82 The perfect duo Mephistopheles and Lucifer

Arriving to Hades Temple Cerberus wasn't there, when they enter, Hades says: \"Approach demons I was waiting you\" *they approach* Hades says: \"Go found my Cerberus and my Kunée if you want me to give that girl and her mother time\" Mephisto says: \"Even mother?\" \"Yes they are destined to day in the same day by the same disease\" *they get out of the temple* Lucifer says to Mephisto before running: \"I'm staying here to find that horny fish and Cerberus, you should find the Kunée.\" Mephisto speechless soliloquy: \"who I'm supposed to find it?\" Then go back to Hades and says: \"Can I know the enemies of your holiness\" let me think all the mortals hate me that for sure, and Demeter after I took her daughter\" \"Thanks for your time your highness\" Mephisto get direct to Ares temple and when he enter he says: \"Hello your holiness I'm sent here by Hades he wants his Kunée back\" Hercules turns red and says: \"Who dare you!\" \"He says if you don't give it back to him he will came here by himself\" Ares soliloquy: \"this cap help me a lot when I sneak into Aphrodite temple, but if uncle knows about that he would kill me I guess I will give it to him and apologies\" he coughed and says: \"tell him that I will come visit him,\" Mephisto says: \"In the reality your holiness Hades don't know about who stole it, but if you give it to me now I promise you he wouldn't know about it\" Ares furious: \"How dare you mock me you filthy demon, I'm going to kill you right now and right here\" Mephisto says with his wily voice: \"If I were in your holiness place I wouldn't do that\" \"Why?\" \"My friend is in Hades temple if I didn't come back after one day he's going to tell Hades\" Ares soliloquy \"Wily rat in other god's temples I can't touch anyone\" Ares give him the cap and says: \"Get out of my sight before I change my mind\" When Mephisto get out he was about to faint and soliloquy: \"It was a good thing to know about the relation between gods from Lucifer, since the only one that need it and can do it was Ares.\" he gives the cap to Hades, that latter says: \"It's a gift that I cherish where did you find it?\" Mephisto says: \"Your holiness this is the secret of the profession\" Hades laughs and says: \"I guess so!\" just after Lucifer enter with Cerberus in one hand and a giant horny skeletal fish in the other hand, Cerberus and Hades were so happy to find each other, and then he says: \"Where did you find it or it's your profession secret too\" Lucifer who was so tired says: \"I had a fight with your mother-in-law to free Cerberus, she took him from you to make you feel what she feels when you took her daughter\" Hades smiles and says: \"That old hag she don't will to approve our marriage until now\" and soliloquy: \"To fight a goddess by himself so impressive\" Lucifer put the fish into the dimensional bag. Hades coughs and says: \"In the reality I prolonged their life after you just leaved from here, thank you for returning my things *point his finger towards Lucifer* I and all the gods will wait for you\" Lucifer waved to him, will getting out. And Lucifer says just after getting out: \"What are the other ingredients that are near to us?\" Mephisto says: \"We will need some scared white sand from Psamathe, a golden apple from Eris and for the animals resources are rare that we can find them just into Artemis Garden\", \"And who are those animals?\" \"100 fluff of the Creepy giants rats,3 barrels of the fluorescent bats pee, a celestial rainbow ram wool and finally a black panther skin \" Lucifer says: \"I have a plan for those three\" Mephisto soliloquy: \"Finally!\" \"You distract them for me and I will do the other things\" Mephisto get disappointed but he had nothing to do more than agreeing, the first was Psamathe, Mephisto enter her temple and start to praise her and made some poetry for her, She said: \"what do you want filthy demon\", \"Does praising a gorgeous goddess like you need reason\" \"Stop that I'm not even known as the others goddess like Athena or Aphrodite\", Mephisto soliloquy: \"Of course you B***h\" and says: \"It's your fault for don't letting them know about you, if there's no sand then they will know what they are messing\" \"It's a good idea you wily demon tell me what you want as a reward?\" \"Nothing your Holiness, I was praising you because i feel so relaxing when I sit on the sand, May you excuse me?\" Lucifer was waiting him sitting on the carriage and he says: \"Quick the next going to be Eris.\" When they arrived to her temple Lucifer says to Mephisto: \"I said I going to turn you to a man, right?\" \"Yes that what you said\" *Lucifer push him and says don't let her take the lead* When Mephisto enter the temple Eris immediately jumped on him and says finally: \"A little boy who came to his sweetie auntie Eris\" *and take him to the bedroom* after several hours, Mephisto get out of the temple looked at the sky a tear fall and he said: \"I wish I was a plankton\", but when he saw Lucifer he gripped his collar and says: \"I didn't want to be a man like that\" \"Congratulation\" says Lucifer after getting off Mephisto from his collar, and then he says: \"The hardest is Artemis no opening at all, and we need to let here for a long time.\" When Mephisto enters Artemis temple she said: \"Stay where you are filthy demon one move and this arrow will perforate your Heart\" \"your holiness I just came to challenge you in a chess game.\" \"Go challenge Ares he's the god of tactics and war\" \"your holi…\" *what happened was so fast that he didn't follow it* Artemis shoot an arrow towards him and Satanya stopped it, and says: \"Don't dare touch my little brother just because he look so weak\" Artemis was touched and she says: \"May I have your name brave demon\" Satanya says before getting on her knees \"Satanya!\" Mephisto says: \"Sister you are so ill, why you got out of your bed?\" she pat his head and says: \"I have only one little brother\" Artemis blushed and says: \"Satanya may you came with me to have some girly chat\" Mephisto want to stop her but he froze when Artemis glare into him\",