Chapter 214

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Ning Yan flew more than ten meters away.

The tigress princess fell to the ground suddenly, and then staggered back a few steps.

Then, she was completely dumbfounded.

Shen Lang and Princess Ning Jie also stayed.

Dasha himself was stunned.

What happened?

Princess Ning Yan was someone who couldn't afford to lose. She was immediately angry, and she picked up the big sword and rushed towards Dasha.

"I fought with you..."

Then, she slashed again with a sharp sword.

"boom……"

Then she flew out again.

Cut again.

Fly out again!

After landing, she was about to cry.

Her hands hurt so much, she shook her palms desperately, and the tiger's mouth was split open and bleeding.

"Master, look at what you teach? I've been training for more than a decade, but I can't beat him for half a year." Princess Ning Yan said, "Silly big man, why are you pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"

Dasha said in surprise, "What is pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger?"

Ning is not hard on the long princess, oh no, it is the long princess Ning Jie who said softly: "Da silly, what have you been doing for half a year?"

Dasha said: "Be beaten, then take a bath."

Princess Ning Jie said, "You are beaten every day?"

Dasha said: "From dawn to dusk, then take a bath, and then close the door."

Princess Ning Jie said, "Who is beating you?"

Dasha said, "Master."

Princess Ning Jie said, "Why did he beat you?"

Dasha said, "He said I was stupid."

Princess Ning Jie said, "Then did he say when he won't hit you?"

Dasha: "He said he wouldn't hit me when I could stop him."

Princess Ning Jie said, "Then how do you feel about taking a bath every day?"

Dasha: "It hurts a lot. The master is cooking me with a big pot. While cooking, the master even cried, saying that all the things that he had saved for more than ten years were used up."

The truth is revealed.

Shen Lang couldn't help but be amazed.

I want to take back what I said earlier.

Zhong Chuke, your great master was not bought with money.

You are so cool.

Many people think that practicing martial arts must give you a secret book, a set of swordsmanship, you try your best to practice for me, right?

That's ordinary people, and even 99% of geniuses practice this way.

But there is a kind of supreme genius that is not like that.

Does Qiu Yaoer have any tricks for fighting?

No!

He has one move, furious battle, electric fan.

The two ghost-headed knives turned, and all the enemies were dead.

Therefore, the idiot practiced martial arts, and there was no trick.

Even tricks are imprisoning them.

Zhong Chuke is playing Dasha every day, which is training his reaction and speed.

Otherwise, with the IQ of Dasha, do you think he can understand martial arts secrets? Do you think he can do it?

Qiu Yao'er is very smart, but she is so talented that she doesn't need to use her brain.

And Dasha is really stupid.

Grandmaster Zhong Chuke beat him every day, tens of thousands of times a day.

Three hundred and sixty degrees attacked him.

What can the idiot do?

He is not born to hide, even if a tiger rushes towards him, he will not hide.

All he could do was hold an iron rod.

Half a year has passed.

Zhong Chuke attacked him two million times.

Dasha also blocked two million times.

Of course, not once.

After all, Zhong Chuke is a great master, how can Dasha stop him.

But can't stop Zhong Chuke, can't stop you Princess Ning Yan?

So in the past six months, Dasha has learned a trick.

I block!

I block!

And his power.

This person is inherently divine.

What's the scariest thing?

his golden blood.

You don't need to practice, your strength will go up.

Wounded and healed.

So last time Dasha was so badly injured, someone else died early, and he was thrown into a ravine for days and nights without dying.

After Shen Lang rescued him, it didn't take long for him to recover, and there was no wound left.

So Dasha's strength and infuriating energy are inherently strong.

You don't need to practice, you can get stronger with sleep. People become stronger by charging money, and you can become stronger even when you sleep.

Your uncle, how can you make sense here?

What is the so-called practice of true qi, practice of inner strength?

Isn't it just swallowing the mystery, absorbing the energy of heaven and earth, and entering the dantian and blood?

Ordinary people can also swallow, but the absorption is very weak, so all kinds of internal strength are needed to improve the efficiency of swallowing and exhaling.

But Dasha's golden bloodline doesn't need it at all, his pores can absorb the vitality of heaven and earth.

However, after absorbing the vitality of the world, he will not use it, nor can he display it.

Zhong Chuke gave him a medicinal bath every day, the purpose was to stimulate his hidden power for nearly 20 years.

So he will cry poor.

The medicinal materials that have been saved for more than ten years are finished in less than half a year.

Look at Qiu Yaoer again.

