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Chen Lan choked. She didn't know how to answer.

Because whether you say "yes" or "no", it seems that it all means to eat shit.

"Brother, why do you always mention these disgusting things?"

However, Chen Lan also has unique skills. Whenever she can't speak of Chen Hansheng, she has to cheat and fool the past: "she likes to argue with me all day, but if you ask you to buy me a dress, you will push and block. Do you still look like a brother?"

"Chen Lan, you are in college. How can you compare with primary school students?"

Chen Hansheng said contemptuously: "primary school students will compare which clothes are more high-grade. We college students compare where to buy clothes cheaper. If anyone can buy a pair of jeans for 9 yuan, he is the king in the dormitory."

"Uh... Um..."

Chen Lan giggled twice: "it seems so. Our dormitory has this trend. The second sister bought a discount skirt of 39 yuan, which is the envy of the whole dormitory."

"Ah LAN is still simple."

The little secretary shook his head. Minister Chen just didn't want to pay.

But there's no way. Brother and sister like to fool each other. Of course, brother is always better every time. Although Chen Lan didn't eat shit, Chen Hansheng also saved hundreds of dollars.

At the same time, Chen Hansheng also knew Xiao Rongyu's attitude towards the case. He threw stones and asked for directions. Throwing bricks to attract "fish" was a success.

"Since Xiaoyuer agrees to this case, I have reason to go to her. After all, she is the director of the law firm. What happened to my business as a customer?"

Chen Hansheng tilted his feet on the table and calculated silently in his heart. After a while, the battle between nutshell and Samsung entered a white hot stage. At that time, he couldn't find any space.

It's just that Xiaoyu's address in the United States is not clear, but it's hard for Chen Hansheng. Although she doesn't know why Bian Shishi intends to match up, she does.

"Didi ~"

Chen Hansheng opened QQ to find side poetry, and countless groups of chatting information came to his face.

There are junior high school class group, senior high school class group, university class group and family QQ group.

The QQ group of the family is also divided into two groups. One is from empress dowager Liang. The QQ group name is "Liang family courtyard", and the other is from Lao Chen. The QQ group name is "loving one family".

This name is expected to last until the wechat era.

These uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts often forward various links in the group, such as "when these symptoms appear in the body, you should pay attention", "save the children, Mr. He Jiong will cry when he sees them", "you can make money by clicking in, and earning more than 10000 yuan a month is not a dream".

Good guy, even the fraud Trojan horse is forwarded.

"I can't stand it."

Chen Hansheng forked out these group chat information and saw the QQ avatar of little fish when he pulled down his friends. It was gray and dark.

Last year at Shura hall, Chen Hansheng was blacklisted by Xiao Rongyu in all ways. Later, by chance, although the phone was pulled out, QQ still lay on the blacklist.

"Hey ~"

Chen Hansheng sighed. He has more than 300 friends in QQ, but at least 100 of them don't know. Therefore, all the friends in the circle of friends may not be friends, and the ones on the blacklist are old friends.

Chen Hansheng found "summer of poetry fish", which is the QQ nickname of Bian Shishi.

Nicknames sometimes reflect some things, such as Chen Hansheng's "Chen Yingjun", which expresses his appearance, and the English homonym of Hansheng's "handsome";

Shen Youchu's "cat lane girl" expresses a feeling of homesickness, mother-in-law and sister-in-law;

Xiao Rong Yu's "bubble puffing fish hiding at the bottom of the sea" is an expression of a childlike, lovely and interesting mind;

Wang Zibo's "young people don't understand frivolity", which is a typical nickname of pretending to force, with no connotation;

Bian Shishi's "summer of poetry fish" should express the deep friendship between two good friends.

"Da Da."

Chen Hansheng sent a message.

Chen Yingjun: are you there? Did you sleep?

Summer of poem fish:?

Chen Yingjun: I haven't slept yet. It's more than 2 a.m. in the United States.

Poem fish's summer: what's the matter with you?

"Oh, so cold."

Chen Hansheng frowned. He thought he had made a mistake in his judgment. Bian Shishi didn't mean to match up.

Therefore, Chen Hansheng moved out the aboveboard reasons.

Chen Yingjun: there have been some business conflicts between nutshell and Samsung recently. I entrusted the case to Rongsheng law firm, but there are still some problems that are not clear. I want to consult Xiaoyu face to face.

Poem fish's summer: do you want our address in the United States?

Chen Yingjun: ang.

Summer of poetry fish: No, bye!

