The bachelor party is so spooky that the news of Robert Downey's marriage inevitably spreads. However, Robert Downey has been prepared for a long time. In order to avoid paparazzi and unnecessary trouble, he specially rented a luxury yacht and put the wedding on the sea.
Since the big bang, he not only returned to the mainstream media vision, but also received more attention than before.
On this day, the weather was fine and the sea was calm. Murphy, James Franco, Seth Logan and Jonah hill all put on stiff suits. They stood behind little Robert Downey as best men. There were also three bridesmaids on the bride's side. Two of them were Susan Levin's friends and the other was Gail gado.
Guests gather on the top deck of the yacht, and a priest who often marries Hollywood stars is ready.
Robert Downey, Jr. and Susan Levin stand opposite the priest, waiting for the ceremony to begin.
"What did you say to the priest before?" Murphy asked Jonah hill in a low voice.
Before the wedding, Jonah Hill went out of his way to the pastor to say something. He was worried that this guy might go too far. This is a wedding, not a bachelor party.
Seth Logan and James Franco are also paying attention.
Jonah Hill winked at the three and said mysteriously, "I changed the priest's lines in the name of Downey."
"Changed the pastor's lines." Murphy looked at Jonah hill, his eyes like sword light.
"Don't worry, don't worry," Jonah Hill said hastily. "There's no mischief. I promise it won't go wrong."
The wedding began soon, and Murphy heard Jonah hildt's words after he had asked the priest to change them.
"Mr. Downey, whether the bride is poor, rich, sick, disabled or ugly, are you willing to love her for the rest of her life"
Robert Downey, Jr. said without hesitation, "I am willing to"
the priest who is the MC should ask the bride Susan Levin again, but instead of doing that, he continued to ask, "Mr. Downey, if you become poor in the future Poor, disabled, sick, ugly, would you like to let the bride live "
Robert Downey Jr. obviously didn't expect such a problem to pop up suddenly. He nodded and said," I do "
although Jonah Hill had a little accident, the wedding was generally very smooth. After the swearing in ceremony, the father of the bridegroom and the bride were both happy He made a speech, and then it was Murphy's turn to represent the best man.
This was decided before, and it was also voted by the other three best men on a show of hands.
Unlike previous parents' speeches, the main purpose of the best man's speech is to activate the atmosphere, express his best wishes to the new couple on behalf of his friends and guests, and invite everyone to raise their glasses to celebrate.
As the best man is usually close to the bridegroom, he can deliberately "slander" the bridegroom's past words and deeds in his speech. If he can skillfully bring "slander" back to the bridegroom's love for the bride, it is a good move.
It took Murphy a whole night to write this speech.
"Ladies and gentlemen, family, friends." Murphy looked across the deck to the sea not far away, where some speedboats were cruising. You don't have to guess it was paparazzi, so he added, "there are others."
Many people looked back and could guess that the other people Murphy said were reporters and paparazzi.
"Little Robert Downey, my friend; little Robert Downey, my brother. When he asked me to be the best man, I was very confused, because when the bridegroom invited the best man, he would always look for "
Murphy to look at the place where James Franco, Jonah hill and Seth Logan were standing," to find someone who is not as good-looking as themselves, not me. "
Robert Downey, Jr. lowers his head and laughs. Susan Levin covers her mouth. There's a burst of laughter on the deck.
"This guy," Jonah Hill rolled his eyes, and James Franco whispered to Seth Logan, "he learned a little humor from it."
Murphy made a downward gesture, and the laughter faded.
"I admit that at first, I didn't realize that he was asking me to be the best man, but then I understood. I said to him that I am honored and surprised, but I promise to do my best to complete the task. It's a more challenging and difficult task for me than I've ever done before. In addition, thank you very much for his trust in me. To some extent, I was moved "
" I met Downey in prison. We lived together, fought together, worked together, and forged a stronger friendship than the Rocky Mountains. At the same time, I also saw many outstanding talents of little Robert Downey. "
Robert Downey, Jr. looks at Murphy. What is this guy going to do? He doesn't think he will praise himself.
"Downey is a man who loves art and has outstanding talent." Murphy said very seriously, "I still remember that when he was bored in prison, he used mud to pinch a lot of inappropriate works of art, which gave people a great artistic feeling when they were depressed"
there was another burst of laughter.
