When Yan Chu went down the mountain, the Taoist priest gave him 200 yuan.
It's a pity that people in Xuanmen always commit one of the five disadvantages and three deficiencies.
What the Taoist priest lacks is money. No matter how much money he gets, he will spread out.
The 200 yuan he gave Yan Chu had been found by digging through the whole Taoist temple.
Most of the money went for a long-distance bus ticket alone. With the money for buying steamed stuffed buns and instant noodles all the way, Yan Chu opened his wallet. It was empty and there were only a few coins left.
It's hard for a clever woman to make bricks without rice. It seems that she has to find a way to earn some money before completing this task.
It's unrealistic to sell food. He doesn't have enough money to buy raw materials.
Yan Chu looked at the eight yuan in his wallet, thought about it, and walked into the stationery store.
Half an hour later, in the streets and alleys of the custom scenic spots, there appeared a young man with a piece of paper in front of him, four sides pressed with stones, on which the iron mouth was broken with a brush, and a divination of five hundred.
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"Young man, your price is too high. Besides, you can't handle affairs well without hair on your mouth. People who really want to hire people to divine good and bad luck won't come to you."
A vendor wearing sunglasses and pretending to be blind beside Yan Chu whispered an admonition to him. The business in this area is still good. In one morning, he has made three orders. The price of each order is not high, which is only 20 yuan. However, because what he said is good, the customers are happy enough, and no one will care about your calculation.
In front of him, the young man came at about the same time as him. He didn't make any noise from beginning to end. His equipment was very good. The robe was really like that. The wig didn't know what glue to stick, and there was no trace. It was much better than his fake beard.
It's a pity that the price is set too high and looks too green. No one will come to him, whether he really wants divination or those who are purely rare.
"Follow fate."
Yan Chu sat cross legged on clean paper, shy in his bag. At this time, he didn't even have money to buy a small Mazar.
"Hey, if you don't listen to the old man, you'll suffer in front of you."
The blind fortune teller shook his head, regardless of what Yan Chu did.
"You see, that little master is so handsome."
Many people in this custom Street are tourists. Because there are many "heavenly masters" here, and many elderly superstitious old people come to make divination. Just when their conversation came to an end, a group of young men and women who look about 20 came to them in twos and threes, It seems that the students from some university are traveling together.
Several girls saw Yan Chu sitting on the ground with sharp eyes. The master in Taoist robes was completely different from those elderly "masters" around him. It was a beautiful scenery. With the gray behind him, the mottled walls became bright, as if plated with light.
"Little master, do you know fortune telling?"
A little girl with a round face came up to Yan Chu's booth and asked with a red face. Looking closer, the little master became more handsome. Her skin was like a skinned egg. She thought that her skin, which she spent a lot of money to maintain, could not even compare with one tenth of that of others.
"Yes."
Yan Chu still gave a golden reply.
Not only did she look good, but her voice was also pleasant to hear. The flower mania of the round faced little girl suddenly became more serious.
"Yuanyuan, his fortune telling is so expensive. If you are interested in this, you might as well let the master next to you do it."
Who believes this among college students of this age? Isn't there enough news in the newspaper about being cheated of money and sex because of superstitious fortune telling.
The young girl who followed the round faced girl looked at Yan Chu and muttered that even if he was good, he could not kill people with beauty. Five hundred yuan was enough for a big meal and two lipsticks.
"No, he doesn't look as good as the little master."
The round faced girl looked at the paper in front of Yan Chu and said without blinking in the face of the high price of 500 yuan.
He's ugly. He's guilty.
The blind man moved his bench and swore that he had written down the round faced little girl.
"Little master, count my life."
Cheng Yuanyuan took out 500 yuan and handed it to Yan Chu. Fortunately, because he came to the custom street this time, he was afraid that he could not support card swiping or mobile payment. He specially took some cash, otherwise he really missed a chance to chat up with master Shuai.
"Measure words or look at faces."
Yan Chu stuffed the money into his pocket and asked Cheng Yuanyuan.
"Look, look, I look."
Cheng Yuanyuan has some beauty in her heart. If she looks good, the little master doesn't have to stare at her all the time. Today, she went out with full makeup. I think she can stand the test.
I hope the little master is myopic. In this way, he has his own soft focus effect and natural beauty.
"The Yintang is black. I'm afraid there will be a disaster of blood."
When they were close, Yan Chu felt a strong blood evil spirit, and he didn't know which one was the source, but the closer he was, the more serious the evil spirit was. The demon whip Yan Chu tied around his waist was ready to move.
"Puff -"
It was a young man with yellow hair and a natural look of Lao Tzu.
"Cheng Yuanyuan, how stupid you must be. Believe this, I think your 500 yuan is wasted."
What Yintang is black? Cheng Yuanyuan's face is white and tender. It has nothing to do with black. According to Yu Yu, Yan Chu is a liar and a liar with low deception skills.
I'm afraid the next step is to wait for Cheng Yuanyuan, the fool, to worry, and then use the excuse to help her solve the dilemma and get money from her step by step.
Not only did the young man think so, but everyone present thought so.
The blind fortune teller couldn't help turning his face. Yan Chu was so stupid that he couldn't bear to look straight at the tragedy.
