"Lying trough!"
Old Xiao stared at his red eyes and looked surprised: "what do you call me?"
"Dad."
Chen Hansheng said indifferently, "I don't suffer from calling your father. If you like, I'll just call a few words. Dad, please help persuade Xiaoyu. Don't let her be angry with me."
"I... i
Old Xiao Xin said how kind an honest man Chen Zhaojun was. How could he have produced such a shameless rascal.
Chen Hansheng is right. His name is Lao Xiao's "father". He doesn't eat at all and takes advantage of it.
Because Xiao Hongwei is only a daughter of Xiaoyuer, it's just trying to be a son-in-law.
Lao Xiao thought how he could promise this. Now he's busy. What can he do in the future, but another one accidentally fell into Chen Hansheng's "trap", so Lao Xiao looked at Chen Hansheng's expectant eyes and suddenly fell asleep on the table.
Chen Hansheng was worried at first sight. There was no such cheeky.
"Uncle Xiao, don't pretend to be drunk."
"Snore."
"Dad, I just agreed to help persuade you. I know you have more than that."
"Snore."
"Shit!"
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Lao Xiao is iron and pretends to sleep. Chen Hansheng says that middle-aged greasy men really don't mean what they say. This is not bullying our younger generation of honest people.
However, no matter whether Lao Xiao is really sleeping or fake drunk, Chen Hansheng can't just go home. He first carries Lao Xiao to the bedroom bed, takes off his shoes, covers his quilt, turns on the air conditioner, goes outside to clean up the wine table and leaves with a sweat.
Hearing the closing sound of the security door, Xiao Hongwei, who had been snoring, immediately sat up.
"The dog is really cunning and thick skinned. He fell into the pit a little carelessly. No wonder the little fish was confused by him."
Xiao Hongwei sat by the bed and said to himself, "fortunately, I didn't react slowly. I just pretended to be drunk and made it through."
Lao Xiao thought for a moment and said that I had to call to remind Xiaoyu. The boy didn't convince me. He might aim directly at Xiaoyu next time.
He went to the living room to make a phone call. Suddenly, he saw the neat and clean living room outside. He also kindly opened the window to ventilate and disperse the smell. There was just boiled hot tea in the pot.
Lao Xiao sipped the fragrant Hangzhou white green tea and remembered that when Chen Hansheng called himself "Dad", one of his nerves suddenly jumped.
"Worthless, little fish is only 20 years old. You want to be grandpa!"
Xiao Hongwei scolded, but he also put down the landline microphone, leaned back on the sofa and stared at the crystal chandelier in a daze.
After Chen Hansheng came home, Liang Meijuan was distressed to see her son full of wine.
"I really can't. just call and apologize. Why do you have to come back?"
Chen Zhaojun poured a cup of hot water and handed it over: "it's more meaningful for him to come back in person. It's equivalent to pleading guilty. Our family doesn't want to be rich and noble, but in this small place of Hong Kong City, the backbone should always be straight."
Liang Meijuan knew that what her husband said was correct, but she still complained: "there's no need to drink. When I meet Lao Xiao another day, I must talk about him. If the child apologizes, you can drink it?"
"Forget it."
Lao Chen waved his hand: "it's good to drink. I won't feel indebted to Lao Xiao next time."
Liang Meijuan could only say to Chen Hansheng, "take a bath first and I'll cook you some soup to relieve the wine."
After taking a bath, Chen Hansheng lay in bed in his big underpants and turned over the comics. Liang Meijuan came in in her apron.
"Since you chose Xiao Shen, get along well with her. She looks good and has a good character. I'm very satisfied." Liang Meijuan sat on the edge of the bed and said.
Chen Hansheng blinked: "Mom, who said I chose Shen Youchu? There is just a misunderstanding between me and little fish. Just untie it."
"What do you mean?"
Liang Meijuan didn't understand: "together, you have to harass others?"
"It's terrible to use harassment."
Chen Hansheng said, "we are classmates. What's wrong with visiting."
Liang Meijuan looked at her son carefully and didn't say a word.
