Look up.
The young man suddenly found that the sky was covered by a large shadow.
Ah.
That's the majestic pectoralis major.
wait.
What the hell is pectoralis major?
The young man was shocked and incredulously raised his head until his neck hurt.
A face that can still vaguely distinguish the beautiful facial features of a woman is stuck on the "iron tower".
“!”
Click, click, click.
It was suddenly petrified sound.
……
Su Xiaosu's expression was numb.
She has seen too much of this reaction.
Well, it doesn't matter.
She silently took out her mobile phone and turned to a photo that was so clear that her pores could be identified.
The picture shows a chubby meat face, eyes slightly invisible, and the fat on the cheek extrudes the arc of happiness.
"Excuse me, have you seen this man? He may be thinner than the picture, but his eyes must be right. There is only one slit left."
"Excuse me, have you seen him?"
Su Xiaosu tried to use the most gentle tone.
When you go out, you should convince people with reason.
Whether it's physics or reason.
——It's all reasonable.
The young man trembled.
His legs are soft.
Su Xiaosu lowered her head and the shadow coverage increased a lot.
She repeated the question patiently: "have you seen this flexible squint fat man?"
"I, I, I..." the young man turned pale.
His lips trembled, but he finally reacted.
"Mom! I'm going home -"
Turn around and run.
Su Xiaosu sighed.
Silently stretched out his hand and picked up the innocent young man who was just about to turn and run home.
The one with two fingers holding the collar.
"Have you ever seen this flexible squint fat man?"
Su Xiaosu asked in a soft tone.
"I'm a reasonable woman. Generally speaking, I won't use violence. Don't worry."
……
……
Haiting city.
Pudong district.
Time: 18:30.
It's dusk.
Far away.
Countless metal debris floated on the sea.
In the distant sea, the oil reflects seven colors of light under the sun, just like a rainbow of rosy clothes, reflecting each other in the sky.
"Well, the scenery of coastal cities is really unique."
Yilin narrowed his eyes and looked into the distance, feeling happy.
Right now.
The death mark on Yilin's chest vibrated slightly.
Li Er Pang no longer sent text messages, but came directly to the voice call.
"Can I do it?"
Yilin looked at the time, thought for a moment, and said to Li Er Pang, "19:00."
"Wait, are you sure it works? You won't pit me again?"
Li Er Pang's tone is still somewhat uncertain.
Yilin actually wants to say.
Be confident and remove the question mark.
But Yilin thought carefully. In order to increase the success rate of the plan, he had to appease the little fat man a little.
"What age is it?"
Li Er Pang was stunned when he heard the speech: "2121?"
Yilin smiled: "yes, it's 2121 years. Are you still worried that this plan will not succeed? Don't believe you take the time to see Haiting BBS? I just found some interesting posts."
Haiting BBS?
what do you mean?
What is this plan about Haiting BBS?
However, out of a little trust in Yilin and Li Er Pang's own curiosity, he opened Haiting BBS according to his words.
It doesn't matter.
At a glance, Li Er Pang immediately tightened up.
……
[Barbie female King Kong in Zhongzhu District of the city]
[a real woman's clothing boss in Zhongzhu District, with a picture and a truth!]
[be careful with more pictures!]
[the women's wear boss is convinced by reason and is looking for a flexible squint fat man!]
[the front row sells melon seed soda, detailing the little secrets that have to be told between the flexible squint fat man and the women's clothing boss!]
[women's clothing bosses cry in the street. Is this... The loss of morality or the distortion of human nature?]
……
Yi Lin calculated the exact time. It was estimated that Li Er Pang, who was slightly tight with chrysanthemums, saw the post almost, so he smiled and sent a "silly smile" expression in the past.
"Look, this is the age of advanced science and technology. Nothing is impossible. Believe in yourself and plan."
"I really believe you!"
Li Er Pang squeezed out a sad tear from the corner of his eyes and put away his mobile phone in a complicated mood.
At this time, a song happened to ring around Li Er Pang.
