Xia Chenan: "..." Shit, is that right? All this vinegar?
Xia chenan glanced at the amount on the check and thought, I don't call baby, I call dear, and then nodded: "deal."
When Xia chenan stretched out his hand to take over the check, he suddenly seemed to think of something and gave Han jingnian a wink: "brother in law, you can add me another zero, and I will tell you a secret."
"No..." After years of thinking, Han opened his mouth.
But the word "interest" behind him didn't come out, and Xia chenan said, "it's about my sister."
The words of Han jingnian's follow-up disappeared at the lips in a moment, and then the words of opening up became a "OK"
After Han jingnian finished writing another zero, Xia chenan opened his mouth: "my sister can't be drunk. She has a poor amount of alcohol. She drinks beer well. She gets drunk after drinking a little white wine. The key is that she has a hobby after getting drunk, that is..."
With that, Xia chenan leaned up to Han jingnian's ear and lowered his voice: " If you like to take off your clothes, you must also take off all of them. "
"What's more, even if she takes off her own clothes, she will take off other people's clothes, and also clean up other people's clothes..."
"Is my secret worth a lot of money? You can pour some wine for my sister and enjoy the feeling of being picked up by her. Hehe..."
In Xia chenan's bad smile, Han jingnian suddenly has a cold face, raises the pen, and cuts three zeros.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? I'll tell you the secret. Why do you cross three zeros..." Speaking of the good morning of summer here, I suddenly understood: "shit, isn't it? Do you eat the old vinegar? My sister was drunk twice in front of me. That was when she was a child, and she didn't take off. At least she had a pair of underpants left. Later, when she knew her eccentricity, she didn't let herself really get drunk... "
In the process of Xia chenan's speech, Han jingnian crossed two zeros with a cold face.
"You, you and you are merciful. I can't fall in love with you like this! Do you care about it? Did I bathe my sister when I was a child? Do you care too? Do you mind if I change my sister's diaper? "
After years of silence, Han raised his pen and crossed two zeros.
Good morning in summer: "..." Shit, what a fuss!
Han jingnian shook the check in his hand: "do you want to? Don't I'll tear it. "
"Are you threatening me? Dear brother-in-law, can you believe it or not, I'll call my sister now to tell her... "
Xia chenan's voice hasn't been settled yet. Han jingnian raises his mobile phone in a leisurely manner, and his tone suddenly becomes a lot innocent: "it's me. Your brother was drunk last night and didn't pick you up. Please let me pick you up. Now he has to say that I gave him medicine to make him fail to pick you up and force me to give him money."
Xia chenan looks at the instant grievance of Han jingnian, and her eyes almost fall to the ground: "???"
Shit, what kind of operation is this? Do you have a black-and-white one?
"Sister, I'm joking with my brother-in-law, ha ha, joking This is not April Fool's day this year. Time goes back to it... " Xia chenan grabs Han jingnian's mobile phone and coaxes him to have a good night.