(Thank you, the leader, the little supernatural tadpole, for another thousand yuan reward, and thank you for your tears)
Ning Yan flew over ten meters.
Princess Mu Laohu fell to the ground and staggered back a few steps.
Then, she was completely stunned.
Shen Lang and princess ning jie were also in a daze.
Dasha himself was stunned.
What happened?
Princess Ning Yan was a person who could not afford to lose. She was so angry that she picked up her sword and rushed at Dasha.
"I'll fight you..."
Then, she slashed away with a sword.
"Bang..."
Then, she flew out again.
Cut it again.
It flew out again!
After landing, she was about to cry.
Her hand hurt so much. She shook her hand as hard as she could. The tiger's mouth split open and it was bleeding.
"Master, look at what you've taught me. I've been practicing for more than ten years, but I can't beat him for half a year." Lord Ning Yan said, "Big fool, why are you pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"
Dasha was surprised and said, "What do you mean by pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"
Ning bu qiang long princess, oh no, it was ning jie long princess who said softly, "Dasha, what have you been doing for the past six months?"
The fool said, "Take a beating and then take a bath."
Justice ning jie said, "Get beaten every day?"
Big fool said: "From dawn to dark, then take a bath, and then close the door."
Justice ning jie said, "Who's beating you?"
The fool said, "Master."
Lord Ning Jie said, "Why did he hit you?"
He said I was stupid."
Lord Ning Jie said, "Did he say when he won't hit you?"
Dasha: "He said he won't hit me when I can stop him."
Lord Ning Jie said, "How do you feel taking a bath every day?"
Dasha: "It hurts so much. The master is cooking me in a big pot. While he is cooking, the master is crying. He says he has used up all the things he has saved for more than ten years."
The truth was revealed.
Shen Lang couldn't help but marvel.
I want to retract my previous statement.
Zhong Chuke, this Great Master didn't pay for it.
You are really awesome.
Many people think that practicing martial arts must be a secret book for you, a set of Swordsmanship, you work hard for me, right?
That's how ordinary people, even 99 % of geniuses practice.
But there was a genius, but it wasn't like that.
Did Chou Yaoer have a way to fight?
No!
Just one move from him, a violent battle, an electric fan.
With a turn of the two ghost knives, all the enemies were dead.
So Dasha practiced martial arts, and there were no moves.
Even the trick was to imprison them.
Zhong Chuke was playing dumb every day, training his reaction and speed.
Otherwise, with Dasha's intelligence, do you think he can understand martial arts? Do you think he can do it?
Chou Yaoer was very smart, but she was already so talented that she didn't need to use her brain.
And Dasha was really stupid.
Grand master zhong chu was beating him every day, tens of thousands of times a day.
He was ambushed at 360 degrees.
What can a fool do?
He was born not to hide. Even a tiger could not hide when it came to him.
He could only block it with an iron bar.
Half a year passed.
Zhong Chuke had attacked him two million times.
Dasha also blocked two million times.
Of course, not once.
After all, Zhong Chuke was Great Master. How could Dasha stop him?
But can't stop Zhong Chuke, can't you stop princess ning yan?
So in the past six months, Dasha learned a trick.
I block!
I block!
And his power.
This man was born with divine power.
What's the scariest thing?
His golden blood.
Without training, one's strength is rising.
He recovered from his injuries.
So the last time he was seriously injured, someone else would have died, and he was thrown into the ravine for days and nights.
After Shen Lang rescued him, he soon recovered, and there was no wound left.
So Dasha's strength and true qi were naturally strong.
You don't need to practice, you can sleep better. People become stronger when they have money, and you, Dasha, can become stronger when you sleep.
Damn you, how can this be reasonable?
What is the so-called practice of true qi and internal force?
Isn't it just swallowing xuan, absorbing the energy of heaven and earth, entering dantian and blood vessels?
Ordinary people can also swallow, but the absorption is very weak, so they need all kinds of internal work to improve the efficiency of swallowing xuan.
But Dasha's golden blood was not needed at all. He could absorb the energy of heaven and earth by breathing through his pores.
However, after he absorbed the energy of heaven and earth, he could neither use it nor display it.
Zhong Chuke bathed him in medicinal herbs every day in order to inspire the strength he had hidden for nearly 20 years.
That's why he cried poor.
