Chapter 285

Amidst the cheers, Alex, who was so drunk that he couldn't tell the difference between the south, the south, and the north, picked up Guy, and was surrounded to the temporary new house in the tavern.

This group of people took great care to arrange a room for Bai Liuyu, although it looks simple, it still looks like that.

Spade was about to bend down and imitate Alex's movements to carry Bai Liu into the new house, but Bai Liu calmly stopped her.

Bai Liu raised his eyes and glanced at Tang Erda who had been motionless among the crowd for a long time, like a wooden sculpture.

Tang Er's expression on his face was blank, he stared slowly at the spades and the veil on his head for a while, then glanced at Bai Liu with a natural expression, and finally slowly lowered his head to look at his hand again. ‌ the wine bottle, turned it over to confirm the degree, to confirm that I did not drink ‌ and had hallucinations.

Tang Erda muttered to himself in a trance: "Could it be that there are monsters here? I was alienated and my mental value dropped..."

Bai Liu calmly suppressed the Spades behind him and tried to lift Yong again: "No need."

Spades looked up: "?"

"Alex has hugged Guy." Yong wondered from the bottom of his heart, "Can't I hug you in?"

Bai Liu said: "—You don't need it."

Spade Quality: "Why?"

Bai Liu only thought for a few seconds, and then started talking nonsense without changing his face: "——Alex hugged Guy, it was the one in the wedding dress who was hugging the guy in the wedding dress, not you."

Spade let out a sudden oh, and then naturally opened his arms and looked straight at Bai Liu, as if he was ready to be carried into the new house with Bai Liu.

Bai Liu glanced at Biyong's one-headed spade from top to bottom, and looked away casually: "—but you look too heavy, I can't hold you, so forget it."

Spade was silent for a while, and then slowly put down the back of his hand and moved behind him, oh, and walked in front of Bai Liu, still staring at Yong.

Bai Liu raised her eyes and raised her eyebrows, showing a questioning expression of what else do you want.

"It's not very heavy either." Spade defended solemnly, "81.4kg, only one hundred and sixty catties, you should try it."

After finishing speaking, Yong opened his arms again, his face was calm, and his eyes were fixed on Bai Liu, giving people a sense of urging [you quickly pick up her and enter the new house].

Bai Liu: "..."

Bai Liu retorted calmly: "——I really can't hug her."

"But we are married, you should go in with your arms." Spades glanced at the door of the room where Alex carried Guy into his arms, and then turned his eyes flatly to Bai Liu's face, " Alex was drunk enough to hold a 174-pound Guy in it."

Spades looked down at Bai Liu, calmly explaining the facts: "Ai is eleven catties lighter than Guy."

Bai Liu: "..."

Inexplicably, he sensed a sense of condemnation from Spade's words.

Bai Liu is rational and knows that he can't hold Spade when he's drunk, but Spade's stubbornness and seriousness after being drunk can be regarded as a lesson - this person won't give in until he gets a reasonable answer.

"It's true that I can't hold you in my arms." Bai Liu looked at Spade with a smile, "But a certain tool in the system panel has the ability to transport you, so I can use this tool to hold you in. You Do you accept it?"

After thinking for a while, Spades nodded.

Yong‌ is acceptable for Bai Liu to use game props to carry Yong‌ in, such as floating mats used to reduce weight.

in a minute.

Tang Erda's facial expression was completely stagnant, and he took a step by step stiffly, like a Haidilao food delivery robot who lost his brain consciousness, his arms were stretched stiffly, his eyes were looking straight ahead, without looking down at all. The "cargo" being transported in his arms.

"Cargo" has an expressionless face, a straight body, and his hands are neatly stuck to the seam of his trousers, lying flat on Tang Erda's straight outstretched arms like a frozen corpse. .

Because Tang Er didn't support Spade at all, and Spade would roll down if he didn't straighten his body.

But even if Spade straightened his body, the slight bumps produced by Tang Er's movement would cause the expressionless Spade with his arms to roll left and right.

Fortunately, it didn't roll down.

And Bai Liu walked beside him calmly, guiding the "vegetable delivery robot" to the door of the new house.

Next to him was a group of soldiers with straight eyes and dull expressions, they watched Tang Erda holding the white willow to the door of the new house in dumbfounded.

It wasn't until the door of the new house was closed and the strange people disappeared at the door that these soldiers looked back in a daze.

A soldier swallowed a mouthful of saliva and exclaimed: "Emperor, what are you doing?"

"I know!" A soldier raised his hands excitedly to answer, "This is an ancient oriental wedding custom!"

A group of soldiers looked over curiously for a moment.

The soldier rubbed his hands together and laughed drunkenly: "I heard that the ancient oriental emperor asked some of his subordinate men to help transport his wife to bed."

"It seems to be like this. Let the subordinate use something to tie his wife upright, and then let the subordinate carefully send it into the room." The soldier felt as if he was talking about something extremely curious, and approached these The soldier lowered his voice mysteriously, "In order to ensure the chastity of the transported wives, these subordinates are usually castrated/castrated!"

