Chapter 284

Li Changge villa.

Every time, Li Erpang make complaints about the two golden statues at the door of Tucao.

This taste is beyond words.

But forget it.

People and people's tastes cannot be generalized.

Just like Su Ge and Lori, some people are happy and others... Who would like Su GE's style!

Li Er Pang raised a table in his head for no reason. He carefully avoided everyone's sight and slipped into Li Changge's villa.

After all, they are in the same city.

In the "Zhang Huichun incident", it can be regarded as a comrade in arms who struggled in the same ditch.

They are also peers.

There are occasional contacts in private, but they are not familiar.

——After all, Li Changge is very busy with all kinds of daily work such as advertising, film making, publicity and fan meeting.

After entering the villa, Li Er Pang didn't talk nonsense. He took off his hat, mask, sunglasses and fake beard. He spread his fat palm forward: "what's the thing?"

Li Changge was puzzled: "I said, fat brother, what are you doing to wrap yourself up like this bird? Is there an enemy chasing you?"

Hearing the speech, Li Er Pang trembled and shook his head: "you don't understand. It's more terrible than your enemy."

"Oh."

Li Changge answered and stopped talking.

In the Zhang Huichun incident, Li Er Pang finally burned out his fat and lost his precious fat.

But through this month's tireless overeating, Li Er Pang's belly has once again taken shape. Congratulations.

"Wait a minute."

Li Er Pang suddenly threw a suspicious look at Li Changge: "I'll confirm one thing first... Brother Su, ah bah, it's sister su. Hasn't she found you?"

Li Changge's expression was dumb and his acting skills exploded: "do you mean Su Xiaosu? The one meter ninety-nine Su Xiaosu? She's looking for me? She has nothing to do with me? You don't know. There are only two kinds of people who can meet me."

“？”

"Men and women fans."

"Yes."

Li Changge's honesty assured Li Er Pang completely.

He smiled, restrained his excitement and rubbed his palm: "where's the thing?"

"I don't understand you otaku. What's good about this thing?"

"You know a fart. I can buy your villa with a limited number of hands on one wall. Do you believe it?"

Li Changge shook his head, but still took out a card from the storage space and crushed it.

Seeing Li Changge's action, Li Er Pang instantly widened his eyes and breathed hurriedly: "wait a minute, are you... Props? They were brought out of 'inside'? How is it possible?"

Li Changge smiled mysteriously.

After crushing the card.

A gorgeous, concave convex and exquisite badge appeared in Li Changge's hand.

On the badge, there is a lifelike little Lori with a shy face and charming.

Li Er Pang shook his hands and felt the feel of the badge floating up. He suddenly realized: "no wonder I've never seen this human design. It's a prop brought out from it! This workmanship is OK! It's so lifelike and lifelike, the best, the best! It's really the best! Suck it away."

Right now.

Li Er Pang's hand didn't know where he touched Alice on the badge. The badge suddenly lit up, and a virtual shadow emerged from the badge.

In the twinkling of an eye, in front of Li Changge and the little fat man, a translucent figure of 1:1 size appeared out of thin air.

"Hello, everyone. I'm Alice. I'm glad to be friends with you!"

Li Er Pang and Li Chang Ge stared at the dog.

In the void.

Little Lori Alice twists and turns three times to the left and three times to the right.

Li Changge didn't expect that this [Alice Q commemorative badge] still has this effect.

Real name envy.

But after watching it for a while, Li Changge also came back.

This is not a psychic weapon.

It's just an illusion.

Alice's movements came and went, and her lines were very rigid, far less vivid than his real son and mother.

On this thought, Li Changge suddenly felt less envious.

Li Er Pang widened his squint and seemed to want to see the details of Alice's virtual shadow.

"This thing... Perfect! I'll pay, ah, no, this is a prop... I'll pay DP, how much do you want? Just say a few, don't go too far."

Ah, this?

Can you change the death point?

This was somewhat beyond Li Changge's expectation.

But this thing... Only has ornamental value. It's useless.

Thinking of this, Li Changge silently stretched out three fingers.

He hesitated for a moment before he thought of the reasonable price.

300dp, should not be too outrageous.

"Deal!"

Li Er Pang patted his thigh.

Even the price is too lazy to kill, decisively issued a transaction application.

Me, Li Er Pang, make money!

The deal is over.

Li Changge counted the money silently.

Ah, no, count the death points.

Suddenly.

Li Changge was shocked.

A golden special effect with a clang light behind it.

It's like the golden rain all over the sky. It's gorgeous.