The medicinal herbs that had been saved for more than ten years were soaked in less than half a year.
Look at Chou Yaoer again.
They don't practice martial arts either. They practice meditation or internal skills.
What hard work? No such thing.
She either kills people or listens to stories every day.
So Dasha wasn't that strong after six months of martial arts practice, but Zhong Chuke had unleashed all of his potential internal strength over the past twenty years.
Can this not be awesome?
However, he can only block now, not attack.
About a year or two later, Zhong Chuke was going to teach him how to attack.
But this should be difficult.
Because Dasha was a tough coward, he never took the initiative to hit others.
When others attack him, they just hug his head and push his back for you to hit him.
You have the mace, I have the spirit shield.
Now imagine, it is not easy to master zhong chu.
It was as easy as pie to teach a man like Dasha to be number one in the world.
At least, you have to teach him how to hit people.
...
Princess ning jie explained to ning yan why Dasha was so powerful.
Lord Mu Laohu said, "Does that mean that I am still very powerful, but he is too abnormal?"
That's pretty much what he meant.
Mu Laohu ningyan said, "But what's the point of other people practicing martial arts when they are such perverts?"
Justice ning jie said, "Yes, it's meaningless."
Mu Laohu said, "No, it still makes sense. There are very few such perverts. Just don't meet them. Dasha, stay away from me. Don't let me see you."
"Oh." Dasha hid behind the pillar.
Shen Lang was speechless. It was useless to become the best expert in the world just because you were so timid.
Ning jie said, "You are not allowed to bully Dasha."
Then she waved at Dasha and said, "Come here."
Dasha came over.
Ning Jie took off a pendant on his neck. It was a jade of auspicious clouds. It was transparent and flawless. It was very precious.
She put the pendant on Dasha's wrist.
This pendant was very famous. It was given to princess ning jiezhang by the previous king. Many powerful people knew it.
Now that Ning Jie has given it to Dasha, this is to tell everyone that I am protecting this person and that you do not touch him.
Princess Ning Yan was so jealous.
She also liked this jade pendant. After asking for it many times, her aunt refused to give it to her, but now she gave it to a stranger.
But in Ning Jie's eyes, Dasha was no stranger.
Because he represented Yue kingdom's hope of becoming the world's martial arts.
"Okay, you guys go." The princess waved her hand.
Shen Lang let out a long sigh of relief and quickly slipped away for the first time. After leaving Jing lu, it was much more comfortable to stay away from princess Ning Jie.
She glanced at princess Ning Yan's waist.
Show some respect, everything works!
In fact, he did not like princess ning jie.
Ning Jie didn't like him either, so he didn't say a word to him.
Ning jie had a strong aura of saintess on her body, which made her not hard.
Shen Lang, on the other hand, had a strong smell of scum, which made him uncomfortable.
...
At night, guests were invited, the ambassador of Emperor yan country, prince Yun Mengze of qingyao.
Today, he had an appointment with Ning Yan to race, and he went to the racetrack early in the morning to wait, but Ning Yan hadn't gone by evening.
If you didn't come, you wouldn't have informed me.
Bored, Yun Mengze could only get two noble daughters at the racetrack.
Ning Yan was supposed to pay for the night, but somehow it became Yun Mengze's treat.
Princess Mu Laohu herself made a mistake and had to be treated.
That means, I made a mistake, so I gave you a chance to treat me?
But Yun Mengze didn't care. He was just a little out of sorts. Usually, he didn't play with women during the day. Today was too boring, so he broke the rules.
"Introduce me, this is my brother Shen Lang."
"This is Yun Mengze, empire trash!"
"This is Dasha!"
Princess Ning Yan gave a perfunctory introduction and sat down to eat.
Shen Lang: "I've heard a lot."
Yun Mengze: "I've heard a lot about you."
Shen Lang: "Laugh at what you see."
Then, the two of them had nothing to say.
The first thing the two of them felt when they met was.
Damn, so handsome?
No, I have to kill him.
Top beauties are natural enemies.
However, the hostility quickly disappeared.
Because both sides smelled the same kind of scent.
Why bother scum?
For some reason, Shen Lang understood how the emperor felt when he saw him.
The emperor repeatedly said, Shen Lang, you are a delicate person, it is not easy.
Ning Yuanxian, the ruler of the country, regarded himself as the most exquisite person.
