Chapter 12

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“Let’s spice things up, folks! Time for a gift extravaganza! Watch me, Brother Kuang, show you something amazing!”

At this moment, Brother Kuang was completely excited!

Just as the PK value on Monkey’s end started to skyrocket, some big shots on Brother Kuang’s side also started to shower him with gifts!

There were luxury cars and rockets. The way they were donated was like they cost nothing.

Perhaps this was the joy of being filthy rich.

Brother Kuang was now ready for his grand performance!

“Guys, let me warm up with ten dolphin jumps in one minute!”

With those words, Brother Kuang smoothly activated his clown mode.

One had to admit that Brother Kuang didn’t become a million-follower streamer for nothing.

He had some serious skills, and his tricks were a real spectacle.

“How is it, brothers?”

“Eleven in a minute! Brother Kuang just smashed his own record again!”

As Brother Kuang unleashed his impressive skills, the live stream’s popularity soared to a new height!

Witnessing the shower of gifts raining down, Brother Kuang secretly gave a thumb-up to that amazing monkey.

Without the subsequent jaw-dropping performance, where would all these gifts be coming from?

This wave of gifts was almost as mind-blowing as the previous one!

“Guys! That puny monkey can’t compete with us anymore! Brace yourselves for my ultimate showstopper! We’re about to blow them away!”

…

“Awesome! Brother Kuang, you’re a legend! Let’s crush ’em!”

“You bet! Brother Kuang, show us your one-handed move!”

“Brother Kuang, let us see your hand speed after being single for thirty years!”

“Um… Brother Kuang, maybe you should play it safe with those one-handed dolphin jumps. It seems a bit risky, you know, balance and all.”

“True… And with Brother Dao watching, better safe than sorry, right?”

“That’s right. Safety first.”

“…”

Some netizens were more rational.

But the moment Brother Kuang’s eyes caught sight of Brother Dao’s name, it triggered something in him!

“Don’t you worry, folks! Brother Kuang never backs down!”

“I refuse to believe it! Can a funeral director really become a godd*mn prophet?!”

“Get ready for my dolphin jumps! One-handed with a big twist!”

Saying that, Brother Kuang executed a dolphin jump, but being cautious, he demonstrated it first with both hands before showing off his prowess with one hand.

That was still manageable!

But clearly, he wasn’t satisfied with just that!

“Guys, that rock over there is of the perfect height. Prepare yourselves for a mind-blowing stunt!”

With those words, Brother Kuang kicked off forcefully with both feet and sprinted up a nearby slope that led to a rock.

“Haha! Check this out, guys! Witness the one-handed big twist dolphin jumps in the air!”

“I…”

“Crack!”

The entire live stream went dead silent in that split second!

Brother Kuang, who was all hyped up, was about to go full throttle!

But right at the last moment, for some unknown reason, the bike chain snapped…

Brother Kuang lost his balance in a split second, and in a wild attempt to regain stability, he launched himself forward and ended up perched on top of a beam.

“Ah!”

An earth-shattering roar!

But this was not the end!

After all, that rock was about two meters tall!

In such an awkward position, Brother Kuang was all wobbly and unsteady!

His entire body fell to the ground with the bicycle’s head!

There was intense pain in his midsection, leaving his brain completely stunned!

By the time he reacted and wanted to turn his body, it was already too late!

“Crunch!”

The sound of bones shattering echoed through the silent live stream.

And there it was, everyone witnessed the grotesque sight of Brother Kuang’s head twisted at an eerie angle, with the live stream camera capturing the whole scene.

It perfectly framed Brother Kuang’s head.

His face contorted in a menacing grimace, as he stared into the live stream.

It was clear he wouldn’t make it out alive.

…

Silence…

“What the f*ck! I’m gonna puke!”

“What the hell is going on? Is this still a live stream? Did I accidentally stumble into the wrong channel?”

“He’s… he’s dead? Seriously dead, right?”

