After my first birthday, although no one celebrated it, I enacted my plan for revenge. Now if you thought I spent my entire first year only training my magics and nen you would be wrong, for I did plan how to thoroughly get my revenge on the caretaker (just realized I never gave her a name, if it bothers you call her caretaker 12976) because even if the Kyuubi attack the police force not to mention the several Jōnin and Anbu in the village, the death/torture that I have planned for her( caretaker 12976) would seem strange in their eyes. Because of the manner that the murder(ME) would have to have used to get in the village without raising any suspicions, committed the murder without raising any noise would throw suspicion and increase the tension between the village and The Uchia clan/Konoha Military Police Force making the chances that the Uchiha rebellion happen earlier a very possible outcome. If you thought that any point I would give up on my revenge because of that though you would be mistaken, it simply means that I can't just murder her inside the village but it also means that I just have to lure outside of the village say for example her getting a letter from her very elderly father's close friend that his health has deteriorated, the father's, that way she leaves the village of her own volition and her disappearance along the road could be chalked up to several things bandits, wild animals, maybe even rogue shinobi.
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We are currently in the middle of the forest next to the road to her village she is currently passed out laying in a position that if my previous self most likely saw it my canon would enter ready to fire mode good thing that I have a child's body that almost looks like I'm a four-year-old that is quite strange if I do say so myself, but enough about the fact that I don't look my age she is starting to wake up she sure took a while, I didn't think The Stunning Spell (Stupefy) was that strong, maybe she just has a weak magic tolerance. caretaker 12976: "(Groan) Where am I? Wait,(points a shaky finger at me) y-y-y-you a-a-a-are the demon brat. Wha..... Naruto: "'Silencio!' I have had to listen to you insult me constantly for one year I believe it's about my chance to talk. (Smirk) you seem shocked that I can talk, oh and before you plan to run away 'Petrificus Totalus', did you think I will let you get off scot-free after what you did to me. Oh, by the way, your dad is already dead he died about half a year ago,(sneer) I erased the memory of it from your mind. Now let's start with the torture (gentle smile) 'Sectumsempra' did you know the cuts now spreading over your entire body will never heal, 'mumble; not that you would have to worry about that' (uses Tracing to create a scalpel) but if you are lucky the ones I will now inflict on you might (gentle smile never falling), oh don't look so terrified, how about this I will make a deal with you if you survive a thousand I will let you go and consider your debt paid how does that sound, I see it sounds that good don't worry I can't read you're mind I'm reading you're eyes. Are you ready, I'm starting, ONE, Two, Three.... 999, you know this has gotten tedious it just feels like work at this point (stands up) 'Finite Incantatem' there you can move run along, although with those wounds that might be a tad irresponsible, maybe you will be lucky and the next traveler you meet won't just decide to **** you in you're current state with your garments being completely shredded, although if he would want to s.e.x.u.a.l assault you considering how maimed you currently look might be expecting too much (starts walking away, turns around) you must probably be worried that because I didn't finish I might one day come searching for you to finish the job(gentle smile) you don't have to worry about something like that, 'Incendio Tria'." her body was consumed by blue flames that burned her body until barley anything of her body remained, Naruto: "'Aguamenti'." A jet of clean water sprang forth from my hand to extinguish the fire that spread from her corpse, Naruto: "She was so out of it at the end she didn't even scream, wait did I forget to undo The Silencing Charm? It doesn't really matter now, does it? (Looks around) I can't really leave the corpses like this tough someone might discover it before the animals get a chance to eat it." Transforms some of the fallen leaves into birds, make the transformed leaves eat the remainder of the corpse after they finish, I make the fly to the closet river they can find and kill themselves so that they transform back into leaves and move crime scene away from the road and start heading back to the village.
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Luckily I gave my Shadow clone more than enough chakra to last until I came back and after I switched place with him, my shadow clone, I went to the Hokage's office to request my own apartment because even if I can handle the average Chūnin and cath the average Jonin of guard with my several unorthodox attacks everyone in the Akatsuki could whip my a.s.s across the entire shinobi continent and back. I think it's time I start training my physical body but I'm not going near Guy for now, even if he did start training me without asking any question about who I was, how I knew who he was and my age, because even if he is 'Konoha's Sublime Green/Blue Beast of Prey' (木ノ葉の気高き碧い猛獣, Konoha no Kedakaki Aoi Mōjū) it didn't mean he wasn't a qualified Jonin of the Leaf village and it's best never to take them too lightly.