Night fell.
A group of cavalry escorted Shen Lang and Jin Mulan's carriage, galloping at a special pace.
Soon they will arrive at zhang jin's old house.
"Mother, don't be nervous later." Shen lang said.
Mulan said, "Okay."
Shen lang said, "I know I'm very handsome and will put a lot of pressure on you, but you can rest assured that you are still worthy of me purely based on your looks. Don't be ashamed of yourself. You must put on the posture of being your number one beauty."
Mulan immediately turned his face away.
"You must always remember that you are the number one beauty in Xuanwu city, the number one beauty in Nujiang county, and the number one beauty in Tiannan province." Shen Lang said heavily.
Mulan said, "Yes, don't worry, husband. I will support you. I won't let you lose face."
"That's right." Shen lang said, "I must make all the men present vomit blood out of jealousy. I have such a beautiful and noble wife beside me. Her figure is still so hot and her martial arts are so high. Although I haven't slept yet, others don't know."
Mulan couldn't stand it any longer and put her hand on Shen Lang's waist. Just because he doesn't hit his husband doesn't mean he can't pinch him.
Shen Lang did not dare to move his body, but he could straighten his back, take a breath, and immediately let his waist away from the jade lady's claws two centimeters.
"As for me, please rest assured that I will crush all the men present and make all the women jealous of you so much that their eyes will explode." Shen Lang patted his chest.
Mulan didn't want to talk to him.
The last thing she liked in her life was to compare, and she never needed to compare.
But there was no way, to marry such a man who loved to compare.
So vain.
Shen Lang's side, however, entered a life of exclamation.
"Alas, life is a process of comparison. In the middle of the tunnel, you have to swim faster and stronger than other insects, so that you have the chance to become a human. Otherwise, you will always be a tadpole."
"After you're born, you're smarter and prettier than the other kids."
"When you grow up, you will be more handsome and better than others."
"When you're an adult, you have to earn more money than your husband, be prettier than your wife, and be smarter than your children."
"When you get old, you have to be more promising and filial than any other child."
"People have been competing all their lives, and their children and grandchildren are infinite."
"People can't live without a sense of superiority, so people like to stay with people who are worse off than themselves."
Mulan turned to look at shen lang.
This husband of his was like this, discerning the world situation, vulgar and elegant.
She could not help but say gently, "Husband, you don't have to see things too clearly. It's happier to be confused."
Shen Lang turned his head and said, "I'm very happy! Because I've never lost in a competition with others. I'll always win. I'll win no matter what, hahaha!"
Mulan turned around and completely ignored him.
Outside, Jin Hui couldn't help but say, "Uncle, do you win in martial arts?"
"Yes, of course." Shen lang said, "My wife is so powerful. We are husband and wife. Her martial arts are my martial arts."
Suddenly, Jin Hui, who was driving the carriage outside, felt a little breathless.
Because the air seemed to be filled with endless sao qi, a breath would burn my heart.
But Mulan and Jin Hui were filled with confidence.
With Uncle like this, he might really be able to crush the entire scene in this fierce battle tonight.
At this moment, Shen Lang was really full of fighting desire.
But instead of feeling the tension of going into a tiger's den alone, he was full of anticipation.
There was a feeling that sharks were about to kill when they swam into the lake.
"We have three minutes to go into battle."
"Two minutes."
"One minute!"
Shen Lang's carriage stopped.
At the The zhang family mansion where the wedding banquet was held.
The battle is over!
...
Shen Lang was almost the last to arrive.
Almost!
Because there were two more pretentious people than him, and they had to wait until the end.
But by now, the courtyard was filled with guests.
Nujiang county, Yangwu county, and all the powerful families around them were almost wiped out.
The lord of Liu Wuyan could only disappear from the crowd.
"Miss Count xuanwu's mansion, Jin Mulan, Uncle shen lang!"
As soon as the carriage reached the gate, someone shouted.
Shen Lang was instantly alert.
There was a conspiracy.
Because the singer actually added his Shen Lang name, which was extremely abnormal.
In principle, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian were extremely hostile to Shen Lang, and they would definitely trample on his dignity, so when they sang, they would either only call Jin Mulan's name, and even if Shen Lang was added, they would also emphasize their son who was a stepson.
However, they did not do this, and if they did not elevate Shen Lang's identity, there must be a conspiracy.
It must be said that Shen Lang's heart was as delicate and sharp as hair.
Just as he and Jin Mulan's names were called out, all the small talk in the yard and all the conversation were over.
Everyone looked at Shen Lang and the two of them.
Of course not because he was handsome, but because he was too famous.
And the guests at the engagement party knew in their hearts that this was the prelude to the siege of Count xuanwu's mansion.
Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and walked out of the carriage, enjoying the attention of the crowd.
And at this moment!
A large wave of enemies came at a great speed!
...
A raging woman rushed right in front of Shen Lang.
This woman was very vulgar, very cheap and enchanting.
The way she dressed, the way she acted, made it clear who she was.
Whore, over thirty years old.
And it was a very low grade one, which cost no more than half a silver coin per night.
"Langjun, the slave family has finally found you." The prostitute looked at Shen Lang in surprise and said loudly, "A few days ago in Lan shan city, you and the slave family were in love, and you lived together for a long time. It's really unforgettable to the slave family for the rest of their lives."
The message of this sentence was that Shen Lang was a prostitute in Lan shan city, and he was such a slut.
Shen Lang stood there, watching her performance.