Others don't practice martial arts either, such as meditating or cultivating internal skills.

What hard work? No such thing.

She either kills people every day or listens to stories.

So Dasha is not so powerful after practicing martial arts for half a year, but Zhong Chuke unleashed all his potential internal strength for 20 years.

Can this be awesome?

However, he can only block now, not attack.

In about a year or two, Zhong Chuke will teach him to attack.

It should be difficult though.

Because Dasha is a tough coward and never knows how to take the initiative to hit others.

When someone attacked him, he would hug his head and put his back on him and let you hit him.

You have a mace, I have a Tianling cover.

Now imagine that Grandmaster Zhong Chuke is not easy.

It's as easy as the palm of your hand to teach someone like Dasha to be the best in the world, but it's as hard as the sky.

At least, you have to let him learn to hit people.

………………

Princess Ning Jie explained to Ning Yan why Dasha was so powerful.

The tigress princess said: "That means, I am still very powerful, but he is too perverted?"

That's pretty much what it means.

Ning Yan, the tigress, said, "But, what's the point of other people practicing martial arts when you encounter perverts like them?"

Princess Ning Jie said, "Yes, it doesn't make sense."

The tigress said: "No, it still makes sense. There are very few perverts like this, so don't meet them normally. Dasha, please stay away from me and don't let me see you."

"Oh." Dasha hid behind the pillar.

Shen Lang was speechless, it's useless to become the number one expert in the world with your cowardly appearance.

Ning Jie said, "You are not allowed to bully Dasha."

Then, she waved to Dasha and said, "Come here."

Dasha came over.

Ning Jie untied a pendant around her neck. It was an auspicious cloud jade, transparent and flawless, and very precious.

She put the pendant on Dasha's wrist.

This pendant is very famous. It was given to Princess Zhang Ning Jie by the previous king. Many powerful people know it.

Now Ning Jie gives it to Dasha, so that I will tell everyone that I will protect this person, and you should not touch him.

Princess Ning Yan is very jealous.

She also liked this Xiangyun jade pendant. She asked for it many times, but her aunt was unwilling to give it to her, but now she gave it to a stranger.

But in Ning Jie's eyes, Dasha is no stranger.

Because he represents the hope of the country of Yue to conquer the world's martial arts.

"Okay, let's go." Princess Ning Buhard waved.

Shen Lang breathed a long sigh of relief, and quickly slipped away. After walking out of the quiet house, it was much more comfortable to be away from Princess Ning Jie.

He glanced at the curve of Princess Ning Yan's waist.

Respect, everything is functional!

In fact, he didn't like Princess Ning Jie.

Ning Jie didn't like him either, so she didn't say a word to him from beginning to end.

Ning Jie's body has a strong saintess atmosphere, which makes people not hard.

And Shen Lang has a strong smell of scum, which makes people uncomfortable.

………………

In the evening, someone treated a guest, the ambassador of the Yan Empire, Yun Mengze, the prince of Qingyao Hou.

Today, he had an appointment with Ning Yan for a horse race, and he went to the racecourse early in the morning to wait, but Ning Yan hadn't gone in the evening.

If you don't come, don't let me know. It's too late.

The bored Yun Mengze could only get two noble daughters at the racetrack.

In the evening, Ning Yanqing was originally the guest who apologized, but inexplicably turned into Yunmengze's treat.

The tigress princess made a mistake herself and asked others to treat her.

That means, I made a mistake, so I gave you a treat?

But Yun Mengze didn't care, but his spirit was a little down. Usually, he didn't play with women much during the day. He was too boring today, so he relapsed.

"Introduction, this is my brother Shen Lang."

"This is Yunmengze, imperial trash!"

"This is stupid!"

Princess Ning Yan gave a perfunctory introduction, and then sat down to eat by herself.

Shen Lang: "I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

Yun Mengze: "Laugh and laugh, and look forward to it for a long time."

Shen Lang: "Laugh and laugh."

Then, the two were speechless.

The first thing these two felt when they met each other was.

Come on, so handsome?

No, I have to kill him.

Top men are all natural enemies.

However, the hostility soon dissipated.

Because both sides smell the same breath.

Why do scum make it difficult for scum?

For some reason, Shen Lang understood the feeling of the monarch seeing him.

The monarch has repeatedly said, Shen Lang, you are a delicate person, and it is not easy.

And the monarch Ning Yuanxian regarded himself as the most delicate person.

Exquisite in every aspect, exquisite in every aspect.