Obviously, he has just counted his fate three times. This young man can learn from him and say something nice to fool these young people.
You are a beautiful woman, but you are a thief.
Cheng Yuanyuan is thinking like this now. She is ready to be cheated before divination, but you can cheat wisely.
However, she also wondered why she wanted to set up a stall here to earn the IQ tax of 500 yuan. After all, there are not many people who are stupid and have more money like her.
"Liar, you can count a divination for me."
Yu Yu saw that no matter how cynical they were, the liar was still as motionless as a mountain. He didn't get up and took out five hundred and threw them to Yan Chu.
"I see it too. I see if you have any other words."
Cheng Yuanyuan looked sympathetically at the Yellow haired young man beside her. She was because of the IQ tax paid by the other party's face, and this big fool was purely stupid.
Don't people cheat just for money? You give them all the money. Even if you can prove that he is a liar, what's the point.
"The Yintang is black. I'm afraid there will be a disaster of blood."
Yan Chu picked up the money scattered on the ground one by one and stuffed it into his pocket. Then he stared at him and said in a deep voice.
"Ha ha ha -"
Yu Yu smiled and became a fool. He was so happy that he pointed to Yan Chu, then looked at Cheng Yuanyuan and said, "look at you. Have you been cheated? He can only say this from beginning to end. He doesn't even change his lines."
He felt that he had a sharp eye and saw a liar, but he didn't notice that his classmates looked at him more like a fool.
"Forget it, let's play with something else."
People in the same class know that Cheng Yuanyuan and Yu Yu have unusual family conditions. 500 yuan is a small amount for them.
Now young people are thin skinned. They are embarrassed to ask for money from Yan Chu, a "liar". They pull Cheng Yuanyuan and Yu Yu respectively. It's better to leave quickly.
"Today is my first day. This amulet can help you eliminate adversity."
After Cheng Yuanyuan got up, Yan Chu searched for a long time from a blue cloth bag he carried with him, took out a talisman folded into a triangle, raised his hand and motioned her to take it.
"Chi, how much are you going to charge for such a broken paper?"
Yu Yu took the talisman before Cheng Yuanyuan and put it in his hand and looked through it several times. There are a lot of such talismans in temples and Taoist temples, which are no different from waste paper. Only fools believe that this kind of thing can really avoid evil and ensure peace.
"This girl is my first customer, so I don't want money. If you want, it's the same price, five hundred and one."
Yan Chu grabbed another handful from the bag. Roughly speaking, there were always thirty or twenty.
The blind man has covered both his eyes with his hands. Even if he wears sunglasses and plays a blind man, he still can't stand Yan Chu's clumsy deception.
Did the boy have any on-the-job training when he went out to cheat? It's a shame for them to cheat.
"Two fish, give me the amulet."
Cheng Yuanyuan and Yu Yu grew up together since childhood. Because each other's name sounds like fish, they also have a nickname called two fish. Before entering the University, they made three rules and didn't call each other's nicknames, but now Cheng Yuanyuan has broken his skill.
"Are you stupid? Do you really believe that this amulet can ward off evil spirits?"
Yu Yu looked at the stolen amulet and the other party's act of putting it in his wallet as if he were a baby.
"Liar, give me one."
He took out 500 yuan from his wallet and bought an amulet from Yan Chu.
If she didn't give it to him, he would buy it himself.
They paid for one and gave the other. They moved too fast. It was too late for the students on the side to stop them.
"We can't afford to buy this amulet."
The students looked at Yan Chu holding up the amulets and looked at them. They immediately peed and pulled Cheng Yuanyuan and Yu Yu away.
Although the master's deception is not high, he has magic. Otherwise, why would Yu Yu lose his reason when he fell in love with him? He didn't think that he was a liar, but he spent a thousand yuan on each other. It's all IQ tax.
"Awesome."
Seeing that all the students had left, the blind man motioned a thumb at Yan Chu.
"But you're also lucky. You happen to meet these students who don't know how to do business. If you replace them with a group of old men and women, your skin will have to be picked off."
The blind man looked at Yan Chu and smacked his mouth again.
Well, he looks good. Maybe those old men and women don't want to skin him.
"I've earned enough today. I'd better hurry. The young student cheated you a thousand yuan. I'm afraid that when he goes home, his parents have to find it. Don't show up here during this time."
The blind man is kind-hearted. It's too late for another person to be framed by his peers. Where will he be instructed.
"Thank you. Here's the rent."
All the stalls here are rented out. Yan Chu's position now belongs to the blind man. However, the other party was nice and moved half to him without asking for money.
Yan Chu took out a hundred pieces of paper, put away the papers on the ground, dusted them off, folded them carefully, and put them in the blue cloth bag he carried with him.
"Hey, hey, you're welcome."
The boy just cheated fifteen dollars. The blind man didn't refuse the generous one hundred dollars.
"Come to me if you want to learn deception in the future. At least you can improve your deception skills."
Looking at Yan Chu's back as he left, the blind man shouted at him.
Yan Chu didn't look back and didn't know whether he heard it or not, but an old lady who planned to come to the blind fortune teller must have heard it. She turned a corner when she came to the blind man and went to the fairy's stall next door. She lost 20 yuan, but she hurt the blind man.
Never tell the truth again.