Chapter 94 - [Bonus ] Heaven From Hell

"But how do we go to the Camelot?"

Joren asked while waiting for everyone at his house within the Abnormal neighborhood. With all that excitement, they forgot to bring the necessities for their travel. Like spare clothes and toiletries, no one wants to look like a homeless person by the end of their trip.

Kidrith looked around. Only she and Joren were at his house.

'Is he asking me?'

"... I don't know."

"Ah, no, I'm just talking to myself." Joren waved his hand.

Kidrith nodded and went back to exploring the house before deciding to cook something for Joren. Her heart was pounding a bit. However, she kept her hope low, knowing that Joren wouldn't do anything to her even if they were alone.

"What ingredients are these?"

Kidrith wondered while looking through the fridge. The cuisine within Hades and Earth is far too different and so too are the ingredients.

"Oh, let me teach you."

Joren stood up and helped her in the kitchen as they prepared the meal together. However, he kept his distance from Kidrith, afraid of temptation. Being exposed to her beauty, scent, and body was too dangerous.

He had experienced actual hell during their travel through the River Styx. Joren would guiltlessly play with her body whenever he wanted. At the same time, Kidrith felt like a toy though she never hated the idea of it.

However, whenever things got too hot, Joren would snap out of it to stop himself. The idea of being able to do anything he wanted to this beauty was too tempting. Yet, at the same time, he promised he would give his first to Scarlett, his first woman.

Not wanting to be a man with empty words, he would stop himself.

Kidrith would even offer her mouth, making Joren dizzy, but he could save himself. When he thought he would have a good time, he experienced hell.

It's like having a delicious cake in front of the hungry him but choosing not to eat it. It was hell!

Therefore, Joren has to focus… focus on cooking which is one of the few things he likes doing the most.

Moments later, the two were passionately exchanging saliva while Joren undresses Kidrith. Bringing her to his bedroom, he was about to unbelt himself when suddenly- he snaps out of it.

'How can this be…!?'

Joren couldn't help but blame Kidrith's godly body with her perfectly round breasts, thin waists, plump ass, and smooth, warm pale skin. Damn, she's even wearing black stockings, further exciting Joren.

'I can't do this to Scarlett, but….' Joren's eyes trembled as he looked at Kidrith, who was in deep heat, waiting for him to finally give it to her.

'I can't keep a lady waiting.'

Finding an excuse that he wouldn't use his ultimate weapon, Kidrith's eyes widened as a new world opened up to her. She convulsed and trembled while letting out questionable sounds.

Sometime later, Joren sits on the couch with lifeless eyes while Kidrith peacefully sleeps in his bed.

<This is the first time I found someone who's internally broken while having a raging boner. Are you okay?> the fish, back to its original form, came out of nowhere and said.

"I thought I'm the master, but she makes me a slave to her body." Joren covered his face while wanting to cry, "I can't even indulge myself."

<That's what you get for promising yourself to just one girl.>

"Yeah, yeah, I get it." Joren sighed and leaned on the couch. "So, why are you here? Seeing you made my boner immediately disappear, thanks."

<... I'm going to ignore that gratitude and tell you that the mighty and awesome Gangsta God has been impressed with you and wants to say to you some "smart words." Congratulations, you are worthy of meeting the Gangsta God!>

"No thanks."

<Then, come with me and- what blasphemy are you talking about!??

Joren picked his nose.

"The Gangsta God sounds like a pain in the ass to talk to. I expect he would just be annoying and say unintelligent things like saying 'yo' at the end of his sentence."

<You…!> the fish was about to erupt when it realized that Joren wasn't entirely wrong, <...>

"Also, something's wrong with the System. I defeated Cerberus and escaped the UnderWorld, but I didn't get the reward."

Joren opened his Mission Tab to show his point.

[Mission: Defeat Cerberus and escape the UnderWorld

Mission Progress: 100%

Time Limit: 29 days remaining

Reward: +250 to all Stats, 25 instant Level Up]

This was the new mission he saw when he was just escaping from Hades' palace while carrying Kidrith.

