Chapter 30

"Ah, too, too exciting! Bungee jumping is really a project that should be experienced in life. Ah, look, I just face to the ground. I can see the grass in the valley in the distance and the white clouds in the sky. Let me tell you how I feel at the moment..."

After all, he was half an actor. Dongge hurried to explain with the double, but what hurt him was that the double suddenly turned a few somersaults when he was about to fall into the canyon. Dongge was at a loss.

"Ah, what are you waiting for without somersaulting at the moment? Look at my somersault posture? Is it standard?"

Northern Wolf: eh, how strange is the live broadcast? Why can't the sound and action get stuck?

He comes from the second group on the street: how can bungee jumping talk so calmly? Why didn't you hear the wind?

Octopus: what's going on? I am a bungee jumping coach. Why do I think he is more standard than me? Dongge, are you sure that soon, the number of people in Jiang Chen's live broadcasting room has dropped from 30 million to more than 7 million. Jiang Chen is very satisfied with so many people.

In Shangjing Grand Canyon, Dongge closed his eyes and didn't speak. His heart mentioned his throat. He was afraid that he would spit out when he opened his mouth. After standing on the platform for more than ten minutes, the audience was anxious.

BEIBI: Dongge, you've been standing for so long. It's over. Let's jump!

Brother octopus: jump quickly. We're still waiting to see the miracle of Jiang Chen who loves farming!

Star: jump, grass, your mother, my patience is worn out by you two goods!

Finally, Dongge didn't jump. The coach over there pushed him down under the sign of president Zhu. This time, Dongge was selected for the shot, and the UAV began to draw closer at the moment he jumped down.

"Ah!!!"

Dongge's scream made people's ears swell in the live broadcasting room. Soon, Dongge's whole person gathered and fell. In the process of falling, the UAV suddenly photographed Dongge's urine flying out along his trouser legs, and so much urine was connected in a straight line in the sky

People are stupid

Brother octopus: peed???

Star: did you pee???

Northern fish: grass, pee? Withdraw, withdraw

Wolf dog: withdraw, withdraw

Dongge backup Club: embarrassed, withdraw, withdraw.

Dongge backyard general League: cough, do you want to go to see Jiang Chen who loves farming?

Dongge fan No. 3: let's go, let's go to see Jiang Chen who loves farming!

Cat tooth headquarters, looking at Dongge peed for a moment, President Li Xiang plopped down on the sofa. He knew it was over.

At the moment when the hero of Dongge collapsed, the number of people in his live studio dropped from 60 million to 10 million in less than five minutes. When the UAV pulled away, Dongge hung in the canyon like a dead dog in the sunshine. He looked at everything in front of him like a dead pig hanging under the eaves, Even the on-site director reluctantly covered his eyes and sighed.

Finally, when Dongge was pulled up, his shit fell off a glass plank from his trouser legs, and the number of people in his live room finally dropped to thousands. Helpless, maoya was forced to close Dongge's live room. They knew that Lao Wang was dead and a new king had been born!

Sure enough, when Jiang Chen walked to the top of Guanyun mountain in the morning light, the sun fell on him, and soon the people in his live studio began to shout.

Slacker: look, the new king is born!

Polaris: the new king ascends the throne!

Birds can sing: new king!

The northern sky sends a crown!

Little wolf dog gives a crown!

Polaris sends out a crown!

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The gifts in Jiang Chen's live broadcasting room were painted. The crown was 500 yuan, and the crown in Jiang Chen's live broadcasting room soon covered the whole screen

At the headquarters of pepper live broadcasting platform, President Li looked at the company's stock as usual. Suddenly, the stock elongated and rose in a straight line. President Li was stunned. He just wanted to ask what was going on. The operation director broke in without knocking.

"Mr. Li, Mr. Li! The East brother collapsed!"

"Brother Dong is dead?"

Li always had some accidents. How can such a young man say that he died?

"No, he's not dead, but he's almost dead! Look at Weibo and QianDu hot spots!"

President Li opened his microblog, which was full of news about Dongge.

There is news every day: the first person in the outdoor live broadcast today, Dongge, had fecal incontinence on the spot when he was broadcast live in Shangjing Grand Canyon. The live broadcast room exploded instantly, and Dongge's setting has collapsed.

Beijing Entertainment News: with Dongge's incontinence, maoya's stock fell by the limit. Within two days, maoya's assets shrank by nearly one billion yuan.

Southern entertainment news: with the death of Lao Wang, the new outdoor king has ascended the throne. The number of people in Jiang Chen's live broadcasting room, which loves planting land, has reached an all-time high of 70 million!

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