Actually, Chou Xiao didn't hurt at all.
And his senses were numb at the moment, and the reason why he howled was purely instinctive.
This is his real life.
This is his second life.
This thing brought him boundless joy and conquered countless women who had harmed him.
At this point, even the roots were cut off.
The fear and emptiness could not be suppressed, so he screamed.
But Shen Lang looked down and frowned.
Damn, what a donkey.
With that, you deserve to be castrated. What do you want to do, raise the average of men?
Chou Xiao's scream was like a signal.
More than a hundred pirates he had brought with him drew their swords sharply and rushed in frantically.
Uncle xuanwu did not need Shen Lang's instructions to immediately lay the sword across Chou Xiao's neck.
Shen Lang tore off the woman's clothes and covered Chou Xiao's waist, blocking his castrated wounds.
"Bang bang..."
A moment later, the door was slammed open.
Chou Xiao's pirate masters rushed in.
At the same time, experts from Count xuanwu's mansion came in.
Uncle xuanwu said, "Your young master is in my hands. If you dare to take half a step forward, his head will fall to the ground."
Shen Lang whispered in Chou Xiao's ear, "Get your men to step down."
The hallucinogens in Chou Xiao's body had completely flared up, and it was as if he was out of the clouds, not even hearing Shen Lang's words clearly.
Shen Lang whispered in his ear, "Back off."
Chou Xiao shouted, "Back off!"
Shen lang said, "Get out."
Chou Xiao followed, "Back out."
The pirate masters looked at each other for a few seconds, then slowly left the house, but still pressed against each other.
How could the young master become a hostage with such high martial arts?
But at this time, we must not act rashly. If the young master dies in the hands of the Jin family family, these pirates will certainly die, and the pirate king will not let them go.
"Release the young master immediately, or the king's pirate army will come and kill you all."
One of the pirates noticed that Chou Xiao's leg was bleeding and exclaimed, "What did you do to the young master?"
After all the pirate masters left the house.
"Bang bang..."
The door of the house closed again.
But Jin Shiying had already led a group of experts into the hall, Shen Lang and Jinzhuo Earl were all behind to protect.
"Shoot!"
At the command.
It was dark outside.
Thousands of archers shot furiously.
"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh..."
Arrows rained like rain.
Three thousand people shot arrows at more than one hundred people.
And there was no need to aim, and there was no need to be careful about shooting at their own people.
Because the master of Count xuanwu's mansion had already retreated into the house.
"Ah... Ah... Ah..."
More than a hundred pirate masters screamed in anguish.
Some of them smashed on the door desperately, trying to rush in.
The other part was frantically trying to break through the siege and kill in the dark.
But after all, they were only elite experts, not top experts in martial arts.
How could more than a hundred people beat more than three thousand people?
In a short time, more than a hundred people were killed completely.
...
In the barracks at the foot of the mountain.
More than 2,000 pirates were still munching on meat, drinking heavily and laughing at Shen Lang.
"Do you think Shen Lang sold his butt now?"
"Perhaps the young master is enjoying it."
"Listen, there's fighting on the mountain."
Many pirates rushed out of the house.
Sure enough, the sound of fighting came from the mountains.
"No, the young master is at the house on the mountain."
"Is uncle xuanwu crazy? How dare they take less initiative?"
"Aren't they afraid that the king will destroy the Jin family family?"
As a result, more than 2,000 pirates took out their weapons and killed them on the mountain.
"Save the young master, save the young master!"
"Kill, kill, kill all the dogs of Count xuanwu's mansion!"
The pirates were drunk, without any rules, without any fear, and rushed up the mountain without a leader.
The house where Shen Lang invited Chou Xiao to dinner was halfway up the mountain, and the mountain was quite steep.
There was only one way up from the foot of the mountain. Although it was relatively wide, it could not accommodate more than two thousand people. All of a sudden, the pirates were completely crowded together.
"Array, array!"
The pirate leaders shouted.
The two thousand pirates began to line up.
"Boom, boom, boom..."
At this time, countless rolling logs and boulders rolled down the mountain.