It's an eye drop advertisement combined with classical music——
"Don't ask me who I am ~"
"Please face me ~"
"Look at the tears from the corners of my eyes ~"
"I'm no different from you ~"
"But my heart is easier to break ~"
……
“……”
"Moreover, if you wait like that, she may not be able to recognize you. Calm down."
Li Er Pang thought for a moment. It seems so. Let alone that his fat level is far lower than that in Gotham, not to mention... Will it be like that later?
On this thought, Li erfan silently swallowed his sad tears and ignored Su Xiaosu's matter for the time being.
Anyway, Haiting city is so big and the sea of people is vast, it may not be able to meet, right?
Li Er Pang finally refocused his mind on the next plan.
"OK, just trust you once. Don't pit me like Gotham this time?"
Yilin seriously corrected: "the man who pits you in Gotham City is Pan Zhengyi."
"Shit!"
Li Er Pang instantly remembered what happened in Gotham City and wanted to knock the damn pan Zhengyi to death with a stick.
Yilin looked at the time again.
I quarreled with ER Pang for a while and wasted more than ten minutes.
He temporarily hung up the call of Li Er Pang.
Contact Ou Lele.
"Lele, are you ready to turn off the monitoring system of the whole city? The monitoring system of Haiting city is relatively advanced, you know."
"Don't call me Lele, my name is Ou Lele!" Ou Lele first muttered unhappily, and then asked with some nervousness: "are you sure we can do this? In case something happens..."
"Don't worry, I'll let Zhao Yulong know."
"Well? When did it happen?" Ou Lele was stunned when he heard the speech.
Why don't I know such a big thing?
Yilin: "wait a minute."
Ou Lele: "??"
……
【18:55】。
Yilin silently looked at Zhao Yulong's head.
"Forget it, I'd better report later."
Cough.
Erin sat in the corner.
Overlooking the whole city.
There is a bucket of popcorn at your feet.
And two cups of hand made coffee.
It's a long night. You have to make some preparations.
This mandatory reality task is now the second day.
If all goes well, it can be solved tonight.
If it doesn't go well... It's not surprising.
Yilin looked at the time again.
Yilin began long-range command.
"Er Pang, er Pang, please take your place!"
Two fat students: "... Kaka, Kaka, Kaka, Kaka."
"In place?"
"Trough! Ready!"
Li Er Pang said vaguely, as if he were chewing something.
Yilin slowly made a question mark, but he didn't care.
So I didn't ask much.
"Ou Lele, Ou Lele, please take your place!"
Ou Lele's voice seemed to suppress the unspeakable joy: "Ou Lele is in place!"
Click.
The minute hand turns.
Yilin smiled: "Showtime."
……
……
【19:00】。
Haiting city.
Pudong district.
Night fell.
People come and go.
bustling.
For the bustling Haiting City, the lively nightlife has just begun at this time.
Li Er Pang finished eating a big bag of chicken legs on time.
Although it is a synthetic high-quality protein, it always makes Li Er Pang feel worse than the original fried chicken leg in Gotham.
"Ah, it's still original."
Li Er Pang spat out the synthetic chicken bones and threw away the garbage bag.
Suddenly he realized that this was not Gotham.
You don't have to brush the crime value.
So Li Er Pang picked up the garbage and threw it into the intelligent trash can.
When the intelligent trash can "eats" the garbage, it sends out a sweet synthetic sound like Maria Ozawa: "thank you for feeding me! Kiss!"
“……”
Li Er Pang decided to ignore this shameful AI voice.
Fuck off, who will be happy! Ha ha ha!
Zizizi——
The overhead monitoring equipment suddenly heard a slight current noise.
To be exact, it should be the monitoring equipment in the whole city that transmits different degrees of noise at the same time.
——It's useless.
“OK!”
Li Er Pang hid in the alley and slowly took out the prepared props from the storage space.
There was a bit of uneasiness in my heart, but at the same time, there was a bit of crazy pleasure.
As an apostle, he is too safe in the real world.
Go, go, go!
Who cares!
Who is afraid of who!
……
……
"Eh? Look! What's that?"
"Is it a movie?"
"No, there are no cameras around?"
