Couldn't help but lift the quilt and take a look.
Immediately, he let out a mournful cry.
Because her most vulnerable place is covered with dense blisters and poisonous rash.
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