Chapter 114

"Boom..."

"Boom!"

"Boom, boom!"

On a huge flat land in the east of riyuejiao, there was a continuous explosion.

A lion demon landlady in the teahouse close to the flat ground couldn't help it. She roared at the explosion: "I'm dying, don't let people do business!"

But... Unfortunately... The boss's voice was soon covered up by the explosion

......

"I've told pinch for a long time. Brother Jiang said C4 is not like this. Why don't you listen to pinch when you're old?"

Behind a bunker not far from the open space, a man with a three-level helmet took off his helmet and spit out sand.

It's not so much a "man" as a puppet robot. Its shape is a bit like an armored treasure. Its voice uses synthetic sound, but it also has an accent

"You don't understand! What we yearn for is the eternal art! Explosion is art! Ah... It's like a black dragon, just like my blood! Ah!!! My eyes! Seems to see through the truth of the world! "

The remote-controlled robot glanced at each other: "madezz!"

"Little black! Don't make art that insults me! "

"What I scold is pinch!"

Little black, who didn't know where to control the robot, couldn't help it. He slapped the robot on the back of his head.

No one has seen Xiaohei's real person, and no one has heard Xiaohei's real voice. Even if he goes out to purchase, Xiaohei controls this robot that looks like an armored Xiaobao.

Of course, Xiaohei doesn't just have such a robot.

In the concept map provided by Jiang Lin, Jiang Lin and others have also seen "jingle cat little black", "zoom as high as little black", "steel Jialulu little black" and "Pikachu little black"

Even if Xiao Hei wants to go out, he also lets the robot replace him. He remotely controls himself in the house

"Brother Jiang is right! Pinch is enough in Goose (2) disease! What's too goose, Zhenjun! Pinch and call Zhong Er Zhen Jun! "

"Little black! If you slap me on the head again! Believe it or not, I turned against you! "

Then Taier Zhenjun raised his right hand wrapped in bandages one after another.

"I tell you! I can't stand the ancient power in my body! And my evil king's real eye! Ah! I heard it! It's restless! "

"I'm restless, you MMP!"

Xiaohei couldn't help it. He threw his helmet away and stood up to kick Taier Zhenjun.

"Ah! Sue! Didn't you listen to brother Jiang? Hit people not in the face! Kick people not birds! Ah! what the fuck! Ah! "

"I kick like a pinched bird! A C4 goose has been improved! It all failed 99 times! Ninety nine times! How much material do you think labor and capital have? I can't help it! Labor and capital work! "

"Little black! If you fight again, my blood will really explode! Then be careful that you are swallowed up by the black dragon in my body! "

"Hey! I'm afraid of pinching. Why don't we teach you? Are there any other yin-yang friars? I'll find pinching! "

"Little black! You can question my integrity! But you can't question my skills! "

suddenly! Taier Zhenjun stood up.

The left eye is wearing a mask, the left hand is wearing a bandage, and the oblique non mainstream bangs have a feeling of "gathering at the entrance of the village, with cement".

In particular, the worn black cloak is like a patient in the late stage of secondary disease.

"Pinch technique! I @@# (silencing here) your technique! Let me pinch down the explosion array! Concentrate! Pinch and step on the horse, bigger and bigger! Technology! I... "

"Uncle Zhenjun, uncle Xiaohei..."

Just as Xiao Hei rolled up his arm to rub Taier Zhenjun on the ground, in the sky not far away, a middle-aged man in a green shirt, Yufeng, and a small and lovely little dragon girl flew slowly.

The little dragon girl kept shaking her short fat hands. Her big eyes were happy and greeted Taier Zhenjun and Xiaohei in the open space.

Hearing Xiaolongnv's voice, Xiaohei quickly stopped, patted the dust on his body, and cut his hair covered with sand

Although he managed, Xiao Hei found that he was a puppet and had no hairstyle

Similarly, Taier Zhenjun also raised the bangs in front of his forehead and corrected the eye mask in his left eye

The Little Dragon Girl landed slowly, walked up to them with her short legs, happily took out two pieces of paper from her small backpack, raised her small head and hands to them:

"This is the calligraphy I practiced today. It's for uncle Xiaohei and uncle Taier."

Taier smiled happily: "Oh, how interesting is this? Thank you for reading."