The whore said, "Shen lang, you said that I was much better than your mother in bed. You said that she was just a piece of dead fish and wood without any reaction, but I made you want to live and die. You said that you slept with your mother in a strange dream, and that there might be another man in her heart who gave you a green hat."
Shen Lang's eyes shrank, and there was a little anger in Mulan's beautiful eyes.
The whore said, "Shen lang, you promised me that you would take me to Xuanwu city and raise me as an outer room. You even gave me your personal token."
After saying that, the prostitute raised a long life lock with the word "Wave" printed on it.
That's right, it was the long-life lock Shen Lang had worn since he was a child. His father made it for him personally.
After that, the long life lock should be left in the Xu family.
"Shen lang, I've been waiting for so many days. Why didn't you come to pick me up?" The prostitute lamented.
Shen Lang frowned.
"Shen lang, you are such a heartless man." The prostitute sobbed and said, "You shouldn't have raped me with Jin Mucong that day. I couldn't get up for three days."
This is more disgusting.
Everyone present, even if they were to perform, had to perform a disgusting feeling.
"Shen lang, although you are so handsome and outstanding, but... You have to pay for the night's expenses. After all, you have to pay for the brothels. You not only ate a bowl of noodles that night, but also ravaged me seven times. The next day, I saw the sunflower and you didn't let it go. This is to increase the money."
This made it even more disgusting, almost nauseating.
It made people think that Shen Lang was filthy and despicable, to find such a vulgar and inferior prostitute, even if she came to the sunflower, she was a disgusting beast.
What's worse, he hasn't paid yet.
Xu Guangyun's present to Shen Lang, even if it was the appetizer that besieged him tonight?
It was very down-to-earth, and there was no bottom line.
It can't hurt people, but it can disgust people.
It was as if he had stepped on dog shit and couldn't get rid of it.
And it was almost unsolvable.
No matter how Shen Lang dealt with it, he was wrong and couldn't wash it clean.
Xu Guangyun was doing the same thing to him.
Shen Lang wrote a book about Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian's reputation, and it was almost the same trick.
However, Shen Lang was a little more elegant, using a classic book with very high attainments to camouflage this kind of behavior.
The crowd couldn't help but be excited to see how Shen Lang would deal with this disgusting and despicable trick.
There's really no solution.
Shen Lang gave Jin Hui a few instructions.
"Yes." Jin Hui immediately turned and left.
When the whore saw that Shen Lang was really helpless, she felt even more pleased.
The money was safe to make.
As a result, she went overboard and rushed over to hug Shen Lang's thigh.
"Langjun, when are you going to pick me up? When are you going to pay the night fee?"
Shen Lang did not get angry, instead, he looked pleasant and said in a gentle voice, "Sister, how much did I owe you that night?"
Everyone was surprised by this.
Shen Lang, what are you doing?
Instead, you admitted that you poured this bucket of dung water on your head?
The prostitute said, "You and Jin Mucong played with me thirteen times, and the sunflower saw blood. There are five silver coins in total."
"Five silver coins, right?" Shen Lang said more gently, "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, okay?"
Then, he took out ten gold coins and gave them to the prostitute.
The prostitute was overjoyed and took the money.
Her heart was filled with disdain and disdain for Shen Lang.
A useless little boy is really a waste. Did you think that if you gave me the money, I would change my mind and clear your name?
Dream on!
Because the Xu family will give me more money.
Shen lang said, "Sister, what is the price of a normal reception?"
The prostitute said, "Half a silver coin, but you and Jin Mucong are two people, and I am injured and bleeding, so I need to pay more."
Shen lang said, "Then I will give you ten gold coins, which is equivalent to two hundred silver coins. If you deduct the five silver coins owed to you, there is still one hundred and ninety five left, which means that it is enough for you to receive three hundred and ninety guests, right?"
Shen Lang's voice grew colder and her eyes filled with a cold smile.
"Jin Hui, bring it up!" Shen Lang ordered.
Immediately, Earl's mansion's cavalry brought in more than twenty beggars and vagrants.
Every time there was a banquet, the beggars and vagrants were always around, because there would be a lot of food to be wasted, and in order to show that the master was kind, the food would be given away.
So Shen Lang decided to pack it later, not because he couldn't bear the food, but because he was afraid that his precious wife's saliva would be eaten by others.
The beggars and vagrants smelled and had not bathed for at least a few months, and some of them had scabs.
They did not dare to look at Jin Mulan, who was as beautiful as a fairy, but their eyes were as fierce as flames when they looked at the prostitute.
Shen Lang said to the twenty beggars and vagrants, "Brothers, do you like this woman?"
These beggars and vagrants had green eyes.
Now, they don't even think of women as women, even when they see a sow, they think they have double eyelids.
What's more, this whore in front of me is simply... It's a delicious big fat pork trotter.
"Yes, yes!"
"I never dreamed of such a woman."
Shen lang said, "It's my treat today. Each of you can play ten times!"
Suddenly, the twenty vagrants and beggars rushed towards the prostitute.
He lifted her plump body and walked out.
The whore's soul was shattered.
This... This is going to die.
More than twenty vagrants and beggars would really kill her alive.
He will die, and he will die miserably.
"Help, help..." The prostitute shrieked.
However, the warriors of Count xuanwu's mansion formed a human wall and no one could save her.
Shen lang said, "I've already paid. It's natural for you to receive guests."
The woman was so frightened that she shuddered and almost peed.
"Xu Butler, help me. I only slandered Shen Langgongzi for you. Help me..."
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Note: another 3600 words, my benefactors, give me your tickets!
Thank you for the $ 40,000 I chased you for that year.