Chapter 162

Haiting city.

Under the goddess tower.

Li Changge is in high spirits.

Stand with your hands down.

It seems invincible.

Wearing a bat suit like a "turtle shell", those low-level apostles could hardly help Li Changge.

In addition, as a senior actor, Li Changge has certain ancient martial arts skills. Although he is not strong, under the addition of epic equipment, Li Changge's attributes are slightly higher than those of other apostles.

Combined with the special effect of shaking the blind dog's eyes, he was able to carry one or two waves of attacks by the apostles.

Li Changge is braver and braver than ever. His face is flushed. His legs are closed tightly and he blows out with a fist. Unexpectedly, he brings out a gorgeous star effect, just like the collapse of the universe.

The special effects were so lifelike that even if the apostles knew it was fake, they couldn't help being shaken by the lifelike special effects.

So the special effects of dog day are endless, aren't they?

Finally... Someone is angry!

Click.

Suddenly.

Just when Li Changge was preparing to brew a new wave of special effects and hit the demons and monsters in front of him again.

There was a sharp click in his ear.

It's like something... Quietly pierced sound.

“？”

Li Changge didn't care.

The corner of his mouth tilted.

No one noticed that under the bandage, he raised a smile of evil spirit and arrogance.

Whew!

Special effects fly all over the sky!

peach blossoms bloom!

The stars are rolling!

I'm Li Changge!

I'm Li Changge, who is crazy about pulling cool and handsome to blow up the sky. Wow, hahaha!

Click, click, click.

Just as Li Changge's nose went up to heaven and his whole body was filled with a smell called deser, there was a strange sound of clicking in his ear.

“？”

Suddenly.

Among the apostles who had been busy beating the turtle shell on Li Changge, someone suddenly had sharp eyes and couldn't help saying something.

"Eh? This dog day's equipment seems to be cracked?"

Cracked?

Li Changge was slightly stunned at the speech.

Dare you fool me?

Do you really think I'm stupid?

Can I believe it?

Click, click, click, click.

This time, with more and more attacks on his body, Li Changge found that the sound of clicking in his ear became clearer and clearer. It was clear that it was not an illusion.

So Li Changge punched and kicked the crowd with question marks in his head, and then looked at the attributes of epic equipment.

One of them seems to have changed.

[durability] 123000

“！”

Durability!

"What epic equipment has durability?"

How can there be such an unscientific setting?

Didn't you say artifact?

Isn't it epic?

In an instant, Li Changge looked down and found that the [bat battle suit · change] on his body was full of thin cracks, like fragile glass, which would break when touched.

“！！！”

"Wait!"

Li Changge suddenly jumped out of the crowd, stretched out his palm and shouted.

The group of low-level apostles were shocked by Li Changge's sudden loud voice and stood still for a few seconds. All kinds of club hammer and knife attacks really stopped for a while.

All of them made a question mark slowly.

Of course, they are not Li Changge. These question marks are all made up by brain without special effects.

Li Changge smiled coldly.

Very cold.

Just like his mood at the moment.

"Emotion... Emotion... Acting... Your broad Li Changge, you are an actor..."

Li Changge is brewing emotions, and his emotions are gradually full.

Suddenly.

Someone broke the silence.

A burst of sad and heroic music sounded in everyone's ears. They were immersed in BGM, as if they had witnessed a martyr, risking ten deaths and no life, resolutely set foot on the battlefield, and then returned home wrapped in gorgeous shroud brocade... Ah, what a cool BGM

"Did you hear that?"

"How sad..."

"How do I feel that the music sounds like someone will be heroic?"

“……”

Li Changge suddenly raised his head, scanned the audience with cold eyes, and slowly opened his mouth.

"Say it before you start. You must... Don't hit your face."

"Shit!"

As soon as they heard it, they couldn't react. Li Changge's turtle shell had reached the edge of breaking, so they took up the pole one after another, and all kinds of weapons and fists greeted Li Changge.

Crackling.

Bang, bang, bang.

Pop, pop, pop.

Poop poop poop poop.

Li Changge was drowned in the angry crowd in an instant.

"Ouch, lying trough!"

"Didn't you agree not to hit the face?"

"My grass? Still beating my face?"

Li Changge wanted to cry without tears. Just now, the [bat suit · change] on his body was completely broken.

It directly becomes an appearance equipment without attributes.

Everyone was fooled by Li Changge all night. He had already held a stomach fire in his heart. He didn't show mercy at all. He greeted everyone wherever he felt happy.

In the twinkling of an eye, Li Changge had countless footprints, especially on his left and right faces.

"How do you fight once again?"

Li Changge was also angry.

He watched his health drop madly in just a few seconds. If he went on like this, he was likely to be beaten to death by these crazy revenge apostles.

wait.

Li Changge suddenly remembered what the fat man with narrow eyes gave him before he left, in addition to Yilin's brocade bag.