Li Er Pang was stabbed in his eyes by the golden light behind Li Changge, and couldn't help scolding: "lying in the slot! What are you doing with special effects? I can't see my baby Alice!"

Listen to Li Changge.

Meng, Meng Lang.

He quickly cleaned up his emotions and tried to hold the fifty cent special effect back like shit.

Although this skill is passive, Li Changge is more and more skilled. To some extent, if his mood is not broken, he can barely retract and release freely.

Li Er Pang played with the badge over and over, very satisfied.

This wave is not bad.

Li Changge was stunned.

When I was finished, I was ecstatic.

3、 Three, three thousand!

Li Er Pang traded 3000dp for him!

It turns out that the unfathomable erection of fingers has the function of infinite brain tonic?

If you don't make up your mind in the future, put up your fingers and try?

Wonderful!

Li Changge was happy.

The special effect of chrysanthemum blossoming appears behind the low-key. The light is introverted, but the flowers bloom brilliantly.

But Li Changge finally remembered the "plan".

Did not indulge in this ethereal joy, unable to extricate themselves.

"But this thing looks ordinary."

Li Changge shows an expression that you have never seen the world.

Li Er Pang laughed. Naturally, he didn't have the same knowledge as Li Changge. He just said, "you know a fart."

"Cough."

Li Changge coughed twice and pretended to be profound: "unfortunately, I had a big baby..."

"Huh? And?"

As soon as Li Er Pang listened, his attention moved away from Alice for a moment.

"Well, big baby."

"True or false?"

Li Er Pang always feels a little strange.

"Hehe, you underestimate me, Li Changge." Li Changge raised his bangs and smiled faintly: "you can't imagine my current background. In the world, I lived and died, calculated all the secrets, and obtained a treasure that no one can imagine."

"Sleeping trough? So slippery?"

Although Li Er Pang still doesn't believe it, after all, in his impression, Li Changge is too strong. But the [Alice Q edition commemorative badge] in his hand made Li Er Pang, a senior fat house, feel a little itchy and can't be scratched.

"If you don't believe it, you can go and see it."

"Look?" Li Er Pang was stunned.

"The baby is too big and awesome. I was afraid of being jealous, so I hid in the basement."

"This... Is not good?"

Li Er Pang pretended to push it off. After all, Li Changge said it was a cow's baby. According to the rules between the apostles, Li Er Pang still meant to push it off.

"It doesn't matter. Who makes us good friends? Although the baby is good, it really doesn't suit my style."

Li Er Pang doesn't believe it.

But in the end, he followed Li Changge to the basement curiously.

As the old saying goes: Curiosity Kills cats.

But maybe you can kill the little fat man.

"Oh! You can do it here!"

"Yo ho! This bed is two and a half meters long! You have everything in the basement!"

Li Er Pang looked at the layout in the basement and exclaimed from time to time.

"My sleeping position is poor. Cough, my sleeping position is poor."

Li Changge quickly explained.

"Wait a minute, where's your big baby?"

Li Er Pang naturally won't linger on that boring big bed for too long.

After all, it has nothing to do with him.

"Here."

Li Changge nunuo's mouth toward the corner.

In the corner, a dark opaque cloth covered something.

It's two meters high.

Two meters

Li Er Pang suddenly remembered sister Su's 1.99 meter height, like a shadow, which covered the sky and the earth. Suddenly, he felt the chrysanthemum shrink and his hands tremble. This has almost formed a conditioned reflex.

But on reflection, it seems wrong.

The "big baby" under the black cloth is angular, not like a person.

Is it

Li Er Pang hurried forward.

He didn't notice that Li Changge was behind him. He breathed a sigh of relief, laughed and crept back.

Li Er Pang was full of expectation and opened the canvas.

instant.

A dark mecha with a height of more than two meters appeared in front of Li Er Pang.

As he imagined, the machine armor was angular and sharp, and the sharp thorns all over showed the evil spirit of refusing to recognize each other.

At the shoulders of the mecha, there are two huge tires.

The whole body of the mecha is made of unknown materials. Under the light, it flashes cold light.

Li Er Pang was stunned in an instant: "the workmanship is perfect!"

"Look at the material, the joint structure, the details... Tut tut tut."

Li erfan gently stroked the coating of the mecha and felt the cold from his fingers. He was so moved that he almost salivated.

Such a domineering huge hand, if you put it in the room

It's exciting to think about it!

Perfect!

If the sun goes out, the otaku circle will trigger an unprecedented earthquake!

wait.

Which company makes this?

What about the logo?

What about trademarks?

Where?

Li Er Pang made several rounds around the "huge model" and left the cute Alice behind.