"But Niannian doesn't look good..." xiaoniannian lowered his head and poked two small index fingers at each other. He looked a little unsure.

Xiao hei and Taier Zhenjun squatted down and took the paper and unfolded it gently.

"No, it's good to read and write."

"Yes, yes, the words read are very aural. They are as lovely as little read."

"Really?"

Xiaoniannian raised her forehead and looked at the two uncles happily.

"Really, really." Xiao Hei rubbed Niannian's small head and took out a small ball from his stomach. "Since Niannian gave his uncle the words, his uncle also gave Niannian a small gift. This is a starry ball. If you press it in the room, it will be a beautiful starry sky."

Niannian held the ball in her small hand and wagged her tail happily: "thank you, uncle."

"I also give Niannian a small gift."

Taierzhenjun took out a gossip map from his arms. Because xiaoniannian held the stars in his hand, taierzhenjun put the 400 square centimeter gossip map into xiaoniannian's small backpack.

"This is a small jigsaw puzzle. If you feel a little bored at home, you can play it together."

Xiao Niannian narrowed two crescent moons happily: "thank you, uncle."

"You two are still so energetic."

Kong Ba Ba stepped forward and bowed.

Tiejia Xiaobao Xiaohei bowed back: "Mr. Kong, why do you pinch it today to send it home? Isn't Jiang Nizi going to pick it up? "

"Oh, today, we had a spring outing in our school. It was early. I sent the students home, and it happened that I had something to interview double Everest."

Taier Zhenjun patted Kong Baba on the shoulder:

"No, I don't know what Confucian knowledge Jiang Lin sent Niannian to study in your school. Isn't your school too serious? In addition to the four books and five classics, I heard that you teach some of the hundreds of schools. What kind of cooking do you teach? Isn't it 'a gentleman can cook far'? Are you not afraid of your Confucian ancestors being angry? "

"Ah, brother Tai, you don't understand." Kong Ba Ba quickly waved his hand, "the knowledge of hundreds of schools of thought has its own reason. Although our Confucian knowledge is good, there are some dross. We can have a better understanding of Confucian knowledge by dabbling and mastering it. What our scholars pay attention to is..."

"Wait... I don't want to hear." Xiaohei quickly waved his hand and touched xiaoniannian's head. "If Niannian is boring, Kuo has been playing here. There are a lot of toys here."

"Uh huh." Xiaoniannian nodded, and a pair of Shuiling's eyes blinked. Unexpectedly, Xiaohei at home silently wiped his nose, as if he had nosebleed

"Niannian can also come to me. Uncle's recent Yanlong power seems to be awakening. I will understand the essence of the world. Xiaoniannian will be the successor of Yanlong power!"

"Emmm..." xiaoniannian lowered her head and frowned lovably. She tried hard to understand uncle Taier's words, but she just couldn't understand them. Finally, xiaoniannian decided to give up, "Uncle Taier, Niannian can't understand."

"This......" Taier touched Niannian's little head, "that is, uncle has delicious food at home. Niannian can come and eat at any time."

"Food? Read your favorite food. " His big eyes blinked, "eh? Uncle Taier, why do you have a nosebleed? "

Taier Zhenjun touched his nose: "it's all right... Maybe the seal on my left hand is weak. It doesn't matter."

"Well, let's go and play with two uncles next time."

"Yes." Xiaoniannian ran to kongba. The breeze gently brushed their feet. They slowly flew up, "goodbye, uncle Xiaohei, goodbye, uncle Taier."

"Read goodbye and remember to play next time."

Xiao hei and Taier Zhenjun kept waving to Xiao Niannian.

Until Niannian disappeared in the distant sky, Xiaohei and taierzhenjun looked at each other, and then pinched each other

"You're not ashamed to send a broken bead!"

"MMP, how many years have you pinched that broken picture! It's not moldy! "

"My picture can reverse the sun and moon and lead down the stars! Why is it moldy! The real king of the black hot dragon will walk on behalf of heaven today! "

"I'll sell your mother a batch. That bead is the highest masterpiece I've made in the past ten years! Know a fart! "

"Little black! The black dragon has endured you for a long time! "

"Pinch two diseases in death! I'm afraid to pinch! "

"The black dragon killed you!"

