Chu Han sorts out the history of ancient gods and demons that he usually learned from Chang'e's sister and xiaotiangou, and then tells Jack about the world of gods and demons.
"God, please take my knee!" Jack yearns for the high world of gods and demons. He kneels down in front of Chu Han with hot sand on his forehead and begs in fear.
Well! Chu Han didn't expect that his lies would have such an effect. Looking at Jack's reaction, it's more thorough than the brainwashing of the MLM organization. Is there another little brother?
"Ah, cough, you get up first, I promise not yet!" When acting, Chu Han arranges his clothes, looks like an outsider, and pats Czech on the head, even if it's a baptism for him, although he doesn't know whether the gods and demons of * * need faith or not.
Jack looked up with great excitement, and his eyes were filled with crystal tears: "big God, can you teach me your magic power?"
I'll go! Chu Han almost didn't keep his demeanor. It seems that this great God is not easy to be. He has no magic power, so he has to say: "well, I've just been reincarnated. Now, like you mortals, I have to be restricted by the law of heaven. It takes a lot of blood and essence to use it myself, let alone pass it on to others."
Creak! Jack clenched his fists and made a sound of bone collision. Chu Han's face changed and he said with a smile: "however, you are gifted and predestined with me. If chance permits, you can consider passing on a set of skills of longevity!"
When the martial arts reached Jack's level, apart from the temptation of life, what else could move the other side, let alone him. Even the first emperor of Qin sent Xu Fu overseas to seek elixir for immortality!
Sure enough, Jack fell into a dull state. After a long time, he banged his head three times again: "big God, if you want to keep your word, I will follow you all my life!"
"Easy to say, easy to say!" Chu Han breathed a sigh of relief, helped jack up and patted the sand on his forehead: "by the way, why are you chasing Nangong Rui?"
Jack bit his teeth and hesitated for a while, but at last he couldn't resist the temptation of immortality. He fell into memory and sighed for a long time: "ah, it's a long story. She stole a spiritual thing from the owner, and the owner gave a chase order!"
Chu Han opened his mouth, two words can explain clearly, this is also called the speaker? It seems that Jack didn't learn Chinese well enough, but didn't Jack say that he grew up in China since he was a child? Is he cheating himself?
"How old were you when you joined the black market square?" Chu Han doesn't want to leave a person who doesn't know the bottom of the matter. In order to make sure of Jack's sincerity, he asks again.
Jack blinked and held out four fingers: "three years old, didn't I say that before?"
Chu Han patted his forehead in pain: "well, it seems that you are just gifted in martial arts training. I didn't ask that sentence just now."
Then Chu Han curiously asks Jack about his experience in the black market square, and wants to know what kind of organization it is. As a result, in addition to daily training, Jack does not know what kind of organization it is.
"Oh, you mean that after you entered, you kept practicing and finally joined the dark hall of the black market square. So far, you have only completed three tasks?" Finally, Chu Han gives Jack a speechless glance, deeply feeling that his partner's wasted decades are not worth it. Although this guy is a little absent-minded, his actual age has already broken through the 40 mark and gone straight to the age of 50.
Jack scratched his head: "yes, it's not right. My third task is to kill Nangong Rui. It's not finished yet!"
Chu Han: "don't, since you have worshipped me as the eldest brother, don't think about chasing Nangong Rui any more. She's my woman. Do women understand?" For fear that Jack didn't even know the difference between men and women, he put his hands on his chest and started the drum on the back of his hands.
Jack gave him a white look: "big God, you really treat me as an idiot!"
"All right!" Chu Han put down his hand and was afraid of Nangong Rui's anger. He added: "however, we just love each other and have not formally established a relationship. When you meet her in the future, don't mention what I just said!"
Jack looked at Chu Han suspiciously. Seeing that he was serious, he had to nod his head and say, "OK, I'll take her as your little three. We all know, hehe!"
Small three is small three, as long as don't say out on the line! Chu Han is speechless for a while, and asks Jack to help him hold the coconut leaves for shading. He calls up the discussion group of taoyun watch and points out Nie Xiaoqian's head.
Chu Han: Xiaoqian, are you out?
Nie Xiaoqian: eh? Have you fixed your watch?
Chu Han: Yes, I also borrowed the transmission symbol of xiaotiangou. It's just the wrong position. Now Jack and I are on a deserted island.
Nie Xiaoqian: ah! I'm still trying to fly down. What can I do! (crying face)
Chu Han: don't worry, I'll send you. (smiling face)
Nie Xiaoqian: OK, you move quickly, people will soon have no strength. (duzui)
Chu Han: just a moment!"Ding Dong, the battery is low!" Click on Nie Xiaoqian's head picture, click the transmission function, and the system prompt suddenly rings.
Chu Han looked at the electricity and exclaimed, "I'm going. It's still full just now. How did it become zero?"
At this time, the voice of the little boy rang out in my mind: "sorry, I'm a little short of money recently, so I advanced the electricity for a few days. By the way, I will remind you that tomorrow will not deduct the electricity, but from the day after tomorrow, I will still deduct 10 points of electricity every day!"
Chu Han wants to cry without tears: "don't take such pitfalls. I can charge 10 points of electricity every day. If you buckle it like this, it will be zero all the time!"
Little boy: "Oh, I'm desperate, too!"
"You're hopeless!" Chu Han couldn't help saying: "no, I must give back the electricity to Laozi!"
"Ding Dong, the customer Chu Han has some uncivilized writing such as explosive exit. Consider reducing the VIP level by one level to show the punishment!" The system prompts.
Chu Han's face crossed three black lines: "don't, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I can't do it!"
Little boy: "Hey, don't underestimate it. I have a lot of power."
Chu Han: "I know, customer service elder brother, do you think you can accommodate it? There is no electricity. Taoyun watch has a fart. Oh, I'm sorry, it has a bird to use!"
Little boy: "well, let me tell you a little secret!"
Chu Han: "speak quickly, speak quickly!"
Little kid: "you first upgrade the VIP level to level 50, so that you can recover 20 points of power every day, and then you can activate the" loan "function, and the interest is not high. Most importantly, you can choose the daily repayment amount, and you can repay it for hundreds of millions of years in exchange for having enough power every day. It's not the best of both worlds."
Chu Han is stunned, as long as several hundred million years of repayment period, do not worry about the problem of currency depreciation! However, considering the level of science and technology in my childhood, I'm afraid the currency has long been protected by gold, and there is no question of devaluation.