He didn't notice.

The lights in the basement are dim.

He didn't notice either. I don't know when to start. There was a good smell in the basement.

Looming

Smoke filled

Ah, fragrant

Is this model spicy?

Miso.

Just as Li Er Pang felt around until he reached his head.

A coquettish voice came from the head of the model.

"Oh, damn it, I can't help it."

"Stop touching your hand. As a gentleman, I will never allow you to make such an indecent move on me."

"Mr. beast, please let go of the gentleman in your hand!"

Li Er Pang was stunned.

Ah, this?

Can you still talk?

Click, click, click.

The "model" suddenly moved.

It saw Li Er Pang stay where he was.

"Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet," he said with a smile

"My name is nightmares. I'm an elegant gentleman."

"Excuse me, do you have any wine?"

"Oh, I have a story."

Such a coquettish robot is unheard of.

Have AI made this taste on purpose now?

For Mao, he always felt that when the model in front of him moved, it always seemed to be spraying wine?

incorrect.

Li Er Pang's feet are soft.

He found that in addition to the smell of wine, there was another strange smell in the air.

Ah, my heart is racing.

What's going on?

Because of this perfect model, did it make his heart beat faster?

Poop, poop, poop, poop.

Is this love?

Click.

The door of the washroom is open.

Su Xiaosu smiled shyly.

……

……

Upstairs.

Li Changge felt a little uneasy.

"It won't kill people."

Yilin estimated that [indescribable rosemary] had taken effect, so he stretched out his hand and put away the night nightmare of Sao words across the void.

Remembering the full mouth translation of nightmares, Yilin was speechless.

The fragment of the ignition source really brought out a troublesome thing.

Sitting on this kind of Mount always makes Yilin feel strange.

Don't think about it for the time being.

Yilin pressed nightmares back directly.

"Probably not." Yilin said.

But in fact, he is not very sure. On second thought, Li Er Pang and Su Xiaosu have little difference in strength. They should be in a sticky situation, so as not to cause human life.

Dong!

Suddenly.

The ground shook suddenly.

Li Changge was startled.

Boom!

Below, there was a loud noise.

Li Changge was startled again.

Bang bang——

Constant movement.

The whole villa shook slightly, moving times, hitting times, moving times, very touching.

Li Changge cried, "are you sure?"

Yilin was silent.

In a few more seconds.

In the basement, a solemn and stirring roar with a trace of shame came into their ears through many obstacles.

"Brother Su! I fought with you today! Burn! Fat!"

Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa——

Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong——

The ground seems to have been blasted by a pile driver.

Li Changge: "

Yi Lin: "

"Solved."

Yilin finally completed the branch line task.

Won an epic mission reward.

If the task reward was not too attractive and paid in advance, Yilin really didn't want to mix with other people's marriage.

But now it seems.

——Perfect.

The little fat man took off the order at the speed of light.

"Boss, do you call it solution?"

Even Li Changge make complaints about it.

He began to worry.

Don't get me wrong. He's not worried about fat people.

It's his villa.

Shaking again and again, he wondered whether the villa would be tossed and collapsed by them.

Of course, Li Changge is purely worried.

Although the fight between the two in the basement was terrible.

The little fat man couldn't even fight, and gave out [burn! Fat!] This last card.

But the apostles who have not yet unlocked the lock will not let a villa built with a lot of money collapse in place unless they both open their fire.

Yilin had planned to set up the fat man and Su Xiaosu, and then quietly left Huating without leaving a name.

But think about it.

He was still a little worried. After the event, Li Er Pang was at a loss. In case he got too excited, lost control of his mood, and killed Li Changge with the wrong hand, it would be a pity.

Yilin silently looks at Li Changge and decides to stay to deal with the aftermath.

By the way, Erin dialed a number.

"Solved."

After the phone came a gentle voice: "trouble."

"No. congratulations."

"Happy together."

Li Changge was very curious: "boss, who are you calling?"

"Ha ha."

Yilin just smiled and didn't explain.

In half an hour.

Dong Dong Dong Dong——

Dada dada——

Pop pop pop——

The movement continues.

For half an hour without any rest, Li Changge was used to this rhythm, so he took out a card and played it over and over in his hand.

"What did Su Xiaosu give you?"

Yilin asked casually.

"Hey, hey, hey --" Li Changge's face was full of fury and gave a cheap smile. That expression made Yi Lin have the impulse to hammer Li Changge to death with one punch.

"Secret, secret, big secret."

Li Changge originally wanted to show his brand-new equipment in front of Yilin, but after thinking about it, he still resisted this impulse.

