Xu Qianqian never dreamed that the groom tonight would be Shen Lang.
How could it be him? It's impossible even if the sun rises in the west.
Who is Jin Mulan?! The high goddess.
Who is Shen Lang? An imbecile with mental problems, a trash who can't even wear clothes.
Besides, the day before yesterday, she had just kicked Shen Lang out of the house and accused him of stealing and molesting a maid.
With such a high family in Count xuanwu's mansion, how could such a prodigal son be chosen as a redundant son-in-law?
No, he couldn't accept the result at all.
Shen Lang, since you have been kicked out of our house, you should be lowly to the dust. It would be better to turn into a pile of dog shit on the ground and be trampled on.
Now you have married a woman who is more beautiful and nobler than me?
How is this possible?
God is joking.
Next to him, Zhang Jin was about to vomit blood.
Why?
Jin Mulan, this gorgeous little girl, didn't even dare to hope that she would marry Shen Lang, this trash?
"Hahahaha..."
All of a sudden, Zhang Jin burst out laughing and everyone looked at him.
Zhang Jin said, "Miss Jin Mulan, your wedding is fake. It's a conspiracy."
Jin Mulan said coldly, "Why do you say that?"
Zhang Jin pointed at shen lang and said, "Everyone knows who this person is. His name is Shen Lang. He hasn't learned a thousand words in ten years of study. He was kicked out by the Hanshui town school. After entering the superfluous Xu family, he was expelled for stealing property and molesting maids. How can Earl's mansion take such a waste seriously? How does miss Jin Mulan like it? So this wedding is a fake."
"Yes, yes!" The youths around could not help but shout.
They also thought it was fake. How could miss Jin Mulan marry such a trash?
Zhang Jin opened his head and winked at the crowd.
After all, he was the son of Imperial guard, and it would be too rough and low to fight with Shen Lang in person.
In the crowd, a scholar came out.
Lang sheng said, "I can prove it best because I read in the Hanshui town school with him, and Shen Lang is a moron."
Shen Lang recognized this man, named Yan Xiong, who was indeed his classmate at the Hanshui town school.
The people who came out to stab you at the crucial moment were really acquaintances.
Yan Xiong, from a poor family background, was not qualified to attend the wedding tonight. But after he got into the middle school, he paid respect to a good teacher, the retired former Xuanwu city advocate bo yan, so he came with him.
Of course, he not only fawned on zhang boyan, but also Zhang Jin, so he barely got on with the relationship with Imperial guard The zhang family.
In the Hanshui town school, Yan Xiong was a bully, and Shen Lang was a super scum. He wouldn't even look at him.
However, he did not expect Shen Lang to be married to the princess of Xuanwu city, miss Jin Mulan. How could he bear it?
So he forgot about sven for a moment, and with Zhang Jin's eye command, he came straight out.
Shen Lang stood up and said faintly, "Yan Xiong, you said I was brain-damaged, but you have evidence?"
"Haha." The scholar yan xiong said, "You have been studying for ten years and you can't even recognize a thousand words. Isn't that evidence? In this way, if I write a few words that you can recognize, I won't say that you are retarded. If you can't recognize, then you are, what?"
Xu Qianqian wanted to stop him, but Shen Lang answered in advance, "Okay!"
"Get a pen, ink, paper and ink," said yan xiong, the scholar.
At first, he was still a little nervous. After all, this was Earl's mansion, not a place where a scholar like him could be presumptuous, so his legs were trembling.
But now that everyone was supporting him, as if they were supporting the moon, Yan Xiong had no more unease. He just wanted to make a big splash and had better break up Shen Lang and Xu Qianqian's marriage directly.
Of course, Earl's mansion did not want to give pen, ink, paper and ink, but there were several sets of pen and ink when registering gifts, and someone immediately went to get them.
Yan Xiong picked up the brush and wrote a few words on the big red paper.
Everyone stepped forward to take a look, but their backs were a little chilly, and their hearts took a deep breath.
Because these words look familiar, but they don't know each other.
It was really too remote, not to mention that the martial arts people present did not know them, and some of them even did not know the scholars who had a reputation. Who would recognize these words for no reason, and it was completely useless.