"You're stupid. I heard that the latest Mini tracking camera has been produced to fully mobilize the actors' emotions and strive to shoot the most realistic effects..."
"666, really?"
“……”
A strong posture.
Silently appeared in Pudong District, Haiting city.
The lower body... Is normal.
But on the man's head, he wore a funny big eyed rabbit headgear. The position of his two eyes pulled out two secluded holes. The rabbit's two pink ears stood up high, giving people a cute feeling.
Although the rabbit looks a little fat, its overall size is acceptable.
Behind the big eyed rabbit was a long black box, about one meter long. I didn't know what was in it.
The rabbit strode high and walked in the busy street.
Instantly attracted the attention of countless melon eaters.
After all, this is not a time for diffuse exhibition.
When walking on the road, this dress looks very ghost compared with others.
So, countless people immediately habitually picked up their mobile phones and took photos of the big eyed rabbit in the busy street.
what the fuck?
Ready for a hot search?
Li Er Pang had some doubts about Yilin's "plan".
But when I saw the reaction of the masses, I was immediately happy.
This is indeed an era when traffic is king!
As long as you dare to fight, even a dog can smoke with fire!
I didn't expect Li Er pang to be a star one day.
The fat man thought happily.
Although he also knew that his dress looked a little ashamed.
But it doesn't matter.
Anyway, no one can recognize himself with his face covered.
It is estimated that the old man with golden eyes must weigh it when he sees this Headcover.
What a perfect disguise!
Perfect!
No flaws.
Li Er Pang poses for the camera.
Happy mood.
Click, click.
Li Er Pang, wearing a "big eyed rabbit" headdress, was like a bright star in the night of Haiting city at this moment.
Especially dazzling.
Soon.
Li Er Pang's dress up occupied the hot post position of Haiting BBS at a terrible speed.
Several other hot posts were pushed down in an instant.
Incidentally, before Li Er Pang appeared, the original hot post was——
[star Li Changge was envied by fanatical fans and sent a doll with realistic size and explosion!]
[the women's wear boss is still tirelessly searching for a flexible squinting fat man! Please come and take the women's wear boss quickly!]
[train C13 explodes - beep beep]
Subsequent content has been 404.
Anyway.
As soon as the new hot post appeared, it won hundreds of thousands of reading and praise in just a few minutes.
The speed of the fire was terrible.
Of course, no one knows.
Ou Lele is hiding behind the scenes and secretly playing music.
The flow of other hot posts was unconsciously reduced by him.
This operation is very simple for Oule.
Otherwise, just a fat man wearing a Headcover. Under normal circumstances, it is difficult to top the hot post of "women's clothing boss".
After all, women's clothing bosses are more curious and can better satisfy the psychology of melon eating people than head rabbits.
……
[shock! A 'fat rabbit with big eyes' was found on the street in Pudong district. The landlord seriously suspected that he had accidentally entered the street shooting scene! There are pictures and truth! Be careful with more pictures!]
……
The post soon became popular.
100000.
Two hundred thousand.
Just ten minutes.
With the help of Ou Lele, Li Er Pang's new shape became popular in Haiting BBS.
Among them, another reason why this post can explode in a short time is that the two fat students put up all kinds of difficult poses very cooperatively.
【19:30】
Half an hour passed quickly.
meanwhile.
Zhongzhu District, Haiting city.
Su Xiaosu is still tirelessly convincing people with reason and constantly wants to ask the location of Li Er Pang.
Although the process is a little difficult.
Within fifty meters of her surroundings, no living person dared to approach.
After all, Su Xiaosu is a little murderous.
But it doesn't matter.
Su Xiaosu believes that as long as Kung Fu is deep, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle.
The vast sea of people, as long as fate, it is not difficult to find Li Er Pang.
At this time, Su Xiaosu suddenly found out.
There seems to be something wrong with the atmosphere of the surrounding crowd.
They all stared at their hands and whispered something strangely.
Seems very happy.
Su Xiaosu: "
She crept up.
There are some little girls sitting there.
Giggle.
"Hee hee, this fat rabbit is so interesting. Isn't it really a shooting scene?"