“Someone call 911! Where the hell is this place?”

“I already called, but judging by Brother Kuang’s condition, it doesn’t look like he’s gonna survive…”

“This is some freaky sh*t! Is this supposed to be a sports show? Nah, it’s straight-up a d*mn horror flick!”

“Brother Dao… Brother Dao’s predictions strike again…”

“…”

After the initial silence, the entire live stream went into a frenzy.

The number of online viewers skyrocketed from just over 20,000 and kept growing like crazy!

In less than three minutes, it had doubled to a staggering 50,000!

It was madness!

The entire internet went crazy!

All the fans flooded into Brother Kuang’s live stream, and everyone was calling their friends and acquaintances!

“@Xiaopeng, hurry up and join Brother Kuang’s live stream! Brother Kuang got killed!”

“D*mn it, I can’t watch this anymore. It’s too d*mn eerie! I’m gonna have nightmares tonight!”

“My mom asked me why I was kneeling while watching the live stream. Now she’s kneeling with me.”

“Thankfully, I’m in the bathroom. Otherwise, I’d be washing a smelly pair of pants today!”

“My newly-dating girlfriend fainted from the shock. If something happens between me and her now, am I a beast?”

“Upstairs, I don’t know if you’ll be a beast if something happens, but you might end up with a job on a sewing machine.”

“@Brother Yidao Funeral Shop, Brother Dao! Please spare me!”

“Yeah, @ Brother Yidao Funeral Shop, Brother Dao, you’re the godliest! Don’t follow me!”

“…”

With more discussions among netizens, it was only natural that many started to mention Li Yidao.

There was no other way since his advertising slogan was still hanging on Brother Kuang’s homepage.

It was just too conspicuous!

And most importantly, Li Yidao’s prediction had d*mn well come true!

Brother Kuang was dead! He died in an accident!

In no time, a large number of fans followed Li Yidao.

His fan count was rapidly approaching the milestone of half a million!

…

As for Li Yidao, he was leisurely scrolling through his phone.

Little Bunny’s death made him feel bad, but it was just a feeling.

Birth, age, illness, and death were all part of fate!

It was beyond his control.

Right now, he was thinking about how he could take over Little Bunny’s after-death business.

Since they were both in Jiang City, he still had hope. Why not take the initiative?

After all, there would only be rewards if he received the business through the system. He was eager to know what the rewards would be.

He was very curious and nervous!

While he was scrolling through the video, he was thinking about whether he should take the initiative to call the Little Bunny’s family.

He frowned as his backstage messages vibrated like crazy.

When he opened the backstage and saw the insane growth of fans, he was completely dumbfounded!

Did that big brother buy me a bunch of fake fans again?

But as he read everyone’s comments, he understood what was going on.

“Brother Kuang has been killed. I’m reporting for duty. Please spare us, Brother Dao!”

He didn’t know who started this kind of comment, but it was echoed by countless others.

In this era, echoing had become a compulsory course!

“Brother Kuang, the cycling live streamer, right? Looks like he couldn’t escape after all.”

However, Li Yidao was somewhat prepared due to the system’s 99% death rate prediction.

After some thought, he opened Brother Kuang’s live stream.

At this point, the live stream was already in blackout mode. The platform promptly cut off the feed once they realized what had happened.

This could be considered a live stream accident. The platform would be crazy if it allowed this live stream to keep going.

But nobody left. On the contrary, the number of viewers kept increasing, surpassing 100,000!

Everyone was frenziedly discussing in the chat.

Whether they knew the situation or didn’t know, the ultimate topic was the same.

Brother Dao!

And as Li Yidao entered, the entire live stream seemed to lag for a moment!

Previously, Brother Kuang had set up a special setting for Li Yidao in his live stream to generate hype.

So when Li Yidao entered, a big notification appeared on the chat screen.

[Brother Yidao Funeral Shop has entered your live stream!]

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