After the awkward silence, Dasha suddenly said: "Second fool, should I also say that I have been looking forward to it for a long time?"

Yun Mengze glanced at Dasha, his eyes were stunned for a while, and a special light flashed.

Then, he cupped his hands towards Dasha: "Laugh at me."

Then, embarrassed and speechless.

Dasha said again: "Er fool, can I eat?"

Shen Lang said: "Eat, eat."

Dasha devoured his head and ate.

The tigress buried her head and ate.

Shen Lang and Yun Mengze fell into an awkward silence once again.

After a long time, Shen Lang finally thought of a question: "Sir Yun, how many women have you slept with?"

Yun Mengze thought for a while and said, "I can't remember, but there are hundreds."

Suddenly, Shen Lang wanted to kill him again.

Look, this is the winner in the world, the humanoid self-propelled gun.

Moreover, he slept with beautiful women.

Princess Ning Yan said disdainfully: "Trash, breed/horse!"

Yun Mengze asked, "Brother Shen, what about you?"

Shen Lang felt a little unable to lift his head, and said ashamedly, "Three."

Ning Yan: "Trash!"

Eat yours, people who sleep a few hundred are garbage, and I only slept three and scolded me as garbage.

If it wasn't for the fear of being castrated by your father, I would have slept with your tigress a hundred times.

After Yun Mengze heard Shen Lang's answer, he sighed, "It's a pity."

Shen Lang: "Isn't it?"

Yun Mengze said, "Brother Shen, do you know the secret of how men like us sleep more with women?"

Shen Lang said: "Don't be too devoted to one person, or you will feel guilty."

Yunmengze said: "Yes! The first reaction of any man when he sees a beautiful woman is to want to sleep, which is normal. If you like a woman too much, you will have a sense of responsibility, you will restrain yourself, and you will I can't let go. Because the pleasure of sleeping with a strange woman is no match for the guilt in my heart, I can't sleep anymore."

Shen Lang said: "Brother, it's too late when I understand this truth."

Yun Mengze picked up the wine glass and said, "See you later!"

Shen Lang: "It's too late to meet you!"

Then Shen Lang asked a question: "Brother, now that you see Dajiri, can you still get up?"

Princess Ning Yan raised her head and said, "Who is Dajiri? Why don't I know him?"

Yunmengze said: "When I was with her, it was divided into several stages. At the beginning, it was sturdy, then it was pierced, then it was stone, then it was drooping, and now it was wilting."

Then, Prince Yunmengze said: "Shen Lang, you should be in the first stage now, right?"

Shen Lang nodded and said, "Yes! If you weren't afraid of being castrated, it would be hard to restrain yourself."

Yun Mengze said: "Understand, we will soon enter the second stage."

Shen Lang said: "Brother Yun, have you seen Ning is not hard?"

Yun Mengze said: "It's uncomfortable to avoid it. If Brother Shen can't meet, don't meet her."

Shen Lang said: "Brother knows my heart!"

Yunmengze said: "I'm sorry to see each other late, and I will come and go often in the future."

Shen Lang said: "Coming often!"

Shen Lang felt that he had finally met his confidant.

After crossing thousands of miles, in the vast sea of ​​people, he finally met a scum of the same level as him.

…………

Halfway home, Princess Ning Yan suddenly became furious.

"Shen Lang, the big guy you mentioned just now, shouldn't it be me?"

This, it's been more than an hour before you reacted.

Shen Lang has not spoken yet.

Ning Yan pulled out his big sword and slapped it towards Shen Lang.

Yes, shoot, not chop.

I must teach this scum a lesson for daring to speak ill of me.

I shoot, shoot, shoot!

After a minute.

Princess Ning Yan was panting, her entire arm was about to break.

She slapped a hundred swords wildly, at first slashing, and then slashing.

He slashed Shen Lang with a hundred swords.

However, they were all blocked by Dasha, not even touching the corner of Shen Lang's clothes.

"Don't fight idiots, fights are not good." Dasha said weakly.

Princess Ning Yan was about to cry, her hands really hurt.

"Shen Lang, wait for me, I will never let you go. After Dasha is gone, I will definitely kill you, and I will definitely knock out your shit."

Having said that, Princess Ning Yan left in a murderous manner and went home.

I saw a tigress uttering shit and shit.

Immediately, Shen Lang entered the second stage.

From Lei, he entered the state of shading.

My brother Yun Mengze is really a god!

………………

next day!

The monarch decreed that more than a dozen warriors of the Qiang state mission who burned the holy temple be beheaded and displayed to the public!