<I'm aware, and that's more reason why you have to meet the Gangsta God. The Gangsta God himself didn't give the reward and is now doubting the system's reliability. I'm part of the System, so the Gangsta God doubts my words when I brought up the news of you defeating the Cerberus. He might not show it, but I know it, or else, why would the Gangsta God prohibit the reward?>

"I don't know… cause he's dumb?"

[Blasphemy! Blasphemy! Blasphemy!! Next time you're in public, I'm going to your crotch and-]

"Okay, okay, sorry!" Joren panicked. He wouldn't be able to stop this fish if that happened. After sighing, he then nodded, "Sure, I'll go."

He felt it was too bothersome. However, the reward was too much to ignore. If he were to gain that, he would completely leave the realm of being human.

<Tsk! Alright, close your eyes and remember, never disrespect the Gangsta God. Just one puff of his smoke, and you'll disappear!>

Joren just nodded as he closed his eyes. At the next moment, his consciousness traveled to a place he had gone before.

A vast land filled with white sand. There were weeds everywhere, as if they were weeds. Syringes lying near the flowing brown-yellow river. He looked far and saw green mountains out of cash and gold with guns acting as trees.

Most prominently, Joren looked up and saw the moon revealing an image of a pretty lady with alluring clothing.

He once thought that this lady, the Gangsta God's top bitch, was the prettiest and sexiest. However, after seeing the Furies, this top bitch looked quite ordinary. Maybe, in all honesty, just above average.

'Kidrith's much prettier than her.'

That's why Joren couldn't help but think with his dick. He was alone with a seductive woman earlier. Who can resist?

<Alright, follow me again. Do not snort anything yet.>

Joren immediately held his breath up. Everyone would soon come to his house later. He didn't want to greet them high.

Traversing through the Gangsta Heaven, Joren breathed through his shirt.

Finally, they reached Holy Sagging Pants under the ethereal spotlight. The fish then turned to Joren.

<Last time, you are only thug enough to see the Gangsta God's pants. Now, you are qualified to see the Gangsta God's silhouette. Let's become high.>

The fish said before it would come to the altar where the pants are and snort at the Holy Cocaine near it.

The coke hits hard and fast. Red nerves from the fish's eyes became visible. Thunders suddenly roared above as the fish began to ascend.

"The fish… literally got high…."

Joren looked at the sky and saw flashes of lightning but found the 'thunders' sounding different. But after observing the flashes of lightning, it wasn't lightning at all. They were gunshots. Each flash of a gunshot would reveal the silhouettes of the large firearms above.

Joren found it to be so ridiculous that he wanted to turn his back. However, the reward!

Having no choice, Joren went to the altar and snorted some. Immediately, his consciousness became floated as a smile could be seen on his face.

"Y-yeah… hehehe… this is good shit."

Those were his last words before he ascended. He noticed a giant pilar hanging from the sky on his way to the true Gangsta Heaven. It had a weird have on the bottom. It's shaped like a dick.

Floating more, Joren eventually went past the smoke, which he expected not to be clouds in the first place. Eventually, the pillar got thinner and thinner before he was high enough to see a mansion. Gravity went back to work again and dropped him onto the platform on which the giant mansion was built on.

The giant golden gate opened as the fish had already entered. Joren ran with wobbling balance. He tripped sometimes, but he would just laugh before catching up to the fish.

Soon, they were in front of the mansion's door, and it opened. A bright light immediately entered Joren's eyes. However, it was not blinding, for he was thug enough.

Joren looked and saw a throneroom made out of gold, and sitting on the throne was a man whose skin was black. If Joren remembers correctly, the Gangsta God have so much tattoo on his body that he's basically black from the ink.

Long sharp shoulder pads were pointing out from this man's shoulders as he wore a gold and white cloak. If it was his clothing alone, he was majestic.

Except that he doesn't wear any pants.

Even though high, Joren turned around, wanting to jump from the clouds after a certain realization. That was when he was called.

"Joren, my man, don't turn yo back on yo God, dude."