It could even be said that among the ten scholars, eight could not recognize the three words written by Yan Xiong.
It was too difficult.
"Just these three simple words. If you recognize them, you are not brainless. If you can't recognize them, then you are." Yan Xiong said proudly.
Jin Mulan glanced at her beautiful eyes and frowned.
Of course, he could recognize these words. Although she was practicing martial arts, she read a lot of books, but these words were too remote. If she didn't happen to read them in a certain book, she wouldn't recognize them at all, because they were basically unnecessary.
Shen Lang stepped forward and saw that the three words were: e, 玊, 玊.
It was really difficult. Although he graduated with a master's degree from medical university, he only recognized the first of the three words, and the last two were unknown.
"Haha... I don't know. It's amazing that you can recognize one of these words." Yan xiong, the scholar, said, "Honestly, you don't know me. Admit that you are a moron. After ten years of study, you don't even know these three simple words."
Many people were embarrassed. They had been studying for more than ten years, and even got the scholar. Some even got the giant, but they didn't know the words in it.
Although Shen Lang didn't know him, he was also traveling with an alien laptop, which contained all kinds of dictionary and could easily be found.
And now that the alien laptop was more advanced in his mind, Shen Lang could get the answer almost immediately with a glance, and there were many more.
Everyone was looking at Shen Lang, waiting for him to make a fool of himself.
Shen lang said, "This first word has the same pronunciation as goose. It is a plant that can be used as medicine. It comes from" the book of songs," the poem yun jingjing zhe e is in the middle of it."
Yan Xiong was a little shocked when he said this. Although the word was the simplest, Shen Lang, a trash, should not recognize it.
However, he was very confident that Shen Lang would not know the next two words.
However, Shen Lang did not stop at all, and then said, "This second word is pronounced 玊, one meaning flawed jade, the other meaning royal family."
Before Yan Xiong was surprised, Shen Lang did not stop and said, "This third word is really very rare, and there are many kinds of pronunciation. The first word is vertical, which means vertical."
"The second thought, rolling, is to connect up and down."
"The third kind of retreat means to retreat."
"The fourth type, nianzuo yi, is an ancient surname, which originated from the ancient jiang family."
The history of this world had been destroyed before, and many ancient chinese books were unearthed as the enlightenment of civilization.
So many allusions came from these excavated books, not the history of this world, but recorded, and became history.
After that, Shen Lang said to the scholar, yan xiong, "Am I right?"
Yan Xiong looked at Shen Lang in disbelief. He could only pronounce the last word in two different ways, the homonym for vertical and one. He didn't understand the other two.
Isn't this Shen Lang a moron? When I was in school, I was so stupid that I couldn't even read the most common words, let alone the most remote words.
Shen Lang turned to Yan Xiong's teacher, the former master of xuanwu city, and said, "Mr. Zhang, you are knowledgeable and talented in both literature and martial arts. Did you say these three words correctly?"
The white-haired old city lord glared at his disciple Yan Xiong and smiled, "That's right!"
Everyone was astonished when they heard this.
Especially Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian, Xu Qianqian knew what Shen Lang was.
She knew exactly how remote these three words were, especially the last one, which Xu Qianqian did not know, and Shen Lang, a moron who failed to pass the first ten years of school, actually knew?
This, how is this possible?
Shen Lang continued, "Yan Xiong, since you can read, how about I write a few words for you to read?"
Scholar Yan Xiong sneered and said, "Based on you? What words do I not recognize? Ridiculous!"
Shen Lang picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and wrote many words directly on it.
I snuggled.
The cuan is the cuan.
It's silly.
It's hard to force it.
After writing, Shen Lang asked, "Yan Xiong, what do you know about these words? If you know more than four words, I will obey you."
Scholar Yan Xiong looked at these dozens of words, and his eyes were going to be dazzled. This... What the hell is this?
However, some of them were obviously acquainted with him, so he couldn't help but blurt out, "I'm stupid!"
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Note: happy mid-autumn festival, everyone. I wish you all happiness and health.