For a moment, many pirates were on their backs.
"Spread out, spread out..."
"Spread out, climb up and meet on the mountainside."
The pirate leaders immediately changed their tactics.
Needless to say, these leaders were very experienced.
These pirates were also very brave, and after being killed by rolling stones and rolling logs over hundreds of people, they were not afraid.
After hearing the order, more than 2,000 people dispersed and climbed up the mountain without taking the main road.
Although they were not disciplined and free, the fighting capacity of a single pirate was still very strong.
After all, this was Chou Xiao's direct descendant. He would be his master and his men. Chou Xiao was domineering and undisciplined, and so were his pirates. If it were Chou Tianwei's elite, it would be no different from the regular army, and even braver.
But these pirates were really strong. On such a steep cliff, they climbed up so fast, as if they were on flat ground.
Seeing these pirates climb up in the dark.
Jin Shiying led 3,000 troops to fight.
"Rolling stone, rolling stone."
"Rolling wood!"
"Archery!"
"We must not let these pirates charge up, nor disturb the count."
The warriors of Count xuanwu's mansion immediately set up a line of defense.
They couldn't see clearly at night, so they shot arrows all over the sky.
"Whoosh, whoosh..."
Arrows rained down.
Countless rolling stones and rolling logs were smashed down.
In the darkness, countless pirates died miserably.
If you don't see him, just listen to him.
It was really not human to fight in the middle of the night.
Shen lang thought this battle could be easily won.
After all, the pirates were leaderless and drunk.
Count xuanwu's mansion's army waited for work with ease and condescended.
But they didn't expect the pirates to be so fierce that they were charged up in groups and climbed up the cliffs, then rushed into the battle to kill.
Their fighting ability was amazing.
Moments later, Count xuanwu's mansion's army suffered casualties.
The countess's face was livid, and the situation in his own army was not good. Usually, when performing martial arts, he was very sharp. Why did this happen when he really fought?
Nearly a thousand pirates and three thousand Jin family families were fighting like wildfire.
"Ouch! Stomachache, stomachache!"
"Ah, to shit, to shit..."
All of a sudden, the pirates screamed and squatted down with their hands over their stomachs.
It was obvious that Shen Lang had sent someone to put laxatives in the wine.
Shen Lang was very careful. Most of the wine had no laxatives. Because this group of people took away the food and wine, they had to send people to try it first.
If it was poisoned, it would be exposed in advance and ruin the plan.
Shen Lang controlled the number of drinks the pirates had taken away. They were so drunk tonight that they finished all the wine they had taken before asking Count xuanwu's mansion for it.
At this time, Jin Hui and the others delivered the wine with laxatives.
In order to prove that the liquor was not poisonous, Jin Hui and a dozen of his men drank the liquor and were now squatting in the maokeng.
After drinking the wine with laxatives, it took more than a quarter of an hour for the pirates to attack.
But once the laxatives hit, the pirates' fighting power would be completely destroyed.
The cramp in his stomach was unbearable, and he would either squat down or spit it out.
For a moment, the whole battlefield stinked.
Then there was the one-sided slaughter!
Half an hour later!
Almost all the pirates were killed clean and their heads were cut off!
Inside the house, shen lang covered his nose with a silk handkerchief soaked in perfume and frowned, "Father-in-law, these pirates are very brave."
Uncle xuanwu nodded.
It was not that the private army of the family was not elite, but that their fighting methods were too disciplined and dogmatic.
But the fighting power of these pirates was far beyond his imagination.
This was only Chou Xiao's lineage, and Chou Yaoer and Chou Tianwei's lineage became even more formidable and elite.
"Fortunately, we don't need to fight them, or else the situation will be dire." Shen lang said.
However, the more elite Chou Tianwei's pirate army was, the better it was to kill.
When the world turns upside down, no matter how sharp you are, you will not be able to defeat the power to destroy the world.
...
I don't know how long it took!
Chou Xiao woke up with a splitting headache.
He shook his head desperately, but he could not remember anything and seemed to have an impression.
"Someone, the beautiful spittoon."