Li Changge doesn't care so much at the moment. After all, he has done his best to keep these apostles out of the goddess tower for so long, and they are almost out of oil and light. At this moment, even if the thing Li Er Pang gave him is a lump of shit, Li Changge will not hesitate to throw it out as a life-saving straw.

After all, he has no choice.

Against all kinds of attacks, Li Changge took out Li Er Pang's card from the storage space.

Then without looking at it, crush it directly.

In an instant, the power of the card turned into five lights, condensed into five mysterious shapes on Li Changge's head, and circled slowly on a mysterious track.

At the moment when the five mysterious props appeared on Li Changge's head.

In the inner circle and the outer circle, the Apostle who was beating Li Changge in the inner circle suddenly smelled an earth shaking stench.

The stench was appalling and maddening.

"Lying trough!"

"Which brother is farting. Please stand up and let us kill him."

"Who accidentally dropped the shit on his pants!"

Among the apostles, because of the sudden stench, the original formation of beating Li Changge was soon scattered and fled from the center of the "stench".

Li Changge suddenly... Stunned.

wait.

He just thought about it casually. He didn't think that the last thing Li Er Pang put into his hand... It was really shit!

And more than one!

So terrible!

No wonder the dead fat man was full of disgust after he stuffed him with the card!

I see!

At the same time, Li Changge also smelled it. From the top of his forehead, there was a smell... Ah, no, it was five stinks.

It's like the legendary stinky tofu. It's put into the socks that haven't been washed for months, and then hoarded for ten years. The smell comes out after reopening the jar.

It's... ruthless!

……

[tracking excrement]

[grade] rare

[effect] Click to view details.

[description] Click to view details.

……

Li Changge wants to cry without tears.

At this moment, he had the impulse to kill the fat man with narrow eyes.

Even he couldn't stand the stench, let alone others.

To be exact, it should be that as long as life with normal smell can't stand this smell.

wait.

cannot bear sth?

Li Changge was stunned.

He suddenly reacted.

When Li Changge raised his head again, he sent out bursts of gloomy smiles again.

The others stared at the five mysterious objects on Li Changge's forehead in disbelief. Suddenly, one of them couldn't help shouting: "wait! Don't forget! It's fake! It's all fake!"

Yes!

That makes sense!

Others echoed.

This guy pretended all night and was almost fooled by his realistic special effects.

So, after being forced back by the stench, everyone was ready to kill again and beat Li Changge again.

Li Changge smiled.

clear.

Of course, wrapped in gauze, no one can distinguish Li Changge's unfathomable smile.

But it doesn't matter.

As long as Li Changge shows such a smile, it means... He has a sense of substitution, and a sense of substitution means that his mood is about to begin to surge.

"Shit! Disease!"

Li Changge's eyes burst out two fine lights like electricity, and instantly pointed to the Apostle who shouted the loudest just now.

Whew——

That mysterious lump, like lightning, flew out of Li Changge's forehead and flew straight to the target Li Changge locked.

Even if you know it is a "special effect", but watch a lump of disgusting things fly straight to your face, no matter who will be shocked. Even if you know it is very likely to be a special effect, no one dares to bet on the possibility of one in ten thousand.

Perhaps this attack is more terrible than any weapon.

Even if you don't kill... But kill your heart!

Pop.

Suddenly.

The poor unlucky guy just had time to run two steps, but Li Changge's "attack" was faster and directly pasted on the unlucky guy's face.

No matter whether the other apostles were true or false, seeing this scene, they turned upside down in their stomach and directly left the unlucky apostle.

The unlucky man was stunned.

He suddenly cried out in despair: "I, I, I'm poisoned! My health is falling madly! This is true... Shit!!"

Once you say that!

The whole world is surprised!

So terrible!

Even if it's death, no one wants to be brought to his face like this.

But Li Changge directly lost his red eyes and felt a sense of revenge. After all, he only felt a hot pain on his face at the moment, and he didn't know that he had disfigured Muyou under the siege of those bastards.

Li Changge roared madly in his heart.

Since you dare to hit me in the face, I Li Changge is destined to let you——

Shit has no place to die!

Without hesitation, Li Changge directly chose four unlucky people and threw out the rotating and jumping pieces of shit on his forehead.

Whew, whew, whew——

At the same time, four more people were smeared with indescribable things.

It's horrible!

"The shit on his head is gone!"

At this time, some of the apostles, who were witty and had been hiding behind others, tried not to let Li Changge see, saw that the excrement block on Li Changge's head was finally delivered, and seemed to see the dawn of hope in despair.

But.

Li Changge smiled coldly.

Close your eyes.

Emotions have long been brewing to the extreme.

At the moment when Li Changge opened his eyes again.

Behind him, like peacocks, nameless things appeared out of thin air, like locusts crossing the border.

In an instant, everyone's face suddenly changed.

——He looked very white.