Every aspect is exquisite, every aspect is exquisite.
After an awkward silence, Dasha suddenly said, "Second Sha, do I have to say I've heard of you for a long time?"
Yun Mengze glanced at Dasha, his eyes startled, and a special light flashed through them.
Then, he arched his hand at Dasha and said, "Laugh at me."
Then, she was embarrassed and speechless.
Dasha said again, "Second Sha, can I eat now?"
Shen lang said, "Eat, eat."
Dasha buried himself in his food.
Mu Laohu buried himself in his food.
Once again, Shen Lang and Yun Mengze fell into an awkward silence.
After a long time, Shen Lang finally thought of a question: "Master yun, how many women have you slept with?"
Yun Mengze thought for a while and said, "I don't remember. A few hundred."
Suddenly, Shen Lang tried to kill him again.
Look, this is the winner of the world.
Besides, he slept with beautiful women.
Princess ning yan said scornfully, "Rubbish, stud / horse!"
Yun Mengze asked, "Brother shen, what about you?"
Shen Lang felt a little embarrassed and said, "Three."
Ning Yan: "Rubbish!"
Eat your food. A few hundred people sleep in garbage. I only slept three and called me garbage.
If I wasn't afraid of being castrated by your father, I would have slept your Mu Laohu a hundred times.
Yun Mengze heard Shen Lang's answer and sighed, "It's a pity."
Shen Lang: "Isn't that right?"
Yun Mengze said, "Brother shen, do you know the secret of men like us sleeping with women?"
Shen lang said, "Don't be too devoted to one person, or you will feel guilty."
Yun Mengze said, "That's right! Any man's first reaction when he sees a beautiful woman is to want to sleep. It's normal. If you like a woman too much and care too much about her, then you will have a sense of responsibility, you will restrain yourself, and you won't let go. Because the pleasure of sleeping with a strange woman is no match for the guilt in your heart, so you can't sleep."
Shen lang said, "Brother, it's too late for me to understand this."
Yun Mengze picked up his glass and said, "It's too late to see each other!"
Shen Lang: "It's too late to see each other!"
Then Shen Lang asked a question and said, "Brother, can you stone Big Rump now?"
Princess Ning Yan looked up and said, "Who's big jiri? Why don't I know him?"
Yun Mengze said, "When I was with her, it was divided into several stages. At first, lei, then yu, then shi, then hang, and now wither."
Then, prince Yun Mengze said, "Shen Lang, you should be in the first stage now, right?"
Shen Lang nodded and said, "Yes! It would have been hard to control if it weren't for fear of being castrated."
Yun Mengze said, "I understand. It will be the second stage soon."
Shen lang said, "Brother yun, have you ever seen ning not hard?"
Yun Mengze said, "It's uncomfortable to avoid it. If brother shen can't meet her, don't meet her."
Shen lang said, "Brother knows my heart!"
Yun Mengze said, "It's too late to see each other. We come and go often."
Shen lang said, "Come and go often!"
Shen Lang felt that he had finally met his confidant.
Across thousands of miles, in the vast sea of people, he finally met a scum of the same level as him.
...
Halfway home, princess Ning Yan was furious.
"Shen Lang, the Big Rump you were talking about just now, isn't it me?"
It's been more than an hour before you realized it.
Shen Lang hasn't said anything yet.
Ning Yan drew his sword and shot it at Shen Lang.
Yes, it's a slap, not a chop.
This scum must be taught a lesson, how dare he speak ill of me.
I'll shoot, shoot, shoot!
One minute later.
Princess Ning Yan was panting and her entire arm was about to break.
She slapped a hundred swords in a frenzy. At first, she slapped them, then she slashed them.
Cut off a hundred swords from Shen Lang.
However, all of them were blocked by Dasha, not even touching the corner of Shen Lang's clothes.
"Don't be silly. It's not good to fight." The big fool said weakly.
Princess Ning Yan was about to cry. Her hands hurt so much.
"Shen Lang, you wait for me. I will never let you go. After Dasha leaves, I will kill you. I will beat your shit out."
With that said, princess Ning Yan stormed off and went home.
Seeing Mu Laohu talking shit.
Immediately, Shen Lang entered the second stage.
From lei, he entered a state of depression.
My brother Yun Mengze is really a god!
...
The next day!