"I want to wash up, I want to get dressed."
Chou Xiao shouted.
Then, instinctively, he propped his hands up and sat up.
But he was shocked to find that he could no longer feel his hands.
To be exact, the neck was completely numb.
His heart was filled with horror. What exactly happened?
I think I went to Shen Lang's party and drank too much?
Then, he saw the empty space between his legs, leaving only the stitches.
He was stunned.
Then, once again, he let out a shrill scream.
His life is gone.
If a man doesn't have this, what's the point of life?
Last night's screams were not so real, but this time they were.
The pain was unbearable.
And then Shen Lang came in.
"Master qiu mu, how are you? Are you awake? Are you hungry? Shall I have someone cook for you?"
Chou mu?
My name is not qiu mu.
But soon he realized that without a bird, the owl would become a log.
"Shen Lang, what did you do to me?" Chou Xiao screamed.
Then, he suddenly raised his hand to chop Shen Lang to death.
But...
His hand was no longer his hand, and he could not lift it at all.
"Someone, someone!"
"Kill this pretty boy Shen Lang, skinny cramp, skinny cramp!"
Chou Xiao screamed.
Shen lang said, "Young marquis, are you calling them?"
With a finger from Shen Lang, the door opened.
Chou Xiao saw a bunch of heads.
A total of more than two thousand pills, piled up into the capital view.
He knew every head, all of them his own pirates.
Chou Xiao's scalp went numb and he couldn't believe what he saw.
Is Shen Lang crazy?
Is uncle xuanwu crazy?
How dare he kill? He killed all the more than 2,000 pirates he brought with him.
Was he not afraid of his father's crazy revenge?
"Shen Lang, you're crazy. You're crazy." Chou Xiao screamed, "I have 30,000 pirates in A wave of anger city. My father will retaliate madly. He will kill every single member of the Jin family family. We will skin and cramp every single man of yours and ravage every single woman of yours to death."
"Shen Lang, you're done, the Jin family family is done, Count xuanwu's mansion is done, Jin Mulan is done. Heaven and earth, no one can save you anymore."
"Shen Lang, wait for my father to lead an army and kill all of you, all of you..."
Shen Lang squatted down and said, "Are you done yelling? Are you done venting? Are you comfortable? Are you quiet?"
Chou Xiao's eyes were filled with hatred, but they finally quieted down.
"Little marquis, I have too much to tell you. I need to reason with you and master the rhythm so that it can cause a fatal blow to your heart and shock you enough." Shen lang said, "First of all, there is no Gold mine on wangya island. All the gold is from the Heavenly dao association."
Chou Xiao was completely stunned.
Shen Lang's first words were really shocking.
"No, it's impossible. I saw the Gold mine with my own eyes. I saw the refined gold with my own eyes. It weighed tens of thousands of pounds." Chou Xiao screamed.
Shen lang said, "I used hundreds of thousands of gold coins to melt it, and then made it into gold sand mixed in the soil. Think carefully."
Chou Xiao shook his head desperately, "Impossible. Where did you get so many gold coins? How could the Heavenly dao association give you so much money? A whole million gold coins. Impossible, impossible..."
Shen Lang didn't say anything, so he took a mirror, a square foot of glass Jingzi, and placed it in front of Chou Xiao.
"Such a mirror costs less than a silver coin. Do you think it's worth a million gold coins?" Shen lang said.
Chou Xiao was stunned.
He was arrogant and domineering, but he was not stupid. On the contrary, he was very smart.
Seeing himself inside Jingzi, he was more clear and bright than ever before, far beyond all the bronze and silver mirrors and crystal mirrors.
He could easily deduce that this Jingzi was worth more than a million gold coins.
I see, I see!
No wonder the Heavenly dao association was willing to offer more than a million gold coins.
Shen lang said, "The second thing, aren't you curious who bit these teeth marks on me? Aren't you curious why my bird is so red and swollen? Do you know who trampled me all night?"
"It's your sister Chou Yaoer! She's been spending two hours with me, and it's really killing me, but it's also killing me."
