Chapter 3

Lanstya looked at me strangely. Her apricot mouth opened slightly and repeated, "Lord Anle, what did you say just now?"

I took a look at the goddess in front of me. It was really hard to communicate with the fool.

"I said, I can be the demon king. You should be my assistant."

I squinted at the stunned lanstya and felt inexplicably happy in my heart. How about using the high imitation sword of victory to pit me? Are you happy to be pulled down from the altar by me now?

"But I'm a goddess. Alas, a noble goddess can't be an assistant to the demon king. Even if I agree, my boss won't agree, hem! "

Lanstya thought and seemed very proud.

"Then tell me, what goddess are you? What's your use? "

"I am a kind and beautiful goddess. I control... Ah, what goddess am I?"

Lanstya asked herself, touching her head.

"Let me tell you, you are a waste goddess. You control the vast ocean of your brain. Half of the sea water in your mind is sea crabs. Sometimes the high tide crabs don't, and sometimes the low tide crabs climb. "

"Don't interrupt. What goddess am I? Yes, I'm the kitchen fire goddess. Ah, yes, yes, I'm in control! "

"Just eating goods. Can you cook? When you get to the devil's castle, I hope you can cook a good meal. "

"I'm a goddess. Can't I. To cook, the kind and beautiful goddess lanstya is the first in the universe... "

"That's agreed."

"Wait, I didn't say!"

Just as I was talking to lanstya. A voice of vicissitudes suddenly sounded.

"Young woodcutter, did you drop this golden axe or..."

"Hey, hey, did you run to the wrong set?"

I shouted at my head. The sound came from above.

After a few seconds of silence, the voice sounded again.

"Ah, I got the wrong manuscript. It's all right now. Young brave man, I accept your petition. Waste, cough, good goddess lanstya will become your assistant and help you complete the demon king's work. "

"Alas? Wait, wait, boss Zeus. I don't agree, and what does that waste mean! "

"Cough, the devil's work is arduous, and the devil's assistant's work is even more difficult. The whole universe is not your lovely, kind, just and charming goddess of kitchen fire. "

"If you two go out of erfar, I can only punish God."

The voice of vicissitudes suddenly lowered a decibel.

"Come on! Young brave! Come on! Goddess of justice! That's it, bye! "

"Hey, did you turn it off? They can't hear you. Haha, let them do the same shit job. These two fools are really easy to fool. Alas, especially the waste goddess. Do you see it? I'll praise her. How proud she looks. "

"Lord Zeus, the microphone is not off!"

Said another pleasant female voice.

"Oh, what? I beg your pardon? Cough, young brave, beautiful goddess, come on, work hard! Come on, close it! "

The black line on my face, "did you hear that?"

Lanstya cried. "I hear you."

A brief silence.

"I quit! Compare me to the waste goddess. "

"No, Lord Anle. Besides, I'm a goddess. What do you mean by comparison. Sobbing... "

I jerked from the corner of my eye, calmed my mood and said, "since I have accepted it, for the sake of the people. I'll try my best. Let's go now and see my seven harem. Cough, no, it's the seven men. "

Lanstya wiped the tears on her face. You don't have to say it's really beautiful.

Although I agreed, lanstya was still rolling on the ground, talking about whether she wanted it or not.

I watched lanstya rolling around without the image of a goddess, squatted in front of him and whispered, "Zeus, divine punishment."

Sure enough, lanstya stood up from the ground after hearing the excitement. He adjusted his clothes.

"For the sake of my people, God has to wrong himself. My people, lovely, kind, just and charming, the goddess is willing to give everything to save the lost world! "

I looked at lanstya's reaction and thought to myself that this divine punishment must be very severe. Lanstya was not sure that she was mentally disabled because she was punished more by God.

Lanstya warned me not to expose human identity. Once exposed, it will cause unimaginable consequences.

I naturally know that the devil thought that his devil king was the great devil who led him to the road of conquest. If I found that the devil king was a human and God's prank, no matter what the consequences were, I would be dead.

Lanstya took out a small glowing spherical object from nowhere. I looked carefully at lanstya, who was very thin and didn't seem to have any pockets. A bold idea came out. Is this ball? Isn't it? From her nose? Such a thought suddenly made me sick.

Lanstya glanced, threw the ball, and then read a few words. Suddenly the ball exploded. A whirlpool of blue light appeared in front of me.

"Come on, Lord Anle. This is the latest product of Zeus. It's convenient to transfer the ball. Only I am so kind and beautiful... "

I was too lazy to listen to lanstya's nonsense and took the lead in the vortex. My eyes were black and I couldn't see anything.

When I opened my eyes, the view in front of me was no longer my room, but the throne of the devil!

Lanstya followed me and came here. As soon as she stepped out, the blue vortex disappeared.