The emperor decreed to behead more than a dozen The qiang kingdom envoys who burned Holy temple!
"Swish, swish, swish..."
More than a dozen executioners were chopped off with butcher knives.
The heads of the more than ten qiang people rolled off and blood shot out.
The crowd cheered.
The ministers cheered.
The king was mighty.
Yue kingdom is mighty!
The emperor issued an imperial edict, severely condemning The qiang kingdom, and said that all this was not over.
As for the burning of Holy temple, The qiang kingdom must give Yue kingdom an explanation.
Otherwise, The qiang kingdom would face full sanctions from Yue kingdom and suffer the wrath of the Yue kingdom people.
Don't say that you didn't know what to say.
The people of the world were even more excited.
The king was indeed wise and tough.
Then the emperor, Ning Yuanxian, ordered the ministry of rites to form an envoy to The qiang kingdom to condemn Qiang King.
The crowd could not help but shrink their necks.
Are they going to die?
After a short pause, 80 % of the officials in honglu temple reported illness at home.
This is death.
If you try to fool the people, we are all sensible.
The qiang kingdom was a psychopath, a war madman.
He went crazy and beat himself up.
They were slow to spread information and didn't know that the mission was cut off by Yue kingdom.
If Qiang King had known, he would have sent an army into Yue kingdom.
You sent an envoy to condemn Qiang King, with a dozen strong heads, and to make Qiang King confess?
My god?
Not to mention the mission, even if the prince led the team, Qiang King would still kill him.
This was not a life of near death, but a life of ten deaths.
And there was no body, no burial ground.
Peeling is a must, cramping is a must, and eating is a must.
So as long as I'm on the mission list, I won't go even if I resign.
Not only the honglu temple, but also the young officials of the ministry of rites have been seeking connections.
Each of them showed their own powers.
In short, he was not allowed on the list of envoys to The qiang kingdom.
And at this very moment!
Shen Lang stood up. I'll go!
For the dignity of the king.
For the dignity of Yue kingdom.
I am willing to go to The qiang kingdom on behalf of Yue kingdom.
I am willing to condemn Qiang King and make him plead guilty.
Let The qiang kingdom give Yue kingdom an explanation that will satisfy all the people in the world.
Suddenly, the whole country fell silent.
You, you, Shen Lang, are you crazy?
Isn't it good to be alive? Do you have to die?
Did Count xuanwu's mansion abuse you? Why are you so upset?
It's easy for you to die. If you eat it, you can hang it with a rope and jump down a deeper hole.
The time to ensure half a stick of incense would be over.
There was at least one full body left in these ways, and at least there was no need to die so painfully.
You're going to The qiang kingdom?
It's not just a dead body, it's even eaten alive by those barbarians.
Shen Lang said in public. I knew it was a close shave.
But for the sake of Yue kingdom, for the sake of the king, and for the sake of my father-in-law, why should I be afraid?
When the emperor heard this, his face twitched.
What do you mean?
And I have to make a separate list of Xuan Wuhou's case. Do you think I don't keep my word? Are you going to take my army?
You can rest assured that as long as you complete your mission in The qiang kingdom, I will keep my word.
Then, Shen Lang said he was in a difficult position.
I, Shen Lang, have the heart to win glory for my country, but unfortunately, I have no reputation. My status is too low, just a Imperial academy student.
So the ministry of rites gave Shen Lang Imperial palace eunuch students directly.
Shen Lang is still in a difficult position. This diploma is not too hard. It makes me have no confidence to go to The qiang kingdom.
The ministry of rites gritted its teeth and bestowed the title of merit.
Anyway, you are going to die, so it's not too much to give a name.
At least the entire ministry of rites passed unanimously.
This is unprecedented.
The title of a meritorious official is very precious. Even after the duke, even if he made great contributions, you will honestly give me the imperial examination. It is impossible to directly give the title of meritorious official.
This is really a special situation.
Everyone knew that the mission to The qiang kingdom was to die for the country, so the promotion of the fireline was also necessary.
Shen Lang was still in a difficult position, and his reputation was not strong enough.
This makes me still not confident enough to face Qiang King, or else you will rise again?
All the officials of the ministry of rites looked sideways. You Shen Lang went too far.
Are you addicted to blackmail?
Do you want to be a scholar?
Impossible! Even death can't give a scholar status.