"Besides, the gorgeous doctor who cured Chou Yaoer is herself."
The news was even more shocking, and Chou Xiao could not believe it at all.
It was as if he had been struck by lightning.
"Am I good or not? Praise me, praise me!" Shen lang said.
"Chou Xiao, you've been drooling over Chou Yaoer for more than ten years, but you haven't even touched half a finger. And I just met her and slept ten times, ten times in a row, bad luck!"
"Besides, Chou Xiao, did you know that Chou Yaoer had been poisoned by love that night and had no power to resist? As long as you were a little brave, you could sleep with her and Xu Qianqian. Unfortunately, you weren't brave enough!"
"It's a pity it's not you. It's the end of the day."
Chou Xiao is really going crazy!
"Shen Lang, I'll kill you, I'll kill you!"
Chou Yaoer, the Chou Yaoer he missed so much.
She was actually sleeping with a scum like Shen Lang.
Ah... Ah... Ah!
Shen Lang continued, "The third thing, aren't you curious about why I went to save Chou Yaoer, why I created such a big scam? The most important thing is why I kept you alive?"
"Most of the people who have offended me in the world have died."
"And the person who offended me was you, Chou Xiao, the most inhumane. In the end, I didn't kill you, I didn't even bother you once, and what's more terrifying is that I actually went to please you."
"Young master Chou Xiao, you have such a big heart. A viper like me is trying to curry favor with someone. He shouldn't be able to sleep all night. It's so obvious that it's not normal. Why can't you find out?"
Chou Xiao suddenly exclaimed, "Shen Lang, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?"
Shen lang said, "I want to create a shocking trap on wangya island. A net of heaven and earth will attract your father and let him kill with tens of thousands of pirates. Then... All of them will die."
"I will kill all your enemies."
"I will kill all the pirates in Raging tide city."
"I want revenge for the Jin family family twenty years ago."
"I want to take Raging tide city!"
As soon as the words came out.
Chou Xiao's hair stood on end, even though his neck was numb and he had already been castrated.
Such a big pen?
Such a big conspiracy?
Never seen, never heard.
"My father has tens of thousands of pirates under his command. How can you ever fight? It's you who will die." Chou Xiao shouted.
But he felt guilty.
This Shen Lang in front of him was so terrible that he could set such a big trap.
What else could he not do?
Chou Xiao's mind was working.
Shen Lang had been planning since Jinshan island?
No, no!
By the time he wrote "The wind and the moon are boundless," the layout had already begun.
Is there anyone worse than this in the world?
Chou Xiao screamed, "Shen Lang, are you a man or a ghost?"
Shen lang said, "Brother Chou Xiao, can your dialogue be a little deeper? Thank you!"
"Oh!" Shen Lang sighed again, "I'm done pretending. I feel so empty."
Then, he raised his hand.
Chou Xiao saw it and knew it was a signal. It was a signal that shen lang wanted to kill someone.
No, I can't die.
Even if he was castrated, it would be better to live than to die.
I want to live, I want to live.
"Shen Lang, don't kill me, don't kill me..."
"Master Lang, please don't kill me."
"I'm useful, I'm very useful. Master Lang, I don't know how you killed tens of thousands of pirates in my Raging tide city, and I don't know how you took my Raging tide city, but when you're done, don't you need a witness?"
"Am I not happy to see this happen? I am your enemy. You should let me live. This is my greatest punishment."
"And I know where our treasury is. Don't kill me, don't kill me!"
Shen Lang was shocked.
He was convinced!
Is the desire for life so strong?
You want to live after being castrated? And you want to live with your neck paralyzed?
Shen lang said, "Brother Chou Xiao, I think what you said makes sense. I'll give you a chance to live. You have to take it, okay?"
Chou Xiao nodded desperately and said, "I will hold it. Thank you, Master Lang. From now on, I will make you a pig and a dog, and a cow and a horse."
Shen Lang lit a incense stick and stuck it in the ground.
Then, he pointed to the outside and said, "Look outside this door."
The door on the left opened.