After half a ring, Chen Hansheng thought of the agreed sobering soup?
"Mom, where's the sobering soup?"
"Down!"
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Chen Hansheng hasn't been home for a summer vacation. This time he's going to stay a few more days, but he runs the most Internet cafes.
He first borrowed a camera to take photos of the rape land, then changed his QQ avatar into a picture of the rape land, and wrote "catcher in the wheat field" on his QQ signature.
It is reasonable to say that this hint is enough, which expresses his mood of waiting. When he sent a message to Xiao Rongyu, he was given a cold reception.
Chen Yingjun: smiling face.
The head of "fish hiding at the bottom of the sea spitting bubbles" just turned gray.
"Is it so true?"
Chen Hansheng muttered, "how long has it been? I haven't seen my face, I don't answer my phone, and QQ doesn't return information."
"I really don't pay attention to the vice chairman of the student union, the cadre of the Youth League Committee, the three good students of the school, the top ten college students in Jiangling District, the excellent college students in Jianye city and the entrepreneurial model of college students in Sudong province."
However, the next day, Chen Hansheng went to QQ to understand the situation of school express collection. He inadvertently took a look at the "bubble spitting fish hiding at the bottom of the sea" and found that her signature had also been changed.
Like it;
Is the breeze;
It's morning dew;
Red cheeks;
It's a million people who can't hold anything else.
Chen Hansheng silently thought of the sentence "there can't be anything else in tens of millions of people", thinking that little fish will always be so proud.
He immediately changed the signature of "catcher in the Rye" and passed on some meaning.
"I have to speak at the freshman conference in two days, but I can't calm down. I'm too nervous."
After changing this signature, Chen Hansheng played "big talk journey to the west" silently. Just after killing the wild monster in the East China Sea fishing village, Wang Zibo's message came.
"You haven't played this game for a long time. Now it's the expansion of fate Sansheng."
"I got off the plane when I was in Hong Kong City. Are you waiting for Huang Hui's information in the Internet cafe?"
"No, my roommate recommended a cartoon" pirate ruff ". I'll come and have a look."
Chen Hansheng thought that "pirate Rufu" was the later "pirate king". He didn't know where it was translated, so he replied, "OK, look, I'll go to Xianning to play with you next week."
After a while, Wang Zibo replied: "Xiao Chen, you are too realistic. I studied in Xianning University Town for a year. You didn't come to see me. Xiao Yuer didn't start school here for a week, so you came here in a hurry."
"This is not nonsense."
Chen Hansheng was going to check out, but he found that the QQ signature of "fish hiding at the bottom of the sea spitting bubbles" had also been changed.
"Come on!"
When Chen Hansheng saw it, he suddenly felt very happy. It was obvious that little fish was comforting himself about his nervous speech at the freshman conference.
"Thank you."
Chen Hansheng changed his signature to thanks again. After a while, he found no response. He checked out directly.
Until the QQ avatar of "Chen Junjun" turned black, the signature of "fish hiding at the bottom of the sea spitting bubbles" became "you're welcome."
Chen Hansheng returned to school not long after he was at home. After all, he promised Chen Tianyu to give a speech.
Chen Tianyu, chairman of the student union of the college, to a certain extent represents the opinions of Heichang Zhiguan Shuman. Chen Hansheng is still the horse of teacher Xiao Guan, so he still has to obey orders. After all, his wish is to become the heaviest horse under Guan Shuman's skirt.
Two days before the freshman conference, Chen Tianyu brought the speech and clothes.
Because the freshman conference is on the morning of formal military training, at that time, all freshmen should wear military training uniforms. In order to unify the format, Chen Hansheng should also wear them.
"This kind of bloated suit depends on a high-value person like me to support the scene."
Chen Hansheng said with a smile as he tried on his clothes.
"Yes, the financial institute will rely on you to support the scene in the future."
Chen Tianyu was helpless: "get familiar with the next draft and see if there are any rare words you don't know, and you don't know what the school thinks. Unexpectedly, you let a big man with six subjects and five subjects make a speech."
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