This kind of joke is used to liven up the atmosphere. When I saw it, Murphy suddenly changed her tone."Donny, you come out of the dark and find a good girl to love. Susan, Downey is a bit headstrong, a bit poisonous, but full of Chicheng. But I don't want to congratulate you now "
this has caused a lot of people's consternation. Galgado looked at Murphy and knew that he was making a mystery.
"Downey is one of my most important partners, not only in life, but also in work." Murphy glared. "You know, he told me that I would not work for at least half a year after I got married, but I would travel around the world with Susan, which made me very angry. I lost a partner for a long time"
old Robert Downey, who was sitting in the front row, looked at Murphy with obvious gratitude in his eyes. If it wasn't for this young director, he would be a disheartened child I don't know how far I'm going to turn over. It's this bastard who's lucky to meet Murphy Stanton.
"I find a helper on the journey, not out of emotional need or whim, but because of some of his own good qualities."
Murphy's tone became more and more solemn. "What I want to say is that I used to be the most disgusting, the most rude, the most ignorant person, and the most thoroughly annoying person. It's a misfortune for anyone to meet me. I despise virtue, don't see beauty, and don't understand happiness. So if I don't understand why I want to be the best man, it's because I never thought that I would be a good friend of anyone, and of course I didn't think that I would be a good friend of the bravest, smartest and most talented person I'm lucky to know. "
I don't know why, Gail gado felt that his eyes began to get wet. Murphy Stanton had experienced too much suffering before, and thanks to these friends, he could survive.
"Donny, I'm a ridiculous person. But saved by your passion and loyalty to friendship. Although I'm your good friend, I don't want to congratulate you. "
He looked at Susan Levin. "But I want to congratulate you. Susan, you deserve this man. That's the highest compliment I can give you
Susan Levin was nodding her head hard, like she agreed with Murphy.
Murphy picked up the glass that had been put here for a long time, held it high, and said to all the guests, "ladies and gentlemen, fill your glasses and stand up to drink together. Today is the beginning of the romantic journey between Susan Nicole Levin and Robert John Donnie Jr
He took the lead in drinking the wine from the glass, and when the guests on deck finished, he said, "Susan, Donny, I've never been able to understand that people have spent their whole lives searching for another human to spend their whole lives with."
Murphy looked at galgado. "I didn't realize how great it was until later. So I wish you more happiness in each other than all of us give you "
" thank you "Murphy nodded slightly.
There was a big round of applause on the deck.
Murphy knew that he was not the protagonist today. After stepping down, he stepped aside and stood with James Franco, Jonah hill and Seth Logan.
"It's so moving," Jonah Hill whispered. "It's so moving. If I didn't know you, I would have suspected that you and Donny were true love."
Putting a middle finger straight in front of Jonah hill, Murphy said, "you don't talk. No one treats you like a stone."
James Franco pulled Jonah Hill aside, came up to Murphy and said, "it's a wonderful speech. It makes Downey the best man in the world. Well, let's discuss something. If I get married in the future, you must speak as the best man, just like today. "
"Are you and Lily? She's going to be a big girl," whispered Seth Logan
"I didn't ask you, Seth," James Franco said maliciously, "shut up"
Murphy looked at the three guys, "shut up all of you"
while she was speaking, a friend of Susan Levin's gave a simple speech as a bridesmaid. After her speech, the wedding ceremony was all finished.
I'm too lazy to deal with these three unreliable guys. Murphy just leaves here and finds little Robert Downey.
"Congratulations, Donny."
He went over, reached out and hugged little Robert Downey, and whispered, "Ross can't come. Let me say congratulations for him."
Although not with Murphy so deep friendship, but at the beginning in prison, little Robert Downey and rose are quite familiar.
He nodded. "Ross called me last night."
With that, Murphy looks at little Robert Downey, who finally looks good.
"Hey, Murphy."
At the sound of calling himself, Murphy turned his head. Bill rosis came up to him and said, "I just got a call from shortfoot book publishing house. They and George Martin are willing to negotiate with us on the adaptation right of the song of ice and fire." It's not finished yet.