Chapter 971

"Maitreya, I call you, do you dare to promise?"

There was a sudden cry behind the Buddha from the East.

He turned around subconsciously, but he didn't answer.

Because Tang Bohu, who called his name, was holding a purple and gold gourd. He didn't know the magic weapon very well, but he could detect one or two and maybe accept people.

Anyway, Maitreya is one of the big Buddhists.

Honorific future Buddha.

Once the Tathagata Buddha accidentally dismounts, the Buddha who takes over the Buddha throne is the future Buddha Maitreya.

But this opportunity obviously does not exist.

With the current cultivation level of the Tathagata Buddha, it is extremely difficult to have an accident with the other party, unless the Tathagata takes the initiative to abdicate due to irresistible factors.

However, once an irresistible factor occurs in Buddhism and the Tathagata abdicates, what's the meaning of his ascendance?

Waiting to be hammered?

Therefore, Maitreya Buddha has some complaints about the Tathagata Buddha at the bottom of his heart. Otherwise, he will not connive at children, gather demons and ghosts, and create a small Leiyin temple, disgusting Tathagata.

let me put it another way.

That is, Buddhism began to roll inside.

However, there are not many volumes, only a little. If there are too many volumes, the East Buddha can't resist.

Of course, the Yellow eyebrow king doesn't have the courage.

"Tang Bohu, what do you mean?" The Buddha asked with an expressionless face.

"You connive at your disciples to fake the Tathagata, deceive passengers and want to eat monk Tang's meat. What do you think I want?" Tang Bohu stared at Maitreya with indignation. He didn't mean to sue the wicked first, but just wanted to play.

"My boy secretly went down to the world, which really caused a lot of trouble, but the poor monk has brought him back to the ashram to be punished. I'm here to take back the two treasures he left with you."

The Buddha from the East said bluntly, "Tang Bohu, please return the things to their original owners."

Tang Bohu raised his eyebrows and said, "Maitreya Buddha, golden cymbals and race bags are all my booty. How can I return them to their original owners?"

The Buddha from the East was interested: "so, are you going to pay it back?"

"I must pay it back, but..."

Tang Bohu raised his purple gourd and said with a smile, "do you see this gourd? The magic weapon of the old gentleman. Not long ago, his burning boy came down to earth as a demon and did evil with his baby. After I captured the gold and silver boy, the old gentleman knew it was wrong and left this gourd as a reward to me. What are you going to take as a gift? "

"Er..."

From the east came the Buddha's words.

He really didn't think about it before he came.

The Buddhists are poor and used to it. They are always in the autumn wind. They are used to going in and out.

Second, Maitreya thinks he is extraordinary. He thinks that if he shows up, he can get worship. Even if he doesn't kneel, he has to bend down and check his head. He's not as rude as Tang Bohu. He not only asks for a gift in return, but also wants to collect himself with a purple gold gourd.

The most hateful thing is that the boy went down to earth for disaster, which was tacitly understood by the big men during the robbery of the westward journey. You lift the table to your face and question yourself about letting the boy do disaster and letting his old face play with it!

Maitreya lost his momentum, which made him lose his confidence.

no way out.

That doesn't make sense!

In order to avoid embarrassment, the Buddha hurriedly said, "Tang Bohu, I don't want the race bag. Just return the golden cymbal to me."

"Tell me!"

After receiving the gift from the Buddha from the East, Tang Bohu was satisfied and put away the purple gold gourd. At the same time, he took out the gold cymbal hidden behind him and said with a smile, "Buddha from the East, put away the gold cymbal. Don't let the boy steal it."

"No, No."

The Buddha smiled and said, "I'm leaving now."

When he's gone.

Tang Monk walked to Tang Bohu with a smile: "brother Bohu, you are so brave that you dare to blackmail the Buddha from the East!"

Tang Bohu grinned and said proudly, "there's someone above me. I'm afraid he'll do something."

"I still have Godfather! Not as crazy as you. "

Tang Seng quietly make complaints about it.

……

A month later.

On the way out of Zhu Ziguo.

Tang Bohu recalled that the king and queen of the kingdom of Zhu Zi, who had deep feelings before, saw them off for decades. He couldn't help thinking, "sister Guanyin didn't do this very kindly. She even let her pet jinmaoyu and robbed the king's palace lady. If jinmaoyu didn't want to do something wrong every time, Jinsheng palace lady would force her to die, and Chunjiao, her maid, would feed the tiger to meet jinmaoyu's strong needs, The empress of the golden holy palace is afraid that there are two or three children. "

Just when Tang Bohu thought, Tang Monk turned over and dismounted, walked to him and sighed, "brother Bohu, I was so worried that Guanyin Bodhisattva blamed you yesterday. Fortunately, Bodhisattva was generous and didn't blame you for castrating her pet, otherwise you would be miserable."

"Goddess Guanyin is so beautiful, and her heart is naturally very beautiful. Even if I don't do it, goddess Guanyin will do it. It will dirty the Bodhisattva's hands, so I have to do it for her."

Tang Bohu talks nonsense and has no fear at all.

Although he is only an incarnation, he is inseparable from the East King of the noumenon. Guanyin is the dry sister of the noumenon, that is, his dry sister. Let alone castrating the golden hair, he roasted the golden hair on the spot. Guanyin Bodhisattva will not blame him. When no one is at most, he will punish one or two.

Chatting all the way.

Soon, the party entered the dense forest.

Suddenly, Tang Bohu stopped, turned to the southwest, smiled and said, "there seems to be something moving over there. I'll go and have a look..."

Tang Monk nodded and said, "OK, let's have a rest here until you come back."

More than ten minutes after Tang Bohu left, the monkey king saw that Tang Bohu didn't return. He took the initiative to say, "master, there's nothing going on over there. I don't know what's going on. I'll go and have a look."

"Go and go back."

Tang Monk nodded.

Another ten minutes later.

Tang Monk turned his head and looked at Bajie, who was lying under the tree and sleeping soundly. He swallowed his words silently and went to the southwest to find someone.

About three miles.

Tang Monk found that Tang Bohu and Sun Wukong, the cat, were among the stones in the grass by the pond, so he lowered the sound of footsteps and quietly walked over.

"Brother Bohu, you..."

"Shh!" × two

Tang Bohu and Sun Wukong booed to stop Tang monk from speaking.

Then Tang Bohu lowered his voice and pointed to the pool in front of him: "brother Tang, there are good things to see."

As soon as the Tang Monk wanted to probe to check, his head was pressed down by his hairy hand. He saw that the monkey king didn't know where to change a hat and whispered, "master, don't probe first. Your head reflects light. I'll put a hat on you first."

Put on the straw hat made by the monkey and the Tang Monk poked his head out quietly.

In the pool, seven naked women with long hair whispered in the shallow water, and five people sat in rows. They stood at the front and played in the water.

See this.

Tang Monk finally understood why Tang Bohu and Sun Wukong didn't return. They met seven beautiful scenic spots.

"Master, what are you looking at?"

Before Tang Seng appreciated it for a few minutes, Bajie's unique loud voice sounded behind his back.

The two looked at each other, then showed their magic powers and dodged away from here.

Before the eight commandments with an ignorant face reacted, they were dragged out of the grass into the pool by a spider web falling from the sky