"Shhhhhhh..."

More than a dozen executioners cut down with butcher knives.

The heads of the dozen or so Qiang people rolled down and blood shot out.

The crowd cheered.

The ministers cheered.

The king is mighty.

Viet Nam mighty!

The monarch issued an edict, severely condemning the Qiang state, and said that all this was not over.

As for the burning of the holy temple, the Qiang state must give an account to the Yue state.

Otherwise, the Qiang country will face comprehensive sanctions from the country of Yue, and bear the wrath of the country and the people of the country.

Don't say it without notice.

The people of the world are even more excited.

The monarch is indeed wise and tough.

Then the monarch Ning Yuanxian continued to issue an decree, ordering the Ministry of Rites to form a mission to the Qiang state to condemn the Qiang king.

Everyone could not help but shrink their necks.

Well, are they looking for death?

Immediately, 80% of the officials in Honglu Temple fell ill at home.

This is to die for.

King, it's fine if you fool the common people, we all understand people.

That Qiang country is a lunatic, a war madman.

Go crazy and beat yourself up.

They are slow in disseminating information, and they still don't know that the mission was beheaded by the Yue Kingdom.

If the Qiang King knew, he would have sent a large army into the country of Yue long ago.

You also sent an envoy to condemn the Qiang King, with more than a dozen strongmen's heads, and you want the Qiang King to confess his guilt?

Oh my God?

Not to mention the embassy, ​​even if the prince led the team, the Qiang king would still kill him.

This is not a lifetime of nine deaths, but a lifetime of ten deaths.

And it is dead without a corpse, without a burial place.

Peeling the skin is certain, cramping is certain, and it is certain that it is cooked and eaten.

So as long as there is me in the mission list, I will not go even if I resign.

Not only the Honglu Temple, but even the young officials of the Ministry of Rites have also made connections to find a way.

All show their talents.

In short, it is to not allow yourself to be included in the list of diplomatic missions to the Qiang country.

And right now!

Shen Lang stood up, let me go!

For the dignity of the king.

For the dignity of Vietnam.

I am willing to send an ambassador to Qiang on behalf of Vietnam.

I am willing to condemn the Qiang King and make him confess his guilt.

Let the country of Qiang give an account to the country of Yue, and let all the people of the world be satisfied.

Immediately, the whole country fell silent.

You, you Shen Lang, are you crazy?

Is it bad to live? Have to go to die?

Did Earl Xuanwu abuse you? Make you think so?

You want to die is very simple. He Dinghong eats it, finds a rope and hangs it, and then finds a deeper pit to jump down.

Guarantee the time for half a stick of incense to die.

At least there is a whole corpse in these methods of death, at least there is no need to die so painfully.

Are you on an envoy to the Qiang country?

This is not only dead without a corpse, but even eaten alive by those barbarians.

Shen Lang shouted publicly, I knew that this was a near-death situation.

But for the sake of the country of Yue, for the monarch, and for the sake of my father-in-law, what should I be afraid of?

When the king heard this, his face twitched.

what do you mean?

You have to list the matter of Feng Xuanwu Hou separately, do you think it doesn’t count for my ability to speak? Are you going to take my army?

You can rest assured, as long as you complete the mission of the Qiang country, I will definitely keep my word.

Immediately afterwards, Shen Lang said it was very embarrassing.

I, Shen Lang, have the intention to win glory for the country, but unfortunately I have no fame, my status is too low, I am just a student of the eunuch.

So the Ministry of Rites directly gave Shen Lang a son of the state.

Shen Lang is still very embarrassed, this diploma is not too hard, it makes me go to the Qiang country, and I have no confidence.

The Ministry of Rites gritted its teeth and granted Juren fame.

Anyway, you're a dying person, and it's not too much to give a person a reputation.

At least it was unanimously approved by the Ministry of Rites at that time.

This is unprecedented.

Judging people's fame is very precious. Even after the princes, even if you have made great achievements, you can honestly give me the imperial examinations, and it is impossible to give me the honors directly.

It's a special situation right now.

Everyone knows that the mission to Qiang is to sacrifice one's life for the country, so the promotion of the line of fire is also appropriate.

Shen Lang is still very embarrassed, it is not hard enough to be famous.

This makes me still not confident enough when I face the king of Qiang, or else you will give it up again?

All the officials of the Ministry of Rites looked sideways, you Shen Lang went too far, it's almost enough.

Are you addicted to blackmail?

Could it be that you want to grant Jinshi status?

impossible! Death is impossible to give Jinshi status.

