Chapter 755

Cut it back?

Great sage, you are so talented that you even ignore the friendship between teachers and brothers for a bite.

Little white dragon will cry happily when he hears it!

Pan Haodong's heart make complaints about it. He smiled and said, "the dragon's liver, which has just come back, is not too good. It's not through the mental strength, but it's not up to standard."

"I'm just talking."

Monkey King scratched the back of his head with his furry hand, looking very embarrassed.

Ao lie is his younger martial brother anyway. It's not easy to grow dragon liver. He cut him when he went back. He can't make sense.

But

Younger martial brother's Dragon liver is really delicious. It tastes delicious.

If a nerd is lucky enough to taste one, I'm afraid it's inappropriate for the altar messenger. He runs to panjiazhuang every day as a lighter.

Of course, considering Dongjun's cooking skills and that the nerd's body is a pig, monkey king still thinks it's good not to say. Although he wants to taste the nerd's pig liver, is there a little martial brother's Dragon liver delicious.

But forget it.

It doesn't pay to destroy the friendship between teachers and brothers for a little appetite.

If you really want to eat, you can go outside and find some pig demons and demon dragons.

At this time, Ah Mui wiped her lips with silk cloth, smiled and proposed: "Wukong, the four Sea Dragon Kings are old Taiyi golden immortals. They have lived for at least 8000 years. If you don't enjoy eating, you can go to the four seas and ask the Dragon King to borrow some dragon liver. Anyway, the internal organs of the Immortal Dragon are gone, and they can grow back."

Monkey King: "(o)_ o)??”

Listen, is it human?

If you borrow dragon liver from the Dragon King, you can say it. Is this the Guanyin Bodhisattva he knows?

In a trance.

He remembered that some people like to eat monkey brains and said they are treasures.

No, I have to get out of here.

Otherwise, when Guanyin Bodhisattva remembers this stubble, the tianlinggai will be pried open.

So terrible!

The monkey king subconsciously stepped back and said with a worried face: "Bodhisattva, I suddenly remembered that I had stewed soup at home. I won't bother you. I'll go to my place sometime... Er, I'd better not. I may be closed for a period of time recently. I won't leave the customs until the Buddha holds the Ten Thousand Buddhas conference."

"That doesn't have to be so urgent!" Ah Mui smiled.

"Urgent, urgent." The more monkey king thinks, the more afraid he is.

He doesn't want to be the meat in other people's bowls. He has to run away quickly, otherwise he may not be able to leave when Dongjun and Guanyin Bodhisattva remember.

Pan Haodong said with a smile, "Ah Mui, since the great saint is in a hurry to go back, let him go back!"

"Good bye, Bodhisattva."

"Dongjun, farewell."

The monkey king bowed repeatedly, and then a somersault disappeared far away.

Ah Mui looked at the direction of the monkey king's departure, looked back and said with a smile, "this monkey is not afraid of us eating his monkey brain?"

Pan Haodong blinked his eyes“ Ah Mui, you are so smart that you want to go with me. "

"This shows that our hearts are connected."

Ah Mui smiled sweetly.

Then, I walked to my brother very naturally, took up my brother's arm, put my head on the bend of my arm, and looked at the clouds quietly. It was very pleasant.

"Brother Dong, sister Mei..."

After a while, Li Xiuyuan came with the black fat man Fuhu.

When she was disturbed by subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger, Ah Mui looked unhappy. She raised her hand and slapped the "moron" Luohan to wake up.

"Who, who hit me!"

Crouching Tiger Luohan covered his red and swollen cheeks and looked left and right.

Soon, he found the Guanyin Bodhisattva standing next to a handsome man. His straight waist suddenly bent down, smiled and said, "Guanyin, you are also there!"

"You don't have to worry about subduing the dragon. I'll wake him up later. You went down to earth without permission, but you violated the law of heaven. Don't you hurry back? "

When it comes to breaking the rules of heaven, little white dragon and Sun Wukong have committed it, but the Jade Emperor can't control them. To be exact, the Jade Emperor can control very few immortals. He can only control the immortals below Da Luo Jinxian, and Da Luo Jinxian can't control them.

Whether new or old.

There are Taiyi golden immortals, even golden immortals and real immortals, which can not be controlled by the Jade Emperor.

The heaven of this world is completely empty. The nine heavy heaven above the heaven is the gathering place of real big men.

Only because the Taoist Sanqing doesn't care much about affairs, while Buddhists such as the Tathagata and Guanyin love to stroll, so those immortals in the Tianting often say that they are as high as Jiuchong heaven and ask the Bodhisattva to make the decision when they encounter things that the Jade Emperor can't manage.

At the beginning of Ji Gong, a group of immortals attacked the Dragon subduing Arhats. Some people said that they would sue jiuchongtian. The Dragon subduing also said that if the Bodhisattva of jiuchongtian knew, he would laugh off his big teeth.

From this, we can infer that the Buddhist forces in this world surpassed the Taoism after the journey to the West.

"Master Guanyin, can you let me talk to the Dragon subduer first?"

The crouching tiger Luo Han had a crazy man flattering smile on his face.

"Yes."

Ah Mui nodded.

The tiger subduing Luohan immediately went to Li Xiuyuan and said, "subdue the dragon, subdue the dragon, I'm the tiger subduing! You come down to earth with a mission. You can't play like this anymore, or you'll be in bad luck if you lose the bet... "

"What are you talking about?"

Li Xiuyuan slapped the Fuhu Luohan's hand and wondered, "why do I understand every word, but I don't move anything when I connect it. What subdues the dragon, what subdues the tiger? You must have a funny head. "

With that, Li Xiuyuan turned to look at Ah Mei: "sister Mei, sister Mei, you're still too light. Please slap him more. Maybe he can be more sober. Now he's not sober enough."

Ah Mui smiled and said nothing.

Fuhu Luohan took out a fan, forced it to Li Xiuyuan and said, "subdue the dragon. This is your fan. It's called a fan for everything you want. Remember that you can only use it three times a day. I'm in a hurry to go up. You must remember."

“……”

Li Xiuyuan looked confused.

"Hey ~ ~"

Fuhu Luohan sighed, turned to Guanyin Ah Mei and said, "master Guanyin, I'm back to heaven and leave."

"Whoosh ~ ~"

In an instant, the tiger subdued arhat disappeared without a trace.

Li Xiuyuan was stunned. He didn't know that the fan slipped down from his hand

Boom!

Suddenly, a sky thunder fell on Li Xiuyuan's head. The memory fragments of the Dragon subduing arhat's previous life and present life began to emerge in Li Xiuyuan's mind.

Eat the roaring dog of Erlang God, steal the flat peach of the Queen's mother, lead the red line, make the book of life and death, peek at the maid of Jiutian Xuan's bath... And bet with the gods!

Memories of the past filled my mind.

Li Xiuyuan is no longer Li Xiuyuan, but the Dragon subduing arhat in the world.

"Master Guanyin." Dragon subduing restores memory, sees Guanyin in the pavilion, and shows a smile that he thinks charming, saying: "can meet you here, I am really... It's so happy. Are you here to help me finish the gambling appointment?"

"I'm sorry, No."

Guanyin Ah Mei, dressed as a peasant woman, took his eldest brother pan Haodong's hand and said, "this is my eldest brother Dongjun. You can ask my eldest brother for help. I have more important things to do..."