But he couldn't help it after all and sold it for a moment: "boss, to be honest, I, Li Changge, invincible!"

Yi Lin: "

Boy, it's swollen.

forget it.

Since Li Changge didn't want to say, Yi Lin didn't reluctantly continue to ask.

They stayed bored for another half an hour.

The movement below finally stopped.

Yilin and Li Changge looked at each other.

Li Changge: "finished?"

Yilin: "maybe?"

Suddenly.

A voice, with three points of bitterness, three points of suffocation, three points of anger, and one point of deep comfort, once again penetrated many obstacles and echoed in the villa.

"Sleeping trough -"

It's the voice of Li Er Pang.

Yilin was sure and nodded, "well, it's done."

ten minutes later.

The haggard fat man staggered out of the basement.

No God in his eyes.

Sunken eye socket.

After a fierce battle, Li Er Pang was too thin to be an adult.

——Of course, it's actually the sequelae of skills. There's no fat.

He took a few steps and banged on the wall. Li Er Pang knocked a gap in the corner of the wall.

Li Changge twitched slightly at the corners of his mouth.

But Li Er Pang seemed to have lost his soul. He didn't even know he had hit the wall. He changed direction and walked towards the hall.

"Be careful, sleeper. My decoration is expensive."

When Li Changge saw Li Er Pang bumping around, he finally couldn't help reminding him.

The confused little fat man finally recovered.

He followed the sound source and looked blankly at Li Changge.

The eyes are getting brighter and brighter.

then.

"Sleeping trough! Li Changge, you fool me!"

Li Er Pang suddenly burst into a rage. After tossing for a whole hour, he didn't know where to squeeze out his last strength. He suddenly jumped at Li Changge, punched and kicked him on the sofa and swung him to death.

As early as Li Er Pang came out, Yilin quietly opened the [follow suit].

Although the skill effect is not particularly good in broad daylight.

But Li Changge's Sao Bao acted as a light bulb not far away. The depressed Li Er Pang didn't see Yi Lin close at hand and rushed directly to Li Changge.

"I let you cheat me! I let you play a conspiracy!"

"I'm gone..."

"You also give me a brilliant and heroic life!"

"Why do you give me a Luoli dream that is light, soft and easy to push down!"

"You ruined my dream!"

"I want you to have no place to die! Sobbing..."

Bang, Dong, hiss, PIA, ah, oh, woo

All kinds of sounds converge into a symphony like Chapter

Very pleasant.

Yilin took a sip of tea.

It's still hot.

He knows.

Although Li Changge was beaten and screamed, his voice sounded very angry. His HP should not fall too fast.

If Li Er Pang really moves his heart, Li Changge is not prepared. It is estimated that there will be no face-to-face, and he can't call it out at all.

Although the little fat man was angry, for some reason, his reason was not completely lost, and the bottom line was still there.

So Yilin was very calm.

ten minutes later.

Yilin tea has long been drunk.

Seeing that Li Changge was busy being beaten, Yilin didn't mean well to let Li Changge take a break from his busy work, go to make a pot again and wait quietly.

Finally.

Li Er Pang vented again.

He got up from Li Changge and was stunned when he saw Yi Lin calmly drinking tea.

"When did you come?"

"Just now."

"Oh."

Li Er Pang answered. He was hesitant to take a break and beat Li Changge again.

Li Changge got up with a bruised face and a sad face: "boss, how can you watch me beaten!"

Yilin seriously corrected the language defect in Li Changge's words: "I didn't watch you being beaten, I didn't see it at all."

Li Changge: "

Li Er Pang listens.

Smash your mouth and taste it.

He was so small that he couldn't see his eyes clearly. In his meditation, he squeezed out crow's feet at the corners of his eyes.

"Is it you?"

Yilin smiled: "what do you mean?"

"Lying trough!"

Li Er Pang suddenly burst up, and the anger he had just vented surged up again, ready to attack Yilin with a heavy fist.

Yilin reminded: "remind you, don't force me to do it."

Li Er Pang: "

A moment later.

The three sat down again and talked on a porch swing.

Li Changge rubbed his face in pain, quickly placed the order from his mobile phone, and sent the most expensive mask and skin care product with the fastest speed.

This face is his capital based on the world. He must not be careless.

Li Er Pang looks at Yi Lin.

Complicated mood.

I have a rude remark. I don't know if it should be said or not?

But thinking of Yi Lin's strength, Li Er Pang decided to hold his heart back, just as he held a fart.

Li Er Pang always felt that the boy was unfathomable and insidious. He lost his dream and was very miserable.