Just when Shen Lang and the Ministry of Rites were at a stalemate.

The monarch gave a gift to the Jin Family Courtyard. Shen Lang opened it and saw that it was a rock, an extremely hard rock.

The meaning of the king is very clear.

Do you think Juren's fame is not hard enough, so is this rock hard enough?

Is it your Shen Lang's hard head, or is this widow's rock hard?

Therefore, Shen Lang resolutely persuaded.

He took over the honor of the Ministry of Rites.

From now on, Lord Lang will lift people up.

One day later!

The monarch also decreed that Shen Lang was canonized as the master book of the eight products of Honglu Temple.

It's a little official like sesame seeds.

Two days later!

The monarch issued another decree, granting Shen Lang the title of San Lang.

This Chaosan Lang is an official title, not a position, it is empty.

That means, you have been promoted by one level, and from now on you will be from the seventh rank.

Shen Lang also broke the record of the Yue Kingdom's court for decades.

When a person becomes an official, he will be promoted to one level in just five days, and he has achieved the seventh rank.

This promotion is fast.

But no one is envious, because this is all a routine.

Two more days have passed!

The monarch officially decrees!

Canonized Shen Lang as the official envoy, led the embassy, ​​sent to the Qiang country, condemned the Qiang king, and must not damage the prestige of the Yue country.

Of course, the so-called envoy was only Shen Lang, not even the deputy envoy.

One hundred cavalrymen escorted Shen Lang out of the Suzaku Gate and headed for the Qiang Kingdom.

Princess Ning Yan sends each other a hundred miles!

Finally, she shouted at Shen Lang: "Shen Lang, you are good, you are a hero."

"Don't worry, after you die, I will take care of Xiaobing for you."

Suddenly, Shen Lang gritted his teeth.

If you don't know how to speak, don't speak.

"Although you went to Qiang Kingdom this time, you will die, but even if there is hope, you will come back alive."

"We are brothers, I will definitely protect your family."

"Shen Lang, you must have hope, and you must work hard to live."

Then, the tigress princess felt that her motivation was too general and not substantial enough.

So, she shouted loudly: "Shen Lang, don't you want to sleep with me? When you come back alive, I will sleep with you, brother. I will do what I say."

Shen Lang was about to move, I managed to hold back, tigress, you are cheating on me!

This sentence made Shen Lang enter the third stage.

From a slate to a stone.

well! I believe that soon, we will enter the third stage.

My brother Yun Mengze is really a god.

At this time, this goddess, in Princess Ning Yan, waved at Shen Lang.

The imperial ambassador Yun Mengze said: "Brother Lang, you must seize the opportunity to break the taboos in your heart and find a new self in the thousands of miles away from the Qiang country."

To persuade me to cheat, I can say it so beautifully and refined.

My brother is indeed a talent!

………………

Time is like water, time is like a shuttle.

The days on the road are so boring, and I can't pretend to be forceful, and there are no beautiful women.

On the left is Dasha, and on the right is Huang Feng.

In the middle is a sneaky Shen Shisan who peeps at Huang Feng!

These two are really having an affair.

Thirteen?

When did your eyes go blind?

Why didn't I know you had such a strong taste?

The days when you can't be forced will pass quickly!

…………

Ten days later!

Shen Lang led the embassy and entered the country of Qiang with more than a dozen heads of Qiang people!

"Bang bang bang bang..."

The ground began to tremble.

Then a group of Qiang cavalry rushed in like a tide, and instantly surrounded Shen Lang.

A super tall, super strong, but beautiful woman, she rode a white cow and stood out from the crowd.

She was holding a Qinglong Yanyue Saber in her hand, which was definitely more than a hundred kilograms.

It is no wonder that if you want to ride an ox, the war horse can't carry it at all.

"You are Shen Lang, the envoy of the Yue Kingdom?" the Qiang female general said coldly.

Shen Lang said: "It's right here!"

The female general said coldly: "Take it all down for me, peel off this Shen Lang's skin and cramps, and take off the flesh piece by piece to feed the dog!"

"Yes!"

Then thousands of Qiang cavalrymen wailed, waving machetes, and attacked Shen Lang's mission.

Shen Lang said loudly: "Princess Arunana, everyone is your own, your own! Have you seen this idiot behind me? Is he your husband?"

"Da silly, still not going to meet your wife?"

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Note: The second update has been sent, and I will continue to write the third update. It seems to be going to the movies, but I can't squeeze in two hours, woohoo!

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