A hundred meters away from the door stood a woman, a valiant beauty.
Shen lang said, "Brother Chou Xiao, have you seen that beauty?"
Qiu xiao nodded and said, "Master Lang, I saw it. I saw it."
Shen lang said, "Tell me, who is she?"
Chou Xiao said, "Jin Jianniang."
Shen lang said, "Yes, Jin Jianniang, that's the Jin Jianniang you miss all the time. Last night, you told me that you wanted to sleep with her, right? Now I've found her for you. Do you think I'm good to you?"
"Okay, okay." Chou Xiao said, "Thank you, Master Lang. Thank you, your grace."
Shen lang said, "You climb up in front of her and kiss the soles of her shoes, giving you only one stick of incense. If you succeed, I won't kill you."
Chou Xiao nodded desperately, "Thank you, thank you."
Then he instinctively crawled towards Jin Jianniang.
One hundred meters, one incense stick time, don't be too relaxed.
But then he suddenly realized that he couldn't move his hands and legs. How could he climb?
"My lord, I can't move my hands or feet. I can't climb." Chou Xiao said.
Shen lang said, "Don't you still have teeth? It's okay to climb with them."
Chou Xiao was about to explode.
Climbing with your teeth?
Why don't you crawl for me?
But he didn't dare to have an attack.
His life was in Shen Lang's hands.
Shen Lang, you wait for me, you wait for me.
Next.
The scene that overturned Shen Lang's three views appeared.
Chou Xiao actually did it.
That's incredible.
A miracle!
He actually used his teeth to crawl forward.
First, use your teeth to bite a stone target, then drag your body forward.
Shen Lang looked at it with great respect.
Is a man's desire for survival so strong?
Chou Xiao, you are so awesome.
That's amazing!
In this way, Chou Xiao used his teeth to drag forward step by step.
He was only a hundred meters away from Jin Jianniang.
But every meter, there were countless tears and blood.
Every meter was as hard as hell.
Every single meter was an infinite humiliation.
Chou Xiao was fighting with his will. Even if he lost a few teeth, even if his face was covered in blood, he still tried to climb forward.
Shen Lang, wait for me.
If you let me live this time, I will kill your whole family, your whole family!
When there was still one tenth of a stick of incense left.
Chou Xiao accomplished this great task.
He used his teeth to climb a hundred meters and reached Jin Jianniang's feet.
"My lord, I have done it. I have done it. I can live." Chou Xiao cried bitterly.
He felt that he had just completed one of the greatest things.
Shen Lang clapped enthusiastically and exclaimed, "Great, brother Chou Xiao, you are so great. You have created a miracle."
Chou Xiao cried, "Thank you, thank you, my lord."
Shen lang said, "You're welcome. This miracle was done by you. You will become the first person in history. I won't kill you. I will do as I say."
Chou Xiao cried, "Thank you for your mercy."
Shen lang said, "You're welcome. I said I won't kill you, but I can't stop others from killing you. I'm really sorry!"
As soon as the words came out.
Jin Jianniang drew his sword and pierced through Chou Xiao's heart.
Then the second sword cut off Chou Xiao's head.
The little pirate king died in his grave.
Shen Lang stepped forward, picked up the head of the hateful owl, and handed it to a man in black next to him.
This man was an emissary sent by the pirate king Chou Xiao. He had originally asked Chou Xiao to change the negotiation plan to an expert with a split of 80 % and 20 %.
Just now, he saw everything Chou Xiao crawled over, like a dog.
Seeing Chou Xiao's most humiliating death.
Shen Lang placed Chou Xiao's head in the hands of the pirate king's emissary and said solemnly, "Brother, please mourn!"
"In addition, I would like you to personally deliver brother Chou Xiao's head to the pirate king, and I would also like to ask the old man to express his condolences."
"Send these two thousand heads along, too."
"By the way, don't forget to tell the pirate king that his beloved son died in an uneasy manner!"
"Take care, bon voyage!"
...
Note: the third one is on, but today it's even closer. I... I'm really crazy!
Brothers, give me support, give me encouragement, give me strength!