But the wood is done, the rice is cooked and cooked into barbecued rice. After weighing the pros and cons, Li Er Pang decided to suppress the idea of attacking Yilin with a heavy fist for the time being.

He beat Li Changge anyway, didn't he?

Who's not beating?

This tone is out of order.

Thinking of this, the little fat man felt much better after comforting himself.

"What benefits did brother Su give you? I'll give you double... No, I'll give you three times. Is there anything you can't discuss? Ah?! you have to hurt your feelings?"

Li Er Pang was very distressed. He often thought of his experience in that hour and couldn't get angry.

Yilin thought for a while and said, "you really can't give double, let alone triple, the benefits she gives."

"Shit!"

Li Er Pang didn't understand. Su Xiaosu paid a lot of money to catch him.

Even a sinister person like Yilin decided to use such a bad move that didn't hesitate to offend others. It can be imagined that Su Xiaosu's price was absolutely beyond imagination.

"Hasty!"

He knew so. He should give Yilin benefits in advance and let him not help Su Xiaosu.

"Negligence!"

He should have expected that with brother Su's interpersonal relationship, he could count the people who could find help with one hand.

"I regret it!"

Li erfan thought and wept silently.

When Yilin saw the little fat man squatting on the sofa, he comforted and said, "in fact, he is not so pessimistic."

Hearing this, Li Er Pang was even more angry: "my dreams are gone. Do you still make me not pessimistic?"

Every fat house has a dream of sitting on Laurie!

The dream is gone!

Can we not be pessimistic?

As the old saying goes: what's the difference between having no dream and salted fish?

"Isn't sister Su strong?"

"Strong is strong, but..."

"Does sister Su have a bad voice?"

"It sounds good, but..."

"Is sister Su bad?"

"Good character is good, but..."

"Aren't you feeling well?"

"Comfortable is comfortable, but... Sleeping trough?" Li Er Pang asked and answered, almost didn't respond, and scolded: "this is not a comfortable problem at all, okay! Wait, I'm not tangled with this problem at all, okay?"

Is it over?

It's not obvious that the mouth is disrespectful of integrity

Yilin was too lazy to point out. With a smile, he stood up and walked to the door: "for 'US', a plain love story is an unreachable luxury. It's rare to be able to accompany a living partner for a long time. Cherish it."

Finally, Yilin thought for a moment and added, "you will thank me in the future."

As he said this, he thought of himself.

But Li Er Pang's face turned green in an instant.

But it's not easy to attack.

I ™ Thank you!

"No!"

Li Er Pang saw that Yilin was going to leave. He suddenly woke up. I can run, however!

While brother Su hasn't slowed down, am I stupid if I don't run?

Hum, you underestimate my fat Li Er!

When Li Er Pang thought of this, he stepped directly over the slow Yilin and rushed out of the door.

Li Changge lay obliquely on the sofa, rubbed his bruised face, looked at the back of the little fat man, and said coldly, "slag man. Slag!"

"Yo, it hurts -"

The muscle pulled the wound, and Li Changge twitched and wailed again.

Besides, little fat man.

He felt that this escape seemed to be more exciting than escaping in trial practice.

Li Er Pang tiptoed.

For fear that the movement under his feet was too big, it penetrated the ground and spread to the basement, disturbing the terrible creature with a height of 1.99 meters.

Five meters.

Four meters.

Three meters.

Two meters.

Li Er fat realized.

Run to the ends of the earth.

As long as she runs fast enough, no matter how tall and strong brother Su is, she can't catch up.

"Wit!"

Li Erpan silently praised his intelligence.

here we are!

Li Er Pang was so excited that he suddenly opened the door of the villa.

Suddenly.

From Li Er Pang in all directions, countless respectful voices gathered together, which made him feel like coming from all directions.

"Congratulations on the marriage of young master Er Pang and his wife!"

"May the young master and the young lady live forever!"

"Made in heaven!"

"Give birth to your son early!"

"Full of children and grandchildren!"

I don't know when.

Countless dark cars surrounded Li Changge's villa.

Hundreds of Li's subordinates in black suits, sunglasses and standard bodyguards have surrounded Li Changge's villa three times inside and three times outside in order to prevent Li Er Pang from escaping.

Rumble rumble——

The sound of propeller whirring and rotating came from the sky.

Li Er Pang looked up.

Above his head, a team of armed helicopters hovered at low altitude, and even lined up a neat formation in the air. Fancy patrols took a panoramic view of the environment around the villa.

When Li Er Pang saw this scene, where didn't he understand?

It was dark and the little fat man completely fainted.

[Branch Mission: catch the fat man. Mission completed!]