"It's hard to say. Maybe it's a short video? I didn't expect it to be really hot."
"Yes, it's on fire for some reason."
Just as several little girls were browsing BBS hot posts.
The colorful neon lights overhead were suddenly obscured by a large shadow.
When they found that it was dark in front of them, they subconsciously raised their heads. They were all so frightened that they turned pale, and shouted to their mother one after another.
Su Xiaosu tried to squeeze out a kind smile: "what are you looking at? Who's fat rabbit?"
"Yes, I'm sick! I can't watch BBS!"
Although several girls were startled by Su Xiaosu, Su Xiaosu's lethality was undoubtedly weak for women. After they reacted, they didn't dare to stay in place and leave Su Xiaosu as fast as possible.
Haiting forum?
Su Xiaosu muttered to herself.
She held her cell phone between her fingers.
Difficult to brush on the screen.
——Because the palm is too big.
Finally opened the Haiting BBS.
Su Xiaosu saw a top hot post with millions of readings.
Suddenly.
Su Xiaosu smiled.
"Finally... I found you."
……
【19:40】
Zhongzhu district.
Mayor's office.
As we all know, the mayor of Haiting is surnamed Li.
At the same time, almost the whole Haiting people know that the mayor of Haiting is also one of the five giants of the "Z5 parliament".
After all, that's a person who often appears in the news.
Every move is enough to cause a big earthquake in the whole dragon country.
"Owner, it's bad! I just sent a message from various district police stations. It is said that at about 19:00, the monitoring system of the whole city was paralyzed for some unknown reason at almost the same time. Now the technical team is repairing it."
"Repair? No."
A middle-aged man in plain clothes smiled and sat in an office chair, brushing his mobile phone with interest.
The confidant of the Li family, who was rushed in by Zhengfeng and was also the mayor's most trusted male secretary, was stunned when he heard the speech.
No, no?
what do you mean?
"Hehe, don't worry about the monitoring system first. Xiaode, take a look at this."
Although the male secretary had countless question marks in his heart, the mayor had spoken, and the male secretary did not dare to say more. He approached silently and stood respectfully on his side.
What the mayor saw on his mobile phone was a hot post on Haiting BBS.
At first, the male secretary didn't pay much attention.
But as I watched, my eyes widened.
"Xiao De, do you see anything?"
"Er... Home owner..." the male secretary hesitated: "with all due respect... At first glance, this one wearing a rabbit Headcover... May be a little like the second fat young master."
"Be confident and remove the five words' maybe a little like '." The middle-aged man rubbed his eyebrows and put down his mobile phone: "it's my stupid son. What's he tossing about?"
"Is it really the young master?"
"Forget it. Let's ignore him first. Someone else has taken over the monitoring system. Let's inform him. Don't rush to repair it for the time being."
In the eyes of the middle-aged man, there is a faint flash of fine mans: "also, let the city's ambulances, fire brigades and rescue teams stand by at any time. Haiting may not be calm these two days."
On the mayor's office computer interface.
A read email hasn't been closed yet.
The signer of the mail is clearly——
"Special group", Orlo.
……
……
time lapse.
No matter how happy you are to be a star, you always get tired of it.
What's more, Li Er Pang has already been blinded by a large flash.
As he tried to squeeze away the crowd, he moved quickly in Putong district.
"Hey, are you sure this is really OK? Fat master, I feel that I have no other egg use besides being photographed as a monkey?"
"Hehe, it's not a monkey, it's a fat rabbit with big eyes."
Yilin corrected with a smile and added, "besides, I don't think you enjoy it?"
"Le your sister! Your eyes see me happy? Are you sure others really don't recognize me?"
Li Er Pang began to be a little unsure again.
"Don't worry, generally speaking, I can't recognize it."
Unless... The familiar one.
"That's good!" Li Er Pang was comforted by Yilin again, and finally put down his heart.
Suddenly.
As soon as Yilin's pupils contracted, his voice became serious in an instant.
"Fat man, don't look back. Behind you, at seven o'clock, about 50 meters, there is a woman with red hair..."
“!”