Just when Shen Lang and the ministry of rites were at loggerheads.
The emperor gave a gift to the Jin family courtyard. Shen Lang opened it and saw that it was a stone, an incomparably hard stone.
The emperor's meaning was very clear.
Do you think the title of a person is not hard enough? Is this stone hard enough?
Is your Shen Lang's head hard, or is this stone hard?
So, Shen Lang decided.
He took over the title of the ceremonial department.
From now on, Master Lang will be the judge.
A day later!
The emperor also decreed that Shen Lang be conferred the eight main books of honglu temple.
What a petty official.
Two days later!
The emperor then decreed that shen lang should be dismissed as a lang.
This dynasty, sanlang was an official rank, not a position, but an empty one.
That means, I gave you a promotion, and from now on you will be in seventh grade.
Shen Lang broke the record of the Yue kingdom court for decades.
As an official, he was promoted to a higher rank within five days, reaching the seventh grade.
The promotion was swift.
But no one envied it, because it was all a routine.
Two more days passed!
The emperor decreed!
Conferring Shen Lang as the envoy, leading the mission, sending out to The qiang kingdom and condemning Qiang King, we must not undermine the national prestige of Yue kingdom.
Of course, the so-called mission was Shen Lang alone, not even a deputy envoy.
A hundred cavalry men escorted Shen Lang out of the vermillion bird gate and made their way to The qiang kingdom.
Princess Ning Yan sent her a hundred miles away!
At last, she shouted at shen lang, "Shen Lang, you're good. You're a hero."
"Don't worry, I'll take good care of little ice for you after you die."
Suddenly, Shen Lang gritted his teeth.
Mu Laohu, don't say anything if you can't speak.
"Although you will die this time in The qiang kingdom, you must come back alive even if there is any hope."
"We are brothers. I will protect your family."
"Shen Lang, you must have hope in your heart. You must live your life."
Then princess Mu Laohu felt that her motivation was not substantial enough.
So, she shouted loudly, "Shen Lang, don't you want to sleep with me? When you come back alive, I will sleep with you, brother. I, ning yan, will do as I say."
Shen Lang wanted to move. I had a hard time holding back. Mu Laohu, you're cheating on me!
This sentence brought Shen Lang to the third stage.
It changed from stone to stone.
Alas! I believe that in a short time, it will enter the third stage.
My brother Yun Mengze is really a god.
At this moment, this divine man, princess Ning Yan, waved at Shen Lang.
Yun Mengze, the imperial ambassador, said, "Brother lang, thousands of miles away from The qiang kingdom, we must seize the opportunity to break the taboo in our hearts and find a new self."
To persuade me to cheat, I can say it so elegantly.
My brother is really talented!
...
Time is like water, time is like a shuttle.
Life on the road is so boring, you can't pretend, and there are no beautiful women.
Dasha on the left and Huang Feng on the right.
In the middle was a sneaky Shen Shisan peeping at Huang Feng!
These two are really having an affair.
Thirteen?
When were you blind?
Why didn't I know you had such a strong taste?
The days when you can't pretend to be forced go by so fast!
...
Ten days later!
Shen Lang led the mission and entered The qiang kingdom with more than ten heads of the qiang people!
"Bang bang..."
The ground began to tremble.
Then a The qiang kingdom cavalry surged in and surrounded Shen Lang in an instant.
A super tall, super strong, but very beautiful woman, she rode a white cow and came out in a row.
She was holding a blue dragon moon blade in her hand, which was definitely over a hundred kilograms.
No wonder they had to ride cows, and the horses could not carry them at all.
"Are you Shen Lang, the emissary of Yue kingdom?" The The qiang kingdom female general said in a cold voice.
Shen lang said, "Exactly!"
The female general said in a cold voice, "Take it all off me. Peel off this Shen Lang and cramp him up. Cut off the meat from his body and feed it to the dog!"
"Yes!"
Then thousands of The qiang kingdom cavalry howled, waved their machetes, and attacked Shen Lang's mission.
Shen Lang shouted, "Princess Ah Lu Nana, everyone, everyone! Did you see this big fool behind me? He is your husband?"
"Dasha, aren't you going to meet your wife?"
...
Note: the second is on, and I'll write the third. It seems like I'm going to a movie, but I can't squeeze it out for two hours.
Begging for support, begging for a monthly ticket, crying and begging!