The soldiers let out a burst of shock, shock, and extreme gossip: "Oh!!"

One of the soldiers seemed to be extremely disbelieving about such a cruel custom, and shook his head and exclaimed: "So that big recruit—?!"

The soldier who talked about customs nodded sadly: "It's probably true."

The big man let out a sigh.

The soldier changed the subject and said, "But you don't have to be too sympathetic, generally speaking, such castration/castration is voluntary."

"Voluntary?!" Everyone's pupils trembled, "You are so handsome, you are so willing to do such a thing to yourself!"

"An ancient Dongfeng civilization custom." The soldier shook his head to show off his knowledge, "It is said that this is to show his loyalty and better serve his king!"

"That little man must have royal blood!" The soldier made a final decision.

Everyone groaned again.

Bai Liu, who didn't know that she already had royal blood, sat by the bed, glanced at the "Favorite Concubine" Spade lying flat on the bed, and Tang Erda who stood beside the bed as if he had frozen.

"Hey, let's go first." Tang Erda said these words with difficulty, not daring to look at the spades on the bed and the white willows beside the bed, they almost came out from the back door of the room escape.

Yong didn't know that he had been "castrated" outside.

Lying on the bed, Spade looked at Bai Liu quietly with his eyes, feeling a faint gaze.

Bai Liu turned his back to Spade, with a faint smile in his voice: "I showed you that Tang Erda is indeed in my system panel, it's my tool, I didn't deceive you .”

Spade turned over, buried her face in the pillow, and let out a muffled oh.

But soon, Spade's mood seemed to calm down, and he looked sideways at Bai Liu, who was sitting by the bed, unbuttoning his cuffs, taking off his coat, and his eyes began to be full of inquiry again: "We have to do it tonight." what?"

"You don't need to do anything." Bai Liu said

Bai Liu took off his coat and unbuttoned his shirt.

With the gaze that doesn't shy away from Spade, he changed his clothes generously, then lifted the quilt and lay down, and said good night to Spade with a light smile.

Bai Liu reached out and turned off the desk lamp, everything was pitch black, and soon the sound of breathing became even.

Spades lying next to him looked confused——Yong's intuition told him that the marriage process was not over yet.

But I don't know what to do next, it seems that the two of us are lying on the bed, unable to do anything else except sleep...

Spades turned around a few times, and finally whispered good night to Bai Liu, and closed his eyes.

Bai Liu, who pretended to be asleep, quietly raised the corners of her mouth.

When Bai Liu was young, he wanted to avoid some of Scheta's problems, or did something that he didn't want Scheta to know, but when Scheta found out, he used to pretend to be asleep.

No matter what the situation, Scheta will not disturb the sleeping.

It seems that this good habit has been left to the present.

But the corner of Bai Liu's mouth hooked halfway and then froze - there was a strange sound and intertwined panting of two people from another new house separated from the tenants by a wall.

Bai Liu: "..."

Are the rooms in this tavern so poorly soundproofed?

Spade opened his eyes, and instead of quarreling Bai Liu who was still pretending to be asleep, he knelt on one knee at the head of the bed with little movement, turned his head to the side and focused his ears to the wall. ——You must know what the next procedure of getting married is.

Bai Liu: "..."

Yu also opened his eyes, with his eyelids slightly open, silently staring at Spade's side face in the darkness.

The voices of Guy and Alex are too entangled. For ordinary people, they can't hear what the two people are talking about while kissing. , the facial acuity is very sharp, so users can hear clearly.

"Oh God! Guy, Guy, you're too...!"

Guy's laughing voice came over: "Alex, um, slow down-contraception, I put a condom by the bed... Hey, good boy, even if it's the wedding night, It is also necessary to wear it."

Spade stopped moving for a second or two, and then turned around to open the bedside table, Bai Liu had to get up to stop Yong.

Bai Liu turned on the desk lamp, raised her eyes and asked calmly: "What are you doing if you don't sleep?"

Spades looked at Yong: "I'm looking for a bedside condom."

Bai Liu paused for a moment: "What are you looking for?"

The voice from the opposite wall suddenly became high-pitched: "My God! Guy—you're mouthing me—God!"

"Use it to wear it." Spade immediately understood how to use this thing, and stared straight at Bai Liu's lips, "Do you want to use your mouth to help—"

Bai Liu retorted calmly: "Impossible."

Spades looked at Bai Liu: "Why not?"

Bai Liu took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

Realizing that spades can't be fooled so easily again.

Bai Liu turned his eyes away, his neck turned red almost to the naked eye, and the fingers hanging by his side twitched twice, almost convulsively: "——I can use it to help you——"

"I don't want Tang Er to help me wear it." Spade interrupted Bai Liu without hesitation, stared at Bai Liu with a good eye, knelt down and leaned against the wall with Bai Liu, Tie Bailiu's lips were very close: "I want you to come."