Lanstya handed me a demon king's armor, which was the armor worn by the demon king I defeated before. Lanstya asked me to put it on quickly. She went to call me my harem regiment.

I was full of joy wearing my demon king armor and the demon king helmet with two big roots that I once hated. But when I wear it, it's really cool. This dark armor is really in line with my temperament. Especially these two big roots, how consistent with my identity. It's just that I didn't wear the cloak behind me. This thing not only casts a shadow on the last demon king, but I also have it. I really didn't know that brain cripple designed such a long cloak.

After wearing it, I sat on the throne and couldn't wait for my harem group.

Soon after, lanstya came and followed my harem regiment behind her. But when I looked carefully, I was out of breath. Because the rear light group that greeted me in front of me, where is the rear palace? This is the father-in-law group!

Standing in front of me was a strange Knight wearing black heavy armor and a white mask with only four holes in his eyes, nose and mouth. His eyes were down and his mouth was bent up. He felt very obscene in any way; A large caterpillar that looks like a treasure; A freak muscle man driving a pirated Golder goblin and wearing only underwear.

I grabbed lanstya's hair and was about to speak, but lanstya interrupted me, "Lord devil, what are you doing?" Lanstya winked at me and whispered, "the voice, the voice transformer, is right there on the chest."

I looked down, and sure enough, there were several humble buttons on my chest, a total of three. I pressed one directly, and suddenly a small voice came from my helmet.

"Little yellow man voice mode starts! No, no, No. "

I'll go to your grandmother. I'm the demon king. Do you want this voice to be fart useful, frighten who, and lead the little yellow man to conquer mankind?

I was a little upset and pressed a button again.

"Pencil little new sound mode starts! Beauty, do you want bananas? No, no, No. "

I'll go to your sister's brother-in-law's sister. Pencil little new version of little yellow man? Designer, how much you like little yellow man!

I pressed the last button angrily.

"The voice mode of the great demon king starts! So reckless, so arrogant. "

Listening to this ethereal, slightly dignified and evil voice, I nodded with satisfaction.

"Servant Tiya, who are these?"

"Return to Lord devil, these are your guards and servants." Lanstya's eyes were clearly twitching.

I looked at lanstya's expression with satisfaction.

"Wait, give me your name. My servant, my king needs you. "

I said to myself reluctantly, goodbye to the Hougong group. Lanstya, wait. My feud with you won't dissipate so easily. Unconsciously, tears flowed through the corners of my eyes.

"I'm the first floor guard of the devil's castle. The devil general Dawu, hey hey, Lord devil, come and beat me. Whip me on my body and in my heart. Beat your servant with your strong stick. My heart is adult, and my body is adult. Come, my Lord, don't ravage me wantonly because you pity me! "

Fuck, this whole is a freak shaking M. Dawu's voice didn't recognize men and women. Although he didn't even have a face, I was still cold. I even felt his face looking at me with excitement, especially with this expression combined with this obscene and funny mask.

"This is the king's reward and Tiya's servant. You whip. "

Lanstia's face turned black and was about to cry.

"Lord devil, let me fight. Servant chef rostle, the werewolf. "

When I saw it, it was a muscular man wearing only underwear. It's actually a chef. Sure enough, chefs in the world are perverts. I really want him to have a good communication with Crewe, a man with a woman's heart.

"Accurate."

With my order, rostle took Dawu aside with the whip and began to whip tirelessly. Dawu made bursts of excited and comfortable sounds. My scalp feels numb.

"Hey, Lord devil. I'm the third layer guard, the Magic general, the mechanic Gang Damu. This is my favorite first machine height... "

"Shut up! Since then, your first aircraft has been called GANGDA wood one. "

I quickly stopped this goblin gangdamu's words. Gangdamu's three words are suspected of piracy. In addition, someone will say that I infringe.

"That's sweet treasure. It's the guard demon general on the second floor. It's a Zerg. " Lanstya said, pointing to the big caterpillar. You bear thing, piracy is so obvious. Tianbao seems to like me very much and makes a happy sound to me“ Are these the only people? " I'm the one who defeated the last demon king. The seventh floor of the demon castle. Only three guard demons and a chef came. The quantity is obviously wrong. Did they all go out last time and come back only now? These crooked melons and split dates? Among the rest of the people, will there be the proud and sick Jiao and the queen, Gothic Lori and the demon mother, as lanstya said? Thinking about it, I couldn't help laughing, but the sound looked very evil after the sound change of the helmet. Shaking m knight and panties chef, as well as pirated sweet treasure and goblin GANGDA wood, smiled at me with satisfaction. It seems that this is the laughter of the evil demon king in their ideal. Fuck! I'm the first brave! When will the days of being the devil end!? I'm not willing! This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.