Chapter 106

At night, in a small yard outside riyuejiao Town, a man was sitting dozing in the yard.

In front of the man, there are Buddhist classics. These books look a little old and seem to have a long time.

"Bang dang..."

The bald man had a close contact with the stone table in the yard

Vaguely touched his bald head and wook yawned.

Standing up, Wu Ke patted the Buddhist classics spread out on the table and closed them gently.

Patted his ass, scratched his bald head, and looked at the courtyard behind him. Wu Ke seemed to be thinking about something.

When he entered the house, Wu Ke, who had not cleaned the house for a month, swept the ground, wiped the table, and then closed the window.

Wu Ke took out a piece of cloth from the cabinet. After thinking about it, Wu Ke brought a suit of clothes, and then brought two Tongren Ben of Jiang Lin paintings. He slowly blew out the candles in the house, and then slowly returned the door.

When Wu Kegang stepped out of the gate, a man, a bird and a pig flew down from the night sky.

"Light bulb, your wife found it?"

Light bulb is the nickname Jiang Lin gave Wu Ke. Although they don't know what a light bulb is, Jiang Lin said that a light bulb is a bald head that can shine.

That's right

"Hey... I found it."

Wu Ke smiled and wiped his nose, which was quite simple and honest

"Then don't worry. You want a wife. Brother Jiang will certainly bring back the emerald flower and promise to heat the Kang for you."

The eagle flapped its wings and said.

Wu Ke quickly waved his hand: "no, it's urgent. What if brother Jiang likes my wife, I can't beat brother Jiang... And... It's not Cuihua, it's Lotus..."

"Green flowers and lotus flowers are the same“ Jijibo glanced at Wu Ke, "brother Jiang has a master. Will you like your wife?"

"That's not certain. My lotus is so hot and beautiful. What if brother Jiang has a lust, brother? I'm very embarrassed."

Fang copied his skirt and patted Wu Ke's bald head: "well, don't pull it. Where are you afraid that brother Jiang likes Cuihua? Are you afraid that brother Jiang likes Cuihua?"

"It's Lotus..." Wu Ke wanted to punch some guys, "and Cuihua... Ah bah... How can lotus like others? She just likes me. "

"Come on."

Wu Ke glanced at Fang's skirt and continued:

"Wook, what do you think of you? In the previous life of lotus, I met it when I went out to sell fake swords. Then, you also went to lotus, but lotus finally fell in love with a scholar? "

Jijibo also added: "besides the previous world of lotus, I also met lotus when I went to do postpartum care for other sows. At that time, you ran out in a hurry. Finally, lotus fell in love with Lily!"

"It's not just that."

Diao Da couldn't help it.

"I tell you, when lotus was born, I was assigned to the express hall to deliver express because of insufficient performance. Guess what, the recipient was lotus. Wu Ke grabbed me and rushed out that day. Finally, lotus was married long ago, And that express is a Tanabata gift from a monk taught by sun and moon to Lotus... In fact, lotus is a monk taught by sun and moon

At that time, Wu Ke, the dead light bulb, lived in the west of the city of Sun Moon religion, while lotus lived in the east of the city... "

"Yes, wook, can you be a man... Don't fall in love every time. I love you! Can you just do it! " A pig's hoof patted Wu Ke's bald head, "you are not a Buddhist disciple now!"

"Who says I'm not." Wu Kezhi got up with pride on his face. "Even after so many years, my Vajra Sutra can be recited to you upside down!"

"Hey, I can do it for you. You're carrying one ~ ~"

"Jing Gangjin!"

“……”

"Sleeping trough, what are you doing?"

"Don't hit your face..."

"Who kicked my egg?"

"Ah! My chrysanthemum! "

Then, under the moonlight and stars, a man, a bird and a pig put a bald head on the ground and rubbed wildly

After a incense burning time, one person, one bird and one pig patted their clothes comfortably.

Wu Ke got up with a black nose and a swollen face, sadly chewed a golden lotus raised with his own natural fertilizer, and recovered the next moment.

"Wu Ke, it's not brother. I said, you really need courage. What did brother Jiang say? Go there if you like. What's the use of confession? What's more, in your previous lives, you didn't say anything at all. What are you trying to do? The shyness of Buddhist disciples? "

Wu Ke simply looked at the room and copied the skirt. His eyes blinked like an old man selling cute: "isn't it?"

The room copied the skirt and twitched angrily: "I'm your head... Have you ever seen a Buddhist disciple drink and eat meat and often squat on the street corner with us to see the girl?"

"Hello! Room copy skirt, don't talk about it. Drinking and eating meat is because I have a Buddha in my heart. What I squat on the corner is not a girl, but... Water! Brother Jiang said, "women are like water!"

"What's the matter with your belly pocket?"

With that, Wu Ke's deep V was carved. Inside was a light red belly pocket embroidered with strawberries.

"Hey, it's still strawberry style... Wait... Why is your belly pocket so like his cousin..."

Suddenly, the sound stopped suddenly. Diaoda and jijibo looked at the room on the other side

"Deceive people too much! Wu Ke, you bought my cousin's belly pocket! " The room immediately jumped up, "wait! Diao Da Jibo, how did you two recognize it? "

"Wait, copy the skirt. There must be a misunderstanding!" I'm busy arguing!

"What else can I say? I treat you as brothers. You want to be my brother-in-law! I... I'm going to be mad! "

Then, a man, a bald head, a bird and a pig scuffled

"Wow"

With a big carved claw, I accidentally cut the clothes of the house skirt

emmm……

It's also light red, or strawberry style

For a time... One person, one bald head, one bird and one pig fell silent at the same time.

The scene was once very embarrassing

"Cough... Don't worry, I will catch up with lotus in this life, and I'm not going to see Lotus immediately. I'm going back to Wanfo island for some time. Please don't think of me."

Wu Ke broke the silence and said, sorted out his deep V, took up his burden and left silently

At the same time, the other people, a bird and a pig, also silently tidy up their clothes and turn back home awkwardly

Just walking, one person, one bird and one pig stopped one after another and looked at the direction of the bald man leaving.

Many years ago, there was a saying in Fozhou:

There is a monk in Florida who can understand thousands of dharmas

But why

This bald head

It doesn't look like it anyway?