"Lying trough!"

Chen Hansheng stared at the word "don't give" in a daze. He said in his heart that poetry is a good big dog's courage. Have you ever had sex with Huang Hui?

However, Bian Shishi seemed to have really fallen asleep and never returned the information. When Chen Hansheng was considering the idea of "breaking up with everyone, I'm not comfortable, and you can't be happy", Wang Zibo suddenly called.

This silly hanging is busy with small projects in the school recently. They haven't seen each other for several days.

"Xiao Chen."

Wang Zibo's tone was a little puzzled: "you help me analyze what it means that Bian Shishi suddenly wants to eat the lotus cake of lion bridge. She also sent an address and asked me to send it immediately. However, the United States is so far away. It's already broken. If she doesn't send it, will she be angry?"

"... my God, as for."

Chen Hansheng patted his head depressed.

Bian Shishi should really want to tell himself the address of the little fish. He thinks it's too easy, so he made a big circle and deliberately said it through Wang Zibo. Is a proud woman really terrible.

"Take off your pants and fart. It's unnecessary!"

Chen Hansheng muttered helplessly.

"What? I didn't fart. Xiao Chen, please help me think about whether to send the osmanthus cake or not..."

Silly hanging Wang Zibo is still nagging about his questions.

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Chen Hansheng's passport and visa did not expire, and he was not short of money, so he bought a ticket to the United States the next day. The public reason was naturally "business".

Xiao Rongyu naturally doesn't know anything, let alone her. Even Bian Shishi didn't expect that Chen Hansheng would be so decisive.

It was just an ordinary San Francisco morning. The mist had just dispersed. The non dazzling sun passed through the leaves, leaving irregular spots on the ground. There were bursts of clear bird songs outside.

Aunt Lin woke up early and hummed "today is a good day" while working happily in the kitchen.

Aunt Lin is a very experienced nanny. She has served all kinds of customers, but it is the first time in the United States thousands of miles away.

She didn't want to come, but Cheng Dejun, chairman of Shentong, came to the door in person and paid a high salary, so aunt Lin agreed to have a try.

However, the quality of customers is very good. One is a professor in a university. It is said that he is very famous in China. His white hair looks knowledgeable and dignified.

Two beautiful girls, one of whom is particularly beautiful. When she smiles, she has two sweet pear vortices. Aunt Lin likes this girl called "little fish" best.

It's just that the little fish seems to be pregnant, but the customer doesn't take the initiative to say. Aunt Lin also abides by the principles and never takes the initiative to ask. She just cooks nutritional soup on time every night.

In addition, there is a girl with an inch of head. Her character is a little cold. She also likes watching men's wrestling programs. Aunt Lin is a little afraid of her.

"Dong Dong ~"

Suddenly, someone knocked at the door outside.

"Who?"

Aunt Lin shouted and found that she was Asian through the cat's eyes. She was tall and smiled. There was always a smell of being generous in her smile.

The old professor said that this is a rich area in the United States and there is no problem with safety. However, aunt Lin was very cautious. She only opened the wooden door inside, used the English taught by little fish, and asked stumblingly, "who... Howareyou?"

This should have been "who are you", which means "who are you?"

As a result, aunt Lin was not familiar with it and directly became "Howare you", which means "how are you?"

"I... i

At the door, of course, is Chen Hansheng. He was also confused by the middle-aged woman's English, but this sentence pattern is so familiar that every child who has attended nine years of compulsory education will answer.

“Iamfine,thankyou,andyou?”

Chen Hansheng almost blurted out.

Then, the two people stared at each other and fell into a dull.

Aunt Lin doesn't know how to reply. She can speak these simple English.

Chen Hansheng wondered if he had come wrong. Could it be that Bian Shishi was lying to me? What a big dog!

"Creak, creak, creak ~"

At this time, someone happened to step down the stairs.

Chen Hansheng looked at the past, a pair of slender legs, indicating that he was at least 168 or more tall, a simple sports Nike sweater, a high horsetail swinging left and right, a slightly raised chin, a delicate melon seed face, and a familiar pear vortex on both sides of his mouth.

"Aunt Lin, who's coming..."

Without saying a word, the second half swallowed back, just grabbed the white wrist of the escalator and suddenly clenched it with force.

"Little fish ~"

Chen Hansheng tilted his head and said with a brilliant smile, "long time no see."

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(Eason Chan's "long time no see" really sounds good. Please ask for a monthly ticket. Thank you.)