"I dare to burn my robot with fire! 100000 volts! "

"Ah!!!"

In the open space, the two were inseparable from each other. Just when they were going to have the next round of hand to hand combat, a flying sword cut through the sky and flew to them!

"Whew!"

The flying sword is suspended in front of them, and the voice system automatically plays:

[downwind fast sword, please sign for it by taierzhenjun. The sender is "Chunfeng building, 20% discount tonight". The original sender: "what is long is handsome"]

"Huh? Brother Jiang's express? Not yet! Brother Jiang must have asked Ben Yanlong to save the world! "

Taier Zhenjun patted the dust on his body and made some fancy moves to make Xiaohei only draw his eyebrows:

"Ah! My black burning power! Shine! Go! The famine in my body! "

Then... A wisp of black spiritual power from the fingertip slowly entered the flying sword.

"Lingli has been checked successfully, and the signing is completed."

"Ba Da", it was said that the flying sword fell from the air. Taier Zhenjun caught and opened the Lingqiao sword body of the flying sword in time. There was a letter inside.

......

"Ma Ma, I'm back."

"Read, I want to die."

The sun and moon teach the top of double Everest. The little Niannian who has just settled down sees Ma Ma who is drying clothes. He opens his small arms and runs towards Ma Ma with small short legs.

"Nian Nian, why did you come back so early today?"

Hold xiaoniannian in her arms, and ginger fish mud constantly rubs xiaoniannian's soft cheeks.

"Today's spring outing, school is early." Niannian happily took out a folded rice paper from her bag. "This is the word Niannian wrote. It's a gift for Ma Ma."

"The words are so beautiful." Ginger fish mud gave a mouthful on Niannian's forehead. "Mother and daughter" narrowed their curved crescent happily.

"Jiang Fengzhu."

In the distance, Kong Ba bowed his hand.

"Niannian, go back to your room and have a rest. There's the honey just robbed by Ma Ma. It's cold and delicious."

"Well, I'll go back to my room and do my homework first."

"That's good."

Another kiss, ginger fish mud gently put down the reading.

When Niannian returned to the room, Kong Ba bowed his hands again: "congratulations to the leader on entering the middle stage of Yupu territory."

"Thank you, Mr. Kong."

Although the appearance of ginger fish mud has not changed, its look and tone should be cool.

However, although it was cold, there was no hostility at all. On the contrary, ginger fish mud had a little respect for the scholar.

Confucianism is the top of the hundred schools. There are many scholars and many gentlemen, but how many of these scholars and gentlemen are fake scholars and hypocrites?

The man in front of him, although he has been removed from the Confucian school palace in the world, although he also likes to see beautiful women in the street with Xiaolin, and even has some kind of unspeakable deal with Xiaolin

However, in the eyes of ginger fish mud, and even in the eyes of all sun and moon monks, this dishonest scholar is a scholar.

Otherwise, Xiaolin will not put xiaoniannian into his school and let Niannian learn from him. Xiaohei and taierzhenjun won't call him "Sir".

In other words, in addition to Kong Baba, taierzhenjun, Xiaohei and riyuejiao, who have a wonderful name, most Confucian scholars, even the most famous elder in the world, are called old scholars instead of "Sir".

"Hahaha, sir, I always feel hurt. I've been removed from my school." Kong Ba scratched his head and said with a smile, "I still like people to call my name."

"Sir, I'm kidding."

"Cough, cough, cough." Feeling a sword coming out, Kong Baba quickly straightened his face, "in fact, I have a small favor this time. I want to ask brother Jiang for help."

"Can I help you?" Ginger fish mud willow eyebrow slightly wrinkled, "when Xiaolin comes back, just say no to Xiaolin directly?"

"Well... I told brother Jiang directly that brother Jiang would certainly help, but I'm afraid you..."

Kong BA's tone was a little embarrassed.

What kind of friendship do you have with brother Jiang? We studied Xiao Liu Bei together!

But even if brother Jiang agrees and you don't allow it, it's difficult to do it.

This reminds Kong Ba of the last time he invited brother Jiang to come out in the evening and climb the tallest tree near the women's bathhouse to see the moon.

Brother Jiang promised and came out in the evening. As a result, he himself